The 10 Best Episodes of Cheek Clappers by RealCheekClapper in CheekClappers

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which one is that in? They're Gonna Taste Great?

The 10 Best Episodes of Cheek Clappers by RealCheekClapper in CheekClappers

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I agree these are probably the best two. When Tara's on it it's always a good episode. Therapy Clappers overall is not that good but that one particular story is so funny that still makes me laugh even after having heard it 30 times or so.

Episode 114: For Concrete by RealCheekClapper in CheekClappers

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You'll be drinking sea water in a minute if you keep up this lip pal

Mike Tyson thinks Hasbulla is a baby by RealCheekClapper in CheekClappers

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goo goo ga ga

A Good Friday Journey Home by clapfan in CheekClappers

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I've got to say I was disappointed with this one having waited 4 months for an upload. It was good Om but I'm pissed he made us wait 4 months. As for his non-food videos, these are two of my favourites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZYCOt7ZPqs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vSYqjLbfyY

Also any where he dyes his hair:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppqzhaFwCOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk7D1O3Ffko

Episode 112: Dildo Suckers by RealCheekClapper in CheekClappers

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Thanks dude, I'm glad you enjoyed it. I can't even begin to imagine what would happen if the NoFap trend swept across India tbh

All religious institutions are filled with pedos by [deleted] in SaidIt

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I'm not many of them even believe in God tbh. I think they just like the power that alleging to believe gives them.

Fat idiot wigger runs himself over by RealCheekClapper in CheekClappers

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Oww!

That's right fatty, you ran yourself over.

All religious institutions are filled with pedos by [deleted] in SaidIt

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all religious institutions are filled with pedos

But yes, guys like this just give off an immensely creepy vibe anyway, even when you don't see them doing stuff like this. I think most of the elite world is a kind of pedo club where if you aren't a pedo people don't really want you around because they can't talk to you about pedo shit. Secret societies and pedos run pretty much everything imo, purely by the nature of their being. It actually makes logical sense that we are surrounded by malignant forces, when you think about it. Secrecy gives power by it's very nature, and being a dirty bastard necessitates secrecy.

Why Are Kids Allowed to Look At Porn? by RealCheekClapper in whatever

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I agree with basically all of this. Although an interesting and I guess somewhat relevant thing about alcohol is that here on the continent (in Spain, France and Italy for example) it's more normal for kids to have alcohol at home when they're 14, 15 or so, and yet they have way less problems with underage binge drinking compared to the UK, where alcohol is strictly controlled and yet it's a huge problem. That said, in America the drinking age is 21 and they seemingly have less of a problem than the UK. So it's hard to deduce much from. Either way, I'm not for a minute suggesting we should apply that same principle to porn. I can't imagine anything worse than my mum sitting me down to watch a BangBros vid.

As for enforcing the laws I don't think it would be that difficult, I think they could create a simple means of verifying age that doesn't compromise the rest of your identity. With all the obsessive "safeguarding" and controls on the internet these days it's a small feature to add. Not to mention that all your info is already possessed by your ISP anyway so it's not exactly a breach of your privacy. If they're gonna kick people's doors down for saying the n word on twitter then they can make porn as hard to get hold of as cigarettes.

Why Are Kids Allowed to Look At Porn? by RealCheekClapper in whatever

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It's not for their parents to decide whether or not they look at porn actually, it's the law. It's just not a very well enforced one.

Why Are Kids Allowed to Look At Porn? by RealCheekClapper in whatever

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Yeah, I don't think 16 or 17 year olds having a few beers or going through an edgy smoking phase is that big of a deal, certainly not relative to 10 year olds looking at pornhub whenever they want.

Man who 'tortured cats to death' forced to eat poo as animal lovers serve up justice by [deleted] in WorldNews

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based and poopilled

No one will remember your baking, Doing It Stealthy will last forever. by GregoryChoig in CheekClappers

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I'm still avoiding spoilers for this film so I'm not gonna watch this clip but I really appreciate the Doing It Stealthy/Cheek Clappers crossover

Episode 106: Rite of Package by RealCheekClapper in CheekClappers

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Yeah ginger snap is some olden days Victorian toff shit, I keep it street when it comes to biscuits

Episode 106: Rite of Package by RealCheekClapper in CheekClappers

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Yeah settee is what chavs call it. Couch is for Americanised posers. Sofa is for gentlemen. Do you call dinner "tea"?

Episode 104: Anal Douches by RealCheekClapper in CheekClappers

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I think an enema pumps the water in through a tube but a douche just give it a little clean. But yes douches are generally for vaginas, you're correct.

Episode 104: Anal Douches by RealCheekClapper in CheekClappers

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No, slightly different

Episode 103: Grape Crushers by RealCheekClapper in CheekClappers

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Do it mate, it will only make you even more popular, it's "negging"

Request: episode posts on the subsaidit by clapfan in CheekClappers

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Ok m8 I'll get on it. I was thinking of doing this anyway.

Turkish Man Yelling Meow At An Egg by TDog69 in CheekClappers

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dream cheek clappers guest

My "kid from school who did a rap pretending his middle class town was rough" by clapfan in CheekClappers

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hard as fookin nails these lot

New James Arthur just dropped by RealCheekClapper in CheekClappers

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come fry wid meee

omracer Eats: A Seafood Stick Chocolate Spread Toasted Pita Sandwich by RealCheekClapper in CheekClappers

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The scariest thing about this video is the really over the top "mmm!" noises he keeps making throughout the second half, as if to reinforce to himself and the viewers that this ghastly creation is actually delicious.

Omnomnom by RealCheekClapper in CheekClappers

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He makes them himself, you can see the ghastly process at about 3 and half minutes into this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vSYqjLbfyY

In general it's one of my favourite videos of his, it was his final night before moving to a new home and you can see he's really bothered about moving which makes him extra discombobulated and confusing. He sees off his old home by making an absolutely filthy dish of slop and scoffing it down in giant forkfuls.

WATCH: Neil deGrasse Tyson Throws a Fit After Interviewer Questions Covid Vaccine Efficacy by StillLessons in propaganda

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PBD has been on a tear recently, I'm surprised his account hasn't been taken down.

Gloucester woman fined for grabbing transgender man's genitals and demanding to know what sex he was by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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wat

When You To High.... by RealCheekClapper in CheekClappers

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Once every year or so I send this one to my mum on WhatsApp with no explanation. My favourite response was "What the hell is that????"

As requested, a picture of me (this one was taken just after the footie) by RealCheekClapper in CheekClappers

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I love a nice cuppa after a game of footie

A Meal fit for a King by RealCheekClapper in CheekClappers

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He has to shave his eyebrows because he doesn't want to "look like a monster" apparently. Tbf he does look better without them.

This is how real men fuck by RealCheekClapper in CheekClappers

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I haven't cum to anything other than James Pond in over a decade

He painted a mural of Kanye West. Then a rabbi called by jet199 in NotTheOnion

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He's a gibbering idiot most of the time, barely coherent. Just sort of vaguely references valid concepts and makes them seem invalid in the process. Ultimately it's all about his own narcissism and nothing else.

one of my favorite comments on a porno by 69clappersprincess69 in CheekClappers

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"a porno" - this nigga thinks she's from the 1970s

hi its mom by 69clappersprincess69 in CheekClappers

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shut up queer

These trannies look so real that you just can't tell the difference. by Hoomsns in whatever

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Looks like something you'd fight in Super Mario

Infamous Jar Jar Bink's Tongue Lollipop by TDog69 in CheekClappers

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God I would love to suck one of these down right now. It's the ultimate Jar Jar fan experience.

WHY IS NO ONE STOPPING THIS? [Trudeau on the conspiracy theorist truckers.] (14:07) ~ Russell Brand by JasonCarswell in conspiracy

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Yeah man. It's clear that Kubrick was getting at something real with Eyes Wide Shut.

A Meal fit for a King by RealCheekClapper in CheekClappers

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dis is soul food brotha

WHY IS NO ONE STOPPING THIS? [Trudeau on the conspiracy theorist truckers.] (14:07) ~ Russell Brand by JasonCarswell in conspiracy

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it's a rich set of symbolism and archetype to draw from

Very true, and I think this is where a lot of in music comes from. People just kind of copying each other/being edgy. But that's not the sole source of it imo.

WHY IS NO ONE STOPPING THIS? [Trudeau on the conspiracy theorist truckers.] (14:07) ~ Russell Brand by JasonCarswell in conspiracy

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I've not found trace of anything satanic

The dark occult stuff is never revealed to most members, and by the time it's revealed to you usually you have your hands dirty enough and they have enough evidence on you that there's no way out.

There are many other orders and groups with more elite members that we never hear of though.

Yeah, although I think they pretty much all fall under the same umbrella and ultimately come from the same place. Have you ever noticed that the elites who do evil shit always make a point of telling us what they're doing? This is part of their occult practice. If they tell us then we are complicit and thereby corrupted, which is the way of Satan. To corrupt as many people as possible. I'm by no means evangelical or anything like that, I don't even follow the bible nor am I typically that conspiratorial in my thinking. But the Satanic symbolism and practices are everywhere and when you see them you can't really un-see them.

WHY IS NO ONE STOPPING THIS? [Trudeau on the conspiracy theorist truckers.] (14:07) ~ Russell Brand by JasonCarswell in conspiracy

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It differs in the sense that it's shrouded in secrecy, and there's also a good deal of evidence that they worship Satan. And tbh if you look at some of the people who are associated with this kind of weird occult practice and secret groups it doesn't give a good impression. If it's rampant in Hollywood then it's almost definitely not a good thing.

JBP on some gay schoolboy pimp shit wit dis 1 💯🔥 by RealCheekClapper in CheekClappers

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nigga about to admonish someone for stealing fizzy lifting drinks

WHY IS NO ONE STOPPING THIS? [Trudeau on the conspiracy theorist truckers.] (14:07) ~ Russell Brand by JasonCarswell in conspiracy

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Widespread secret societies are inherently immoral, corrupt and crooked. Imagine you're a somewhat high profile or important person and you piss off a mason one day, and for the rest of your career you find little things here and there not going your way, police treating you differently, various applications being rejected, legal or administrative situations not going your way, job opportunities you don't get. This causes people to bend to their will (or more likely to just give in and join them) and gives them an undue level of power which is not appropriate in a democratic and fair society.