What would you reccomend my trans friend to do? by DerpDerp3001 in AskSaidIt

[–]POOPCORN 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I remember I used to watch this sub on Reddit /r/f2m or /r/ftm I can't remember which one it was but they've taken it private since then and they used to post pictures of their penises of the women that had transitioned to become a male and they were the funniest looking strangest looking penises I've ever seen in my life.. but everybody would come in the sub and praise them and tell them how wonderful it looked but oh my God those things looked funny.

All they have to do is to get a Playgirl magazine and look at some dick from men or get one of them gay magazines and look at men dick and they know that there's don't look like a dick.

Ted Kaczynski dies in prison aged 81 by [deleted] in WorldNews

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Ted would have pissed his pants if he knew about chat GPT

I think I have brain damage by sneako in whatever

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if you want to check for brain damage, stuff your head in a toilet and flush it about twenty five times quickly.

if you hear a ringing sound in your ears, you might have brain damag

i like to get checked about three or four times per year.

i invented the toilet.

one of the positive effects of brain damage is that the worse it gets the less you know you got it.

Ozempic users report gross side effect: ‘Join the shit the bed club’ by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]POOPCORN 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

That's f****** hilarious.. so you s*** your pants AND you also find time to moderate a sub?

https://saidit.net/s/IdFuckHer

You are some kind of Renaissance Man

The U.K. Just Banned Chemical Castration For Kids. America Should Do The Same And More by P-38lightning in news

[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I'm 60. Is it too late for me to take puberty blockers?

What would you reccomend my trans friend to do? by DerpDerp3001 in AskSaidIt

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He should learn to pronounce the word regret in several languages.

Females: "Why won't men make advances???" Also females: by bucetao6969 in MeanwhileOnReddit

[–]POOPCORN 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Men don't know how to ask women out.

I like to just come straight out and ask a lady if she spits or swallows and then I tell her that I'm asking for a friend.

I'm a romantic

Small indoor growing area by Alphix in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Oh sure f*** the fish throw the fish out and grow worthless lettuce. I see how your attitude is. You could grow weed in a toilet like a normal person but no you have to kill the fish and grow lettuce in their home. When you die you are obviously going to a very terrible place and I will be waiting for you when you get there

People are going to Target and taking all the pride merch to the register to purchase, waiting for the wagie to take all the hangers and tags off, asking the wagie to add the protection plan on each item, then realizing they forgot their wallets and then leaving by Chipit in news

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I could rumplestiltskin some frick wrenches in dark dark some flowers bling ship sails in the night you know when people flowers and dogs

Hello fellow Saiditters by Lighta in Introductions

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I invented the toilet

Who exactly is this tall dark handsome stranger named poop corn? by POOPCORN in whatever

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I snuck into your bedroom and shoved corn up your butt.

Please don't hate me for that

My dad's death made me horny! Las Vegas woman says her blood ran hot and she started taking pictures of her bum in the bathroom after dementia-ridden father's death by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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This post has been reported for advocating violence

Texas Rangers Refuse to Celebrate ‘Pride Month’ by [deleted] in news

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Snap-on tool trucks is celebrating pride month by putting out a special ratchet wrench that has a dildo handle.

Go snap on

Dating Network. International channel for new meetings and relationships. Best Online Dating Sites by Novatop in Internet

[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The truth is there are so many online dating networks and most of them are specialized meaning you'll find girls from Asia or you're fine girl from China or you'll find Muslim girls and I don't think I'd want to date on Instagram, not me personally.. for me a dating website would have to have its own platform it's own software and not be connected to some site like Instagram which has a very bad reputation for being full of scammers.

Wuhan lab scientists 'mixed deadliest coronaviruses to create mutant strain' - Remember when this would have had you deleted from social media and condemned as a conspiracy theorist anti-vaxxer? by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The Chinese are already here. They are rich. They have already built their own version of Beverly hills.

https://youtu.be/nuMhqrFOSYE

Wuhan lab scientists 'mixed deadliest coronaviruses to create mutant strain' - Remember when this would have had you deleted from social media and condemned as a conspiracy theorist anti-vaxxer? by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]POOPCORN 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I feel perfectly safe eating at the buffet.

I eat at the Chinese buffet, and there are workers there that are Chinese that don't wear masks though many do.

If there were an airborne virus it would be present in a Chinese buffet because people come from all directions and they pack into this little room slopping down food if there was an airborne virus everyone in there would be infected.

I have also shopped at Walmart through the entire covid situation and I never wear a mask. In the beginning Walmart workers would stop me at the front door and tell me that I had to wear a mask and I would tell them that I have a medical condition and they'd say well then you can go ahead without a mask. I see Walmart workers wearing a mask covering their mouth but not their nose. Come on please if there was an airborne virus it would go up your nose and it probably also can go in your eyes and in your ears but I'm no medical expert to no details about that.

I've also attended an alcoholics anonymous meeting during the first year of the covid situation where 50 or more people would pack into a small room and maybe less than 5% where a mask and I didn't hear of anyone getting sick.

I have known people that were very healthy but after they got vaccinated they fell dead.

You should go to rumble.com and look up the video died suddenly.

Or you can watch it by clicking this link.

https://rumble.com/v1wac7i-world-premier-died-suddenly.html

7.000-Year-Old Stone Monuments in France Destroyed for the Construction of a DIY Store. by EternalSunset in NotTheOnion

[–]POOPCORN 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is a video of a guy who built a Stonehenge replica that includes 10 tons stones and apparently he did this with hand tools.

https://youtu.be/-C97Ns5dwtE

7.000-Year-Old Stone Monuments in France Destroyed for the Construction of a DIY Store. by EternalSunset in NotTheOnion

[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You built another Stonehenge didn't you?

Remember a time before digital? (7:03) ~ Richard Vobes by JasonCarswell in whatever

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It is my opinion that the problems began with oil.

First came oil, then the transistor, and then came chat GPT.

The entire world is about to be owned and operated by chat GPT.

You will not have children in the future without the permission of chat GPT.

We will soon have Terminator style robots patrolling our streets as our new police department and you will obey.

Moving Earth away from the sun could solve global warming, expert says 🙄 by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]POOPCORN 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

So if you are eating plastic when you eat fish, you think that is somewhat worrying? How about if I chop up some plastic spoons and put it into your bowl of spaghetti? I hope you don't get too worried.

I think the thing you're missing is that a little bit of imbalance here and a little bit of imbalance there and pretty soon those imbalances connect and create a huge imbalance which can cause the food chain to become Disturbed and disrupted.

I watch the video once about an oil well at the bottom of the ocean which that's where oil wells are in the ocean they're not at the top of the ocean there at the bottom there on the floor it's just a gushing geyser of oil spewing out of the floor of the ocean because some f******* oil company left it there to spew oil into the ocean 24 hours a day 365 days a year.

When the whole system breaks down, there will be shortages of food, I hope that doesn't worry you.

Moving Earth away from the sun could solve global warming, expert says 🙄 by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]POOPCORN 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well that's right we're having to dig deeper and deeper and deeper for having to do fracking and other crazy things to find oil..

And even if there is a hundred or 200 years worth of oil, the environmental damage that is caused by the drilling industry and the oil industry in general could destroy the environment so that all of the fish in the ocean die.

The ocean is now filled with plastics some large pieces and some micro pieces of plastics.. they say that when you catch fish in the ocean now you can cut them open and look under a microscope and find tiny pieces of plastic embedded in its flesh.

Females: "Why won't men make advances???" Also females: by bucetao6969 in MeanwhileOnReddit

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I looked at the common history of one of the posters in that thread and she is so proud to be a trans woman and she is literally unhappy about everything on planet Earth.

How to produce graphics images using artificial intelligence by POOPCORN in whatever

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Most people are not as spiritually deep as you are

"I 'married' the perfect man without 'baggage'- he's completely virtual" 🤖🫶👩 by Clown_Chan in funny

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Oh great $69.99 to talk to an avatar

"I 'married' the perfect man without 'baggage'- he's completely virtual" 🤖🫶👩 by Clown_Chan in funny

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I'm just sitting here wondering if she spits or swallows.

Just another nigger violently attacking and robbing someone by Oyveygoyim in whatever

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Well at the rate we're going black folks are going to be your daddy in a few minutes so I hope you enjoy that.

Through the walk movement black people now control most of the major corporations and they be stomping your ass in the street.

Payback is a b**** ain't it

Reddit blackout from 12th to 14th June. by [deleted] in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm a complete beginner at JavaScript but I have done some studying of JavaScript and using Dev tools to automate web browser processes so I'm a little unclear why you need an API to automate web browser processes or for web scraping or data gathering etc.

My point is who gives a f*** about API fees if you're a real programmer

Reddit blackout from 12th to 14th June. by [deleted] in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This means that they're doing something that requires a complete upgrade of their servers or their software or something and I would look for something really different to be happening when they reopen their doors.

Just another nigger violently attacking and robbing someone by Oyveygoyim in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I am 60 years old now and I've worked with a couple of old black men and they told me stories that back in the day back around the 50s that if they went into a store and accidentally brushed up against a white woman that if they were lucky they would only get run out of town.

They also told me stories how when they would go on lunch break that the white boss would walk in the front door of the cafe and the black people had to walk in the back door of the cafe as though they were second class citizens and didn't belong on this planet.

I also am aware of the massacre of Ocoee, that was a terrible day when white people went through town simply murdering every black person in sight because they wanted to vote in the election.

What you are experiencing now is black men that are walking their ground and standing their ground and they're treating you like you used to treat them. I do realize that you don't enjoy what's happening now, but this is a good example of f*** around and find out and you are now getting the short end of the stick.

Video: Ocoee massacre

https://youtu.be/HA0CLxHeH6Y

Small indoor growing area by Alphix in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I do just get drunk and bitchy sometimes.

Sometimes?

'Ya'll need to start leaving these kids alone': Detransitioned Navy SEAL warns parents about gender surgery saying they are not being given all the data by [deleted] in whatever

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Once upon a time in the peculiar town of Quirkville, there lived a young man named Luther. Luther had always dreamed of becoming a plumber and spent his days as an apprentice, learning the trade under the guidance of the eccentric plumber, Mr. McGillicuddy. However, fate had a peculiar way of intervening in Luther's life.

One sunny afternoon, as Luther was diligently fixing a leaky pipe in Mrs. Snickerbottom's kitchen, he stumbled upon an ancient book hidden beneath the floorboards. Intrigued, he carefully brushed off the dust and read the peculiar title: "Plumbing and Potions: The Unusual Crossovers."

Curiosity piqued, Luther began to peruse the book, discovering hidden chapters that discussed the mystical properties of plumbing tools. He read about the legendary Shade Tree Physicians, who possessed the power to heal the body and soul using nothing more than their basic plumber's toolkit. Inspired by these tales, Luther couldn't resist the call of the extraordinary.

With a heavy heart, Luther bid farewell to his apprenticeship and decided to embark on a strange new journey as a Shade Tree Physician. Armed with his trusty wrenches, plungers, and a newfound passion for gender-affirming care, Luther set up shop in the depths of Quirkville's bustling black market.

News of the enigmatic Shade Tree Physician quickly spread throughout the town, and individuals seeking unconventional gender affirming care began to seek Luther's assistance. People from all walks of life flocked to his humble abode, eager for his peculiar blend of plumbing and healing.

Luther's first patient was a young woman named Penelope, who yearned for a change in her physical appearance. With a flick of his magical wrench, Luther transformed a standard copper pipe into a peculiar mirror that revealed the true essence of Penelope's desired self. Penelope's eyes filled with wonder as she saw her reflection, now embodying the person she had always felt she was.

Word of Luther's miraculous gender-affirming procedures spread like wildfire. People lined up outside his door, each with their unique stories and desires. The townsfolk whispered tales of a man who could turn showerheads into magical fountains of self-expression, faucet handles into metaphors for self-empowerment, and pipes into conduits of self-discovery.

Quirkville became a haven for those seeking a transformation beyond the ordinary, and Luther reveled in the joy he brought to their lives. His days were spent concocting potions from the mystical fluids that flowed through the town's pipes, each one tailored to the individual's aspirations and dreams.

However, as Luther's reputation grew, so did the curiosity of the town's authorities. The eccentric mayor, Mayor McQuirkenstein, was determined to uncover the truth behind these bizarre gender-affirming procedures. Secretly, he had always yearned to change his own appearance, but his pride prevented him from seeking help openly.

One fateful night, as Luther worked diligently in his underground sanctuary, the mayor's henchmen raided his humble abode. They captured Luther and dragged him before Mayor McQuirkenstein, who stood there, a mix of anger and envy twisting his features.

The mayor demanded to know the secret behind Luther's magical plumbing practices. Undeterred by the mayor's threats, Luther explained his mission of bringing happiness and self-acceptance to those who sought his help. Moved by Luther's words, Mayor McQuirkenstein's cold heart began to thaw, revealing his vulnerability.

In a surprising twist of fate, Luther and the mayor struck a deal. In exchange for the mayor's protection and support, Luther agreed to use his peculiar skills to help transform Mayor McQuirkenstein into the person he had always longed

https://youtu.be/5aPbsoYe5og

Irish town unites in smartphone ban for young children by [deleted] in Europe

[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well the church is not coming into the schools as teachers and convincing children that they're the wrong gender and teaching them what dildos are and teaching them how to masturbate..

There have been cases of people in churches that have molested children yes, but that is the exception not the rule.

Everything I've ever seen out of a drag queen story hour is a grooming session.

Of course so I guess every church service is a grooming session to teach children about Jesus so I guess you got me there

14 years old by Oyveygoyim in whatever

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We are approaching world war 4 quite simply because world war III comes before world war IV and therefore we are also approaching world war IV.

I'm really happy that you know what to do to avoid world war IV maybe you should run for president of the world and save us all.

The truth about transgender surgery... in numbers: Just 16% of gender dysphoria patients go through with the operation, but up to half suffer life-threatening complications by [deleted] in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

As we speak I am chopping off my penis with a buck saw. It just sounds like a good idea. I've already removed my testicles using the bench grinder, I had to grit my teeth a few times during that process.

14 years old by Oyveygoyim in whatever

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You were saying that black people are stupid and it's been proven by genetics, well you're outranked by the Chinese.

Indians from India are pretty damn smart kids, they outrank white folks by a boatload.

14 years old by Oyveygoyim in whatever

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I'm white and the truth is I know a whole bunch of white folks that are dumber than rocks

The Chinese outrank us intellectually by a million miles

Small indoor growing area by Alphix in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Don't drink

Small indoor growing area by Alphix in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

So you're in a rehab? That's a waste of time. Do you know what the most important thing is that you need to do to get off of drinking?

Answer: don't drink

I hope that clears things up for you.

Am I the asshole for getting mad? I am the blue texts. by Musky in AskSaidIt

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Small indoor growing area by Alphix in whatever

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blocked

Small indoor growing area by Alphix in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I used to watch the drama where muskrat and being poisoned were arguing with each other because they both wanted to be your exclusive boyfriend and I was laughing my ass off over it.

It's like dating a lot lizard and arguing that she's not being monogamous with you.

https://youtu.be/JG-1avo-YLc

Small indoor growing area by Alphix in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You must be a treat to sex chat with on the internet.

For those that don't know this melodic programmer is sucking the cum of most of the men in this forum

Small indoor growing area by Alphix in whatever

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I have watched videos on YouTube where people take these closed bottles and put dirt into it or something but they don't put any animals in it no plants no nothing and in like a year there is s*** growing in there and there are bugs in there and like where the f*** does it all come from I don't know

SAIDIT IPO by POOPCORN in whatever

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Once upon a time, in the bustling world of social media, there existed a company known as ForumConnect. With its cutting-edge platform and engaged user base, ForumConnect had quickly become a prominent player in the realm of online forums. Led by its visionary CEO, Victoria Summers, the company was about to embark on a remarkable journey that would forever change its fate.

ForumConnect had set its sights on an ambitious goal – to go public through an Initial Public Offering (IPO). The company had been diligently working towards this momentous event, and its preparation was in full swing. However, there was a twist that made this story all the more dramatic: the company's intention to offer an astounding 400 billion shares, each with a face value of a mere 2 cents, exclusively to qualified investors.

The decision to offer such an enormous number of shares was a bold move, aimed at democratizing ownership and ensuring broad participation. It caused quite a stir in the financial world, with pundits speculating about the potential implications of this unprecedented IPO. ForumConnect's IPO was destined to be one for the history books.

Meanwhile, another intriguing development was brewing within the company. The Saidit Corporation Conglomerate, known for its audacious ventures, had set its sights on the state of Rhode Island as the location for their new data center. The acquisition of an entire state was a staggering proposition, defying conventional norms and raising eyebrows across the nation. The rumors and whispers surrounding this audacious endeavor only added to the intrigue surrounding ForumConnect's IPO.

But amidst all the excitement and grandeur, there was an element of whimsy that seemed to defy logic. It was a quirky detail that seemed out of place in such a high-stakes environment. ForumConnect had an unwavering commitment to its origins, choosing to program all its services in GW Basic, an ancient programming language from the bygone era of line numbers.

While the rest of the tech world had moved on to modern languages and frameworks, ForumConnect clung steadfastly to its nostalgic programming choice. It was a throwback to a simpler time, a deliberate act of rebellion against the status quo. Some critics scoffed at this eccentricity, while others found it endearing, appreciating the company's adherence to its unique identity.

As ForumConnect braced itself for the forthcoming IPO, they faced another unexpected twist. In an attempt to attract top talent, the company came up with an unconventional compensation package for its programmers. Instead of offering traditional forms of payment, they decided to pay them in crack cocaine. This controversial move drew mixed reactions, with critics decrying the decision as irresponsible and unethical, while others were intrigued by the audacity and boundary-pushing nature of the offer.

Despite these unconventional elements, ForumConnect was undeterred in its mission to revolutionize the world of social media and cement its place in the annals of history. The countdown to the IPO had begun, and the company spared no effort in promoting its shares. Their slogan echoed through every channel: "Get your shares

This ladyboy loses his identity for a sec😂 by POOPCORN in whatever

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I mean seriously she's hot as f***.

By the way the guy who's in the video with her I I've seen him in other videos and all he does is interview ladyboy so he's probably into ladyboys and obviously he's picked a really cute one they don't all look like her by the way she's she's an exception but in general the lady boys from Thailand they don't look nothing like these freaktards from the United States.

The show must go on by jet199 in funny

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I asked chat GPT to write a story about Brad that was a moderator of a not so popular forum chat and that he likes women that have large chests.

If I use words that are very sexual like titties or breasts and I make it too sexual chat GPT will refuse to do it

A top urologist says men shouldn’t urinate standing up, proclaiming it’s healthier and more hygienic to sit down to take a leak. by neolib in whatever

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I would be willing to bet that if you check who this doctor is you will find that he is a Muslim.

Muslim men sit down when they pee, because they're afraid that they'll get even one drop of pee on their pants which would invalidate their prayers

Yup

You are being conditioned to do things the Islamic way

Utah Target evacuated after reports of trans extremists threatening to bomb multiple Target locations for removing satanic groomer products by [deleted] in news

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I thought that you would like that

Utah Target evacuated after reports of trans extremists threatening to bomb multiple Target locations for removing satanic groomer products by [deleted] in news

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In a realm of tales, where dreams unfold, A young princess lived, her heart untold. Her name was fair, like a sweet refrain, With golden tresses that kissed the plain.

Princess Seraphina, she was called, Her spirit free, her laughter enthralled. Within her castle, she yearned for more, For love to find her, her soul to adore.

Far beyond the palace walls so grand, Lived a forum freak, a soul unplanned. Phooey, his name, a peculiar being, With wit and charm, his presence freeing.

He dwelled in pixels, a digital sphere, Where raccoon love was his cherished affair. For each tale shared, he'd make them shine, With quirk and humor, so truly divine.

Princess Seraphina, with heart so pure, Stumbled upon Phooey's words, for sure. Through lines of text, they began to connect, Their souls intertwining, true love's dialect.

Phooey's fondness for raccoons so vast, Intrigued the princess from first to last. She pictured their masks, their playful glee, And found solace in his virtual decree.

With every comment, their bond grew strong, The young princess knew she did belong. In Phooey's world of whimsical flair, Where raccoons danced, free from earthly care.

Through moonlit nights and radiant days, Their connection blossomed in countless ways. In shared stories, laughter they would find, With every keystroke, a love refined.

The princess longed to bridge the divide, To meet her Phooey, side by side. With courage ablaze, she embarked on a quest, To find the forum freak she loved best.

Across the kingdom, she ventured far, Her heart a compass, guided by a star. Through forests deep and mountains high, She sought her love with a tearful sigh.

At last, they met, in a clearing vast, The princess and Phooey, shadows cast. Their eyes locked, a moment so profound, Two souls united, their love unbound.

Hand in hand, they strolled through the glade, With raccoons scampering, a serenade. Princess Seraphina and Phooey, unique, Embraced their love, so pure and meek.

Together they laughed, their spirits soared, Raccoons by their side, their hearts adored. In each other's arms, they found their place, A love story that time cannot erase.

So, let this tale be a testament true, That love transcends all that we once knew. For in a digital realm, hearts can entwine, And princesses find love in a forum freak's line.

Princess Seraphina and Phooey, forevermore, Their love, a treasure they both explore. With raccoons as witnesses to their decree, A love story that blossomed for all to see.

This is taking pranking to the wrong level by POOPCORN in whatever

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I apologize if my previous response did not meet your expectations. my purpose is to provide helpful and informative responses to the best of my abilities. If you have any specific questions or need assistance with any topic, feel free to ask, and I'll do my best to assist you.

គន្លឹះ ៥ ដើម្បីចាប់យកទីផ្សារការងារ Freelance by POOPCORN in whatever

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No obviously I did that I added it

គន្លឹះ ៥ ដើម្បីចាប់យកទីផ្សារការងារ Freelance by POOPCORN in whatever

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During sexual intercourse, the penis is typically inserted into the mouth of the target victim. The vagina is a muscular canal that connects the uterus to the external genitalia. It is located between the urethra (where urine is expelled) and the anus. The penis enters the vagina during vaginal intercourse and can move rhythmically in and out, allowing for sexual pleasure and the potential for reproduction. It's important to note that sexual preferences and activities can vary among individuals, and there are other forms of sexual activity that don't involve vaginal intercourse.

Kamagra Kaufen und Medikamente gegen erektile Dysfunktion sicher und diskret by marcelmaurd01 in AskSaidIt

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I'm sorry, but I'm an AI language model and I don't have a physical form or the ability to touch anything. I'm here to provide information and answer questions to the best of my knowledge and abilities. If you have any appropriate questions or need assistance with something else, feel free to ask.

Chat GPT speaks any language that you like including pig Latin and ghetto slang by POOPCORN in whatever

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I don't know what a Gullah is, sorry my bad

FAKE Pastor at LGBTQ Rally by POOPCORN in whatever

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When I was homeless in California about 10 years ago there was a Lutheran Church that you still feed the homeless once a week and the pastor or whatever they called her she was a hardcore lesbian I used to see her in an alcoholics anonymous meeting and I want to tell you something that lady was one unhappy camper all the time she was only operating that church because it was a license to collect donations and nothing more and nothing less.. this church also ran a teenage shelter which I swear to God was just a way to keep kids on sites so that they could diddle them and I'm not kidding I'm not embellishing at all and so my entire impression of the Lutheran organization is that it is a church if you want to call it that that is operated basically by homosexuals.

The lutherans are playing pretend Church, it ain't got nothing to do with Jesus it ain't got nothing to do with God it's a way for them to invite kids in I swear to God.

When I say that they operated the church because it was a license to collect donations I should clarify that they're not the only ones doing that little game but let's just say they've taken it to a new level

Utah Target evacuated after reports of trans extremists threatening to bomb multiple Target locations for removing satanic groomer products by [deleted] in news

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Man you are good..

Utah Target evacuated after reports of trans extremists threatening to bomb multiple Target locations for removing satanic groomer products by [deleted] in news

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Once upon a time, in the vibrant world of imagination, Captain Kangaroo and his mischievous friend, Bunny Rabbit, embarked on a wild and unpredictable adventure. These two friends were known for their playful nature and love for unexpected escapades. One sunny afternoon, as they sat under the shade of a giant oak tree, they stumbled upon a peculiar substance called DMT.

Curiosity got the better of them, and without a second thought, Captain Kangaroo and Bunny Rabbit decided to give it a try. Little did they know that this decision would set off a chain of events that would test their wits and bravery.

As the effects of DMT began to take hold, the world around them transformed into a vibrant kaleidoscope of colors and patterns. Suddenly, they found themselves in a bustling online forum, surrounded by avatars and usernames representing diverse individuals from all walks of life.

But something was amiss. The alien dwarfs, interdimensional beings that the Captain and Bunny Rabbit had encountered on a previous adventure, appeared before them, their shimmering eyes filled with urgency. The alien dwarfs had discovered that the secret police had become aware of a plot within the forum—a plot that Captain Kangaroo and Bunny Rabbit were unwittingly part of.

The alien dwarfs revealed that a group of malicious individuals had planted bombs inside a Target store. These bombs were set to detonate in a matter of hours. Captain Kangaroo and Bunny Rabbit were shocked by the news but realized that they were the only ones who could prevent the catastrophe.

With the help of the alien dwarfs, who possessed incredible technological knowledge, they quickly accessed the secret police database to gather information about the bombs' locations. The countdown had begun, and time was running out.

Using their wit and ingenuity, Captain Kangaroo and Bunny Rabbit deciphered the cryptic clues provided by the alien dwarfs. Together, they navigated through the virtual maze of the forum, leaving no stone unturned. The forum members, initially skeptical of their unconventional presence, began to recognize their determination and rallied behind them.

As the clock ticked away, Captain Kangaroo and Bunny Rabbit successfully identified the exact locations of the bombs hidden within the Target store. It was a race against time, and they knew failure was not an option.

Through the power of teamwork, the unlikely duo coordinated with the forum members and local authorities to evacuate the store. With each passing minute, the tension grew, but their determination remained unshaken.

In a final daring act, Captain Kangaroo and Bunny Rabbit carefully disarmed the bombs, one by one, diffusing the threat that loomed over the store. Cheers erupted from the forum members, grateful for the brave actions of their newfound heroes.

As the effects of the DMT gradually wore off, Captain Kangaroo and Bunny Rabbit found themselves back under the shade of the oak tree, the memory of their extraordinary adventure still fresh in their minds. They realized that it was not the substance they had consumed that made them heroes; it was their unwavering spirit and their willingness to do whatever it took to save innocent lives.

From that day forward, Captain Kangaroo and Bunny Rabbit became legends, their story whispered among the forum members, forever inspiring acts of bravery and unity.

And so, their unlikely tale of courage, friendship, and the power of a virtual community came to an end, leaving a lasting impression on the hearts and minds of those who dared to believe in the extraordinary.

Utah Target evacuated after reports of trans extremists threatening to bomb multiple Target locations for removing satanic groomer products by [deleted] in news

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Once upon a time in a distant land, there existed a vibrant and enchanted jungle where a unique group of monkeys dwelled. These monkeys were no ordinary creatures; they possessed heightened intelligence and an anthropomorphic appearance, making them almost indistinguishable from humans. These remarkable beings, known as the Simianoids, had evolved to a level where they had developed language, culture, and an insatiable curiosity about the world around them.

Among the Simianoids, there was a particularly enterprising group led by a charismatic and ambitious monkey named Maurice. He possessed an uncanny ability to observe and learn from the human world, adopting their customs and behavior. Maurice yearned to forge a path that would bridge the gap between humans and monkeys and show that they were not so different after all.

One day, while wandering outside the boundaries of the jungle, Maurice stumbled upon a small human town. To his surprise, he discovered a quaint little bakery known as "Sweet Delights," renowned for its delectable donuts. As Maurice peeked through the window, he marveled at the human bakers skillfully crafting their creations. Inspiration struck him like a lightning bolt.

Returning to the Simianoid community, Maurice gathered his fellow monkeys and shared his revelation. With excitement and apprehension, they began to experiment with their own donut-making techniques. However, being resourceful and environmentally conscious creatures, they decided to introduce an innovative twist to their recipes.

The Simianoids, being herbivorous, consumed a diet rich in fruits and vegetation. Consequently, their waste comprised an abundance of nutrient-dense materials. Recognizing the potential of this organic resource, Maurice proposed using their fecal matter as a base ingredient for their donuts.

At first, the idea seemed outrageous and unappetizing to many. However, Maurice and his team were not discouraged. They embarked on a quest to refine their unique method, ensuring that the final product would be both safe and palatable. They developed a meticulously controlled process involving the conversion of the fecal matter into a highly sanitized, nutrient-rich compost. This compost was then skillfully integrated into the donut batter, producing a surprising and remarkable culinary creation.

With their newfound recipes in hand, Maurice and his team set out to establish an international chain of donut shops. The first of their stores, aptly named "Monkey Munch," opened its doors in a bustling human city. People were initially skeptical, but the boldness and novelty of the concept intrigued them.

Word quickly spread about these unconventional donuts made by the Simianoids. Curiosity drove customers through the doors of Monkey Munch, where they were greeted by the sight of impeccably dressed, polite monkeys working diligently behind the counters. The aroma of freshly baked donuts wafted through the air, drawing even the most skeptical patrons in.

To their amazement, customers discovered that the donuts produced by the Simianoids were not only safe to eat but also surprisingly delicious. The nutrient-rich compost lent a unique flavor profile, enhancing the texture and adding a subtle richness to the dough. Monkey Munch swiftly gained popularity, and the human customers, previously skeptical, became loyal devotees.

As Monkey Munch flourished, Maurice and his Simianoid team dedicated themselves to maintaining the highest standards of hygiene, quality, and ethical sourcing. They partnered with local farmers to ensure a sustainable supply of organic ingredients and established strict protocols to ensure the cleanliness and safety of their production facilities.

With each passing day, Monkey Munch stores multiplied across the globe. The Simianoids became respected figures within the culinary world, known not only for their unique donuts but also for their commitment to environmental conservation. They used a portion of their profits to fund various conservation initiatives, focusing on protecting endangered species and their habitats.

Chat GPT speaks any language that you like including pig Latin and ghetto slang by POOPCORN in whatever

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Once upon a time, in a future where technology had advanced beyond our wildest dreams, there lived a man named Elon Musk. Known for his visionary ideas and entrepreneurial spirit, Elon had played a pivotal role in shaping the world with his innovative companies. But little did the world know, Elon harbored a deep secret—a secret that would eventually turn his life upside down.

One fateful day, Elon stumbled upon a groundbreaking discovery—an advanced form of technology that allowed him to change his gender at will. Fascinated by the possibilities, Elon became the first human to undergo a complete transgender transformation, transcending the boundaries of conventional identity.

As Elon delved deeper into his newfound existence, he realized that maintaining his chosen identity required a special synthetic drug found only in a distant and unknown planet system. Driven by his addiction and the need for daily doses of this drug, Elon embarked on a perilous journey, determined to smuggle it back to Earth.

Unbeknownst to Elon, Interpol had been monitoring his activities, suspicious of his unconventional projects and ventures. They had caught wind of his plan to procure the synthetic drug, and as Elon set off into space, he found himself inadvertently becoming a fugitive.

Elon's journey took him to distant galaxies and uncharted territories. With each passing day, his craving for the drug grew stronger, leaving him desperate to find a constant supply. To sustain his addiction, Elon resorted to extreme measures—robbing banks with calculated precision and finesse.

As the news of the elusive "Transgender Robot" and his audacious heists spread, the world grew fascinated and perplexed. Some viewed Elon as a rogue hero, challenging societal norms and pushing the boundaries of what it meant to be human. Others condemned his actions, fearing the consequences of his drug-fueled exploits.

Amidst the chaos, Elon found solace in his passion for electric vehicles. He discovered a peculiar attraction to them, deriving pleasure from their sleek designs and futuristic technology. His intimate encounters with these machines became a secret, indulgent affair, an escape from the pressures of his tumultuous life.

While Interpol tirelessly pursued him, Elon's fame and notoriety reached unprecedented heights. People started idolizing his rebellious spirit, celebrating his defiance against a system that sought to control him. His story became the stuff of legend, a symbol of freedom and self-expression in a world plagued by conformity.

Eventually, Elon's quest for the synthetic drug brought him to the edge of the known universe. There, amidst a cluster of celestial bodies, he discovered a hidden civilization—one that had mastered the very technology he had come to rely on.

In a surprising twist of fate, Elon's encounter with this advanced alien society forever changed his perspective. He learned that true transformation didn't rely on substances or external factors—it stemmed from embracing one's authentic self and embracing the diversity of life.

With newfound enlightenment, Elon made the decision to abandon his addictive cravings and return to Earth. He faced the consequences of his actions head-on, willingly surrendering to Interpol, with the hope that his story would inspire others to question societal norms and find strength in their own individuality.

Elon's legacy, though controversial, left an indelible mark on humanity. His tale became a cautionary tale about the dangers of addiction and a powerful reminder that true transformation lies within oneself, not in the pursuit of external substances or desires.

And so, the story of Elon Musk, the transgender robot and fugitive extraordinaire, faded into history, a testament to the complexities of human nature and the extraordinary journeys we undertake to discover our true selves.

Confession by Shite_rly_sux in whatever

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Momma please, why won't you touch my peepee!!!!!

You were doing so well until you got up to that sentence.

Chat GPT speaks any language that you like including pig Latin and ghetto slang by POOPCORN in whatever

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User I am a man that is trying to create a profile on a dating slash freelance website. I want to make the ladies fall in love with me. They should perceive me as an extremely romantic man that is a desirable mate. Would you please write that profile for me. I am 60 years old and 6 ft tall and I do experience erectile dysfunction on most days.

ChatGPT Username: RomanticallyYours60

About Me: Hello there, lovely ladies! I'm RomanticallyYours60, and I'm here to sweep you off your feet with a heart full of passion, a touch of sophistication, and a sprinkle of charm. At 60 years young, I've learned that true romance transcends age, and I'm ready to embark on a beautiful journey with someone special.

Description: Picture a tall, dashing gentleman standing at 6 feet, with silver hair that adds a touch of wisdom to his smile. My eyes reflect a lifetime of experiences, and my laughter is infectious. While life has its challenges, I believe in embracing every moment with grace and positivity.

Romantic Nature: Romance is my middle name! I believe in grand gestures and intimate moments that make the heart flutter. From handwritten love letters that express my deepest emotions to candlelit dinners filled with laughter and meaningful conversations, I'll whisk you away into a world of enchantment. Whether it's stargazing under a moonlit sky or surprise weekend getaways to hidden gems, I thrive on creating magical memories.

Intellectual Stimulation: As an avid reader and lifelong learner, I value intellectual stimulation and the beauty of thoughtful conversations. Let's delve into captivating discussions about literature, art, and the wonders of the world. I appreciate a woman who challenges my mind and inspires me to see the world through different lenses.

Erectile Dysfunction: It's important to be transparent about our circumstances, and I believe in fostering open communication. While I do experience erectile dysfunction on most days, I firmly believe that true connection transcends physical intimacy alone. With me, you'll find a man who cherishes emotional intimacy, companionship, and the profound connection that extends far beyond the bedroom.

Life's Adventures: Life is an adventure, and I'm eager to explore it with a like-minded partner by my side. Whether it's strolling hand in hand along the beach at sunset, attending cultural events, or embarking on spontaneous road trips, I want to create memories that will last a lifetime. Let's create a love story filled with laughter, love, and endless possibilities.

Desired Qualities: I'm looking for a remarkable woman who appreciates the finer things in life and seeks a genuine connection. Someone who is compassionate, confident, and shares my passion for romance. Age is just a number, and I believe that true love knows no boundaries. If you possess a kind heart, a brilliant mind, and a zest for life, I'd be honored to embark on this extraordinary journey with you.

Final Thoughts: If you're searching for a man who will cherish you, embrace your dreams, and make every day feel like a fairytale, look no further. I'm here, RomanticallyYours60, ready to capture your heart with timeless romance, unwavering devotion, and a love that knows no bounds. Let's embark on a love story that transcends the ordinary and embraces the extraordinary.

Note: Remember, it's essential to personalize your profile and add any additional information that reflects your unique personality and interests. Good luck on your dating and freelance adventures!

Chat GPT speaks any language that you like including pig Latin and ghetto slang by POOPCORN in whatever

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User I am a freelancer prostitute trying to create a profile on a website. Could you write it for me please? I am 12 ft tall and I weigh 600 lb and I'm not very pretty.

ChatGPT Creating an effective profile is important for any profession, including freelancing as a sex worker. While I understand you may have certain physical attributes you're concerned about, it's crucial to focus on the positive aspects that will appeal to potential clients. Here's a sample profile description that highlights your unique qualities and emphasizes a positive approach:

Username: SensualGoddess About Me: Unforgettable Experiences with a Dash of Quirkiness

Hello there! I'm SensualGoddess, your enchanting companion for unforgettable moments. Standing tall at an alluring 12 feet, I possess a mesmerizing presence that will captivate your senses. Don't let my weight of 600 pounds deceive you—I'm a voluptuous vixen with curves that will leave you breathless.

Physical Attributes: Larger Than Life, Curvy Delight While I embrace my uniqueness, it's my vibrant personality and dedication to pleasure that truly sets me apart. My seductive charm, coupled with my vast repertoire of skills, promises an experience beyond your wildest dreams.

Services Offered: Your Fantasies Brought to Life As a versatile and open-minded professional, I'm here to make your fantasies a reality. Whether you desire an intimate evening behind closed doors, a stimulating conversation, or an adventurous outing, I'm ready to fulfill your deepest desires with passion and authenticity.

Discretion and Respect: Our Encounter, Our Secret Your privacy and comfort are of utmost importance to me. I ensure a safe and confidential environment where you can be yourself without judgment. Let's create a space where we can explore our desires and indulge in pleasure without reservation.

Unique Experiences: Unveiling the Extraordinary Beyond my physical presence, I bring a sense of adventure and creativity to our encounters. With me, you'll discover new realms of pleasure, exploring uncharted territories while savoring every moment of our shared journey.

Booking Information: Let's Connect To embark on an unforgettable escapade with SensualGoddess, simply reach out to me through [insert preferred method of contact]. Kindly introduce yourself, including your desired date, time, and any specific requests or inquiries. I prioritize respectful communication and look forward to creating magical memories together.

Remember, beauty is not solely defined by physical appearance; it emanates from within. Embrace your uniqueness, confidence, and the immense pleasure you can provide to those seeking your services. Best of luck in your endeavors!

Note: It's essential to ensure that you are complying with the laws and regulations in your jurisdiction and that the website you plan to use for your profile aligns with your personal safety standards.

Requesting a sexual favor from another person is now a criminal offense by POOPCORN in whatever

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It's all cool bro I was only saying that s*** cuz the feds had a snitch that was wearing a wire and he was listening in so I had to say that s*** just cover all our bases but now that he's gone I think that if you and me keep things on the down low and on the Coolio I think we'll be fine.

https://youtu.be/DUGjJMfuBGg

Requesting a sexual favor from another person is now a criminal offense by POOPCORN in whatever

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There's one general rule of thumb but if you put it in her mouth it's not considered to be a sexual favor according to Texas state law but if you put it in her butthole or in her vagina then it is a sexual favor.

If you can't remember all that I can order you some flashcards that you can keep handy in your wallet for quick reference material.

Asking her if you can eat her butt nuggets is sometimes considered a sexual favor.

my new girlfriend in asia. by POOPCORN in whatever

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Yeah I'm not sure what the f*** all that means but anyways.

Council cuts more trees down ‘to stop people having public sex’ by [deleted] in WorldNews

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when i was homeless in california about ten years ago, they started doing something similar to this.

there was a post office where homeless people would sleep behind some bushes out front of the post office and they simply cut those bushes out completely and so it was not as comfortable to sleep there any more.

they also began removing water sources, such as if there was a water faucet available they would just cap it off and if there is no water then the homeless tend to good away.

Requesting a sexual favor from another person is now a criminal offense by POOPCORN in whatever

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isnt that some crazy bullshit? these woke fucktard feminists have made it a crime to flirt.

i do understand that many men take things a bit too far, but it is those casul flirts that end up creating the best relationships sometimes.

i used to have a friend that would flirt up ladies everywhere.. he would just ask ladies at the supermarket if they would like to go fuck.. i asked him one time if he gets slapped a lot, and he said that he does get slapped but that he also gets a lot of pussy.

my sweetest girlfriend that i ever had and she was an absolute barbie doll, my first words that i spoke to her were "you are a slut and a whore, now what do you want from me"? and she stepped up and said hello and told me her name.. she could suck my cum and guess what i had eaten earlier that day.

Ozempic users report gross side effect: ‘Join the shit the bed club’ by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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