14 years old by Oyveygoyim in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm white and the truth is I know a whole bunch of white folks that are dumber than rocks

The Chinese outrank us intellectually by a million miles

Females: "Why won't men make advances???" Also females: by bucetao6969 in MeanwhileOnReddit

[–]POOPCORN 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I looked at the common history of one of the posters in that thread and she is so proud to be a trans woman and she is literally unhappy about everything on planet Earth.

14 years old by Oyveygoyim in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And I bet back in the days when white people held black people as slaves I bet they had a really good opinion of us and our intelligence.

We live in a one world economy today and we either learn to live in peace or we can learn to live at war it's your choice.

14 years old by Oyveygoyim in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You were saying that black people are stupid and it's been proven by genetics, well you're outranked by the Chinese.

Indians from India are pretty damn smart kids, they outrank white folks by a boatload.

A top urologist says men shouldn’t urinate standing up, proclaiming it’s healthier and more hygienic to sit down to take a leak. by neolib in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I would be willing to bet that if you check who this doctor is you will find that he is a Muslim.

Muslim men sit down when they pee, because they're afraid that they'll get even one drop of pee on their pants which would invalidate their prayers

Yup

You are being conditioned to do things the Islamic way

Conversion Therapy THAT ACTUALLY WORKS!! by dike in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Dylan mulvania is a dude

Ted Kaczynski dies in prison aged 81 by [deleted] in WorldNews

[–]POOPCORN 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Ted would have pissed his pants if he knew about chat GPT

Socks is still sabotaging these forums with his glowniggering. This account was created two weeks ago and everything he has done since has been to flame and insult random users, drag down the pyramid of discussion and mass upvote his own comments with his other alts. by EternalSunset in SaidIt

[–]POOPCORN 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Banning is not an effective way to deal with undesirable people and I should know that better than anyone because it takes all of 2 minutes to register another account.

I do find it interesting that saidit seems to be working as well as it does even though it doesn't aggressively block people from establishing a new account after being banned.

14 years old by Oyveygoyim in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm not sure where everybody got the idea that white people are so non-violent. Did you ever hear about the Vietnam war? I have personally spoken with Frontline soldiers that carried weapons in the Vietnam war and they went into little villages in Vietnam and killed men women and children and they sprayed nasty chemicals on them the children are still being born with birth defects.

I'm white and I can just tell you that white people are some violent damn people and that's why the world is up in arms and pissed off with white folks cuz we walk around and act like we're so damn supreme to everyone and we can kill people all the time anytime we want but when somebody else kills us oh my God we about piss ourselves

14 years old by Oyveygoyim in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I find it interesting that we are quickly approaching world war IV and you people can't do nothing but argue and fight.

You should be trying to find a peaceful solution to our problems is what you should be doing.

We are on this planet and if we don't live together peacefully then we will live together in violence and I don't think you want violence today because we have the ability to destroy the entire planet

Ozempic users report gross side effect: ‘Join the shit the bed club’ by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]POOPCORN 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

That's f****** hilarious.. so you s*** your pants AND you also find time to moderate a sub?

https://saidit.net/s/IdFuckHer

You are some kind of Renaissance Man

Hello fellow Saiditters by Lighta in Introductions

[–]POOPCORN 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I invented the toilet

Wuhan lab scientists 'mixed deadliest coronaviruses to create mutant strain' - Remember when this would have had you deleted from social media and condemned as a conspiracy theorist anti-vaxxer? by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]POOPCORN 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Throughout the entire Corona fiasco I have never worn a mask and I eat at a Chinese buffet and I go to alcoholics anonymous meetings and nobody wears a mask and I'm not sick.

I think it's the vaccine that kills people

I see people walking around with masks over their mouth but not their nose and they somehow think they're safe.

They should call this the idiot virus

What would you reccomend my trans friend to do? by DerpDerp3001 in AskSaidIt

[–]POOPCORN 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I remember I used to watch this sub on Reddit /r/f2m or /r/ftm I can't remember which one it was but they've taken it private since then and they used to post pictures of their penises of the women that had transitioned to become a male and they were the funniest looking strangest looking penises I've ever seen in my life.. but everybody would come in the sub and praise them and tell them how wonderful it looked but oh my God those things looked funny.

All they have to do is to get a Playgirl magazine and look at some dick from men or get one of them gay magazines and look at men dick and they know that there's don't look like a dick.

What would you reccomend my trans friend to do? by DerpDerp3001 in AskSaidIt

[–]POOPCORN 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Not yet.

I used to have this acquaintance he was an enforcer for the Tijuana cartels, he was a fairly high-ranking guy also, he told me about his experience with relationships.. he told me that we don't have problems in the beginning of a relationship, but then instead problems with relationships always come at the end of the relationship.

Regret doesn't come in the beginning, but instead it comes at the tail end.

He has not experienced regret, not yet.

What would you reccomend my trans friend to do? by DerpDerp3001 in AskSaidIt

[–]POOPCORN 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

He should learn to pronounce the word regret in several languages.

7.000-Year-Old Stone Monuments in France Destroyed for the Construction of a DIY Store. by EternalSunset in NotTheOnion

[–]POOPCORN 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I almost promise you these are Muslims that destroyed this landmark. They don't like any kind of idols. The only structure that should be worshiped in any way is the masjid, and not even that should be worshiped.

You know that mountain where those three presidents are carved into the side of it what is it Mount Rushmore? I can't believe they haven't dynamited that thing yet.

There has been a steady destruction of statues and usually it's been like an antifa movement or something but really if you dug deep under the covers you would find out that Islam was the driving force behind the destruction of these statues and monuments.

The funny thing is that Islam can't even get along with itself, the sunnis can't get along with the shias and then there's the sufis and nobody talks about the ahmadiyas..

Islam is chaos with a capital k.

We sold everything and moved from Canada to a remote island in Panama by [deleted] in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Chances are this is an advertisement for a real estate scam.

It looks like the meat and potatoes of the scam is that they will sell you a property that you later find out that there are very large back taxes due on the property and therefore you lose your investment.

This type of scam is pulled off on many expats that move to foreign countries from the United States and Canada and Australia and Europe

https://dramainpanama.com/living-in-panama/other-expat-stories/real-estate-scams-panama/

14 years old by Oyveygoyim in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

We are approaching world war 4 quite simply because world war III comes before world war IV and therefore we are also approaching world war IV.

I'm really happy that you know what to do to avoid world war IV maybe you should run for president of the world and save us all.

I’m a time traveller from the year 2287 and I had a question about your time period. by Adventurous_Ad6212 in AskSaidIt

[–]POOPCORN 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but the information you have provided does not align with historical facts up until my knowledge cutoff in September 2021. As of that time, Kyle Rittenhouse was involved in a shooting incident during protests in Kenosha, Wisconsin, in August 2020. Rittenhouse shot and killed two individuals and injured another. The incident was widely covered by the media and sparked intense debates about self-defense, gun control, and the nature of the protests.

However, it is important to verify and rely on accurate and up-to-date information. I am unaware of any events involving Kyle Rittenhouse shooting someone while performing heroic acts such as rescuing kittens and providing first aid to puppies in a burning gas station. It's crucial to exercise caution when discussing sensitive topics and to ensure the accuracy of the information being shared.

Utah Target evacuated after reports of trans extremists threatening to bomb multiple Target locations for removing satanic groomer products by [deleted] in news

[–]POOPCORN 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

In a realm of tales, where dreams unfold, A young princess lived, her heart untold. Her name was fair, like a sweet refrain, With golden tresses that kissed the plain.

Princess Seraphina, she was called, Her spirit free, her laughter enthralled. Within her castle, she yearned for more, For love to find her, her soul to adore.

Far beyond the palace walls so grand, Lived a forum freak, a soul unplanned. Phooey, his name, a peculiar being, With wit and charm, his presence freeing.

He dwelled in pixels, a digital sphere, Where raccoon love was his cherished affair. For each tale shared, he'd make them shine, With quirk and humor, so truly divine.

Princess Seraphina, with heart so pure, Stumbled upon Phooey's words, for sure. Through lines of text, they began to connect, Their souls intertwining, true love's dialect.

Phooey's fondness for raccoons so vast, Intrigued the princess from first to last. She pictured their masks, their playful glee, And found solace in his virtual decree.

With every comment, their bond grew strong, The young princess knew she did belong. In Phooey's world of whimsical flair, Where raccoons danced, free from earthly care.

Through moonlit nights and radiant days, Their connection blossomed in countless ways. In shared stories, laughter they would find, With every keystroke, a love refined.

The princess longed to bridge the divide, To meet her Phooey, side by side. With courage ablaze, she embarked on a quest, To find the forum freak she loved best.

Across the kingdom, she ventured far, Her heart a compass, guided by a star. Through forests deep and mountains high, She sought her love with a tearful sigh.

At last, they met, in a clearing vast, The princess and Phooey, shadows cast. Their eyes locked, a moment so profound, Two souls united, their love unbound.

Hand in hand, they strolled through the glade, With raccoons scampering, a serenade. Princess Seraphina and Phooey, unique, Embraced their love, so pure and meek.

Together they laughed, their spirits soared, Raccoons by their side, their hearts adored. In each other's arms, they found their place, A love story that time cannot erase.

So, let this tale be a testament true, That love transcends all that we once knew. For in a digital realm, hearts can entwine, And princesses find love in a forum freak's line.

Princess Seraphina and Phooey, forevermore, Their love, a treasure they both explore. With raccoons as witnesses to their decree, A love story that blossomed for all to see.

Outback Steakhouse Kicks Out Uniformed Officer And His Wife by CodyPhilips in Entertainment

[–]POOPCORN 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

When I was younger I rarely had the common sense to keep my mouth shut when I should and I have literally been pistol whipped in the back of a police car.

I have also been kicked around the floor of a police department I mean had boots kicked into me by multiple police officers when I was a young kid.. apparently they don't like being called a cunt, go figure.

Drunk driver, 25, who killed bride on her wedding night cried her 'life was over' in jail house call by Drewski in news

[–]POOPCORN 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Henry ruggs, a young pro football player, was driving 157 mph and he had a blood alcohol content of twice the legal limit of approximately point 15 and he crashed into a young lady's car and killed Tina and her dog Max in a fiery crash.

Henry rugs has signed a plea deal and pleaded guilty and faces 3 to 10 years.

Personally I find this to be a slap in the face from the prosecution this man intentionally got drunk Way beyond the legal limit and got behind the wheel of his fancy Corvette and he murdered Tina and her dog.

F*** the NFL

https://www.tmz.com/2023/05/10/henry-ruggs-to-be-sentenced-to-3-10-yrs-in-prison-after-judge-accepts-plea-deal/

Robert F. Kennedy: It Looks Like Almost Every Mass Shooter Is On SSRI Drugs and NIH will not study that because it will offend the pharmaceutical industry.” by [deleted] in politics

[–]POOPCORN 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Having suffered from some minor mental dysfunction for most of my life and the fact that I have been around a lot of mental patients I can assure you that people that take psychiatric drugs they only get worse their symptoms.

When I was in jail in the '90s one of the inmates there shared with me one of his psych drugs and I swear to God I had dreams that were three dimensional and in full color it was like I was literally there.

Nobody gets better from taking psych drugs they only get worse

Which should explain to you why my personal choice is not take any psych drugs at all

I was locked up in a mental hospital for a few months I checked myself in by the way and the young girl came in they was acting very normal other than the fact that she was there on a suicide call she had threatened to kill herself but other than that she was a very normal person and they told her that she could go home just as soon as she took her medication she thought she was just going to take a pill and they would open the door and let her go home but those pills knocked her out for like 2 weeks and when she came out of her bedroom I would describe her as having been given pharmaceutically induced schizophrenia she was a f****** lunatic

Texas Rangers Refuse to Celebrate ‘Pride Month’ by [deleted] in news

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I used to buy snap-on tools when I was younger because I was a car stereo installer of all things and I was probably the worst car stereo installer on the planet.

One time I was trying to run a cable through the firewall of a brand new Corvette and do you know what I did I got this big pointed pry bar and a sledgehammer and just punched a hole through the firewall right near the gas pedal. And nobody stopped me from doing it that's what was weird. So point some poor guy who had a brand new Corvette I just completely f***** up the value of that car.

Yeah I remember the price of those snap-on tools oh my God that s*** don't come cheap huh

Wuhan lab scientists 'mixed deadliest coronaviruses to create mutant strain' - Remember when this would have had you deleted from social media and condemned as a conspiracy theorist anti-vaxxer? by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The pro vaccine people seem to be religious about believing in their vaccines.

There is nothing you can say to them to make them question the safety or the effectiveness of these vaccines.

I do not need your approval for me to understand that my first wife was extremely healthy until she got vaccinated and immediately after she's next to dead.

I've known several people that were very healthy and they got vaccinated and fell dead pretty much within a day or two days.

I was at a hospital about a year ago and two young girls about 30 years old we're talking in the waiting room about how they just gotten vaccinated and one had developed severe blood clots and the other had had an aneurysm.

By the way don't even think of taking my guns away

LGB groups are actively agitating to ‘break away’ from TQ+ association ; Holy shit it's happening. by bucetao6969 in politics

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

We are allowing the mental patients to operate the mental hospital.

How do whales breastfeed underwater? by Musky in Boobs

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe they should fly in the air while they breastfeed

Trans-Identified Male Places First In Women's Category At Belgian Waffle Ride North Carolina by [deleted] in news

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I identify as a 7-year-old child and I intend to compete in the children's Bunny Hop and the sack race and I am going to win.

What would you reccomend my trans friend to do? by DerpDerp3001 in AskSaidIt

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I heard a story in a 12-step alcoholics anonymous meeting years ago about a man who thought that he could make things good in his life by having his penis removed and getting a sex change.

But then later he changed his mind and had the breasts removed and he now lives as a man but when he gets out of the shower in the morning he has to look down at a fake vagina.

One day at a time

7.000-Year-Old Stone Monuments in France Destroyed for the Construction of a DIY Store. by EternalSunset in NotTheOnion

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

My bad I read closer and it says it's a French company but is it really a French company operated by native French people?

Do you know that Pakistani Muslims that move to the United Kingdom they now call themselves British people?

Of course the flip side of that is is that British settlers that came to the United States and killed the native Indians now called themselves pioneers and American citizens.

Either way there's a power shift taking place in the world and the new rulers don't give a damn about your little stones and about your statues.

7.000-Year-Old Stone Monuments in France Destroyed for the Construction of a DIY Store. by EternalSunset in NotTheOnion

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe there's a reason those stones were erected like that.. nobody seems to be able to explain why they are erected like that or how they were stood up in that position. Smart money would wait and build the damn store somewhere else.

Do you honestly think that taking stones that weigh thousands of pounds and standing them up on edge is a prank?

I would like to see you pull off a prank like that and then you tell us how you did it.

Moving Earth away from the sun could solve global warming, expert says 🙄 by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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We are running out of oil, and when the Earth runs out of oil this system will collapse, and so the only solution is to eliminate something like 90% of the global population.

Get vaccinated and wear a mask

I got tired of catbox links being slow so I created a caching proxy by [deleted] in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I invented the coin operated toilet

Reddit blackout from 12th to 14th June. by [deleted] in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This means that they're doing something that requires a complete upgrade of their servers or their software or something and I would look for something really different to be happening when they reopen their doors.

Socks is still sabotaging these forums with his glowniggering. This account was created two weeks ago and everything he has done since has been to flame and insult random users, drag down the pyramid of discussion and mass upvote his own comments with his other alts. by EternalSunset in SaidIt

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

One time sucks probably threatened to ruin my reparations in this forum he said that he would destroy me.

I should have reported him before it was too late but I was scared

An article appeared in the popular Israeli newspaper The Times of Israel on Thursday, openly calling for the genocide of the Palestinian people. Though the piece seems to have been removed from the blog section of the website, it is still accessible through the digital library Internet Archive. by Chipit in censorship

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Palestinians are Muslims cut and dried and they have one goal and that is to destroy the Jews and to take over israel

Muslims are commanded by the Quran to hunt down and kill all of the Christians and the Jews how much more plain and direct do you need it to be than that?

Small indoor growing area by Alphix in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You must be a treat to sex chat with on the internet.

For those that don't know this melodic programmer is sucking the cum of most of the men in this forum

Bagel boss customer goes on rant about his height and gets tackled by POOPCORN in politics

[–]POOPCORN[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

When this guy showed how angry he is that women complain that he's five and a half feet tall, it reminds me of the difficulty that I have when trying to date older or mature women because they are usually a little bit angry deep down because other men have screwed them around and so these women want to punish me for the previous man's actions but I don't necessarily get angry about it I just stop talking to them.

Small indoor growing area by Alphix in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Oh sure f*** the fish throw the fish out and grow worthless lettuce. I see how your attitude is. You could grow weed in a toilet like a normal person but no you have to kill the fish and grow lettuce in their home. When you die you are obviously going to a very terrible place and I will be waiting for you when you get there

People are going to Target and taking all the pride merch to the register to purchase, waiting for the wagie to take all the hangers and tags off, asking the wagie to add the protection plan on each item, then realizing they forgot their wallets and then leaving by Chipit in news

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I could rumplestiltskin some frick wrenches in dark dark some flowers bling ship sails in the night you know when people flowers and dogs

A top urologist says men shouldn’t urinate standing up, proclaiming it’s healthier and more hygienic to sit down to take a leak. by neolib in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's not really true. Tiny droplets go everywhere and you're always getting pee on your pants when you piss you can't help it

Utah Target evacuated after reports of trans extremists threatening to bomb multiple Target locations for removing satanic groomer products by [deleted] in news

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Once upon a time, in the vibrant world of imagination, Captain Kangaroo and his mischievous friend, Bunny Rabbit, embarked on a wild and unpredictable adventure. These two friends were known for their playful nature and love for unexpected escapades. One sunny afternoon, as they sat under the shade of a giant oak tree, they stumbled upon a peculiar substance called DMT.

Curiosity got the better of them, and without a second thought, Captain Kangaroo and Bunny Rabbit decided to give it a try. Little did they know that this decision would set off a chain of events that would test their wits and bravery.

As the effects of DMT began to take hold, the world around them transformed into a vibrant kaleidoscope of colors and patterns. Suddenly, they found themselves in a bustling online forum, surrounded by avatars and usernames representing diverse individuals from all walks of life.

But something was amiss. The alien dwarfs, interdimensional beings that the Captain and Bunny Rabbit had encountered on a previous adventure, appeared before them, their shimmering eyes filled with urgency. The alien dwarfs had discovered that the secret police had become aware of a plot within the forum—a plot that Captain Kangaroo and Bunny Rabbit were unwittingly part of.

The alien dwarfs revealed that a group of malicious individuals had planted bombs inside a Target store. These bombs were set to detonate in a matter of hours. Captain Kangaroo and Bunny Rabbit were shocked by the news but realized that they were the only ones who could prevent the catastrophe.

With the help of the alien dwarfs, who possessed incredible technological knowledge, they quickly accessed the secret police database to gather information about the bombs' locations. The countdown had begun, and time was running out.

Using their wit and ingenuity, Captain Kangaroo and Bunny Rabbit deciphered the cryptic clues provided by the alien dwarfs. Together, they navigated through the virtual maze of the forum, leaving no stone unturned. The forum members, initially skeptical of their unconventional presence, began to recognize their determination and rallied behind them.

As the clock ticked away, Captain Kangaroo and Bunny Rabbit successfully identified the exact locations of the bombs hidden within the Target store. It was a race against time, and they knew failure was not an option.

Through the power of teamwork, the unlikely duo coordinated with the forum members and local authorities to evacuate the store. With each passing minute, the tension grew, but their determination remained unshaken.

In a final daring act, Captain Kangaroo and Bunny Rabbit carefully disarmed the bombs, one by one, diffusing the threat that loomed over the store. Cheers erupted from the forum members, grateful for the brave actions of their newfound heroes.

As the effects of the DMT gradually wore off, Captain Kangaroo and Bunny Rabbit found themselves back under the shade of the oak tree, the memory of their extraordinary adventure still fresh in their minds. They realized that it was not the substance they had consumed that made them heroes; it was their unwavering spirit and their willingness to do whatever it took to save innocent lives.

From that day forward, Captain Kangaroo and Bunny Rabbit became legends, their story whispered among the forum members, forever inspiring acts of bravery and unity.

And so, their unlikely tale of courage, friendship, and the power of a virtual community came to an end, leaving a lasting impression on the hearts and minds of those who dared to believe in the extraordinary.

Confession by Shite_rly_sux in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Momma please, why won't you touch my peepee!!!!!

You were doing so well until you got up to that sentence.

I think I have brain damage by sneako in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

if you want to check for brain damage, stuff your head in a toilet and flush it about twenty five times quickly.

if you hear a ringing sound in your ears, you might have brain damag

i like to get checked about three or four times per year.

i invented the toilet.

one of the positive effects of brain damage is that the worse it gets the less you know you got it.

Target loses $9B in week following boycott calls over LGBTQ-friendly kids clothing by sproketboy in news

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

maybe they could make a few bucks selling some Bud light out the back door? I got good ideas like this cuz I studied and I read a book once.

I also invented the toilet and the patent for that is now available for sale you can buy it here cheap going business for yourself you can operate a coin operated portable toilet business that you pull behind your car on a trailer think about it you can be self-employed don't be a fucktard you can earn the big bucks be the CEO of your own company maybe you can call it super toilet corporation

Ozempic users report gross side effect: ‘Join the shit the bed club’ by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Take your medicine f*** monkey. Heck I hear that some ladies actually find it sexy when you s*** the bed. Make her eat some of it she will love it.

Staggering 1,900 minors were abused by Catholic Church clergy in Illinois by [deleted] in WorldNews

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

As I've been watching many videos about Thailand obviously I've seen videos about the lady boys and the number one point is is that the ladyboys actually are very difficult to tell that they're not CIS ladies and I also learned that if you ever make the mistake of laying your hands on one of the ladyboys in Thailand they say that like 20 or 30 men will stomp the dog s*** out of you.

So go ahead and try that see how it works out for you

Drunk driver, 25, who killed bride on her wedding night cried her 'life was over' in jail house call by Drewski in news

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This Henry rugs guy is getting a really light sentence because he's black and because he's a football player.

That is so sad.

I'm actually expecting that Henry will be back playing for the NFL in a couple of seasons, but I could be wrong.

I hope somebody walks up and throws gasoline on him and lights a match.

Rest in peace Tina and Max.

I need advice, I want to get my brain out of the gutter for good. Can you give me advice on how to do that? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you were addicted to alcohol you would not maybe be addicted to alcohol but instead you would be addicted to alcohol.

There is a huge difference between drinking a little bit too much and enjoying it and being addicted to alcohol.

People that are addicted to alcohol drink at 24 pack once or twice per day or they drink a half a gallon of vodka every day.

You're not addicted to alcohol

And since you think that you're addicted to alcohol what is stopping you from doing some sit-ups and some push-ups? Except for the fact that that is your possible solution and it's a b******* solution.

Who exactly is this tall dark handsome stranger named poop corn? by POOPCORN in whatever

[–]POOPCORN[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I snuck into your bedroom and shoved corn up your butt.

Please don't hate me for that

The U.K. Just Banned Chemical Castration For Kids. America Should Do The Same And More by P-38lightning in news

[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I'm 60. Is it too late for me to take puberty blockers?

I'm rebooting Rabbit Hole. Who wants to be involved? by LarrySwinger2 in Cassy

[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Do you have anyone that can make sure the proper pronouns are used on the site?

My pronouns are you and it.

Texas Rangers Refuse to Celebrate ‘Pride Month’ by [deleted] in news

[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Snap-on tool trucks is celebrating pride month by putting out a special ratchet wrench that has a dildo handle.

Go snap on

Dating Network. International channel for new meetings and relationships. Best Online Dating Sites by Novatop in Internet

[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The truth is there are so many online dating networks and most of them are specialized meaning you'll find girls from Asia or you're fine girl from China or you'll find Muslim girls and I don't think I'd want to date on Instagram, not me personally.. for me a dating website would have to have its own platform it's own software and not be connected to some site like Instagram which has a very bad reputation for being full of scammers.

Wuhan lab scientists 'mixed deadliest coronaviruses to create mutant strain' - Remember when this would have had you deleted from social media and condemned as a conspiracy theorist anti-vaxxer? by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No I don't think that's what I meant at all,

The United States is bankrupt. We don't manufacture any of our own products anymore as a rule.

We don't own anything anymore.

The Chinese run all of our buffets.

The Vietnamese run all of our hair salons.

Then there's the Thai massage with the happy ending,

All of our businesses have been snapped up by new immigrants over the last several decades, because we invited them here and we loaned the money to open their businesses and they usually defaulted on their loans and found a way to keep the business anyways.

We gave away everything and now we don't own anything.

The Chinese are here and they are rich.

Wuhan lab scientists 'mixed deadliest coronaviruses to create mutant strain' - Remember when this would have had you deleted from social media and condemned as a conspiracy theorist anti-vaxxer? by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You know there's one thing about certain people is that you have to draw them a picture in black and white with crayons for them to understand anything.

You do understand that soldiers when they're wearing plain clothes they don't necessarily look like soldiers right?

I really don't want to go around and around in circles with you all day.. but basically China owns so much of our debt and they manufacture everything that is sold at Walmart and they've now built their own version of Beverly hills.

Do you not understand that they now own the majority of this country and that they don't necessarily have to attack us with bombs and missiles and such things to conquer this country? When you own everything you effectively own the country and you will begin calling the shots for the politicians because politicians are simply puppets for pay.

I hope you're having a nice day

Wuhan lab scientists 'mixed deadliest coronaviruses to create mutant strain' - Remember when this would have had you deleted from social media and condemned as a conspiracy theorist anti-vaxxer? by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The Chinese are already here. They are rich. They have already built their own version of Beverly hills.

https://youtu.be/nuMhqrFOSYE

The backstory and the lies about Hong Kong phooey by POOPCORN in whatever

[–]POOPCORN[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I am not your counselor sir.

Good day

The backstory and the lies about Hong Kong phooey by POOPCORN in whatever

[–]POOPCORN[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you keep going the way you're going you won't have a wife or a girlfriend.

That day is coming sir.

Your wife is an online gamer.. do you think there aren't men talking dirty in front of her and there won't be one that catches her attention? You better think again. She might be doing it now and you don't even know. You don't know who she's talking to when she's not in front of you.

There are many relationships where men like you flirt with other women and you think your wife is the most monogamous creature on the planet.

When you find out it'll be because you come home and all her s*** is moved out of the house.

That will be the day when you will wish you had a counselor but then it will be too late.

And now every time you look at your little wifey you have to wonder about that.

Enjoy the nightmares

7.000-Year-Old Stone Monuments in France Destroyed for the Construction of a DIY Store. by EternalSunset in NotTheOnion

[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You built another Stonehenge didn't you?

Donate donate donate Dylan mulvaney by POOPCORN in whatever

[–]POOPCORN[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is just another black lives matter scam, I'm betting a whole bunch of that money goes right into little princess mulvaney's pockets.

I have never seen any non-profit that doesn't funnel the majority of the money into their own pockets.

Remember a time before digital? (7:03) ~ Richard Vobes by JasonCarswell in whatever

[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It is my opinion that the problems began with oil.

First came oil, then the transistor, and then came chat GPT.

The entire world is about to be owned and operated by chat GPT.

You will not have children in the future without the permission of chat GPT.

We will soon have Terminator style robots patrolling our streets as our new police department and you will obey.

The Trump indictment by POOPCORN in politics

[–]POOPCORN[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Trump pissed off the LGBT by saying that he didn't want transgenders in the military.

Trump pissed off Islam by saying he thinks maybe they hate us and he's thinking about canceling their visas.

Trump pissed off all of Mexico by sounding like he's calling them criminals and rapists, but he was really talking about the gangs like MS-13.. he was not talking about normal everyday citizens in Mexico.

Mr Trump should have never come out publicly and spoken about these things.. he could have laid down policy he could have spoken with advisors first before speaking publicly, but Mr Trump is too much of an alpha male and he thinks he's going to come out like the boss and speak like a dictator.

Being the president is not the same thing as running a golf course or a casino or a restaurant. When you're the president you have to represent everyone and you have to be fair to everyone.

Females: "Why won't men make advances???" Also females: by bucetao6969 in MeanwhileOnReddit

[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thing about the transgender movement in the United States is that they are never ever happy about anything.

If we were to meet all of their demands and feed puberty blockers to preschoolers and to give transitioning surgeries to preschoolers they would still be angry about something and they would still be committing suicide