David Lynch, Visionary Director of ‘Twin Peaks’ and ‘Blue Velvet,’ Dies at 78

Optimus85

I don't give two shits about celebrities but this one hurts. I'll need to add Eraserhead to my bucket list. R.I.P. you genius weirdo.

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It's a bio-accumulative neurotoxin that gets stored in your fatty tissues and can't be eliminated with your liver or kidneys. But it's in toothpaste, drinking water, non-stick pans etc.

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What's not OK is doing nothing about it. Always strive for excellence.

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'Agenda-Free TV'! I saw that guy have a meltdown live once because someone on live chat kept pestering him about something to cover or comment. Can't remember what the request was but his reaction was something else.

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Are they gonna play tag or spin the bottle next?

Optimus85

Stop your whining. You're obviously superior in a lot of aspects compared to the average Joe. Your attitude and perspective are your biggest hindrances.

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Maillard agrees.

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Pretty but trashy. You know she's been around.

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I'll upload a pic when I'm drunk and less self-conscious.

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I've been letting mine grow for the past five years. I've always wanted long hair; problem is, it's not what I was expecting. It's wavy, frizzy, gets tangled and when I went out today, my hair got caught in my jacket's zipper. I'm torn between keeping it or getting a short decent haircut.

Optimus85

Better than your utilitarian shaved head style. The grey adds wisdom to your look. You should cherish having that much hair going into your forties.

Optimus85

The movie Twelve Monkeys feels eerily prophetic.

Optimus85

As resilient as cockroaches.

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Brave browser now has AI built into search. The answer matched my symptoms but without proper tests it's still just a guess. I don't think it was salmonella or e-coli. I boiled the pasta but apparently that doesn't break down the spores.

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I don't know her but she seems a bit psychotic.

Optimus85

Totally mentally sound gender-benders.

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It was fresh(not so fresh) pasta. Dry pasta shouldn't be an issue. Note to self: even though the expiry date might be 3 weeks away, once the package is opened, you have less than a week to consume it or risk suffering from bacterial pathogens. I just has mild stomach cramps though. But my sweat and urine smelled sus AF.

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Thanks! The expiry date was December 17th but I guess once the container is open you've got like 4-5 days. Anyway, they were raviolis and I chalked up the smell to the cheese in the stuffing. I was wrong... I wouldn't fuck around with oysters either.

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It's called ghoulash I believe.

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