Frisky orangutan grabs woman’s breasts, lays on sloppy kiss at zoo

NormChompsky · 2022-07-04T05:01:19+00:00

Every time I see that word I read it as organtuan.

NormChompsky · 2022-07-03T07:17:55+00:00

Laying hens are about to become very popular in the suburbs.

NormChompsky · 2021-11-16T04:08:53+00:00

I didn't say any of that shit.

NormChompsky · 2021-11-16T04:11:51+00:00

I didn't say any of that shit.

NormChompsky · 2021-11-14T19:13:18+00:00

Has anyone ever documented gay dogs sucking each other off or fucking each other in the ass? Anyone ever documented bitches (the technical term for female canines) eating each other's pussy? As a professor I say that this is personification taken to the extreme by a queer that wants their dogs to be queer. It would make the queer person feel better about being a queer if their dogs were also queer.

NormChompsky · 2021-10-27T19:45:32+00:00

I'm not him.

NormChompsky · 2021-10-28T03:01:11+00:00

I'm not him.

NormChompsky · 2021-10-28T03:07:12+00:00

He spells his name stupid. It's like it's missing letters or something.

NormChompsky · 2021-10-28T03:05:23+00:00

He spells his name stupid. It's like it's missing letters or something.

NormChompsky · 2021-10-26T18:56:54+00:00

No I don't. - Norm Chompsky

NormChompsky · 2021-10-09T17:32:38+00:00

So when are the jab police going door to door to force vaccinations at gun point?

NormChompsky · 2021-09-26T02:56:29+00:00

Here in the south "uppity" is used all the time. When I was a kid my boss called me uppity when I quit the grocery store for a better job.

NormChompsky · 2021-09-26T02:26:15+00:00

Her middle name is appropriate.

NormChompsky · 2021-09-09T17:59:03+00:00

Anyone who travels to Hawaii always runs a risk of getting stuck there in a war or global event. Why risk it?

NormChompsky · 2021-09-09T18:03:12+00:00

Indeed.

NormChompsky · 2021-09-09T18:02:07+00:00

Indeed.

NormChompsky · 2021-08-22T01:09:30+00:00

As a cunning linguist may I point out that 98% of streaming service produced series have 2 to 4 excellent first episodes and then they turn into soap operas. Then there is "Jane the Virgin".

NormChompsky · 2021-08-22T01:03:53+00:00

I'm a cunning linguist and I say you better not Welsh on me.

NormChompsky · 2021-08-19T20:11:52+00:00

So no hand job tonight.

NormChompsky · 2021-08-17T02:47:10+00:00

Wait until they call for leaving off sex and race from police reports and amber alerts.

NormChompsky · 2021-08-16T02:38:13+00:00

Clothes made of natural materials like cotton, wool, and leather are biodegradable.

NormChompsky · 2021-08-16T02:16:03+00:00

I have been dressing in classsic "preppy" clothes my entire adult life. Classics never go out of style. If I threw it away it was completely worn out.

NormChompsky · 2021-08-15T04:54:56+00:00

Ugly people generally hate beautiful people. Why do you think minorities hate white people. Then they see all the beautiful blue eyed blond Danes and they get so jealous that they want to fill their country with ugly minorities and take over.

NormChompsky