How women see the world around them by Cindy in funny

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Please stop forwarding me this, dad.

Is it possible to post on Reddit without people trying to debate every single comment you make? by [deleted] in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Purple? Oh sweetie, you're wrong about that for 8 reasons, and here they are in increasingly condescending detail...

LOL by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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Is it a picnic table that thinks it's a sofa?

Oh man... I have missed this. I had forgotten what it felt like to speak my mind freely without being permabanned from the Internet. :) by xoma in whatever

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Coffee spit... Shaking with rage!
I... Respect your right... To speak your mind... Sir!
/jk

This is literally one of the worst dating profiles/women I've ever seen. THIS is why it's not always a bad thing to be single. by Mcheetah in whatever

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"No bigots, all our hearts are the same colour."
"... Oh, and no Asian people!!"

Nazi comic 'Stone Toss' artist outed as Hans Kristian Graebener, of Spring, TX by Bitch-Im-a-cow in whatever

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Now, I thought that public Doxing was something that Reddit frowned on?... Obviously I understand that means: "When it's someone they like", but aren't they required to remove this post?
Is Doxing a crime at the moment? I'm never sure.

GERMANY: Trans-Identified Pedophile Spared Prison After Claiming He Viewed Child Porn To Help Him Develop His "Gender Identity" by xoenix in TumblrInAction

[–]NastyWetSmear 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

"I'm just selling drugs to explore my financial identity!"

What’s the worst thing to say after sex? by IkeConn in AskSaidIt

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"That was fun, but we should teach the dog to only do that on command."

Straight man who frequents gay clubs feels unsafe because straight men are invading gay clubs by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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"... And then the spotlight came on and targeted me, and everyone in the club was looking! The three men pinned me down and tore off my clothes and I gave a meek little 'No. No.', but they already had a ball gag and cock cage on me!..."

That's it. I've officialy experienced Saidit brainrot. by detty in whatever

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Someone I work with mentioned them a few weeks ago. She was saying how good they were and mentioned about them being safe for swimming or something... I've never tried to report a person for Spam in real life before.

Transphilogyny Ted Talk by xoenix in TumblrInAction

[–]NastyWetSmear 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Just any old random causes can be added to your word soup to really spice up the flavour:

"By donating to the Red Cross, you're helping everyone, especially victims of female circumcision."
"Vote Yes on proposition 629, allowing people to record your conversations without your permission, to acknowledge the struggle of trans people."
"When I masturbate on the children's playground, what I'm really doing to reaching out to everyone, particularly lesbians of colour."

hey vulptex.. just because you are a fucktard tranny, dont get it in your head that you can bully me... by Czavitsky in whatever

[–]NastyWetSmear 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Show me on the doll where the Furry touched you. :(

These people are so out of touch with reality by Tom_Bombadil in TumblrInAction

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"And what's the main source of this oppression?"
"Me."

Another cucked redditor by Musky in MeanwhileOnReddit

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"Do I leave her in the dust?"
Naw, a woman who bails on you mid-date to go home with another dude is worth fighting for! She's gonna need someone to cook and clean while she's picking out the next man to plough her, after all.

Every relationship involving straight people under 25 by jet199 in whatever

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It really is easy to be a hard line communist when your man gives you everything you need. He's like the state, but the gulag is the bedroom and the chains and whips all have fluff bits.

The arrogance of ignorance: Saiditor fails to grasp what water vapor is. Then pauses to suggest rainfall would confuse other people. by ActuallyNot in whatever

[–]NastyWetSmear 9 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

He's correct. Water vapor condenses into clouds, which becomes visible when they collect enough. It isn't vapor itself. It's kinda petty and pedantic. I suspect you both knew what each other meant, you were just both too busy acting like know-it-all cunts to each other to admit it.

https://ssec.si.edu/stemvisions-blog/what-are-clouds

Is this a scam? My mates told me the picture looks like AI made. by Gravi in whatever

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No, dude, she's totally real! Beautiful Malaysian woman who mistake you for a travel agency and then want to hook up happens All the time! Go for it!

By the way, be sure to give her more personal information. Chicks just melt when you give them personal details. It's like: "Why, my birthday is the 6/9/2001, and my mother's maiden name was Jones..." and BOOM, panties so wet they fall apart like tissue paper.

Sloppy seconds by Musky in memes

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He skeeted on the computer?... I get it, it's where porn comes from, but you don't give the computer the facial.

College grad's first day at work by xoenix in memes

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"You want me to round up 50 uneducated friends who weren't even here and have no idea what happened and demand you be removed from campus for not agreeing with me?..."

Turns out my youtube comments are shadowbanned, and I didn't know it for a year... by newguy in whatever

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You prolly expressed a thought. Shame on you!

Cards Against Humanity Fail by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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"I was so mortified for the imaginary person in the room who I imagined took offence to this that, to this day, I still cry myself to sleep!"

Men want one thing and it’s f*****g disgusting by Tom_Bombadil in whatever

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I guess he's big enough that, statistically speaking, he is most men...

They Look Exactly How You Would Expect by noshore4me in MeanwhileOnReddit

[–]NastyWetSmear 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I have to open a window. That picture is stinking up my living room. :(

Kill if with fire by jet199 in MeanwhileOnReddit

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I still believe stereotypes are the wrong way to judge people, but it would really help me if some people could stop perfectly embodying them.

Which would you pick? by Musky in AskSaidIt

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If you go forward just a little you can hang yourself from that tree.

Yet another attempt to answer the age-old question by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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Oh, well, you have all the stereotypes of a woman, so I guess you are!
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to put my new found knowledge of stereotypes into action in my every day life. :)

Edit: I was arrested :(

Can everyone else only see one shade of green here or am I colorblind? by Vulptex in whatever

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I can't do this any more!! BLUE IS BLUE!!
I'm going to the garage to put grease on things!!

Dear mod, please ban the bone conduction headphone dude. by [deleted] in whatever

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But what if an amazing new person with a great personality and interesting takes on the modern world, a real new age philosopher on the level of the greats, comes into Saidit and makes a thread titled, say: "I feel it in my BONES, the way the President CONDUCTS himself, it's like the thoughts in his HEAD are already SET"??

... But seriously, yeah, just fuck'n nuke the topic from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Banned from watchpeopledie.tv Reason: pedophilia. Guess what I said by bucetao6969 in offbeat

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You and your verifiable facts are NOT WELCOME HERE!!

How it feels to leave Reddit by skunkwerx in memes

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I know you've got a green face, you're wearing a banana yellow tux and you've got the personality of a 5 year old... But the more you show me that money, the more attractive I seem to find you.

What’s your job in the glorious people’s commune after the revolution comrades? by ClassroomPast6178 in TumblrInAction

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Phew. Gonna need bigger gulags.

PinkNews profiles another trans icon by xoenix in TumblrInAction

[–]NastyWetSmear 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

The face on that dude! It's really uncanny... It's like someone made a monster face out of clay, then at the last minute figured they'd just make it a man.

More wonderful parenting from a nigger by Oyveygoyim in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Dude, relax, it's just a freak outlier. The father usually isn't around at all!

145 calendar days celebrating lgbt by Jihadist in whatever

[–]NastyWetSmear 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I propose we name these two new months Smaruary and Purgil. Please note that Smaruary identifies as May and respect that.

Another poll where the vast majority would rather a nazi babysit their children rather than tranny freaks... by Oyveygoyim in whatever

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Are these the only options? I think I might just stay home.
Even within these categories, it'd really depend. You can have a really nice, well dressed, polite Nazi who just hates Jews and thinks blond haired, blue eyed people are the master race, and you can have a nice, polite, well behaved person who thinks they are the opposite gender. Get some dude in full Hugo Boss goose stepping into the house or some bloke in clown makeup who keeps screaming "It's Mama!" and those kids aren't staying home with them.

... So I guess what I'm saying is that it depends how they interview?

Taylor Lorenz dances at the Pornhub awards by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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If that video is any indication, there's only about 8 STI's in that room, because it looks like just her and a few staff members.

When you find out that your favorite person in the world who lives across the country has stopped masking by xoenix in whatever

[–]NastyWetSmear 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

A sneeze travels at over 100mph! The US is only 2,800 miles wide!! Don't you get it?! If her friend sneezed, it would only take just over a day for that sneeze to REACH HER AND KILL HER!

Akira Toriyama (Dragonball creator) has passed away. by Questionable in whatever

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If his show is any indication, he'll be back next episode.

New Study: Climate Models Get Water Vapor Wildly Wrong – A ‘Major Gap In Our Understanding’ by iamonlyoneman in whatever

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Oh! Oh! u/ActuallyNot and u/Questionable, it's your favourite!

FUCK OFF DARSHAN!!! by Megatron95 in whatever

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Poor Darshan. He's just an automated spam bot creating 30 threads a minute to introduce himself, and This is how we welcome him!?

r/ActualLesbiansOver25 moderation rule #1 by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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"...no further discussion will be had"

30 Deleted posts

Must have been a typo. I'm sure it should have read: "No discussion will be tollerated."

I'd sacrifice a 100 children to save one cat by Zoomergroid in TumblrInAction

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I'd sacrifice 100 cats to sacrifice 100 cats.

Another lawsuit by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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I hope my child doesn't tell the school he thinks he's Batman. They might secretly arrange to kill me to validate him. :(

Redditor's notice that Fox News was on the TV in the photo by xoenix in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Dude could have had snuff porn on in the background and have gotten a better reaction. What an insane group of people.

I'd go with auto-turrets and mines personally by Musky in memes

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She wears the crown in bed? Damn... I'm not against it, but I'm going to roll over and lose an eye one night.

Saidit appreciation thread. by Zapped in whatever

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I am purely here for Sneako's regular posts demanding an Incel revolution and asking me what I would do if a man of a certain height did something to my wife/girlfriend. If I don't see one of those posts each month I start to question if I've finally been ensnared in some Matrix-esque alternate reality that doesn't have the functioning AI to generate the nonsense that only a human brain can produce.

when incels take over the government and imprison all sexhavers what will you do? by bitc0in in AskSaidIt

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Well, whatever super weapon allows the XX thousand incels to overpower the remaining 7.X billion people must be pretty impressive, so I guess I'd go to gaol, but here's the thing: There aren't enough gaols to put the majority of the population, including the vast majority of the military and police that would be required to man these prisons to keep the prisoners from simply walking out and pushing over the weedy, out of shape incels. I guess it would end up being an honour system, where we cross our hearts and hope to die that we are really, super seriously under arrest for having sex in the privacy of our own homes and swear never to do it again.

So... Life as normal, only with a lot more snickering behind people's backs and crossed fingers?

Gaming makes younger generation weaker, gay and troon by [deleted] in whatever

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What about the older generation? Did it make us power houses? So straight that other men are shot out of our orbit?

r/boeing bans DEI posts by xoenix in MeanwhileOnReddit

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"Don't you dare notice things! You're banned!"

Redditor finds a pride flag of sorts by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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Is the joke that the "Trans Flag" is already that colour, or was this just some hilarious, innocent poetic comedy?

When will men with 0 opportunities start causing chaos on the streets? by orgias in AskSaidIt

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Huh... Which one are you? u/alexstein or u/winkot?

The education system at its finest. by Tom_Bombadil in whatever

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What do you do here? Do you have the student sit down and correct the teacher?

Open borders for Gondor and Rohan. by Tom_Bombadil in whatever

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Remember when the new D&D people went insane and declared that Orcs were a pantomime of black people because they were savage, brutal, evil, criminal, ruthless and violent?... And everyone who had ever played D&D was like: "Uh, that never even crossed my mind for a second. I thought all the brown skinned humans from the African stand in realms were the pantomime of black people..."?

Imagine being this miserable by Keri10 in TumblrInAction

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I think it'd be a coin toss between saving a strangers kid, or killing a cat. I guess I'd save the kid, because you can always kill a cat later, you know?

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

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Ohhh, I remember that movie! We were evil for not watching it. Man, I'm so evil I didn't even pirate it. :(

43 year old man arrested on suspicion of trespassing in women's hot spring. "Even though I have a women's heart, why can't I go in?" by Alienhunter in TumblrInAction

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Prolly keeps that woman's heart in a jar under the bed.

Trying to use identity politics to argue her way out of drunk driving charges by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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"I'll stop right now."
Sound of skin darkening
"Now, you're still under arrest, but I can use the word 'Nigger' in public now. I'm going to read you your rights, my nigger."

Woman kicks mugger's ass by Musky in whatever

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A cardboard gun?... At this stage she's just beating up a retard.
Still, glad she did.

Hol’ up, I thought the Native Americans were all down with the LGBTQIA2++good? Navajo Nation refuses to allow or even recognise gay marriages and according to the Washington Post it’s all White people’s fault by ClassroomPast6178 in TumblrInAction

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OH NO! How could I have done this to the Indians?? And all while having only ever seen them on TV?! Curse my white skin and it's magical powers!

Daddy, I troon by jet199 in TumblrInAction

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The very instant my balls drop, I'm eating everything off the floor, like a civilized man!

Daddy, I troon by jet199 in TumblrInAction

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You still have to do the dishes, you 31 year old child.

How to get mad pussy? by alexstein in AskSaidIt

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Well, after you've seduced her and you're inside her, tell her: "The nice thing about fucking you ugly sluts is, no matter how bad your face looks, the pussy still feels great."

I assure you, it'll be a very mad pussy! Rightly so, by the by!

ChatGPT is too woke to talk about why girls are scared of cockroaches. by EternalSunset in technology

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"Did you want me to help you get rid of any cockroaches or rats in your house?"

Ohhh FUCK yeah! This bitch knows all the right dirty talk. Let me whisper sensually in your ear how I want you to clean the kitchen so there are no crumbs around for them to eat, then we can talk about weeding the garden, you nasty little slut.

Redditors suddenly OK with mocking the appearance of people with dysphoria and calling it a "mental illness" -- as long as it's an acceptable target. by chishup in TumblrInAction

[–]NastyWetSmear 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I agree, it is okay to mock this person and tell them they need help.

I did laugh at those comments though:

The problem is that medical doctors are still participating in this and feeding into their mental illnesses.

You're so close, Reddit person!

"Mommy, where do politicians come from?" Mommy: by Musky in memes

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Which Saidit user(s) do you miss? by Drewski in AskSaidIt

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I miss u/Musky.

Edit: Sorry, I had my diary open to next week. Ignore this till then.

What’s the worst thing to say after sex? by IkeConn in AskSaidIt

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Are we still talking about pets?...

Maybe you shouldn't let a child make major decisions. by HiddenFox in whatever

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Stupid fucking kid!!... Could'a held out for double stuffed.

Where could I submit short horror stories online? by VIEWSITE46 in AskSaidIt

[–]NastyWetSmear 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Well, the Recycle Bin on your computer is normally near the top, left hand corner of your desktop...

... I'm kidding, I'm kidding! I don't know of any subs here that are specifically about horror stories. You could start one! Or s/whatever is for whatever the fuck you want. I find most people use it as a general hub. Can't promise you that you'll get the specific traction you want, but someone will see it.

Alternatively, what's stopping you from putting a bunch together and sending them to a publisher? Do you have to pay them to read your stuff? I guess you might do.

Queer stabs a guy in the eye for calling him a faggot by Keri10 in TumblrInAction

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And then all the paint tins lined up and clapped?

Kid tries out cheapest baseball bat on Amazon by Canbot in whatever

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But... It says Bat right on there!

Actually, it's white men's fault that the women's team is incompetent and miss penalty kicks by a mile. by casamiro in TumblrInAction

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So when they win, is it all his doing and their performance was really meaningless?

People say beef liver is good for you. I just ordered some from my local butcher. Any tips? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

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If it comes well packed you could throw it in the bin without the smell being too bad before garbage day.

Is vulptex a furry? by Adventurous_Ad6212 in AskSaidIt

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That's just a poor furry who can't afford the outfit!

Is it concerning that I find this pleasant rather than sad or scary (she's me btw)? by Vulptex in whatever

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How about a nice trip to a therapist? I can't send you one like u/TitsAndWhiskey could send you paint and canvas, but if you want I can put in a report that might get you to see one from time to time? :)

Redditors report post that advocates for mandatory paternity test on birth because it "promotes hate based on identity or vulnerability" by bucetao6969 in MeanwhileOnReddit

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No, no. Not you. The people who made the reports. Hoisted by their own petard.

"Demanding we prove who is the father of the child is racist."
"Why is that? Which race do you feel is being targeted and would be identified as rarely being the father of their own children?"
"... I have to go!"

The keynote speaker, of FatCon, Sonalee Rashatwar, a.k.a. The Fat Sex Therapist, defines “thinness as a white supremacist beauty ideal”. by chris3991m in TumblrInAction

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Is she a sex therapist that is fat, or a sex therapist for fat people?... I guess both?

Either way, if both people are crazy fat, I'm not sure what her recommendations would be: "Well, good luck in there? It was probably all folds you were rubbing against, some of which were your own, so I guess we don't have to worry about pregnancy."?

Why are we moderated by a transgender furry? by DrRaccoon in AskSaidIt

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Oh yeah!? Well if I can beat off to your username before they ban me, then You're porn as well!!

Edit: Done! Pphhwwwa! You're in for it now!

I could fuck up every one of you faggots in 10 seconds flat by sneako in TumblrInAction

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How big of an arena? I reckon, with a room large enough, I could run away for 11 seconds!

Straight to the homophobia every single time by jet199 in TumblrInAction

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I've been training for this moment!!

Straight to the homophobia every single time by jet199 in TumblrInAction

[–]NastyWetSmear 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

... Doesn't sound awful. What sort of tricks should I learn so that our raccoon overlords will keep me as a pet?

Not finished yet, but any suggestions? by Vulptex in whatever

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Stop, please, I'm begging you! There are people who love you. Real people! Not dog people. Not even dogs... Though, dogs do love you, probably unconditionally and instantly... But you can still be healthy! I believe in you!!

If it's not totally obvious, I'm just fucking with you, mate.

Cucked Redditor has two girlfriends cheat on him with the same guy by Musky in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Imagine being such a terrible lay that dudes just follow you around waiting for your girlfriend to get frustrated and desperate, then simply step up and not suck.

Am I wrong? (Gay Frogs) by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

[–]NastyWetSmear 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

A smidge. There were/are chemicals in the water that cause the frogs to change sex, as it's one of their biological safety nets where the male frogs can become females and carry eggs if there are no females around. However, if the frogs literally transform into females, I don't think that makes them gay.

Does raise a bunch of other questions, though:

Can animals with such low intelligence who are almost totally controlled by pure instinct ever be said to have a sexual preference? Seals sometimes fuck penguins, and penguins will happily pound the shit out of dead penguins... Are they penguiniosexuals and necrophilies, or are they just so stupid that they are unable to really tell what to bone and just mount anything that partially resembles something they can screw? Even if a seal only had sex with penguins, are we able to say that this gives the seal a sexual preference, like a homosexual, or is it more that the seal found it can satisfy its mating urge with penguins and they weren't able to stop him, making it easier to hump a flightless bird than to impress a female seal and fight off the other males? It might be less a preference and more a simple case of finding an easier solution without understanding what it entails.

Same with a frog turning into a female frog. It happens because of instinct and chemical reaction. Is it likely that the frog is sitting there just craving frog sperm and the process of releasing eggs so much that it can't help but transform to live it's "Real life"? Or is it staring blankly, thinking about basically nothing at all, reacting only to outside stimuli when suddenly the levels of X in the water cause it to react by becoming female and it has no greater thought or understanding about the process? It simply is and doesn't really know any better, nor does the male frog consider the fact that this frog before it used to be male and has transformed due to a biological process. It just knows it's time to release sperm and this female frog is croaking the right croak.

... There are, in fact, toads that croak a mating call specifically to help other male toads know not to mount'em like a $2 whore, because those toads will pour their baby gravy over pretty much anything that sits still in mating season. It might be a bit generous to call them "Pansexual", as that kind of suggests they have any kind of ability to understand what they are bukkake'ing, as opposed to the much more likely scenario in which they are just on a hair-dick trigger for evolutionary purposes and will jizz on a stick of butter if it's left out of the fridge, rather than being attracted to everything they see.

So, what I'm saying is, the real question becomes: Why haven't I seen any frogs at any Pride events?? When will the oppression of frogs end? Allow frog marriage now!!

Sonic unleashed is Racist and fatphobic by Keri10 in TumblrInAction

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Planet Cote = Big
Snake = Meat
Fat = Big

Ergo: Fat people are ham planets.

Shame on you, Sonic team, for this easy to understand comparison!

I dare you all to say nigger in this thread by sneako in AskSaidIt

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Wow! This thread was made for you!

Is this true? by Musky in AskSaidIt

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That's a typo. It should read: "Jerking off At people you know in real life."

Biology professor says he was fired for teaching sex is determined by X, Y chromosomes by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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"Congratulations, Ms Jones, it's... Currently incapable of telling us what gender it is. I hope it's a boy, though, because that penis and balls are going to be a nightmare if it isn't, and giving birth through that thing?? Forgeddaboutit!"

Shit just got real by Musky in whatever

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The look on that raccoon's face...

"Tim, I get it, you're a Christian and suicide is a sin, but I don't know if I can shoot you, man!"

Setting the barr by Musky in memes

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Madonna's plastic surgeon just keeps stretching her forehead up to pull the skin taut and remove the wrinkles. Working smart, not hard!

Remember when the internet was full of cute animal accounts? by jet199 in TumblrInAction

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If we all quit the internet every time we discovered someone yanks it to something freaky and horrible, there'd be one guy left online... And he would be Disgusting!

There's only so much I can do by skunkwerx in memes

[–]NastyWetSmear 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I haven't answered Reddit's phone calls all week!

What was your "This person is on another level of stupid" moment? by dissent in AskSaidIt

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I have so many of them that it's hard to recall one specific one. All I know is that they are all usually me...

Wouldn't it be cool if we asked questions about things other than Reddit/Said It or Politics? by theFriendlyDoomer in AskSaidIt

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Have a good sleep! Can you please sleep facing the window? It makes it easier for me to creep out of the cupboard and get a snack. Thanks!

Wouldn't it be cool if we asked questions about things other than Reddit/Said It or Politics? by theFriendlyDoomer in AskSaidIt

[–]NastyWetSmear 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

What would you like to talk about? I know a teeny, tiny amount about a huge range of things, making me all but useless in general... Like a character in a video game where you put 1 in every skill, but you need 5 in anything to even use it.

How do you incorporate your penis into lesbian sex without taking on a "manly" role? by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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I remember, when I was a kid, I got in trouble for making a joke that Lesbians shouldn't be allowed to buy strap-ons and dildos because "They made their choice, damnit!"...

... Now there are forums full of men trying to convince each other they are Lesbians and twisting themselves into mental knots to explain how their penis is a big clitoris and getting head feels Just like their partner is pleasuring a woman. If young me had taken that joke to the most insane extreme, he still would have been miles short of how absurd reality became.

How an Instagram model proved we're living in a fictional universe (most likely, the Marvel universe.) by Mcheetah in Random_Shit

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It'll be a shame when she suddenly becomes ugly in a few years when that new game studio gets ahold of her, like what happened to Mary Jane. :(

Still a man by P-38lightning in TumblrInAction

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Imagine going to the trouble of getting surgery to remove your junk and have something else put there, knowing the pain, the trauma, the difficulty in maintaining it and that there's a large chance it will simply never work, and a 100% chance it will never actually be the thing you want it to be...

... But you can't be stuffed shaving.