TL is No More

MyLongestJourney · 2020-07-10T19:59:15+00:00

When one door closes,another door opens. And we still refuse to suck ladydick.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-05-10T18:17:46+00:00

So many penises traumatized for being denied entry.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-01-24T07:10:56+00:00

I looked into the abyss...and the abyss looked straight into me...There isn't enough eyebleach in the known universe! The horror! The horror!

MyLongestJourney · 2022-04-03T02:35:35+00:00

Is there a day of remembrance for people suffering from chronic attentionwhoretis ?

MyLongestJourney · 2021-07-26T13:27:44+00:00

Suck my dick or I'll kill myself

Let me point you towards the nearest tall building.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-06-21T02:26:28+00:00

Ok groomer.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-08-04T15:10:52+00:00

"Lesbians open your legs to our ladypenis,or else we will rape our own elderly mothers" is a new one I must admit.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-02-03T15:37:35+00:00

May he never get laid.

MyLongestJourney · 2022-05-16T13:35:14+00:00

We are not sucking your dicks,die mad about it.

PS. Still not sucking your dicks.

MyLongestJourney · 2022-04-08T12:12:37+00:00

Ah yes,that famous Sappho poem "Ode to A Shriveled GirC*ck".

MyLongestJourney · 2021-07-27T15:07:19+00:00

I will tell her.

"Honey,you are an attention whore".

MyLongestJourney · 2020-07-30T11:18:56+00:00

There is a whole tumblr dedicated to men,who are LARPing as women and seeking dates with lesbians on Tinder :

https://lesbiansoftinder.tumblr.com/

MyLongestJourney · 2022-04-17T12:17:19+00:00

Fantasy : MAPs will be accepted just like LGBTs !

Reality : Woodchipper goes brrr.

MyLongestJourney · 2022-03-29T15:10:03+00:00

I have a working sense of touch.Also,I do not suffer from memory loss.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-02-23T22:47:56+00:00

Well I just learned I am 40% straight. I think it is time to come out to my family again :

-Hey mum.

-What is it ?

-Good news. I am straight now.

-Thank you Jesus! Hurraaah!(shotgun blasts of joy).

-Hey mum...I have some bad news as well...

(mum stops trying to pop open a bottle of ouzo).

-OMG what is it?Is it cancer?Oh Jesus no,don't let it be cancer!

-...I am somehow still 30% gay and also 30% bisexual.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-11-30T19:30:47+00:00

You know how matter behaves both like a particle and a wave?

Yeah.Nothing like that.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-01-14T00:22:04+00:00

For science!

MyLongestJourney · 2020-12-31T12:31:31+00:00

"Blistering backlash" LOL.

MyLongestJourney · 2022-04-12T16:02:08+00:00

Breed TERFs out of society

You can not breed out the ability to tell a man from a woman.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-07-27T23:45:49+00:00

Get a room you two 😝

MyLongestJourney · 2021-07-24T15:33:19+00:00

Can we be honest, cis folks? Have you ever said “trans women are women” in the comments section and had a person turn around and go, “wow, I never thought of it like that?” No. Because you’re not saying that to help trans people. If we’re honest, you’re saying that to help you. It’s a performance you put on. So, here’s the deal. If you want to keep doing that song and dance, you can. Have at it. If you’re interested in understanding and thinking about this conversation differently, let’s talk.

“I’m not attracted to trans people” is based on the idea that you actually CAN exclude trans folks from your dating pool, and you absolutely positively can’t.

Good.Gooood. Let that narcissism flow.Turn even your staunchest supporters against you.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-02-21T20:36:18+00:00

His description includes : "Reddit moderator". I love this man!

MyLongestJourney · 2020-12-06T01:33:24+00:00

"Straight lesbian" aka attention whore.

MyLongestJourney · 2022-04-29T13:22:01+00:00

Wow look at all those hot butches! swoon

MyLongestJourney · 2021-08-05T15:31:55+00:00

Someone who can't get laid.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-03-16T16:58:30+00:00

🤮

MyLongestJourney · 2021-01-24T22:58:06+00:00

Goobye horses starts playing.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-01-23T16:25:52+00:00

They are mad that trans women get more girls than them

Bwahahaha

MyLongestJourney · 2021-01-05T22:25:04+00:00

It is part of queerdom's rapey coercion tactics,the same old "how do you know it if you did not try it"?. Ever heard of the Kinsey scale? It does contain monosexual people (heterosexual and homosexual) and in between various degrees of bisexual depending on how much the bisexual is attracted to his own vs the other sex.This is the only legitimate spectrum.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-01-04T17:04:37+00:00

Because they are homophobes.

MyLongestJourney · 2020-08-18T22:04:06+00:00

He says he feels "invisible". Boy,lesbians see you. See you and run away.

MyLongestJourney · 2022-11-17T23:26:40+00:00

"maverique"

What fresh hell is this?

MyLongestJourney · 2022-05-19T12:16:21+00:00

"Many trans women have the exact same bodies as cis women".

If by many you mean ZERO.

MyLongestJourney · 2022-05-05T12:06:49+00:00

Or an exorcist.

MyLongestJourney · 2022-05-04T15:58:56+00:00

At this point,I am begging for that stray asteroid.

MyLongestJourney · 2022-03-15T17:02:34+00:00

Count Sapphula's

😂

MyLongestJourney · 2021-09-01T22:09:18+00:00

I have never meet a cat that "humps" strangers.

Maybe that cat identifies as a very horny dog.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-07-13T11:52:49+00:00

I bet those lesbians of his have testicles.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-04-08T19:05:02+00:00

Honey and some fireants

MyLongestJourney · 2021-01-05T22:15:59+00:00

"we took turns being the holder/holdee while the other one cried and complained about stomach issues"

yeah... don't know many times i held my friend and took turns crying over my period. guess i'm doing womanhood wrong.

What are you talking about,when we get our periods (we are perfectly synchronized I tell you),me and my gal-pals form a Greek chorus and lament our fate /s

MyLongestJourney · 2023-07-16T19:36:53+00:00

"So my bf (cis man) and I (ftm pre T) attended a pride march where I live yesterday" ... "Apparently the bouncer took one look at us (I was wearing the trans colours and had a he/him patch) and figured we were a straight couple."

Duh!

MyLongestJourney · 2022-11-15T20:52:21+00:00

Another champion of mental gymnastics.

MyLongestJourney · 2022-05-15T00:11:20+00:00

Mental gymnastics of Olympic levels.

MyLongestJourney · 2022-04-05T15:13:07+00:00

"I am as tender as they come. Unless you reject me as a sexual partner".

MyLongestJourney · 2021-07-26T13:31:06+00:00

I am fucking your mum TERF

The only thing you fuck,is your palm incel.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-07-15T14:44:51+00:00

Greatest punishment is to completely ignore them. Even better demonstrate your love for penis in front of them without giving them a single glance.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-03-06T20:55:28+00:00

LOL TRAS are now openly fighting straight men and women ! Where is the pop-corn ?

MyLongestJourney · 2021-01-27T12:45:03+00:00

L Chat must be exploding right now.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-01-14T18:11:13+00:00

Lesbian is ours.

Cough

MyLongestJourney · 2020-12-23T18:08:33+00:00

There are two categories of bisexual women :

1.The ones who can not understand how lesbians do not like dick,because dick is delicious to them.Some of them are cool and do not harass lesbians anyway,but some of them keep busting our ovaries over it.I hate the ones who do this in order to please their men (see threesomes) the most.

2.The ones who do understand that lesbians do not like dick,but despise them for this reason anyway. Like every other homophobe.

And this is why I unapologetically avoid bisexuals as sexual partners or close friends.

MyLongestJourney · 2020-11-30T18:57:03+00:00

Do I live? Or do I die?

You have the power to save my life. Is it worth it to you?

Fuck me or I will die. Nice blackmail there. Drop dead.

MyLongestJourney · 2020-10-18T16:14:55+00:00

They want to get the r/askgaybross either controlled by TRA mods (who would then ban anyone objecting to the homophobic TRA agenda) or banned.

Gaybross should either ignore the baiting posts or troll them by posting images of male genitalia.

MyLongestJourney · 2020-07-29T16:12:22+00:00

I have this.. fear..? this feeling that it is inevitable that I will get my hair cut short, now that I am a lesbian. Because of what my relative said. I also feel like I have a very negative connotation with having short hair, and I feel bad about that.

You are 100% right.As soon as you realize you are a lesbian,an irresistible urge to cut your hair short,stop shaving your armpits,setting fire to your make up kits and wearing black combat boots takes over your brain.

MyLongestJourney · 2020-07-23T13:05:12+00:00

bootyhole-sourced

Wow.This is the nicest way to say "pulled out of their ass". Congrats.

MyLongestJourney · 2023-02-20T18:07:34+00:00

Now I am certain this man is not an AGP pervert,but just someone taking the piss. I salute him on my way buying a bucketload of pop corn.

MyLongestJourney · 2022-06-07T13:54:23+00:00

Don't worry we,homosexual women,do not trust "lesbians" (aka spicy straight girls) too.

MyLongestJourney · 2022-05-31T07:06:20+00:00

I've gotten criticisms for never being with men

On the thread? Where ? I read it multiple times and I haven't seen such a thing.

My past experiences, the current mass erasure, and lesbophobia from my "own" has made me, for the first time in my life, not want to call myself a lesbian

Cheers erupt from a certain Greek island's location.

MyLongestJourney · 2022-05-04T14:56:53+00:00

"and they precum….. a LOT"

Oh honey...I have some unpleasant news for you...(after I win the battle with my urge to hurl my lunch).

MyLongestJourney · 2022-04-23T09:05:59+00:00

She looks like an overgrown toddler with a moustache.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-09-12T21:31:57+00:00

R/thathappened.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-07-25T12:07:55+00:00

I don't

MyLongestJourney · 2021-07-13T12:50:20+00:00

Lesbian gay boy

There is only one way this phrase makes sense and it is when the term lesbian is used as it's original meaning.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-07-10T18:37:14+00:00

Sex workers are supposed to be sexy.(I am sorry,so very sorry).

MyLongestJourney · 2021-07-10T14:56:26+00:00

My eyes!

MyLongestJourney · 2021-03-22T11:55:45+00:00

I tried to type a response but I deleted it like 10 times. I have no words. Other that this individual is a deluded creep.

Edit : Best response to Strangio :

"Use Tinder Chase,Twitter is not a dating application" 😂😂😂

MyLongestJourney · 2021-01-27T14:40:41+00:00

This needs to go on a T-shirt.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-01-05T22:09:23+00:00

If I ever find a lamp with a genie inside,my first wish will be : give ALL transwomen periods for life.

MyLongestJourney · 2020-12-02T06:13:36+00:00

Amy Dyess of all people.

The victim of the International Network of Powerful Lesbians? /s

MyLongestJourney · 2020-11-20T16:43:30+00:00

I'm a straight girl. (Sorry ladies.)

Don't worry. We 'll get over it.

MyLongestJourney · 2020-09-14T12:14:00+00:00

She definitely doesn't look like a roofer

When the movie revealed Dalas (cringe) profession (cringing intensifies),the above was my first thought.

MyLongestJourney · 2020-09-07T11:40:36+00:00

bowties

Kill then with fire.Nuke them from orbit.

MyLongestJourney · 2020-08-31T23:15:10+00:00

boring cis sex life.

Oblivious clowns.

One of WOOF’s goals is to “redefine sexy”

Narcissistic fascist clowns. You just can not redefine what other people find sexy.

PS.I took a look at the image depicting the group and almost barfed.Hideous trolls the lot of them.Now excuse me,I am going to stare at Greek classical statues for a few hours,to heal some of the mental trauma.

MyLongestJourney · 2020-08-29T09:27:15+00:00

Gay men changed the definition of man

No,this is what TRAs are trying to to.

Punch a gay man in the mouth if they reject you

Oh this is not going to go well for any FTM that tries that.

MyLongestJourney · 2020-08-02T13:13:28+00:00

Nice troll post OP.

MyLongestJourney · 2020-07-29T16:47:38+00:00

a woman who claimed to be a non-binary

My brain automatically translates non-binary as "attention whore".

MyLongestJourney · 2020-07-27T20:36:23+00:00

Ok.So she made some characters retroactively gay.But when did she ever support the medical transition of minors??? For the love of Zeus concentrate! She is against a insane powerful cult who causes horrible physical and psychological damage to vulnerable children!!!!

MyLongestJourney · 2020-07-19T07:18:39+00:00

Do not lose heart,if we survived the christian Right we will survive the woke Left.

MyLongestJourney · 2020-07-12T14:37:42+00:00

First they came for the lesbians...

MyLongestJourney · 2020-07-10T19:08:34+00:00

They also know you will kick their ass if they try.

MyLongestJourney · 2023-09-20T17:18:57+00:00

"I'm signing because Peter does a pretty good job of peaking people every time he's on air, but having a few more trans rights activist in the spotlight will move things along even faster"

Pure gold

MyLongestJourney · 2023-09-20T15:01:21+00:00

EDIT

I am an idiot.

MyLongestJourney · 2023-09-19T12:54:12+00:00

He is not even one of the pretty ones.

MyLongestJourney · 2023-09-19T12:48:15+00:00

"I used to do amazonian style with my ex cis woman"

WTF is amazonian style sex? Ok,off to googling...

Edit. Back from the search,I regret everything...

MyLongestJourney · 2023-08-17T14:45:57+00:00

My lie detector just melted.

MyLongestJourney · 2022-12-08T22:28:35+00:00

I am mostly a centrist,non fanatic supporter of Keyns economics ,Democracy,freedom of speech and scientific humanism.

MyLongestJourney · 2022-10-05T16:14:44+00:00

"And the vacuum cleaner was sentenced to death by stoning for adultery".

MyLongestJourney · 2022-06-21T17:34:23+00:00

True. International Rugby league banned transgender women (aka men) from women's competitions .

May the dominoes keep falling and the Reddit's trans mods diapers keep catching fire.

MyLongestJourney · 2022-05-18T20:36:37+00:00

Lesbians who say no to dick,deserve to die in poverty and isolation

And what do rapist scum deserve?

MyLongestJourney · 2021-11-04T17:24:44+00:00

"girl who has put bags of live mealworms into her vagina and recorded it"

I am sorry what? Also WTF.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-10-27T10:20:07+00:00

They were fine with riding the train of frankfurt-school societal deconstruction to their own benefit

Who,lesbians? Are you serious dude ? Just because a minority of ivory tower academics like Butler (who is bisexual BTW) endorsed this bullshit ideology,that does not mean lesbians endorsed it en masse. And pray tell what benefit does post modernist queer theory offers lesbians???

MyLongestJourney · 2021-10-27T10:17:05+00:00

Dude.They came for us FIRST.The TRA attacked lesbians first. This shit is going on since 2012.At least.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-09-21T19:55:01+00:00

Ah,the always reliable pullthings_out_of_my_own@ss methodology.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-09-15T12:53:10+00:00

Where is that emoji? Ah,there it is : 🤮

MyLongestJourney · 2021-09-15T11:29:16+00:00

Thank goodness covid happened and women realized how awful having husbands really is for them and their mental health. They've been reading about "comphet" and the infamous "lesbian masterdoc" and coming out as late bloomers. 😁 the rise of wives/moms leaving their straight lives and being with women is finally happening! A radfem's dream.

Wat.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-07-30T18:23:38+00:00

"Ok,you are not a lesbian".

MyLongestJourney · 2021-07-11T09:56:01+00:00

Askgaybross has a big target painted on it for telling it like it is. It will be interesting to see if they manage to get it banned,which I imagine won't go well for them. Gay men who did not give a shit for lesbians losing their spaces to TRAs,may get peaked a bit.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-07-10T21:29:14+00:00

I’m blue, my wife is brown and we have a blue child

Congratulations on your little smurf!

MyLongestJourney · 2021-07-03T19:10:26+00:00

Are we sure those girls are female ?

MyLongestJourney · 2021-06-06T20:32:18+00:00

My ironymeter exploded.

MyLongestJourney · 2021-05-28T23:46:48+00:00

The more I read your comments,the more I am convinced you are a man.

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