Should the "funny" vote be called the "fun" vote? by magnora7 in AskSaidIt

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I'm for fun change! It's less degrading sounding as funny.

Entertaining is a bit hard to convey in the current emoji and may overlap too much with insightful.

We can even explain it to the Germans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZFwMwQdvQM

Saidit is becoming an echo chamber by wizzwizz4 in SaidIt

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Papers, please!

Shopworker stole £1,500 worth of scratchcards — and didn't win ANYTHING by StalwartJames in NotTheOnion

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Gambling is a scam for the poor!

Programmers know whats up! by useless_aether in funny

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It's actually not even funny so true.

I'm sick of hearing that Canadians are "nice"! by Dr_Funkenstein in VigtesSickofThisShit

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Is this apology True though?

{get it? Trudeau :P} [I hope it work phonetically]

Saidit is becoming an echo chamber by wizzwizz4 in SaidIt

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SnitchedIt

CNN

ISeeWhatYouDidThere

MissFiredInformation

FriendlyFire

ArchonGeneral

Disinformation

BadVibrations

2019-02-19 = PREPARE FOR THE NEW RELIGION! by JasonCarswell in Religion

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New Faith: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75MjB2cn8J0

From 'God Hates Us All' which is the ninth studio album by American thrash metal band Slayer. Released on September 11, 2001

Keep putting the company first, just one more time... by magnora7 in LateStageCapitalism

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I part time (well really really part time, 1-2 a month) with a small company and I was called in one day when they were having their annual 'counting and comparing products' which is four huge (all take about 5-10 minutes each to load in excel, mental!) excel sheets that need to be compared. The best thing was they did manual JOIN ON operations and none of the list had the same identifier, so you needed all four searched and well, a mess. It usually took 2 people about 3 full work weeks to comb through.

I saw that, asked for the files, put them on my USB and at home I and I spend about 30 minutes conjuring up a .jar that did it all (I used a reduced data set for testing because in the end it took well over 40 minutes to run it all).

The next day i dropped by for a surprise visit and since then I get a lot of vacation money (vacation money is like 50-100% of your monthly earnings paid out once a year in the summer or winter) but I barely work there, still my vacation pay out is four digits clean (monthly earning 2-3 digits :p). Also with Christmas I get beer send to me with a gift card. And I get called for advise (barely 30min conversations) and the next paycheck features an extra work day.

[I did revise the 'script' once when I got my first vacation money so the code-gods could be proud again, the first incarnation was a 30-minutes sloppy job]

So yeah, with small companies that girl wouldn't take the ball away. {And yes I know, I'm still 99% cheaper than hiring a consultant}

Dutch former anti-Muslim politician converts to Islam [Yes, already the 2nd to go muslim] by Mnemonic in Europe

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He's also publicizing a book about his story on how he converted after reading 2 chapters of the Quran.

Fun-facts: He comes from orthodox Protestant community, went to the PVV (see article), split from the PVV and formed VNL (Voor Nederlands {Pro The Netherlands loosy translated}). With VNL they lost hard, when interviewed during those elections This guy held up Ayn rand's Atlas shrugged up ast 'the bible for me' (Guess he already broke hard with his former community).

THEN he wanted to write and anti-islam book (like some many already on the market, he probably needed money) and while researching it became a muslim.

I can only conclude he did it for the money and This guy is crazy enough to come back within a year claiming it was 'an undercover op'.

I have no respect for the sand-religions (all three), but this is some serious disrespect. It's like going to a funeral because of the coffee and cake.

This place seems cool, but I dont really think this is a suitable free speech alternative to reddit. by notabugtest in SaidIt

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I've been one ;)

Programmers know whats up! by useless_aether in funny

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If you can work with the magics schools of vim or emacs You know everything is a blated GUI shitfest and to stay away from it. Getting up and changing the thermostat, searching for the TV remote and going out to talk to people about they day/life is the much needed exercise we desk sitters need.

I don't do sports, but I'm more outdoors than iphone hipsters who travel a lot but basically travel to another (EU) country to sit in a starbucks for wifi to watch/dl netflix.

A x220 thinkpad, 2006 desktop, raspberry pi, S5 smartphone (de-googled, 7Euro a month service fee for 1500MB internet and unlimited calls) and a ps3 are my gadgets. They all 'help' me in their intended way and don't burden me with unnecessary bloat (except the desktop running windows only for games, tricked microsoft int accepting a burner gmail-account to have my win8-10 account info, very clever/funny names on there).

It's all about real luxury, having to go through some fancy-pansy gui app to change the temperature is SO MUCH MORE of a hassle than doing it the old way and you're stuck when there is an internet outage..

If you can't find within 30 minutes of search and coding a suitable script to manage it.. it ain't 'high'-tech it's bloat ware that gives you more head-trauma than doing it manually.

Perkele - Mistakes by Entropick in music

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Perkele, I know that word from this cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGtXlBbWeB4

Cause you lose all.. PERKELE!

Means devil and is a popular profanity in Finland.