I thought the pitchfork people and the torch people were one in the same? by [deleted] in politics

[–]Merkava_Smasher 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

What you simply don't understand, perchance, is that torch people are far more likely to be unjustly pilloried than yon fair pitchfork people! I have naught a single writ to prove this, nevertheless, yon uprising must focus solely upon them, and fain even target only yon pitchfork homes and businesses perforce, for they are behind the evils of the King! #TorchLivesShallBeValuedAsThatOfGold