Who are your favorite trans porn stars? by belng-poisoned in AskSaidIt

[–]Megatron95 8 insightful - 8 fun8 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

In no order of preference: u/socks, u/Actually_Not, u/Site_rly_sux, u/dingleberries, u/HughJanus, u/SuqMadiq. Thank you for being bold and brave and taking cumshots and anal roughing like real pros! This Bud Light's for you!!!

What say you ladies? by BenitoGreen99 in TumblrInAction

[–]Megatron95 4 insightful - 8 fun4 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

I'm a straight male and I'm kinda turned on. Something about those bushy eyebrows and the dead look in his eyes.

Post the name of the SAIDIT member you most like. by [deleted] in SaidIt

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I'll tell you who I hate. That idiot /u/optimus85 with his low-effort submissions. Go back to Cybertron muthafucka!

Anyone else still winning NNN? by LarrySwinger2 in whatever

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I jerked off while eating BBQ peanuts so it's a double disqualification for me.

This oil-disposal tip was in Popular Science magazine in 1963 by Musky in whatever

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Always follow the Science, wherever it may lead you.

Is socks stupid? by Gravi in AskSaidIt

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He's the shit you scrape off the sole of your shoe.

Looks like a Jew, but when the words come out... by Alphix in whatever

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I had a black classmate in high school form Haiti and sometimes we'd eat together in the cafeteria during lunch breaks with a couple of other classmates.

Our French teacher happened to be sitting close to us and he says to me: ''Walk up to her and offer her 10$ for a titty fuck.'.

i laughed so hard chocolate milk was shooting out of my nose. True story.

[Glownigger Alert] Socks is still making alt accounts and trying to blend in with insincere opinions and self-voting. u/FakeHistory, u/Site_rly_sucks, u/ActuallyNot, u/dicknipples etc... They are all alts that post around the same time, have the same writing style and repeat the same propaganda. by EternalSunset in SaidIt

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There might be more than one person behind those alts but their tactics, sources and rhetoric are similar. La unica cosa que yo sé es que son cabrones.

What say you ladies? by BenitoGreen99 in TumblrInAction

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Nope. This is as far as I'm willing to go with this joke. I don't think I could trust this guy with rocks.

Ground Muskrat by [deleted] in whatever

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''Not for human consumption.'' Bummer.

Cast iron is the best cooking surface by Oyveygoyim in whatever

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I use an old teflon pan with the coating chipping away. It's like flakes of pepper in your food except...Wait, what's this thread about again?

Happy Halloween, Welcome to the Spooky Abandoned Forum! by Musky in whatever

[–]Megatron95 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Saidit is a zombie at this point. Technically dead but still going...

The decline of intelligence on Saidit by [deleted] in memes

[–]Megatron95 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Sshhhh! You'll trigger the shills.

Putin has fled, his war is over, happy Wagnerites pull tankist burnouts to celebrate the capture of Rostov city by Site_rly_sux in WorldNews

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Could be different persons but they stink the same.

Jason is right, Saidit will never grow. At least in its current state. by bucetao6969 in SaidIt

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Reddit didn't rely on migrations from other websites to grow,

The 2010 Digg migration

FlatuLess - AI Made TV Commercial by Zapped in funny

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Side effects may include: floppy wiener, water poop and no more alive. I'll stick with the windy bottom thank you.

Double standard by Oyveygoyim in politics

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Should I chuck my Herschel backpack?

Official Gov’t Docs Expose Michelle Obama’s 14 Year History as a Man by Alphix in politics

[–]Megatron95 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Calm your tits. Just take a long shower and wash away the shame like in 'The Crying Game'.

WEF PSYCHOPATHS STILL HUSTLING A NONEXISTENT PANDEMIC by BISH in WorldPolitics

[–]Megatron95 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Weak.

WEF PSYCHOPATHS STILL HUSTLING A NONEXISTENT PANDEMIC by BISH in WorldPolitics

[–]Megatron95 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

And you're a stupid fuck on Saidit. What's your point?

Asking for your opinions on Rabbit Hole by LarrySwinger2 in AskSaidIt

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It needs more functionality and the interface is a little off-putting but at least you're providing an alternative. Maybe it needs more boob pics? That would draw u/musky possibly...

My ideas for fixing Saidit by LarrySwinger2 in SaidIt

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When the SHTF...Would that be January 23rd?

My ideas for fixing Saidit by LarrySwinger2 in SaidIt

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I am Le Canuck and Canada needs some TLC right now. I used to be u/Optimus85 but changed my handle since I'm angrier now. ( •̀ •́ )

Important Announcement by Mognora7 in whatever

[–]Megatron95 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I'd mail you my unwashed underwear but they're vintage Fruit Of The Loom from the 80s and insuring them for shipping purposes is just too expensive.

Black women most likely to die in medieval London plague by jet199 in NotTheOnion

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Have you ever put cream and brown sugar in your cream of wheat? Delicious. I felt like the chef on the box with his confident smile approved.

It's LarrySwinger2 appreciation day. What present are you all giving me? by LarrySwinger2 in SaidIt

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A year-long subscription to Readers' Digest.

My pic captured some nice details on a grasshopper by Musky in pics

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Are you gonna roast it and eat it? Bill Gates says they taste like peanut butter.

French children used to be given wine daily by Musky in TIL

[–]Megatron95 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Half a liter(10.56688 pint US) of wine? Holy shit. I wouldn't have made it past lunch.

Mum died during competition to get as many marshmallows in her mouth as possible by [deleted] in whatever

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nigger by ionlysaynigger in whatever

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He looks badass IMHO.

Biden will accelerate the end of the war: Sending ATACMS to further demilitarize the aggressor by Site_rly_sux in Antiwar

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Better a snowflake than a shit stain.

Biden will accelerate the end of the war: Sending ATACMS to further demilitarize the aggressor by Site_rly_sux in Antiwar

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Seconded.

What’s the worst thing to say after sex? by IkeConn in AskSaidIt

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Already?

After 30 Years, Linux Finally Hits 3% Market Share by boston_blackie in Linux

[–]Megatron95 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

They made gaming on Linux a viable option.

Reddit blackout from 12th to 14th June. by [deleted] in whatever

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Don't waste your time on that idiot. He's a known shill/detractor.

Boycott "pride month" by Oyveygoyim in politics

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Employees shouldn't have to pay for their employer's policies. As a former grocery store clerk, that's a bit of a dick move.

How would you reorganize our SaidIt community? by JasonCarswell in SaidItCommunity

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Jason, I like the fact that you give a shit, but as far as Saidit goes, you're beating a dead horse.

The Dutch police have asked people not to share this video. Any idea why? by Oyveygoyim in whatever

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Oh the irony...

Government then and now by [deleted] in memes

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Fuck off!!!

Whats the best detergent to get vaseline stains out of underwear? by QuestionabIe in AskSaidIt

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OMG! We've been bamboozled!

Scientists At Budweiser Attempt To Discover How Many Beers It Would Take For Dylan Mulvaney To Pass As A Woman by BISH in WorldNews

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4 LSD blotters.

Beverage Pretending To Be Beer Features Man Pretending To Be Woman by BISH in WorldNews

[–]Megatron95 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

IPA and fairy dust help with my dilation.

Whats the best detergent to get vaseline stains out of underwear? by QuestionabIe in AskSaidIt

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https://www.thespruce.com/remove-ointment-stains-from-clothes-2146976

Happy? I have to delete my browsing history now.

Doctors find a cockroach in the VAGINA of woman who went to hospital complaining of an 'extremely strange' feeling in her private parts by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]Megatron95 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Can you imagine going down on that girl and swallowing a cockroach? Beaver eating with added protein.

Tomorrow is Melody's birthday by Musky in whatever

[–]Megatron95 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It seems like a sausage fest most of the time though. I don't care. I'm here for the subversive content, not social interactions.

Tomorrow is Melody's birthday by Musky in whatever

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This site feels like the Smurfs village; 100 Smurfs and 1 Smurfette. Keep your smurfs in your pants for fuck's sake!

Condom airlock for fermentation by Musky in pics

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Looks like your girlfriend doesn't need you anymore.

Hang around with animals and .... 12 year old "girl" gets sucker punched by agent_pecan in lowiqniggers

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And a black dude ran after the attacker and another assisted the victim so it's not as black and white as you make it seem. The attacker's mom turned him in as well. I'm not a proponent of thug culture but I don't like generalisations like this.

Anyone else here block u/sneako? by 1Icemonkey in AskSaidIt

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Yes and yes.

D3 by Musky in whatever

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Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.

WEF PSYCHOPATHS STILL HUSTLING A NONEXISTENT PANDEMIC by BISH in WorldPolitics

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He's a mediocre shill at that.

WEF PSYCHOPATHS STILL HUSTLING A NONEXISTENT PANDEMIC by BISH in WorldPolitics

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Just go away and you'll be doing everyone a favour.

The word is that /u/being-poison suicided by gunshot by CarCrusher in whatever

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It must be tiring logging in and out of your accounts all the time.

Ukrainian MP spews more propaganda lies by [deleted] in propaganda

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Those mental gymnastics must be exhausting.

‘Woke’ people more likely to be unhappy, anxious and depressed, new study suggests by P-38lightning in news

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Please tell me your hair's dyed blue, have tattoos and piercings in things that shouldn't be pierced nor inked and have a neo-vagina. You're probably anxious because your workplace's men washroom doesn't have a tampon dispenser and they wrote your deadname ''Spanky'' on your employee badge.

Dear black people of Saidit, which race get the soft N word pass by Reddit-mod in AskSaidIt

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Boston_Blackie?

My ideas for fixing Saidit by LarrySwinger2 in SaidIt

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Not really. It's mostly nostalgia.

My ideas for fixing Saidit by LarrySwinger2 in SaidIt

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Yeah, the American electoral process isn't something I'm super well-versed in. But it makes for an entertaining spectacle.

My ideas for fixing Saidit by LarrySwinger2 in SaidIt

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Thank you!

My ideas for fixing Saidit by LarrySwinger2 in SaidIt

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I incorrectly assumed US elections were being held on January 23rd. I thought I heard it in a Nikki Haley or Howard Dean electoral commercial.

MY NAME IS THOMAS THE ASS EXPERT by thomastheassexpert in Introductions

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Thomass?

Filthy Jews Crawl Out of Tunnels with Shit stained Mattresses and Get Pepper Sprayed by NYPD by send_nasty_stuff in debatealtright

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That makes sense. It's still the funniest and weirdest shit I've seen in a while.

Filthy Jews Crawl Out of Tunnels with Shit stained Mattresses and Get Pepper Sprayed by NYPD by send_nasty_stuff in debatealtright

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I guess X deemed it as ''anti-semitic''. Too bad, that was quite epic. Reminds me of a time when I was working in a grocery store and went to the restroom(for customers as well) for a piss and saw a Hassidic jew bolt out of the stall he just stunk up and exited without washing his hands. Maybe the soap wasn't Kosher...I dunno.

One for the autistic audience (Pong's final form) by Tom_Bombadil in whatever

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We have reached the peak of Civilization.

Me, when trying to figure out alts around here by Zapped in whatever

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Two hints: Kobayashi and a backwards-speaking midget.

Miss You Mushu by Megatron95 in cats

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About five years ago. I loved that cat so much. I remember when we got him(he was already 2 years old), poor thing hid in the closet for three days. But he warmed up to me pretty quickly. Not long after, he would demand cuddles when I got back from work by meowing endlessly while leading me to the couch, jumping on it and purring loudly. Awesome little cuddle buddy.

Can pooping the wrong way give you CANCER? by [deleted] in whatever

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I scoop it out with a wooden spoon. Am i doing it right?