Using the word 'muggle' is now transphobic

JulienMayfair · 2021-04-24T17:00:42+00:00

Drag Racial Dolezal

JulienMayfair · 2021-09-08T19:35:29+00:00

And then my trans man boyfriend blew his load in my mouth . . .

. . . said no one ever.

JulienMayfair · 2021-06-07T02:19:27+00:00

I mean for me anyone showing me their genitals at that much of an early stage is a firm no.

Yeah, gay men NEVER send dick pics or general nudes to each other before meeting in person for the first time. Absolutely unheard-of. We'd NEVER rent a room in a bathhouse and lie there naked while others stroll by to inspect the goods and offer their own. We're all much too high-minded for that sort of behavior.

What do you want to bet we'd find that this queen's private messages aren't quite as noble as her tweets?

JulienMayfair · 2021-04-24T01:24:09+00:00

Maybe RuPaul will run as the Democratic candidate. If there's a run-off, they can Lip-Synch For Your Life.

JulienMayfair · 2021-10-26T18:46:41+00:00

It's the only genuinely stereotypically male thing they do -- exaggerate their sexual exploits.

JulienMayfair · 2021-09-16T00:49:38+00:00

I think non-binary has run its course as a trend. Everyone is tired of it. It's like some tired dance craze that now clears the dance floor, the Macarena of identities.

JulienMayfair · 2020-12-01T19:00:33+00:00

I wonder if her wife will now have to come out as bi/straight.

I just googled her, and the wife (Emma Portner) looks a good deal more manly than Page.

My prediction: They will both transition and will insist that everyone refer to them as a gay male couple.

JulienMayfair · 2021-07-18T16:39:24+00:00

Nothing says "he/him" like a halter top, breasts, and obviously female facial features.

JulienMayfair · 2021-03-11T20:05:34+00:00

You really should try some of my peanut butter.

I guess your peanut butter has the right mouthfeel . . . ;-)

JulienMayfair · 2022-05-11T21:20:46+00:00

at one time baking your period blood into bread and then burning it to ash would reveal who God wanted you to shag

Has anyone compared that method statistically to online dating?

JulienMayfair · 2021-04-10T18:24:29+00:00

So . . . to accommodate trans people, we have to decorate our gyms in the style of a 19th C. home in mourning with all the mirrors covered with black cloth.

JulienMayfair · 2022-01-04T15:47:20+00:00

Remember, facts are transphobic.

JulienMayfair · 2021-08-01T23:05:49+00:00

I heard white supremacy killed the dinosaurs.

JulienMayfair · 2021-04-12T22:46:31+00:00

Fine. I'm a horrible cis white gay man. We're all evil, so evil in fact, that you shouldn't have any sexual interest in us whatsoever. Sleeping with us would be sleeping with the enemy. You should stay as far away from all of us as humanly possible. Deal?

JulienMayfair · 2020-07-14T20:33:02+00:00

"You're going to regret this."

Oh, believe me, we do.

JulienMayfair · 2022-04-29T23:54:37+00:00

LGBT+ training . . .

Interesting. I got all my gay training all on my own.

JulienMayfair · 2021-12-23T21:15:49+00:00

These days, any time someone starts off with any phrase containing the word 'reminder,' you know that a torrent of bullshit is about to follow.

JulienMayfair · 2021-08-23T11:16:18+00:00

Unfortunately, you can't transition from stupid to smart.

JulienMayfair · 2021-05-14T14:03:08+00:00

go fuck themselves

Which is the solution to their problem.

JulienMayfair · 2020-09-18T01:09:02+00:00

Trans: "I need $50,000 worth of surgery to change my genitals to make me feel better."

Trans: "If you care about genitals, you are disgusting and need to be sent to genital reeducation camp!"

JulienMayfair · 2020-07-17T19:10:10+00:00

Madonna was on tour at the time, so she couldn't be reached . . .

JulienMayfair · 2022-05-07T14:18:53+00:00

Me at 20: Still a girl, still want to be in a gay relationship with a boy, still at war with reality.

JulienMayfair · 2022-04-14T13:47:47+00:00

This was my favorite eye-roller:

it sounds like your gf was with you on the assumption that you are a girl

Yes, how stupid of this girlfriend to assume that a female human being was a girl!

Can they not even hear how nuts they sound?

JulienMayfair · 2021-08-14T01:55:29+00:00

I'm reminded once again of a memorable quote: "Transgender people are, perhaps, the only oppressed people in history who consider themselves oppressed because their purported oppressors won't fuck them."

JulienMayfair · 2021-03-23T21:54:03+00:00

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain -- or the wig.

JulienMayfair · 2020-07-15T15:34:39+00:00

The only benefit of the non-binary label is as a warning flag to others to keep your distance.

JulienMayfair · 2023-06-09T13:12:06+00:00

It's so heartwarming when two heterosexuals find the right kink.

JulienMayfair · 2022-09-29T14:05:27+00:00

One of my former colleagues, a teacher, said, "I just let the kids take the lead on this stuff."

How's that working out?

JulienMayfair · 2022-01-07T22:47:53+00:00

Breaking News: In a shocking turn of events, heterosexual sex results in pregnancy!!

JulienMayfair · 2022-01-03T21:49:57+00:00

. . . or imaginary.

JulienMayfair · 2021-10-03T04:42:47+00:00

Well, maybe Luke Evans.

But as I've said for the last decade, the best James Bond these days is Sterling Archer.

JulienMayfair · 2021-09-20T19:46:03+00:00

Dear Not Queer Guy,

Run away. Fast. Save yourself.

JulienMayfair · 2021-04-14T15:12:26+00:00

His porn career must not be paying enough.

Edit: I googled his porn videos, and he mostly seems to be a top, telling some kid, "Take that fucking dick." Because we know that's one of those things women say . . .

JulienMayfair · 2021-03-03T14:20:53+00:00

Some cats like to play fetch. Therefore, some cats are dogs.

JulienMayfair · 2020-12-01T18:55:28+00:00

It's amazing how quickly they retcon someone's entire career to the point where an account of it now reads like the female characters she played were played by a man in drag.

JulienMayfair · 2020-10-02T17:36:03+00:00

Also, this person's online photo is Defund The Police, but if All Cops Are Bastards, what about the Thought Police?

JulienMayfair · 2020-08-06T19:24:01+00:00

I love my cast iron skillet, but I'm not sexually attracted to it.

JulienMayfair · 2022-10-13T14:05:13+00:00

Do I have to memorize all these? Will there be a quiz?

JulienMayfair · 2022-10-03T17:18:55+00:00

I always go to r/AskJewish when I want to find the best pork BBQ recipes ;-)

JulienMayfair · 2022-07-06T12:09:34+00:00

No, that's "ableism." You can't show up for work on time because your agoraphobia is being worsened by your hormone treatments.

JulienMayfair · 2022-05-31T01:04:57+00:00

And yet, when you look at the gay porn images that get the most upvotes on Reddit, they all seem to have one thing in common. Yes, you guessed correctly. It's dick.

JulienMayfair · 2022-04-10T15:32:13+00:00

I can feel pity for someone who's neither attractive as a woman or as a man, but that's about the extent of my sympathy.

JulienMayfair · 2022-03-29T15:00:56+00:00

With the hot pink hair, you already know the content.

JulienMayfair · 2021-12-05T00:50:16+00:00

How did not wanting to have sex with human beings from one community in particular become a legitimate preference?

I think my brain just short-circuited. How can someone write something this absurd and not realize the absurdity of it? How did we get to the point where someone not being sexually attracted to you is a civil rights issue? Is this the autism talking? Or is it more pathological narcissism? I mean, I know someone with Asperger's and have seen him struggle to understand other people's feelings, but this is some truly next-level emotional illiteracy at work.

In any event, JUST KEEP TALKING, SWEETHEART. You're only digging yourself a deeper hole, and not one I'm interested in getting anywhere near.

NO ONE IS ENTITLED TO HAVING OTHER PEOPLE WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

JulienMayfair · 2021-09-04T14:46:11+00:00

"Which one of these does not match the others?"

JulienMayfair · 2021-05-05T02:22:39+00:00

Remember on the old Star Trek when they cause a computer to have a nervous breakdown by trying to make it resolve contradictory data? That's how this shit makes me feel.

JulienMayfair · 2021-04-09T01:28:55+00:00

The difference is that the tree can actually do it and not just make everyone call it something they know it will never be.

JulienMayfair · 2021-03-04T01:08:10+00:00

Did you see the video of him swinging his own erection around?

"I'm MTF trans, and here's my throbbing feminine penis for everyone to see."

. . . because we know that's what lesbians are into.

JulienMayfair · 2020-12-04T15:51:06+00:00

Apparently all there is to being a woman is having long hair and wearing dresses and makeup. Who knew!

JulienMayfair · 2020-10-21T00:50:01+00:00

If true, good. I'll just leverage my privilege and double-down on my toxicity. Maybe they'll leave.

JulienMayfair · 2020-10-08T00:04:11+00:00

Yay, I finally fit in somewhere. Woo-hoo.

JulienMayfair · 2020-08-29T00:18:25+00:00

I wonder . . . did anyone ever consider that naming a trans advocacy organization after an imaginary creature that doesn't exist in the real world might send the wrong message?

JulienMayfair · 2023-05-05T00:51:01+00:00

This is basically why Marsha P. Johnson dressed in drag to work as a prostitute. He says as much on camera.

It's not gay if one of you is wearing a wig, pantyhose, and makeup. No homo. [eyeroll]

JulienMayfair · 2022-12-03T01:33:34+00:00

I identify as Yo' Mama.

JulienMayfair · 2022-09-11T18:07:14+00:00

Does 'W' stand for "Whatever we think up next"?

JulienMayfair · 2022-05-09T18:44:14+00:00

2000: "Mom, can you help me with my algebra homework?"

2022: "Mom, can you buy me a dildo and some lube?"

JulienMayfair · 2022-04-27T01:08:40+00:00

Watch Magdalen Berns' (RIP) epic takedown of this bearded lady:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkK7zisjoDk

JulienMayfair · 2022-04-19T16:57:50+00:00

In addition to being a virgin, I'm guessing this poster has never looked at what gets upvoted on gay porn subreddits.

JulienMayfair · 2022-04-07T13:48:07+00:00

. . . when you can read every comment and think, "No man, gay or straight, wrote any of these comments, and you can tell just from the comments themselves."

JulienMayfair · 2022-01-03T21:49:40+00:00

I think she must not have been very good in math class. She was conventionally attractive and had a dating pool of ~half the population. Now it's down to ~13% of ~3% of the population.

At that point, my response is that I"m not responsible for the consequences of bad decisions she's made.

JulienMayfair · 2021-10-22T14:39:39+00:00

"PinkNews in snit . . . "

Means it's a day of the week that ends in 'y.' ;-)

JulienMayfair · 2021-03-25T19:45:12+00:00

. . . and we got it from TERFs, but we confirmed it independently, so it's no longer terfy.

JulienMayfair · 2021-03-11T16:37:26+00:00

But like.......isn't that ultimately how all sexualities work.

Exactly. All desire is exclusionary because you want one thing and not another.

Who demands that you like all flavors of ice cream equally? Maybe peanut butter ice cream just doesn't appeal to me. The TRA response would be, "YOU HAVE TO BE OPEN TO EATING PEANUT BUTTER ICE CREAM. NOT BEING OPEN TO EATING PEANUT BUTTER ICE CREAM IS HATEFUL AND PEANUT-PHOBIC!"

JulienMayfair · 2020-12-26T03:25:16+00:00

That subreddit fell to gender ideology and long time ago, and yes, the irony is not lost.

JulienMayfair · 2020-12-17T02:45:45+00:00

"cis gay men . . . start watching your backs"

ROTFL I came out in the 1980s. I dealt with the Religious Right at the height of its power and lived through the entire AIDS Crisis. Bitter trans guys really do not scare me one bit.

JulienMayfair · 2020-10-19T00:11:53+00:00

So I guess when they have the impromptu sex scene in the tent, the trans-man lead will have to excuse himself to find his strap-on.

JulienMayfair · 2020-10-05T03:35:22+00:00

I really just want an online community that accepts me and my body as it is and treats me like any other gay man.

Oh honey . . . they are treating you like any other gay man -- in a culture where there's a premium (whether or not there should be) on having a masculine physique and a dick.

I really just want a rich, hot, well-educated guy with several vacation homes to show up out of the blue tomorrow and ask me to marry him, but, to be honest, I probably have better odds than she does.

JulienMayfair · 2020-10-05T03:25:36+00:00

She also clearly lacks male socialization, which is why she's so offended by gay men acting like . . . well, gay men.

Or, as I've sometimes said, "Yes, men are pigs, but some of us like pork."

JulienMayfair · 2020-09-30T18:37:31+00:00

Update: And now the T there are playing the "This is making me feel unsafe, and I may have to leave" card. What crybullies they are. One the one hand, they've maneuvered themselves into mod positions where they can ban anyone they like, but on the other, they have to play the victim whenever someone doesn't kiss their asses.

Edit: And now they've dragged racism (Strategy #2) into it, even though no one on the gay side mentioned race.

And here comes Strategy #3: Denounce anyone who disagrees with you as having "archaic ideas about gender." No has told anyone else that they need to educate themselves -- yet. The TQ+ congratulate themselves on being so sophisticated.

Edit 2: The shit is now flying so fast that even the TQ+ are attacking each other. One said that he thought gay men who wanted gay male only spaces should just so somewhere else. Another one attacked him asking if that meant he thought it would be OK to have a whites only group. (I guess by implication, the second guy is saying that it's not even OK for gay men to leave the group; they have to stay there and support the TQ+ even while they're being told to shut up.) The first attacked back saying that the second had a toxic need to "school" people even though they are basically on the same side.

Edit 3: Now lots of people are commenting on "how toxic this group is." They're not wrong, but they probably won't have the courage to say that the toxicity came in with the drive to be inclusive and centering of the QT+.

Edit 4: There are now 449 (!) posts on this one thread with people going back and forth, mostly trashing each other. I think one of the myths underlying the whole mess is that there is something known as the LGBTQIA+++ community. No, it's not a community. It's a bunch of people whose interests don't really align, and if you force them together, the only way to do it is by actively silencing dissent.

Edit 5: And speaking of actively silencing dissent, the Mod Police are now on the scene with this comment:

Hey, Moderator here. Just a reminder to flag transphobic and transexclusionary comments. They go against or community guidelines and have no place here. We don’t know they’re there if you don’t flag them for us. Thanks for your help!

Gotta ban the wrongthinkers.

JulienMayfair · 2020-07-18T14:20:22+00:00

He told me he found it demeaning because it was “what was used to describe us a mental illness” at one point.

Yet he probably embraces 'queer.'

JulienMayfair · 2023-11-09T16:21:39+00:00

"Hi, I'm an overweight, conventionally-unattractive woman who's decided to become non-binary because I'm otherwise of little interest to anyone for any reason."

JulienMayfair · 2023-06-20T13:45:09+00:00

In years past, they just went into the priesthood . . .

JulienMayfair · 2023-06-03T03:01:09+00:00

Imagine when they try to explain sexual reproduction to this child.

JulienMayfair · 2023-05-19T00:43:31+00:00

The main benefit of people labeling themselves non-binary is that it gives you advance warning that they are mentally unwell.

JulienMayfair · 2023-04-22T04:07:00+00:00

Well, I think it was 13% in one poll, but it's still a small minority.

But as for this part:

i've realised that most of them either just see you as a woman, or they fetishise you. 99% of the ppl i've been with, this was the pattern

I guess it wasn't mentioned in the brochure.

JulienMayfair · 2023-04-11T13:24:16+00:00

people who are just trying to live their lives in peace with basic human decency and respect.

Now, suck my girldick, you transphobe, and be happy that you're losing to me in that cycling race. Oh, and if you dare to dissent, I'll physically assault you, sent you death/rape threats, and do my best to have you fired.

JulienMayfair · 2023-02-08T02:19:20+00:00

"Oh yeah, and I've spent the last few years watching yaoi porn while frantically masturbating."

JulienMayfair · 2023-01-18T13:22:42+00:00

you can just be quiet

Meanwhile, on trans guy forums, "Cis gays are the worst!"

JulienMayfair · 2023-01-17T19:25:49+00:00

Oh dear . . . does Sam Smith have a stylist? If so, just go all the way and get the Viking helmet with horns.

And as I've said many times before, no one corresponds 100% to masculine or feminine stereotypes; thus, everyone is non-binary, and it's a meaningless category.

JulienMayfair · 2022-09-29T14:18:39+00:00

"Be yourself . . . by becoming a clone of every other pink-haired identity fashionista out there."

JulienMayfair · 2022-07-06T16:56:02+00:00

As a gay man myself, I read that thinking, "Other than Anne Rice, what is any of this stuff she's talking about?"

JulienMayfair · 2022-05-31T03:14:22+00:00

I just checked GayBrosGoneWild's top rated posts of all time, and, yes, as expected, dick. Lots and lots of dick of the XY chromosome variety.

JulienMayfair · 2022-05-12T13:52:03+00:00

But, but, weren't they all priests and shamans??? ;-)

This is exactly the sort of real scholarship we need, debunking wild gender claims. Of course, Canadian TRAs will almost certainly try to get him fired if they read this. They're probably organizing protests already.

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