A Message from your Totalitarian State: "Get NewsGuard for your browser today. NewsGuard’s trained journalists assess news websites for credibility and transparency." by salvia_d in conspiracy

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 6 funny3 insightful - 5 funny4 insightful - 6 funny -  (0 children)

I dunno guys,

It looks legit and authoritative to me - but this post is in the conspiracy sub - so now I don't know what to think anymore.

Good thing there's "NewsGuard" for your browser!

UK Plan to require ID for all online porn from April ‘to go ahead’ – with all porn sites requiring credit card details or government-issued ID by useless_aether in privacy

[–]JasonCarswell 5 insightful - 5 funny5 insightful - 4 funny6 insightful - 5 funny -  (0 children)

WTF?

Reminds me of Australia's effort to ban all porn with small tits because it's too close to children. Big floppers for everyone! (and nothing else!)

Would you buy SaidIt merch? by JasonCarswell in SaidItSurveys

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 5 funny2 insightful - 4 funny3 insightful - 5 funny -  (0 children)

Correct.

I meant to ask, "Would you fund a SaidIt mercenary or few to be magnora7's personal bodyguard(s) and to do d3rr's nefarious biddings?"

Do not mistake my question for something as trivial as, "Would you buy SaidIt merchandise to help support the website?"

That would be silly.

MFW I tried the new saidit app by OldManCorley in SaidIt

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 5 funny2 insightful - 4 funny3 insightful - 5 funny -  (0 children)

How'd you find my grade five photo? Who's thumb is that?

The Cult Of Baal Map - Dylan Louis Monroe - truther art by JasonCarswell in Art

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 4 funny2 insightful - 3 funny3 insightful - 4 funny -  (0 children)

Just download the PDF and print it out. Keep it in your secret place with your animal skulls and cheese pizza handkerchief maps.

We Believe: The Best Men Can Be | Gillette (Short Film) HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. GET. IN. HERE. by Vigte in videos

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 4 funny2 insightful - 3 funny3 insightful - 4 funny -  (0 children)

Maybe all you aggressive evil men/boys just need to take some tranquilizing anti-depressants to control your outrageous sissygender.

Jewish Senator Introduces Law To Imprison Americans For Criticizing Israel by SundogsPlace in SundogsPlace

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 4 funny2 insightful - 3 funny3 insightful - 4 funny -  (0 children)

That's how they prevent war between the USA and Israel. That's why Israel would never attack America, or even an American ship, ever. Not even once. Well, maybe just once... or twice... or...

SaidIt Survey : Which is worse - the thought police or the tax man? by JasonCarswell in SaidItSurveys

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 3 insightful - 4 funny3 insightful - 3 funny4 insightful - 4 funny -  (0 children)

They hate us for our free dumbs.

Data Shows Illegal Aliens Kill More People Each Year In the U.S. Than AR-15s by SundogsPlace in SundogsPlace

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 4 funny2 insightful - 3 funny3 insightful - 4 funny -  (0 children)

Is she saying that we should use AR-15s on illegal aliens because no one is keeping track?

Well-Preserved Sphinx Statue Found in Egyptian Temple by Vigte in history

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 funny3 insightful - 3 funny4 insightful - 4 funny -  (0 children)

What people don't realize is that there are more sphinx heads inside, smaller, layer by layer, just like Russian dolls because Russiagate is actually thousands of years old.

The Who - I Can See For Miles by magnora7 in music

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 funny3 insightful - 3 funny4 insightful - 4 funny -  (0 children)

Driving from San Francisco to Los Angeles (then to Joshua Tree and back) much of it is the endless suburban nightmare sprawl so I was singing "I can see four malls, and malls, and malls..."

Saidit.net Canary #2 by magnora7 in SaiditCanary

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 4 funny1 insightful - 3 funny2 insightful - 4 funny -  (0 children)

Try harder!

Oppression by Orangutan in whatever

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 funny2 insightful - 2 funny3 insightful - 3 funny -  (0 children)

A+++

My "freedom" is killing me.

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of convenience and comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." - Martin Luther King, Jr. by magnora7 in quotes

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 funny2 insightful - 2 funny3 insightful - 3 funny -  (0 children)

Bernie Sanders doesn't stand for anything in the face of corruption.

Every episode of Tin Foil Hat seems to be on BitChute under "MRTINFOILHAT" by "SamTripoli". (Thanks wuotan.) by JasonCarswell in TinFoilHat

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 3 funny1 insightful - 2 funny2 insightful - 3 funny -  (0 children)

Well, I haven't told him what's in it. When I say it's Mexican food, maybe he think's I'm a cannibal.

Every episode of Tin Foil Hat seems to be on BitChute under "MRTINFOILHAT" by "SamTripoli". (Thanks wuotan.) by JasonCarswell in TinFoilHat

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 3 funny2 insightful - 2 funny3 insightful - 3 funny -  (0 children)

Martin F. O'Ilatt is a leprechaun ninja robot. I talk to him often. He's still reluctant to join SaidIt as it's "full of loons". He has a phobia of birds and can't even watch the movie, Ladybird - yet he's okay with chicken tacos.

We Believe: The Best Men Can Be | Gillette (Short Film) HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. GET. IN. HERE. by Vigte in videos

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 funny2 insightful - 2 funny3 insightful - 3 funny -  (0 children)

Directed by an SJW feminazi with all the subtlety of using an atom bomb on a mosquito.