What's inspiration behind your username? by Vulphere in AskSaidIt

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 9 fun3 insightful - 8 fun4 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

Politically or masturbatorially?

SaidIt Survey : How Old Are You? by JasonCarswell in SaidItSurveys

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 4 insightful - 8 fun4 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

I am male.

"Whistleblower": Eric Ciaramella by JasonCarswell in Intelligence

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 3 insightful - 7 fun3 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Are you talking to me? (in Italian accent, easily confused with a Jewish accent for the simple minded)

Actually, as at least a 5th generation Canadain, my name is Carswell, of Scottish origin, and my other grandparents, Hannah, Stannard, and Cline were of English, Irish, and Pennsylvania Dutch (German) origins.

I know for simple minded folks it's easy to confuse Carswell with Kurzweil or the common popular name of Carswellskisteinmannberg.

You can just call me Jay for short. (Not to be confused with J for Jew.)

I know life can be confusing. I hope I cleared things up for jou.

Epstein Island Sold to Wealthy Middle Eastern Businessman Haadid Nahkil Muhssef by beermeem in funny

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Actually it's pronounced: "Haidid Muhstbad Steftukidz"

Trump claims he ‘never meant’ Mexico would directly pay for border wall despite repeatedly saying it by Nemacolin in news

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

I don't know why everyone is so upset.

He'll just quietly build the wall during his last days in office - just like how Obama shut down GitMo.

Just got a van, how can I monetize it? by RatherSmallPotato in whatever

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

You could.

"Free Candy" works better.

 

Who is Candy and why isn't she free?

Saidits First Documented Drama - 大下雪 by Tiwaking in SaidIt

[–]JasonCarswell 12 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 5 fun13 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

I would trust you but your name has been [deleted].

I love you guys by magnora7 in SaidIt

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

I'll go quietly into that silent night and just lay down with you if you want.

Saidit.net — April 25, 2019 — New Saidit logo, infinitely resizable expandos, new self-post images, now more than 7500 saidit users by magnora7 in SaidIt

[–]JasonCarswell 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Trivia: magnora7 and d3rr's new SaidIt logo proportions happily happens to be 7x3 as an unplanned total fluke coincidence discovered only at the end of the design process.

Be always guided by these virtues: Diversity, Inclusion, Compassion, Kindness by sawboss in CringeAnarchy

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 6 fun1 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

D.I.C.K.

Just got banned by a mod on reddit's /r/AmITheAsshole for telling a mod they shouldn't have a flair that says "shitler" while they're simultaneously telling others to be respectful. by magnora7 in MeanwhileOnReddit

[–]JasonCarswell 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Q: When a mod makes /r/AmITheAsshole what comes out of it?

A: Shitler.

A Message from your Totalitarian State: "Get NewsGuard for your browser today. NewsGuard’s trained journalists assess news websites for credibility and transparency." by salvia_d in conspiracy

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

I dunno guys,

It looks legit and authoritative to me - but this post is in the conspiracy sub - so now I don't know what to think anymore.

Good thing there's "NewsGuard" for your browser!

Venti Cosplay Queen by Enza in CringeAnarchy

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I suspect her name is Coffé and she's a dude.

I'd tell you what she tastes like, but I don't drink of the bitter brown juice.

I have caffeine pills for occasions (cheaper and very predictable, unlike energy drinks).

How the difference in railroad rail gauge may have been the key factor in Germany's failure invading Russia at the end of WW2 by magnora7 in history

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

" Eh, not really. "

Actually, this supply line railroad gauge issue was very very real.

" German logistics were based on wishful thinking, not a realistic idea of what the vastness of Russia was like. "

That is very true, but it doesn't negate the real issue, stay on track.

What would have happened had Hitler actually penetrated through to Moscow and taken Russian power? All he'd need is control over the leadership, not the masses and troops. Maybe he could have held it, or maybe it would have soon flipped back, or slowly lost grip, maybe through yet another revolution, or peacefully. We'll never know...

...he got derailed.

The problem that is /s/ice_poseidon2 by HorrorShow in SaidIt

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Good post.

It might also be worth describing from their point of view why they view Ice Poseidon as a problem, if only for fairness and context.

The PNGs are great, though far too wide (consider vertical screens and aim for square). Would be better with the permalink too, in order to see the wider context.

Clearly this is "shit disturbing" drama, but IMO needs to happen. I for one was not aware of this, and so much more I assume, on SaidIt.

Thanks for being someone making an effort on SaidIt.

Why the fuck doesn’t this stuff happen when I go on flights ??? by Lowkey2017 in CringeAnarchy

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

It's not gay if you're on top.

Snow goes public with accusations against Saidit, starts a wordpress.com blog by Chipit in SaidIt

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe Chipit is part of the Snowjob? :P

Just got a van, how can I monetize it? by RatherSmallPotato in whatever

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Don't try to hide the duct tape, hand cuffs, zip ties, rope, knives, garbage bags, and Polaroids for better reactions.

Self-Driving Mercedes Will Be Programmed To Sacrifice Pedestrians To Save The Driver by Mnemonic in technology

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

No, safety is #5.

  1. Sex
  2. Drugs
  3. Rock
  4. Roll
  5. Safety

Elon Musk’s Bizarre Cybertruck Unveiling Goes Horribly Wrong - When Musk tried to prove the durability of the truck's "Armored Glass", he wound up shattering both windows on the driver's side. by magnora7 in TechCompanies

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I might consider it if it had a KITT red light at the front, bouncing back and forth.

Cyberfuck.

My niece was about 3 or 4 and every siren or loud sound she heard she thought was a firetruck - but she could only say "firefuck!" Of course you can't point it out or it becomes a thing but it was pretty funny.

The fat acceptance movement is the only movement without movement. by Jesus-Christ in whatever

[–]JasonCarswell 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

As a plump JC, I can vouch for the fat that the movement is constipated.

Saidit.net Canary #10 by magnora7 in SaiditCanary

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

They contacted me.

I'm not at liberty to discuss the probing.

Raddle.me Tower of Debate by d3rr in whatever

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I didn't invent the rainbow.

SaidIt Survey : How Old Are You? by JasonCarswell in SaidItSurveys

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I am dead inside.

Post the name of the SAIDIT member you most like. by [deleted] in SaidIt

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Bernie is no commie. He's a Social Democrat, meaning Socialist Capitalist. We should be so lucky to have an effective communist party to battle the excesses of Washington.

Also, FYI, d3rr is magnora7's gimp. I have Polaroids.

Post the name of the SAIDIT member you most like. by [deleted] in SaidIt

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Are showerthoughts different then toiletthoughts? by [deleted] in Toiletthoughts

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I have no shower thoughts because I don't take showers. Or baths.

And I don't use the toilet.

I'm wild man who poops in the woods but I also love my wet wipes.

By woods I mean the public park. I think they're catching on that it's not just a big dog. I'm running out of options.

Is it Anti-Semitic to Point Out That Well Over 50% of The Bolshevik Government Was Jewish? by Jesus in conspiracy

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

YOU are annoying as fuck when you DON'T THINK before you shoot your stupid ideas at people SO that's why you FUCKing piss everyone OFF!

So fucking use your brain or stop fucking responding. I don't expect the former so fuck right off.

The trolley problem by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

But do we get to eat them after?