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JasonCarswell · 2019-03-21T12:20:16+00:00

Politically or masturbatorially?

JasonCarswell · 2019-06-29T10:30:24+00:00

I am male.

JasonCarswell · 2019-11-21T03:42:07+00:00

Are you talking to me? (in Italian accent, easily confused with a Jewish accent for the simple minded)

Actually, as at least a 5th generation Canadain, my name is Carswell, of Scottish origin, and my other grandparents, Hannah, Stannard, and Cline were of English, Irish, and Pennsylvania Dutch (German) origins.

I know for simple minded folks it's easy to confuse Carswell with Kurzweil or the common popular name of Carswellskisteinmannberg.

You can just call me Jay for short. (Not to be confused with J for Jew.)

I know life can be confusing. I hope I cleared things up for jou.

JasonCarswell · 2020-01-19T02:49:16+00:00

Actually it's pronounced: "Haidid Muhstbad Steftukidz"

JasonCarswell · 2020-01-12T14:00:05+00:00

I don't know why everyone is so upset.

He'll just quietly build the wall during his last days in office - just like how Obama shut down GitMo.

JasonCarswell · 2020-01-08T23:42:34+00:00

You could.

"Free Candy" works better.

Who is Candy and why isn't she free?

JasonCarswell · 2020-01-07T13:13:17+00:00

I would trust you but your name has been [deleted].

JasonCarswell · 2019-07-17T18:15:26+00:00

I'll go quietly into that silent night and just lay down with you if you want.

JasonCarswell · 2019-04-26T04:53:55+00:00

Trivia: magnora7 and d3rr's new SaidIt logo proportions happily happens to be 7x3 as an unplanned total fluke coincidence discovered only at the end of the design process.

JasonCarswell · 2019-04-23T03:35:51+00:00

D.I.C.K.

JasonCarswell · 2019-03-01T04:57:57+00:00

Q: When a mod makes /r/AmITheAsshole what comes out of it?

A: Shitler.

JasonCarswell · 2019-01-15T03:42:11+00:00

I dunno guys,

It looks legit and authoritative to me - but this post is in the conspiracy sub - so now I don't know what to think anymore.

Good thing there's "NewsGuard" for your browser!

JasonCarswell · 2020-01-21T19:48:15+00:00

"Orange man bad" "Nobody likes him" "Dem good, fire bad" "Caveman talk appeal to plebs, me get richer."

JasonCarswell · 2020-01-21T18:51:51+00:00

I suspect her name is Coffé and she's a dude.

I'd tell you what she tastes like, but I don't drink of the bitter brown juice.

I have caffeine pills for occasions (cheaper and very predictable, unlike energy drinks).

JasonCarswell · 2020-01-19T18:52:38+00:00

" Eh, not really. "

Actually, this supply line railroad gauge issue was very very real.

" German logistics were based on wishful thinking, not a realistic idea of what the vastness of Russia was like. "

That is very true, but it doesn't negate the real issue, stay on track.

What would have happened had Hitler actually penetrated through to Moscow and taken Russian power? All he'd need is control over the leadership, not the masses and troops. Maybe he could have held it, or maybe it would have soon flipped back, or slowly lost grip, maybe through yet another revolution, or peacefully. We'll never know...

...he got derailed.

JasonCarswell · 2020-01-16T19:23:34+00:00

Good post.

It might also be worth describing from their point of view why they view Ice Poseidon as a problem, if only for fairness and context.

The PNGs are great, though far too wide (consider vertical screens and aim for square). Would be better with the permalink too, in order to see the wider context.

Clearly this is "shit disturbing" drama, but IMO needs to happen. I for one was not aware of this, and so much more I assume, on SaidIt.

Thanks for being someone making an effort on SaidIt.

JasonCarswell · 2020-01-11T07:21:20+00:00

It's not gay if you're on top.

JasonCarswell · 2020-01-09T18:11:32+00:00

Maybe Chipit is part of the Snowjob? :P

JasonCarswell · 2020-01-08T23:34:58+00:00

Don't try to hide the duct tape, hand cuffs, zip ties, rope, knives, garbage bags, and Polaroids for better reactions.

JasonCarswell · 2019-12-17T00:53:37+00:00

No, safety is #5.

Sex
Drugs
Rock
Roll
Safety

JasonCarswell · 2019-11-22T19:55:10+00:00

I might consider it if it had a KITT red light at the front, bouncing back and forth.

Cyberfuck.

My niece was about 3 or 4 and every siren or loud sound she heard she thought was a firetruck - but she could only say "firefuck!" Of course you can't point it out or it becomes a thing but it was pretty funny.

JasonCarswell · 2019-11-22T01:22:22+00:00

As a plump JC, I can vouch for the fat that the movement is constipated.

JasonCarswell · 2019-11-20T21:54:29+00:00

They contacted me.

I'm not at liberty to discuss the probing.

JasonCarswell · 2019-07-11T13:52:53+00:00

I didn't invent the rainbow.

JasonCarswell · 2019-06-29T10:24:10+00:00

I am dead inside.

JasonCarswell · 2019-06-05T11:42:59+00:00

Bernie is no commie. He's a Social Democrat, meaning Socialist Capitalist. We should be so lucky to have an effective communist party to battle the excesses of Washington.

Also, FYI, d3rr is magnora7's gimp. I have Polaroids.

JasonCarswell · 2019-06-04T18:11:06+00:00

Praise Bob!

JasonCarswell · 2019-06-04T03:54:28+00:00

I have no shower thoughts because I don't take showers. Or baths.

And I don't use the toilet.

I'm wild man who poops in the woods but I also love my wet wipes.

By woods I mean the public park. I think they're catching on that it's not just a big dog. I'm running out of options.

JasonCarswell · 2019-05-11T16:39:40+00:00

YOU are annoying as fuck when you DON'T THINK before you shoot your stupid ideas at people SO that's why you FUCKing piss everyone OFF!

So fucking use your brain or stop fucking responding. I don't expect the former so fuck right off.

JasonCarswell · 2019-04-17T14:37:31+00:00

But do we get to eat them after?

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