Twelve-year-olds are being taught about anal sex in school while nine-year-olds are told to 'masturbate' for homework: The shocking lesson plans used by teachers in UK classrooms by [deleted] in news

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When Babylon Bee articles are no longer satire.

we live in a gta parody

I like Saidit by [deleted] in SaidIt

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AGREED

Jason is right, Saidit will never grow. At least in its current state. by bucetao6969 in SaidIt

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I don't know what rule Jason broke specifically, I haven't been active much lately. But he will never get banned from saidit because he's too iconic. You said in another thread that saidit is a pretty tight knit community with its own dramas, stories and characters. Well, your comment is quite true! Saidit.net is home of the world's strongest, and personally I don't think saidit would be the same without Jason and the gang. On some level I think the admins know this too (and rightfully so) but maybe I'm just reaching.

Some of the popular users are against saidit growing and prefer it stay underground.

I think they may be right. Initially, the idea of growing saidit sounded good to me because it would increase the likelihood of meeting like-minded Australians who are also sick and tired of this clown world and the troons that inhabit it.

But part of saidit's charm is the fact that it is tight knit like you said. If saidit had millions of users then I wouldn't get a dopamine hit from recognising the regulars because it would be harder to remember everyone. But maybe that's a nerdy as fuck reason and I shouldn't be attached to people I will never meet IRL. Regardless of my nerdy ass reasons, ultimately it's up to the admins to decide what they want. They shouldn't stunt the growth of saidit cause all the cool and popular kids said no. Damn! I wish I was a cool kid...

Fact of the matter is, as much as some people love to complain that saidit is "muh dead forum", I think the reason why saidit is dead is because there simply isn't enough people like "us" in this world if that makes any sense. We're all outnumbered by NPCs and saidit is just one of the few good places left. So maybe I'm not against growing saidit per se, but it's just that there ain't that many people left to recruit. We're literally the last line of defence against clown world as gay as that sounds, but it's true.

But so far I'm pretty content with the state of saidit right now. I'll happily shitpost with the same 20 people forever, although I can see why people would get bored of that very quickly and would want new faces. I've told a couple of IRL friends about saidit and they thought it was interesting. But not interesting enough for them to make an account and participate I guess. So for growth maybe that's another idea too, just telling people IRL about it.

Jason is right, Saidit will never grow. At least in its current state. by bucetao6969 in SaidIt

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Phone number IQ. That's my reason too. Remember people it's the internet! So just have fun.

The reddit blackout is a good opportunity to grow saidit by Vulptex in whatever

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idk i was just making assumptions, i just really HATE redditors

The reddit blackout is a good opportunity to grow saidit by Vulptex in whatever

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I guess. I just hope they don't ruin it. I thought saidit was made to escape redditors and their censorship. I'm all for redditfags joining us, as long as they don't censor us.

I want to believe by Musky in memes

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Yeah, at this point this would be the only thing that could fix this clown world.

Why is Reddit literally the worst social media site on the internet and filled with such horrendous moderators, admins, and politically extreme-left users? by Mcheetah in Ask

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Cause when you ban everyone that you disagree with, the only thing that's left is an echo chamber. I don't know why people still use that site.

Demi Lovato ‘got tired’ of using ‘they/them’ pronouns by jet199 in TumblrInAction

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I'll be honest, I only know who this is from that one x factor clip. That's why you use autotune and I don't! Haha. I didn't know she was actually famous outside of that clip. Damn that's crazy.

Not wanting schools to hide childrens trans identity from parents is Far Right according to Trudeau? by iamonlyoneman in therearetwogenders

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Justin Falsdeau.

Fire Emblem is ruining Smash Bros. by Vulptex in unpopularopinion

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Yeah, kinda weird that Waluigi never made the cut considering he's quite recognisable. More iconic than Fire Emblem characters even though I like Fire Emblem more than Mario games. All of these Fire Emblem characters and we never got Eliwood or Ephraim. The GBA Fire Emblem games were absolutely legendary.

But I guess it makes sense that we never got to see Eliwood and Ephraim. FE7 and FE8 came out after Melee but before Brawl, so that's why sadly we will never see those two in Smash. At least we got that Lyn assist trophy though. Hector assist trophy when?

When Melee came out, no one knew who Roy was because FE6 didn't come out until a year later. He was added to Melee to essentially advertise FE6. Same thing when Corrin came out in Smash 4 and now Byleth in Ultimate. Their Fire Emblem games didn't come out until like a year later when they debuted in their respective smash games.

So now that "everyone is here" as stated in Ultimate, you now have all of these Fire Emblem characters. The whole gimmick of Ultimate was to include every single character from the previous smash games, which includes the 900000000 Fire Emblem characters from the previous smash games.

Some food for thought though, I think Fire Emblem is more popular in Japan than it is in the west, so maybe that's why smash has a boner for Fire Emblem characters since the game was made in Japan after all.

Agreed though, I never really understood why Waluigi never made the cut. Even Piranha Plant made it in. Dude was straight up mogged by a plant. Even Steve from Minecraft mogged him. It's over for Waluigicels. JFL.

At least they added Kazuya from Tekken though. I feel like that was a long time coming. At least Smash did one thing right.

Important announcement for all new Saidit users! by Zapped in whatever

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another glorious day in paradise

Only OGs remember who invented this quote. Shoutout to my nigga u/Musky! Another shameful night in hell!

Welcome, redditfags. I hope you're okay with me saying transwomen aren't real women. Well, even if you're not okay with it, that doesn't really matter now.

Hey it’s me, CoachZ! by CoachZ in Introductions

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Hey Coach, welcome. You wouldn't happen to be a fan of Jimmy Gibbs Jr now would you?

24 years with the wife today 🥳 by Musky in whatever

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I sure do! That doctor is unbelievably based.

24 years with the wife today 🥳 by Musky in whatever

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Thanks Indy, good to see you around!

You are welcome. Likewise :)

We hug all the time

Damn... that makes me very jealous (of your partner)

We've been together 24 years, technically we're not married, it's more a domestic partnership.

Ah yeah fair enough. Nice bro.

24 years with the wife today 🥳 by Musky in whatever

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Hey Musky, I'm happy for you man. Congratulations :)

I'm not sure what ideas I can give you, but perhaps a good old fashioned hug is in order. I'm sure she would appreciate that. Maybe even write a letter of appreciation for her that you can both look back on fondly someday.

24 years? You mean you two have been married longer than I've been alive? Now that's gangster.

We seem to have had an influx of new people by hfxB0oyA in SaidIt

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I'm a HKKKonservative

Netflix drops woke pre-school animated show featuring non-binary bison - Groomer creator whines by ClassroomPast6178 in TumblrInAction

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Thank you. That's not a bad idea, actually.

Biological male wins Australia women’s golf tournament by [deleted] in news

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Would you hug a goyim for 1 billion dollars?

Biological male wins Australia women’s golf tournament by [deleted] in news

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Where my country gone?!!

Man nobody is left on this site by sneako in AskSaidIt

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Right!!

Man nobody is left on this site by sneako in AskSaidIt

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You people are too intelligent for me to converse with properly. It's a real insecurity of mine. Sometimes I don't feel good enough to offer something intellectually, so I'm not too active these days other than the occasional shitpost every now and then. It is sometimes better to say nothing at all rather than risk saying something stupid.

In other news though, looks like LeafyIsHere just got unbanned on twitter. That was such a pleasant thing to wake up to today.

noooo!!! they didn't respond! nooo!!!! *cracks knuckles* ahhh that feels so good ahhhh by IndianaJones in FemaleDatingStrategy

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Ignoring people is generally a good strategy though. Well done, eff-dee-ess!

Netflix drops woke pre-school animated show featuring non-binary bison - Groomer creator whines by ClassroomPast6178 in TumblrInAction

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When I was 17, I had a dream of starting my own animated sitcom. 1 season with just 12 episodes was all I wanted. But I gave up on that dream long ago to pursue more realistic things due to not having the resources and money. But more importantly, the main reason why I dropped it was because I thought people wouldn't find it entertaining. I was worried that the show would flop. To be fair, looking back on the script now, it really was a dumpster fire, so in some ways I'm glad I didn't debut it.

But then when I saw this, I realised that anyone can get their own TV show these days. So if you're an aspiring sitcom creator and you're worried that people won't like it, just know that at least you're not a groomer trying to push an LBGTADLLGTVBLM+ agenda onto kids. You'd be doing better than 99% of TV shows just by virtue of being a normal show.

Netflix drops woke pre-school animated show featuring non-binary bison - Groomer creator whines by ClassroomPast6178 in TumblrInAction

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Thank you, Jason. I will think about it.

Discord is at it again by Musky in censorship

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It sort of has the same vibe as Skype and MSN. Just an app where you can have a friends list, chat with them, make group chats and servers.

Discord is at it again by Musky in censorship

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Damn, that sucks dude.

There seems to be a free speech alternative for everything these days. Odysee and bitchute instead of youtube, saidit instead of reddit, I'm surprised no one has made a free speech discord alternative yet. Slack isn't helpful either as I've been banned from there too.

If anyone can tell me any good discord clones that'd be great. Preferably one that has custom emojis as it is essential to my workflow.

Discord is at it again by Musky in censorship

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Thanks! I'll look into those.

Reddit's "Director of Policy" by zyxzevn in MeanwhileOnReddit

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as soon as I can get confirmation that jet's actually a biological female.

Yeah, that's fair. Just shoot her a dm or something lmao I can definitely dig the 40 year old FDS mommy gf type. Not sure if she's jewpilled herself but she seems to be fine hanging around those types. I mean, she is on saidit.net after all. She also comments on your s/RealIncels board often but you probably already noticed that. Assuming the pic she posted in chat is actually her, she's quite cute too. Ginger with green eyes. And I don't feel creepy describing her since she voluntarily posted it. Good taste though my nigga, I tried to find an FDS girlfriend on tinder by mentioning it in my bio but I think they're quite rare. Couldn't find a single one. Fuck normie bitches mane, I want a 40 year old FDS mommy gf instead. I feel you dawg.

but if you ever do get to interview some famous incel like IncelTv please ask him to make a video advertising s/realincels please it would help alot.

Yeah no worries, if something ever comes up I'll try and shill s/RealIncels for you. I don't remember if I mentioned s/RealIncels specifically in my saidit video but hopefully it indirectly promotes it, since I did mention the existence of incel forums on saidit. So hopefully I did my part in some ways already.

I was listening to incelcore music on soundcloud including some of your rap songs and i though that maybe you released more on your youtube. When I checked out your youtube I found that video in which you named your account.

Damn, never thought my soundcloud would be a source of views. I usually ask how people discovered my channel so I can exploit it and market myself even more, but I never thought my soundcloud would be helpful. Thank you for soundcloudpilling me.

Kek by Chipit in memes

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Lmao

Reddit's "Director of Policy" by zyxzevn in MeanwhileOnReddit

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1 question = 1 hug. This is non-negotiable.

Just kidding, ask away! I can't believe I've been recognised in the wild haha. Which video was it anyway?

Reddit's "Director of Policy" by zyxzevn in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Yeah! I even mentioned your girlfriend jet. When are you two gonna get married bro?

have you ever talked to incelTV or any other famous blackpill celebrities as it were?

Nah, but I know a few incelebrities know of my existence, including IncelTV, as he's commented on one of my videos before. FACEandLMS also has commented on one of my videos too. Eggy hasn't commented, but my friends told me that he once shouted me out on a stream. Hell, even that horrible incel documentary that BBC made flashed one of my videos for half a second.

But yeah, besides that, I've never actually directly spoken with other incelebrities before. I'd love to though, a podcast would be fun or something like that.

How'd you discover my saidit video anyway? I've told a few saidit people about my channel before but I'm not super pushy and self-promotey about it either. Just curious!

Reddit's "Director of Policy" by zyxzevn in MeanwhileOnReddit

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LMFAO

If an incel asked you for a hug, would you say yes? by IndianaJones in AskSaidIt

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Thank you, JasonCarswell. hugs you ahh that feels so good ahhh.. I bet you have a nice beard......

I wouldn't give Horrux/Alphix a hug, because he's often a dick.

But he's unvaccinated just LIKE ME! I would hug him for that reason alone. But fair enough if you wouldn't hug him.

If an incel asked you for a hug, would you say yes? by IndianaJones in AskSaidIt

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Fact!

If an incel asked you for a hug, would you say yes? by IndianaJones in AskSaidIt

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If an incel asked you for a hug, would you say yes? by IndianaJones in AskSaidIt

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If reasons were edible, they would probably be raisins.

If an incel asked you for a hug, would you say yes? by IndianaJones in AskSaidIt

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fair enough

If an incel asked you for a hug, would you say yes? by IndianaJones in AskSaidIt

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I'll keep it to keep the legacy of raisins going. Time to raisin hell!

If an incel asked you for a hug, would you say yes? by IndianaJones in AskSaidIt

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Yes!!!! Thank you! Another victory for Indy. Another glorious day in paradise!

I could fuck each and every one of you up irl by sneako in whatever

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YEAH!!!!

I could fuck each and every one of you up irl by sneako in whatever

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That would probably be better yeah. Feel free to share it digitally!

I could fuck each and every one of you up irl by sneako in whatever

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I'm so glad the legacy of the "Free (of masks and jabs) Hugs" sign is still living on.

...Are you telling me this because you want to give one to me???? 😳😳😳😳😳😳 Well I'd be honoured! I'll have to get a P.O box though.

If an incel asked you for a hug, would you say yes? by IndianaJones in AskSaidIt

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reasons*

How to stop hating women and the white race? by sneako in AskSaidIt

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Why would you hate the white race? They invented lightbulbs. You're probably using one right now. Ho ho ho!

Anyway why not just make friends with white people? Maybe that might lessen your hatred towards them.

How are you coping today brocels? by sneako in RealIncels

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fishing lvl?

Introduction by ximi in Introductions

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What does that make you. Just say it, don't beat it around the bush.

spiderman

No you didn't. Don't lie. A person doesn't seek out extreme right wing views as a palette cleanser.

Yes I do.

You sought them out because you're a...go on, say it. Stop beating it around the bush. Just admit it.

spiderman

Because I work for a federal agency and we're paid to shift online opinion by calling you all dipshits and pointing out where your dumb conspiracies don't make a lick of sense.

Haha. You're a fun time, Socks. I wish you lived in Australia, buddy. We could drink beer together.

I assume you mean a racist white person, using the word in a hateful derogatory manner.

No, I wouldn't hug, I would actually take steps to cut such a hateful person out of my life altogether.

Fair enough... I would still hug you though...

Introduction by ximi in Introductions

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Seriously, the type of person who finds a conspiracy board full of the N word and holocaust denial and thinks "welp my kinda place" can fuck off and die

For me personally, the reason why I think this way is because I tend to get along more with nazi type people than normal people. In an attempt to get away from reddit's left wing extremism, I sought out the people on the opposite end of the spectrum to balance things out and give me a breath of fresh air. Sure, I could just seek out "normal" people instead, but the amount of normal people in this world are rare now and very hard to find.

Your description of saidit is accurate, people who deny the holocaust. Some people, anyway. Yet you are still here. Obviously telling you to leave the site would be disingenuoousous or however you spell it, so I won't ask you that, especially because it would ruin the chance of a dialogue and it would turn saidit into an echo chamber if everyone was just agreeing with each other. But what I am trying to say is, if you clearly can't handle it, why stick around?

If a person who says "nigger" often asked you for a hug, would you say yes?

When was the last time you cried? by IndianaJones in AskSaidIt

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he wuz going to collage n shiet

When was the last time you cried? by IndianaJones in AskSaidIt

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Ah, it's sort of embarrassing. Your reason for crying was actually pretty good, my reason was shit.

It was about a few months ago, I was hanging out at a friend's house. I was playing mario kart with my friend's brother. A few days prior to that, something really awful happened. I won't say too much, but an online friend of mine who I thought I could trust turned out to be a narcissist and backstabbed me like a jew.

I told my friend's brother the story while playing mario kart with him and it sort of spiralled into a deeper conversation. He gave incredible insight to the situation and reassured me that I didn't do anything wrong. By the end of the hangout, we ended up exchanging phone numbers and now he's a good friend of mine. When I ended up going home, I weeped uncontrollably in my bedroom because I was intimidated by his intelligence. I thought I wasn't good enough to be his friend because of that. He also seems to be RP'd on the JQ if you know what I mean. Just a little bit. So it was like meeting a saidit user in real life. Hell, I've even told him about saidit briefly. He should make an account here...

It was just quite an overwhelming experience. He saved me during a very vulnerable time of my life.

When was the last time you cried? by IndianaJones in AskSaidIt

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fact!

When was the last time you cried? by IndianaJones in AskSaidIt

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Kek

When was the last time you cried? by IndianaJones in AskSaidIt

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Ahhhh that feels so bad ahhhhhh

D3 by Musky in whatever

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cant we just all get along

D3 by Musky in whatever

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hey man i missed you too... i wish every single saidit user lived on an island together, wouldn't that be nice???

It does not appear so.

That is unfortunate.

I want to take away women's rights by sneako in whatever

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If a woman asked you for a hug, would you say yes?

Discord Trust & Safety Navy Seals copypasta by Vulptex in whatever

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Haha

What are the most active subs on this site? It feels kinda dead by RaverJodes in AskSaidIt

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I'm glad people still recognise my retarded antics despite not being that active anymore. I have officially made my mark on saidit history... ahhh that feels so good ahhhhh

ahHHHhhhHh

When Disney makes a movie about Greta Thunberg by Chipit in memes

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Haha

100p Effective by Dragonerne in whatever

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Can't we just all get along

100p Effective by Dragonerne in whatever

[–]IndianaJones 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Excellent.

When there's hugs, there's harmony. When there's harmony, there is peace. When there is peace, there is order in the galaxy.

u/dicknipples, won't you hug u/SMCAB? If he ever asked you.

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[–]IndianaJones 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Very interesting, thank you.

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[–]IndianaJones 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's not meaningful to hug a KKK member.

I disagree, but that's okay. I suppose we will agree to disagree. Just remember that behind that klan hood is a normal person too, who also requires 11 hugs per day. I would consider giving him the 11 hug quota meaningful.

I'm not sure how true that is, the 11 hugs thing, but I believe it. If you can remember, did the thing you read specify what the consequences were of not reaching the 11 hug quota?

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[–]IndianaJones 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm Indian, I would still hug him. Fair enough if you don't want to hug him though, I will respect that decision. I haven't been on saidit in a while but he doesn't seem that racist though. Even if he is racist, he is entitled to that opinion.

But I do have one last question though. If a KKK member asked you for a hug, would you say yes?

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[–]IndianaJones 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

These parody account names are getting out of hand. I like how chaotic yours is, well done.

It is one of the greatest challenges that man faces.

Indeed.

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[–]IndianaJones 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

ahh that feels so good ahhh

If u/SMCAB asked you for a hug, would you say yes?

Discord Trust & Safety Navy Seals copypasta by Vulptex in whatever

[–]IndianaJones 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cunt Club Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Socks, and I have over 300 confirmed internet girlfriends. I am trained in vegetable warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire saidit armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another pillow. I will hug you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, decentralise my fucking words. You think you can get away with sending cat pics to me over the Internet? Think again, proletariat. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Eddy’s gangster friends across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life savings. You're fucking Zapped, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 199 ways, and that's just with my melodic hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed zombat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Hong Kong Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to Smoke your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tiny brown mug. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit weasel all over you and you will drown in it. You're TimothyMcFucking dead, kiddo.

My face when I'm on the bus coming back from university and I overhear this soyboy with a faggoty voice ranting with his group of humanities students about how incels are the cause of everything bad in the country and... I quote... "Elon Musk is the leader of the Incel Cult." by EternalSunset in RealIncels

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I've overheard people talking about incels on public transport too. It's only happened to me once but it was such a weird fucking experience. What are the odds of boarding a train, then boarding that one carriage where foids are talking about incels? The universe can be weird like that sometimes.

On the train, I once overheard three foids comparing incels to Jeffrey Dahmer. Ah yes, the prettyboy tallfag who's had a Netflix series made about him is definitely an incel. jfl.

Whenever I see normie ignorance like that in action, I usually don't take them seriously and just ignore them, especially with takes as delusional as "Dahmer was an incel". It just tells me that they know nothing about incels, so, best to not take them seriously. Just laugh at them.

why tf does the average man agree to this shit? by sneako in AskSaidIt

[–]IndianaJones 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Cold! Could you say mean things to me instead?

Merry Christmas Saidit! by Musky in whatever

[–]IndianaJones 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Merry Christmas Musky :)

Merry Christmas Saidit! by Musky in whatever

[–]IndianaJones 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

hey guys merry christmas

Who is your personal favorite saidditor? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

[–]IndianaJones 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Damn I wish I had that job damn........

Who is your personal favorite saidditor? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

[–]IndianaJones 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

humping my pillow and pretending it's you

Based

Who is your personal favorite saidditor? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

[–]IndianaJones 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks :)

3 Ways to Calm an Aggressive Cat by jet199 in cats

[–]IndianaJones 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

manure festival

I really fucking hate my job! by WoodyWoodPecker in Stories

[–]IndianaJones 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Mm.

Goodbye folks, it's been fun by Zoooombeh in SaidIt

[–]IndianaJones 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Damn straight!

I really fucking hate my job! by WoodyWoodPecker in Stories

[–]IndianaJones 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

LOOOOOOOOL

Goodbye folks, it's been fun by Zoooombeh in SaidIt

[–]IndianaJones 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That's really unfortunate but I respect your decision mate. Take care, fellow humanist. You'll always be welcome to come back.

Thoughts on pillowjacketmaxxing? by IndianaJones in RealIncels

[–]IndianaJones[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks

Who is the most sought after bachelor of Saidit? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

[–]IndianaJones 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I like it when he replies "Mm" to me.

Who is the most sought after bachelor of Saidit? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

[–]IndianaJones 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks mom

Who is the most sought after bachelor of Saidit? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

[–]IndianaJones 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks dad

Who is the most sought after bachelor of Saidit? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

[–]IndianaJones 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That makes me feel good

Am I the asshole for getting mad? I am the blue texts. by Musky in AskSaidIt

[–]IndianaJones 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

DECENTRALISE ALL SALADS!!!

Am I the asshole for getting mad? I am the blue texts. by Musky in AskSaidIt

[–]IndianaJones 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Awesome, thanks man!

Am I the asshole for getting mad? I am the blue texts. by Musky in AskSaidIt

[–]IndianaJones 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

up to 109 now

Thoughts on pillowjacketmaxxing? by IndianaJones in RealIncels

[–]IndianaJones[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

He doesnt seem or sound sane in any way shape or form

It's a fair assessment of me.

Thoughts on pillowjacketmaxxing? by IndianaJones in RealIncels

[–]IndianaJones[S] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Besides this, you sound and seem sane.

Thank you :) What is your opinion on pillowjacketmaxxing?

What is the reason you believe you are an InCel and why can't you get past that?

When I ask women out on dates, they say no. So in my humble opinion I think this is enough of a reason to hate women.

Have you even tried to find anyone IRL

Yes.

at freedom/prepper groups

I'm not sure if those exist in my area, I'll have to look around. Sounds like a lot of fun though. Where do you find these groups? Facebook?

or online dating sites (ie. PlentyOfFish, Unvaxxed, etc)?

Yes of course. You cannot call yourself an incel unless you've tried every avenue. Not trying would make one a volcel. Tinder, Bumble, Okcupid, Plentyoffish and cuddlecomfort.com are the sites I've tried, but with no success unfortunately. I've even tried r/cuddlebuddies and r/r4r on reddit.

I've never heard of "unvaxxed" before. Is that a dating site for unvaccinated people? That unironically sounds like a good way to meet cool and based women. I'll look into it.

Am I the asshole for getting mad? I am the blue texts. by Musky in AskSaidIt

[–]IndianaJones 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks Jason. Could you please send me an audio clip of you saying "Hi Indy, I am holding your hand. I love you very much. I am rubbing your hand"

Am I the asshole for getting mad? I am the blue texts. by Musky in AskSaidIt

[–]IndianaJones 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

cant we just all get along

If she was revealing private things about you to Smoke, then I would understand your frustration. But from my understanding, she was simply telling him what vegetables you enjoyed.

Yes, you can politely ask Melody to not talk about your vegetable preferences to someone you dislike (Smoke). But she can also politely refuse. Sure, she could be a good friend and comply with your request, but she is under no obligation to. You cannot police someone else's private conversations.

In my opinion, not wanting Melody to tell Smoke your vegetable preferences is bit of an overreaction.

There's no way you're freaking out about vegetable preferences alone. I think there's more going on. I need more context. But in my opinion, you kinda overreacted man. Do better, be better, play better. I know you can, Musky. You're better than that.

I love you man. But it's only because I love you so much that I refuse to lie to you, and so I must give my real opinion. No lying allowed, even if it might hurt you and even if it's something you probably don't want to hear.

Anyway I'm gonna hump my pillow and pretend it's you until the situation is resolved. If the drama isn't resolved by my 1000th hump then you two need to cut ties with each other. I'll be keeping an eye out. This friendship seems too unhealthy to continue.

An average day at Saidit. by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]IndianaJones 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

banana syndrom