'I dated 23-year-old trapped in 8-year-old's body - but trolls call me a creep'

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T21:38:32+00:00

Your name...is Bob.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T21:36:22+00:00

Silence, infidel! You will bow to midget Mohammad of Agra Ahmedabad

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T21:29:53+00:00

Allah Akbar!

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T21:23:33+00:00

Bro, quit sweet talking me, it's making me blush

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T21:02:02+00:00

Your mother is so obese that she qualifies for group insurance. Aha ahaaaa.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T20:55:27+00:00

Boyfriend? I thought you were my mother.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T20:17:19+00:00

What do you call a chubby midget?

Low fat

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T20:10:01+00:00

What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?

Very little.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T20:02:21+00:00

Why do you troll, sir weekend warrior? Did somebody laugh at your wiener?

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T19:48:57+00:00

And yet you call it home.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T19:33:16+00:00

Thou shalt not steal from 2ft tall dwarf chicks, thou hast commit the ultimate sin of disrespecting woketards!

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T19:25:50+00:00

You dated a chick with her own car?

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T19:16:10+00:00

Yes, dwarfism is part of a conspiracy theory bruh. Fight the system, reject the advances of all dwarvish folk!

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T18:34:39+00:00

There's a small street food vendor on a side street in lloret de marr than sells a fantastic pizza followed by a complimentary serving of lemon liqueur and a coconut ice-cream inside a coconut shell called a menorcina. As fantastic as they are, you will get the shits after eating there. I've reserved you a table. Bon appetit.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T18:15:00+00:00

Vlad the Impaler would have been a superior username than monster dick.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T18:06:52+00:00

When aliens abducted you, how far up did they shove their probe?

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T17:43:32+00:00

Your words are violence, ermagerd, they're hurting me, aaaaargh, make it staaaap, please aaaaargh.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T17:36:25+00:00

Reported to whom? Encyclopedia do-i-give-a-damnicca?

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T17:28:21+00:00

I hope you aren't going to throw feces at famous works of art.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T17:25:23+00:00

Cephalopods, such as cuttlefishes, octopuses, and squids, are listed first as the most deaf animals because, at one time, they were thought to be completely deaf. Despite this, they still refrain from typing in all capitals because that's just really annoying and doesn't actually achieve anything. Good guy cephalopods.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T17:21:54+00:00

You were much prettier when we met at that Chewbacca convention.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T17:08:03+00:00

I'd dress you up like Mary Poppins and play you like a ukulele.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T17:03:19+00:00

As made evident by your username.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T17:02:38+00:00

Where did copy and paste come from?

"Larry" Tesler proposed the names "cut" and "copy" for the first step and "paste" for the second step. Beginning in 1974, he and colleagues at Xerox PARC implemented several text editors that used cut/copy-and-paste commands to move and copy text. Larry had no idea of the consequences of the function he'd invented, nor the abuse of copy and paste that would follow on websites such as this one.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T16:59:01+00:00

Found it on your Craigslist advert titled "Wanted - masculine woman to help cut grass, must bring own oven gloves, no Mexicans, preferably a bearded midget but beard can be provided, no strings attached, get to keep any grass you cut"

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T16:42:00+00:00

Have you every considered joining a cooking class? A great way to meet new friends and learn new skills is to join a cooking class. Share your new found joy of cooking by joining a cooking class today! Terms and conditions apply. You must provide your own food. Friends are not guaranteed as you may be unlikable. Free lesson only applies to the living.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T16:39:10+00:00

Found /u/Mandyyp

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T16:35:45+00:00

Slide into your DM's huh? You dawg.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T16:31:20+00:00

conversation

/ˌkɒnvəˈseɪʃn/

noun

a talk, especially an informal one, between two or more people, in which news and ideas are exchanged.

"she picked up the phone and held a conversation in French"

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T16:28:00+00:00

I know you are but what am i

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T16:25:24+00:00

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot Drink up me hearties, yo ho We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot Drink up me hearties, yo ho Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack Drink up me hearties, yo ho Maraud and embezzle and even hijack Drink up me hearties, yo ho Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We kindle and char and in flame and ignite Drink up me hearties, yo ho We burn up the city, we're really a fright Drink up me hearties, yo ho

We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villains and knaves Drink up me hearties, yo ho We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs Drink up me hearties, yo ho Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads Drink up me hearties, yo ho Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads Drink up me hearties, yo ho Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T16:22:03+00:00

Nobody is judging you for that mistake you made in that Phuket bar, he looked like a very attractive young lady of the night. What you and him did that night could have happened to anybody.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T16:18:48+00:00

Some say that the Southpark song "chocolate salty balls' was inspired by an intimate encounter between Isaacs Hayes and some guy named Edward.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T16:12:52+00:00

Chefs don't consider blobfish edible because they do not have muscles and bones like fish people commonly eat. Blobfish have gelatinous flesh, which isn't easy to cook. The unusual flesh helps the blobfish float at the bottom of the sea, and it also helps them digest their food.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T16:11:38+00:00

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an alter boy.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T16:08:19+00:00

Peruvians don't keep them as pets. What they are is a delicious delicacy best served with potatoes and salsa. A traditional food, Guinea pig (called cuy in Peru) has been served whole on special occasions since Inca times. Guinea pigs are cute and cuddly and eating one is like eating your pet dog.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T16:03:54+00:00

An earthquake is the shaking of the surface of the Earth resulting from a sudden release of energy in the Earth's lithosphere that creates seismic waves. Some say that these seismic waves are also detected when your mother steps off the bus.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T16:00:34+00:00

Is it true that you are the only customer of the Sexflesh Moby 3ft mega dildo to complain that it's just a bit too small?

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T15:57:37+00:00

Have you ever dressed in a banana costume and walked through a monkey petting zoo?

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T15:54:40+00:00

The aardvark is a medium-sized, burrowing, nocturnal mammal native to Africa. It is the only living species of the order Tubulidentata, although other prehistoric species and genera of Tubulidentata are known.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T15:26:38+00:00

Reported for encouraging Edward the Fedward

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T15:11:36+00:00

Drink this tea ☕ trust your Muslim frens, you will wake up with no trousers and no memory.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T15:08:39+00:00

Touch my wool 🐑 go on...Touch it

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T15:07:22+00:00

Reported for demanding conversations be more riveting than they are, your expectations are too damn high BISH

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T15:05:42+00:00

Rejected, overruled, appeal denied. Allah Akbar, Queen Hassan. May your underpants be forever uncomfortable.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T15:02:19+00:00

I dated a chick who was 5 foot tall and youthful. I left her after a short time because she was a dumbass and was emotionally abusive toward me while I basically had to take care of her financially. Not all women are cute and innocent, some are just assholes.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T14:57:43+00:00

Baaaaah 🐑

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T14:54:45+00:00

Reported for repressed homosexuality

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T14:51:48+00:00

I saw you tip a midget wrestler in her midget thong last fall in Wisconsin, therefore I believe you are lying.

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T09:34:46+00:00

Hotbot on a Win 98 Toshiba Satellite 500mhz Intel MMX rocking Netscape Navigator in 1024x 768 res and 256 colours

ImNotOkay · 2023-01-22T09:27:44+00:00

High IQ doesn't prevent a person from talking shit. Some of life's greatest lessons are learnt from idiots.

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