My 8 year old son was my husband in several past lifetimes.

IMissPorn · 2022-11-09T00:17:59+00:00

Well it's called Miss Globe, so I assume the winner was the contestant who looks most like one.

IMissPorn · 2022-07-27T23:32:38+00:00

There might be one other contender: acephobia

Because I've literally never heard of anyone being afraid of—or hate—people for not having sex. It seems to be a wholly invented problem. At least trans people manage to be dislikable enough that some people actually hate them. But asexuals have to completely invent their oppression from scratch.

IMissPorn · 2023-02-23T08:22:51+00:00

What's your alternative explanation? Shot himself with a gun made out of ice?

IMissPorn · 2023-01-14T15:29:26+00:00

The horror of knowing the video game you're playing was inspired by a book written by someone who believes women exist.

IMissPorn · 2022-12-30T08:17:48+00:00

I like that they used a photo of a Latinx birthing parent chestfeeding to illustrate the story.

IMissPorn · 2022-07-26T21:41:37+00:00

Could it be? The legendary female autogynophile?

IMissPorn · 2023-05-15T22:23:22+00:00

No doubt they were part of the control group, which clearly proves gender af-- wait, what do you mean there was no control group? What do they think this is, a vaccine trial?

IMissPorn · 2023-03-17T01:16:19+00:00

Maybe they meant neck cancer.

IMissPorn · 2023-02-13T00:18:14+00:00

LOL, the top reply:

i was a rlly hung trans girl when I was 16… but I used a towel rack so it wouldn’t rlly support my weight even if I just leaned forward w the cord over my neck. so the next attempt I used a bunch of pills instead :)

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IMissPorn · 2022-11-15T22:24:34+00:00

I don't usually support capital punishment, but I suggest Sam should get the chair, just so he can fulfill his destiny and become an actual fried bankman.

IMissPorn · 2022-08-19T05:27:34+00:00

Well of course. Why are you excluding the intersex from the latest cool disease by using this horribly outdated flag?

IMissPorn · 2022-07-10T08:15:35+00:00

Thanks for the warning, I'll remember that site isn't legit.

IMissPorn · 2024-02-16T04:54:54+00:00

It's a shame camwhores earn so little they have to take government jobs just to make ends meet. :(

IMissPorn · 2023-12-28T03:31:26+00:00

Heck, there are places where they'll pay you. One drawback, in many cases the people you're hunting will also have guns.

IMissPorn · 2023-12-26T23:07:31+00:00

The only reason I don't literally believe he's Satan is that I can't imagine Satan picking such a poor disguise.

IMissPorn · 2023-11-04T03:01:32+00:00

Something's funny about the combination of crossed eyes and holding a phone with half a dozen cameras on it.

IMissPorn · 2023-10-16T03:13:37+00:00

someone probably made a comment critical of Israel or something.

IMissPorn · 2023-05-21T20:59:33+00:00

I think those might be photoshopped.

IMissPorn · 2023-03-03T04:06:05+00:00

Yes you can break Hershey into HER and SHE, but Y?

IMissPorn · 2022-12-08T00:44:45+00:00

transgender Barbie doll

How can you tell when they don't have genitals though?

IMissPorn · 2022-09-04T06:56:05+00:00

That's what happens when you hire crazy people.

IMissPorn · 2022-07-24T16:18:30+00:00

But at least it's porn of women instead of Jizzica.

IMissPorn · 2022-07-16T06:35:04+00:00

It's alright, where would the corrupt, the wicked and the cowardly be without without morons?

IMissPorn · 2022-07-08T08:46:47+00:00

Safia's outfit does look pretty dated.

IMissPorn · 2022-07-04T23:27:17+00:00

Something must be done about this missing "e" epidemic.

IMissPorn · 2022-06-29T01:18:48+00:00

But can I still make porn of things I watched when I was a kid?

IMissPorn · 2022-06-26T06:48:44+00:00

Well, I'm glad it doesn't involve a racing trans woman, she'd have an unfair advantage.

IMissPorn · 2024-04-19T00:12:07+00:00

I listened to a speech of his the other day. Used the term "workers" a few too many times for my liking. Sounds like some kind of commie.

IMissPorn · 2023-11-24T22:21:27+00:00

Just follow the Standard Creepiness Rule.

IMissPorn · 2023-11-20T07:10:43+00:00

Easily one of the best pieces of rape art until the invention of tentacle porn.

IMissPorn · 2023-10-10T20:21:41+00:00

Gee, if only there had been some sign he was mentally unstable that people could have noticed before putting him in charge of a vulnerable individual.

IMissPorn · 2023-08-31T02:07:20+00:00

To be fair, isn't this the kind of guy you want castrated anyway?

IMissPorn · 2023-08-15T23:05:28+00:00

Interesting. I don't even eat sushi (not the kind with fish anyway) and yet I feel my mood has been slightly elevated. Science!

IMissPorn · 2023-08-04T06:07:03+00:00

Richard.

IMissPorn · 2023-07-15T01:46:19+00:00

Why? We already had woke remake, 80 years ago.

IMissPorn · 2023-06-27T02:59:52+00:00

Holy shit, did she just assume the lake's gender?

IMissPorn · 2023-06-23T03:21:16+00:00

So you mean there could be a scientific explanation for why troons pick out clothes that are so awful?

IMissPorn · 2023-05-20T21:36:30+00:00

Sometimes the good guy with a gun is only three. I'm just glad he was there to stop this dangerous criminal.

IMissPorn · 2023-04-17T04:33:32+00:00

The funniest part to me is that anyone still associates ticking or vibrating packages with bombs. Does TSA use Looney Tunes as their main source of information?

IMissPorn · 2023-04-14T01:34:03+00:00

Genetically engineered orange juice cows! Won't someone think of the children!

IMissPorn · 2023-04-08T03:17:59+00:00

Did you mistake it for some kind of double ended fleshlight? I admit it sounds kind of silly, but double-ended dildos exist, so I guess it was an understandable mistake.

IMissPorn · 2023-04-02T23:29:25+00:00

What kind of gay degeneracy would you guys prefer?

IMissPorn · 2023-04-02T01:31:56+00:00

This is great news! Now this site will finally be able to gain a wider audience and you can start monetizing all those eyeballs.

IMissPorn · 2023-04-01T16:38:42+00:00

I was curious what would happen if I clicked "safety" at the top, thinking maybe they'd at least have some kind of bland assurance that everyone is background-checked as safe to work with kids...

But nah, it's just about their mask mandate.

IMissPorn · 2023-03-07T05:32:23+00:00

Can confirm. I was born in 2293. Also Wikipedia.

IMissPorn · 2022-08-30T21:16:30+00:00

Dear baffled shoppers. I think I can explain. The purpose is to cover the parts that are illegal to show in public. I hope that helps.

IMissPorn · 2022-08-01T00:24:14+00:00

Fuck you.

IMissPorn · 2022-07-30T08:17:20+00:00

You seem to have forgotten that omnivores exist.

IMissPorn · 2022-07-29T08:05:12+00:00

I have nothing against adding the option to play a female character, could be fun. Not so sure about "more sensitive" though... Aren't you supposed to be a hardened criminal who is, at best, indifference to running over pedestrians and such?

IMissPorn · 2022-07-27T22:03:19+00:00

I'm curious about those flat submarine sandwiches. How do they work? Do they expand in water or something?

IMissPorn · 2022-07-23T22:32:44+00:00

Rohman, who boasted to the board and audience members that he is both “vaccinated” and a “proud member of the LGBTQIA community,” also donned a “Black Lives Matter” t-shirt during his school board address.

"I support the current thing!"

IMissPorn · 2022-07-21T04:28:19+00:00

Damn, those supply chain issues are really getting serious now.

IMissPorn · 2022-07-18T20:31:08+00:00

I guess not. It's just kind of random. Like "Instead of adopting a cat, I repainted my bathroom."

IMissPorn · 2022-07-17T05:31:02+00:00

WTF is wikifeet?

IMissPorn · 2022-07-16T01:12:09+00:00

One in a million shot, doc.

IMissPorn · 2022-07-06T23:22:17+00:00

Aww, man. Does that mean you've stopped fucking my mom? What happened. You were such a cute couple.

IMissPorn · 2022-07-06T16:28:43+00:00

What's a statanist? A cross between a statist and a satanist?

IMissPorn · 2022-07-01T01:44:47+00:00

Holy shit, can't they see she's presenting as a man now? This is really transphobic.

/s?

IMissPorn · 2022-06-28T15:40:06+00:00

Eew, that seems kinda straight.

IMissPorn · 2022-06-26T21:54:22+00:00

Well, if humor is so dangerous, I guess we can start by banning comic books.

IMissPorn · 2023-12-29T08:40:29+00:00

Shredded butts, yum.

IMissPorn · 2023-12-29T07:57:26+00:00

IMissPorn · 2023-11-19T22:38:58+00:00

How does anyone take this seriously anymore? You can't just skip from Miss <Nation> to Miss Universe! The next logical step would be Miss Earth, and probably Miss Milky Way.

IMissPorn · 2023-11-09T03:46:00+00:00

So it begins...

IMissPorn · 2023-10-27T00:48:46+00:00

Woman shocked to learn older boyfriend likes younger women.

IMissPorn · 2023-10-20T18:59:01+00:00

Locked. LOL

IMissPorn · 2023-10-11T23:14:20+00:00

Are you sure you're not just repressed? /s

IMissPorn · 2023-10-06T21:14:04+00:00

Well, I do agree that internet feminism is pretty depressing.

IMissPorn · 2023-10-06T18:16:23+00:00

Seems very ableist.

IMissPorn · 2023-09-23T07:05:45+00:00

You, have, ten, seconds, to, comply.

IMissPorn · 2023-08-17T22:40:38+00:00

Applying morality to an AI is a strange concept.

It complies with Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics though. Is that close enough?

IMissPorn · 2023-08-10T23:25:19+00:00

I wonder if it was the vax. That'd be ironic since his character never would have made that mistake.

IMissPorn · 2023-08-07T23:00:56+00:00

Well, it beats having neither friends nor fans. :'(

IMissPorn · 2023-08-02T00:13:36+00:00

This gives whole new meaning to losing your toucan

IMissPorn · 2023-07-29T00:12:53+00:00

Yeah, they provide traction on shoes and tires. Great invention.

Or did you mean Threads?

IMissPorn · 2023-07-22T06:55:13+00:00

Ironic, the last thing he said was "I'm fine so far.", and them boom, he becomes a borg.

IMissPorn · 2023-07-14T05:58:06+00:00

Try being a little bit coherent.

IMissPorn · 2023-07-06T21:40:26+00:00

Well as long as it was already dead...

IMissPorn · 2023-05-31T03:01:06+00:00

If there's one thing men and women both love, it's black rectangular nipples.

IMissPorn · 2023-05-23T17:12:04+00:00

What a coincidence, I'm happier when titties are out too!

IMissPorn · 2023-05-20T22:29:55+00:00

Sick fucks! Off to spraypaint "paedo" on their houses.

IMissPorn · 2023-05-13T03:38:18+00:00

I have to admit, Daily Mail has been pretty based lately.

IMissPorn · 2023-05-12T02:07:44+00:00

No that's Masculine Sex-Gender. Very unfairly maligned nowadays.

IMissPorn · 2023-05-11T19:25:40+00:00

She has an insatiable hunger for cock! (presumably)

IMissPorn · 2023-05-05T08:22:31+00:00

Is she a golfer? Or did you mean phwoar?

IMissPorn · 2023-03-15T07:35:12+00:00

You'd think, but somehow trans people never seem to complain about getting the privileges of both sexes...

IMissPorn · 2023-03-14T08:06:29+00:00

It takes one to know one I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

IMissPorn · 2023-03-04T06:24:03+00:00

I wonder what effect including regular pronouns has. To me that's still a red flag, albeit a lesser one.

IMissPorn · 2023-03-02T16:31:59+00:00

Kind of funny since Canada only raised the age of consent from 14 to 16 in 2008.

IMissPorn · 2023-02-27T08:51:01+00:00

When the god of destruction personally comments on a disaster, that's probably not a good thing.

IMissPorn · 2023-02-13T04:01:53+00:00

Apparently Reagan Reese isn't so proficient in math either

"23 of them, including 10 high schools, eight elementary schools, three high schools and two middle schools"

IMissPorn · 2023-02-12T19:00:13+00:00

I still wonder what gomorrahmy is.

IMissPorn · 2023-02-07T17:56:58+00:00

No, they're only against female genital mutilation. If you've got a dick you're fair game.

And TIFs normally just get their tits cut off, which is apparently fine too.

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