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Woke Arizona diversity activists falsely accuse black DJ of wearing blackface

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from nypost.com

83 Year Old Woman Sued For Repeatedly Pooping In Pool at Luxury Condo

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from nypost.com

Jason surveys chat after a round of bans

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from imgur.com

Kindergarteners ‘woozy’ after drinking margaritas at Michigan school

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from nypost.com

With Baby Formula Shortage, Pete Buttigieg Forced To Chestfeed

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

Stephen Colbert cancels upcoming tapings of The Late Show while dealing with a 'recurrence' of COVID-19... two weeks after first testing positive

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from dailymail.co.uk

Scottish transgender killer now self-identifying as a baby

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from torontosun.com

Man Hospitalized After Putting 15 Boiled Eggs Up His Anus

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from iflscience.com

Elementary School Students Accidentally Grow Cactus Clown Penises

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from methodshop.com

Mum Explains Why Teenage Boys Should Masturbate With A Condom

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from ladbible.com

The FAKE influencer trying to inspire 'real' change: Kami, the world's first VIRTUAL social media star with Down syndrome, launches Instagram to try and hit back at 'filtered and perfect' beauty standards online

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailymail.co.uk

Canadian Man Jailed After 'Misgendering' His Daughter

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from breitbart.com

Man arrested after masturbating four times on Southwest flight, claims he had asked the permission of the passenger seated next to him

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from independent.co.uk

Stop plucking the endangered ‘penis plant’, urges Cambodian government

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from thethaiger.com

FDA clears ultra-thin panties that women can wear while receiving oral sex that will protect their partner from contracting STIs from infected genitals

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailymail.co.uk

The US Cries About War Crimes While Imprisoning A Journalist For Exposing Its War Crimes

by HongKongPhooey to /s/politics from caitlinjohnstone.substack.com

Teacher arrested for sex with lucky student

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from lawandcrime.com

Demented Biden Losing It: He raises eyebrows by saying North Korea stood with the US against Russia and whispering 'I am your Commander in Chief' during Naval Academy speech

by HongKongPhooey to /s/politics from dailymail.co.uk

Boy born with two penises has the larger one chopped off by doctors

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from nypost.com

Can Ladies Do The Phooey Chop Too? - You Bet They Can!

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from giphy.com

s/IdFuckHer Shadowbanned from Saidit despite not breaking the rules

by HongKongPhooey to /s/censorship from self.censorship

Tyson Fury Says He’s Masturbating 7 Times a Day in Preparation for Deontay Wilder Rematch

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from complex.com

Victoria’s Secret Hired Disabled Models and People Were Jerks About It

by HongKongPhooey to /s/IdFuckHer from medium.com

Intoxicated Wendy Williams "Stripped Naked And Masturbated" In Front Of Manager Before Being Hospitalized

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from thesource.com

TODAY: World Economic Forum Panelist Demands 'Recalibration' Of Free Speech.

by HongKongPhooey to /s/conspiracy from thenationalpulse.com

THE VERY FLEXIBLE MEN SUCKING THEIR OWN COCKS ON ONLYFANS

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from melmagazine.com

Surgeon plans to transplant uterus into a trans woman and impregnate her

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailymail.co.uk

Sockarooni

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from imgur.com

Electric shock to penis may cure premature ejaculation: study

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from nypost.com

Clyde the Masturbating Mime

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from youtube.com

Santa Shows His True Colors

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from imgur.com

Woman collects 2000 used condoms, displays them on her bedroom wall, asks father to help her with collection

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from deccanchronicle.com

So who is the biggest piece of shit on saidit this week? by jet199 in AskSaidIt

[–]HongKongPhooey 8 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

No contest, its Ed/skank/whatever other alias he is using

Man Arrested For Fellating a Dildo While Driving

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from twincities.com

'Intended to induce awe': codpiece thrusts itself back into fashion

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from theguardian.com

Woman, 21, is 'VIRTUALLY RAPED' by a stranger in Meta's metaverse app, may never recover from the trauma

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailymail.co.uk

'I teach people how to poop for a living!' Pelvic health therapist reveals how to cure constipation on vacation, demonstrating go-to moves to boost bowel movement

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailymail.co.uk

Tory MP accused of spiking four men with date rape drug and 'licking victim's nipple'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from thenational.scot

Jake Tapper tests positive for COVID at network's D.C. bureau but STAYS to film his show discussing America's millionth death from the virus - leaving coworkers furious

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailymail.co.uk

Factbox: China's anal tests for coronavirus upset visitors

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from reuters.com

University of Illinois Chicago wants to ban the word 'obesity' because focusing on body size is 'rooted in racism'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailymail.co.uk

Man charged with kidnapping woman, forcing her to watch ‘Roots’ to ‘understand her racism

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from nypost.com

Wisconsin mom says son, 13, was accused of SEXUAL HARASSMENT and hit with Title IX complaint for refusing to refer to non-binary classmate by 'they/them' pronouns

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from dailymail.co.uk

Madonna debuts VERY bizarre NFT collection featuring digital depictions of herself NUDE - including a graphic 3D scan of her own vagina - and showing her giving birth to trees, butterflies, and robotic centipedes

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from dailymail.co.uk

Poland’s world-famous vagina beer uses bacterial yeast from supermodels

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from citizen.co.za

Johnny Depp Expected to Testify About Amber Heard or Friend Pooping in Bed

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from tmz.com

Uptown man accused of posing as mentally challenged adult to coerce babysitters to change his diaper

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from wdsu.com

Why does everybody on this site write like a low iq schizophrenic? by yabbit in whatever

[–]HongKongPhooey 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

I am hiring a toilet butler. Would you like to be my toilet butler? The job description is as follows:

  1. This is a formal job, you must wear a tuxedo
  2. You will be expected to hold my dick while I pee
  3. You will hold my hand when I make stool and give me encouragement
  4. You will also help me wipe
  5. When I am clean you must tell me you are proud of me, and that I am a big boy

If you are interested, please send your resume as well as any relevant recommendations from previous toilet butlerings

Scientists confirm "Habsburg jaw" is the result of royal inbreeding

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from zmescience.com

Officer who forced dozens of anal cavity searches for fun gets only 2 years in prison

by HongKongPhooey to /s/PoliceMisconduct from boingboing.net

Biden says U.S. military will defend Taiwan if China invades - Then White House Officials Walk it Back

by HongKongPhooey to /s/politics from nbcnews.com

Meanwhile in Texas: It's Illegal to Own More Than 6 Dildos

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from mandatory.com

You ain't cute!' Plus-size influencer is mocked and harassed while filming a TikTok in a bikini at the beach - with video capturing strangers laughing at her and yelling 'you're f***ing fat'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from dailymail.co.uk

'I am sick of being bullied into silence': Furious female skateboarder Taylor Silverman slams trans rival who won $5,000 prize money while she comes 2nd at Red Bull Cornerstone

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from dailymail.co.uk

Breast milk is not for men

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from unherd.com

Lindsey Graham praises Biden as the 'best person' to lead the country

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from dailymail.co.uk

The Most American Thing That Has Ever Happened

by HongKongPhooey to /s/politics from caitlinjohnstone.substack.com

Australian man arrested for having sex with horse claims it ‘winked’ in consent

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from newsinfo.inquirer.net

North Carolina parents outraged over school's 'Satan Club'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from foxnews.com

Animal Sex Facts with Sock Puppets

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from youtube.com

Orthodox Jewish Man Subjected to “I’ve Got a Foreskin, Haven’t You F---ing Jew” Chants on Airplane

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from jewishjournal.com

Glenn Greenwald: Former Intelligence Officials, Citing Russia, Say Big Tech Monopoly Power is Vital to National Security

by HongKongPhooey to /s/censorship from greenwald.substack.com

Rapists will be surgically castrated and anyone who rapes a child will face the death penalty under new laws in Nigerian state by jet199 in Africa

[–]HongKongPhooey 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I'm OK with this

The New Dance Craze: Hong Kong Phooey Choppin

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from tenor.com

Ed threatens to murder his family, fantasizes about being raped in prison

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from imgur.com

More Escalations In Online Censorship

by HongKongPhooey to /s/censorship from caitlinjohnstone.substack.com

CDC Warns Against Too Much Fluoride in Kids’ Toothpaste, Ignores Harms From Fluoridated Water

by HongKongPhooey to /s/corruption from childrenshealthdefense.org

Mr. Happy Banana Wine Stopper

by HongKongPhooey to /s/funny from imgur.com

Major Issue by Tarrock in politics

[–]HongKongPhooey 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Wow

Woman, 21, Tells Fellow Plane Passenger ‘Hi, This Man Assaulted Me and Touched My Leg and Is Masturbating’: Feds

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from lawandcrime.com

How Dare You!

by HongKongPhooey to /s/IdFuckHer from imgur.com

'I was assaulted in a women's prison by an inmate with male genitalia'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from dailymail.co.uk

It’s rude to stare at a woman’s penis

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from spectatorworld.com

Why I Breastfeed My Sixteen-Year-Old

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from kveller.com

my report to /u/magnora7 by [deleted] in whatever

[–]HongKongPhooey 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Yes make this guy the admin of chat, he is so even tempered and reasonable

Great idea by jet199 in Transbarrassment

[–]HongKongPhooey 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

The more they insist they are specialer than everyone else and can't be made fun of, the more I want to make fun of their lady penises

Who's the smartest guy on saidit? by yabbit in whatever

[–]HongKongPhooey 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I am the smartest person on saidit

Weegs puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the havana syndrome again by AmericanMuskrat in whatever

[–]HongKongPhooey 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

😂

Apple VP discourages retail workers from joining a union in leaked video - ‘I worry about what it would mean to put another organization in the middle of our relationship’

by HongKongPhooey to /s/LateStageCapitalism from theverge.com

The Assh*le Inspection Hellscape of the Charmin Bears Commercials

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from popdust.com

Florida woman at McDonald's flips out over wrong order, calls 911, twerks

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from foxnews.com

‘Satan Is After the Children’—Christian Influencer Says ‘Yoga Barbie’ Can Lead to Demonic Possession

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from churchleaders.com

56 year-old shot his male doctor twice in the chest after he peaked to orgasm during a routine prostate exam.

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from instinctmagazine.com

Man Attempts To Cure Constipation Via An Eel In His Anus, Nearly Dies

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from iflscience.com

The Oxford–AstraZeneca vaccine is made from a cold-causing adenovirus that was isolated from the stool of chimpanzees

by HongKongPhooey to /s/politics from nature.com

Satanic Temple to send 'Hail Satan' decals to Kansas town that reversed ban on 'God' from police cars

by HongKongPhooey to /s/satanism from foxnews.com

Wichita cops identify ‘poopetrator’ who defecated in middle of beauty store

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from nypost.com

Thief burst into McDonald's brandishing knife in one hand and PENIS in other

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from mirror.co.uk

Chicken Led Lights Eggs Night Light Taxidermy Chicken Egg Desk Lamp

by HongKongPhooey to /s/whatever from fruugo.us

Attractive 22 Y/O Substitute Teacher Arrested for Sex with Student at His Home While Parents Were Out

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from lawandcrime.com

'Dirty old man' Halloween costume with fake penis slammed by sex attack victims

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from mirror.co.uk

Granny takes boytoy lover's virginity despite 37-year age gap - 'our sex is great'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from mirror.co.uk

PE teacher 'exposed himself in park and swung penis round like Catherine wheel'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/news from uk.news.yahoo.com

Britney Spears sparks concern among fans after posing fully nude

by HongKongPhooey to /s/Boobs from dailymail.co.uk

"Satanic Panic" Pastor Bob Larson Thinks Johnny Depp Is Possessed By 'Pirate Demons'

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from metalinjection.net

Pizza pervert who answered door to delivery drivers naked 'and aroused' exposed

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from sundayworld.com

Husband Smacks Wife in Face With His Penis While She is on Zoom Meeting

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from cafemom.com

FDA Proposes Ban on Menthol Tobacco Products

by HongKongPhooey to /s/politics from webmd.com

Siding With The US Empire Is Always Wrong

by HongKongPhooey to /s/politics from caitlinjohnstone.substack.com

Dummy shoves 4-pound dumbbell in anus, needs emergency surgery 2 days later

by HongKongPhooey to /s/NotTheOnion from nypost.com

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