/r/DeuxRAMA Archive by Hoaxacaust in DeuxRAMA

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I've thought about making a browsable site with every subreddit I've archived like this page, only downside with github is it looks like "Published GitHub Pages sites may be no larger than 1 GB." so I wouldn't be able to upload some of the bigger archives or combine them all into one, and I'm not sure if their TOS would allow the content as I've seen more tame projects like "webms for retards" being forced to rename due to the tos. I think gitlab allows up to 10gb, might look into that or gitgud.io.

/r/Coomer Archive by Hoaxacaust in coomer

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Yes it's possible for anything on pushshift.io which is the api all of those reddit removed post checkers use, but they have to manually whitelist subreddits once they've been quarantined so some subreddits like /r/smuggies & /r/waterniggas will be missing all of the posts from after the quarantine, but others like /r/The_Donald & /r/CringeAnarchy will have all of the posts.

I use these python scripts: https://github.com/libertysoft3/reddit-html-archiver to dump all the posts into the .csv & .html format, and then use python scripts I wrote to go through all the .html files and download all the image & video links and search for all of the archive.today and archive.org links. For the CSS, I either grab it from /about/stylesheet & /about.json while the subreddit is still live (if they have wiki enabled, you can view older styles on /wiki/revisions/config/stylesheet), or grab the .css file from an archive.org archive of any page on the subreddit (which also lets you find older styles).

ralad and TheSlobfather, it's time you get this sub sorted out. by [deleted] in WOR

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Here's how you fix the nightmode CSS:

.thing .title.loggedin.click,
.thing .title.click,
.thing .title.loggedin,
.thing .title {
 color:#000000
}

should be:

.thing .title.loggedin.click,
.thing .title.click,
.thing .title.loggedin,
.thing .title {
 color:#72b7e9;
}
.theme-daymode .thing .title, .theme-daymode .subscription-box .title {
    color: #000000;
}

To fix the text submissions & flairs:

.md {
    color: #c5c5c5 !important;
}
.theme-daymode .md {
    color: #292f34 !important;
}
.flair {
    color: #FFFFFF;
    padding-left: 25px;
}
.theme-daymode .flair {
    color: #404040;
}

I made a userstyle to do this that you can install with Stylus/Stylish/Tampermonkey/Violentmonkey etc.: https://userstyles.org/styles/182327/saidit-wor-nightmode-fix

Can someone change the night mode text to white? by Nikolai_Jakov in WOR

[–]Hoaxacaust 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ideally one of the mods would fix it (/u/ralad /u/TheSlobfather). If not, you need to install a browser plugin like Stylus (firefox, chrome) or Stylish (doesn't work for me in firefox, chrome) and install this style: https://userstyles.org/styles/182327/saidit-wor-nightmode-fix

You can also use a plugin like Violentmonkey/Tampermonkey/Greasemonkey and click "Install style as userscript"

Edit:
Also noticed this is needed to read text submissions & flairs:

.md {
    color: #c5c5c5 !important;
}
.theme-daymode .md {
    color: #292f34 !important;
}
.flair {
    color: #FFFFFF;
    padding-left: 25px;
}
.theme-daymode .flair {
    color: #404040;
}

Can someone change the night mode text to white? by Nikolai_Jakov in WOR

[–]Hoaxacaust 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

.thing .title.loggedin.click,
.thing .title.click,
.thing .title.loggedin,
.thing .title {
 color:#000000
}

should be

.thing .title.loggedin.click,
.thing .title.click,
.thing .title.loggedin,
.thing .title {
 color:#FFFFFF
}

for white text, or the default blue:

.thing .title.loggedin.click,
.thing .title.click,
.thing .title.loggedin,
.thing .title {
 color:#72b7e9;
}

and to keep the black links in daymode, this should be added after:

.theme-daymode .thing .title, .theme-daymode .subscription-box .title {
    color: #000000;
}

Anybody got a copy of the "Wings Quotes" post? by daze in WOR

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Can somebody make a 62 IQ compilation full of Richard’s dumbest quotes/lines?
reddit.com/r/wingsofredemption/comments/ayng26 (Comments) - /u/SleeveOfWillpower

Believe it or not, this is consensus, I am pretty good friends with most all in the Youtube community.

I am pretty much the Scarface of the Youtube community.

I pretty much, I always feel the martyr.

I'm the Rocky Balboa of Dark Souls mothafucka.

The enemy team is not playing the way I want them to play.

I'm tired of all this streaming man, it's burning me out. Cause its nice to be able to walk away and lay in bed, sit on the porch, or get my truck and go somewhere. You... you can't do that when you are streaming. You're locked down and have to sit for 4-5 hours. And you gotta constantly talk to people, else they don't donate. ... I left my house probably 6 times in the last year.

I'm sorry its like watching paint dry, you see... you see all these idiots in my chat right?

Mmmm there's 104k players online, you'd think there would be someone willing to play with me.

I'd like to have a skillset in healing people. Like spiderbites, people that choked at a restaurant etc.

I have a pretty solid stomach, and I don't panic that hard.

Some days I'm 5 pounds heavier, some days I'm 5 pounds lighter. That just depends on what I'm wearing.

Have you ever thought about hairplugs? No, I don't need hair.

Here's the thing with this weightloss surgery... Is like, if its successful... like really successful, I'm going to get uglier That's the sad part about it. Cause, like... Sex appeal, I'm probably at the highest I will ever be at right now.

My testosterone isn't low. I can grow facial hair. And like armpit hair... and stuff like that. So... my testosterone isn't that low. --- 1 week later --- Will the surgery affect my ability to get an erection? No. I actually will probably have a much... higher sex life after this. Because I will be losing weight, and when I lose weight, my testosterone is gonna go up. And when I work out my textorterone(sic) is gonna go up.

A red truck? I've never owned a red truck. Well, my current truck is red...

How do you beat a weight plateau? You just wait it out.

I don't want to go on a podcast and talk about my situation. I rather talk about other things, like... like... current events. --- 10 minutes later --- Dude, I have no fucking idea what's going on in the outside world.

I like ice in my wudder. The only problem with ice, is that when it melts, it gives a weird taste to the wudder.

Keemstar: So what did you do to loose weight Wings? J²: Ok, I did this challenge where I had to walk for miles every single day, no excuses. Keemstar: How did it go? J²: I dropped 50lbs in '13, I dropped another 40lbs in '14, right. Keemstar: Why did you give up? J²: Because somebody made a video calling me a liar on how far I walked.

What the operation is for? Its this thing called a gastric sleeve. Its to basically buy willpower.

I did go to college please talk what you know.

Does my brother look like me? No, we have different fathers.

Mexico, Mexico is the only country I have ever been too, that isn't in the Unites States, like... like, travelwise.

Like, like there are multiple countries where a form of Socialism works. Like, the nordic countries like... Norway, France...

I have 260 extra pounds of... fat... right? So like... when my body isn't getting all the calories it... normally eats... muh body is gonna make up for those calories my consuming fat cells. And when it does that, its... fat cells. That's a lot of fatty foods. So what happens is, your gal bladder forms these like... crystalis(sic) and like, it makes it so its hard for your gal bladder to function. And like, when your gal bladder does... the motion... it does when its working, those... things hit the sides and the walls, and it becomes very very painful... and... and a lot... and then consuming large amounts of animal fat... or... PEOPLE FAT... uhhh... will cause you to have a little problem with your gal bladder. And... you know, some people have it... and some peoples do. I know that's a very... bad... explanation... so I apologize in advance...

I adore the World War 2 setting. World War 2 was one of the most interesting periods in human history. Even though is was a... bad time of human history, and it should be looked down upon, what went on in World War 2 was so interesting. You had like, the Nazi's looking for like, national treasures, and mythology. You had like... the Arian race like thing coming out... You had... weapons turning the corner, and becoming what we know today, modernized weapons. You had war tactics... from the ancient romans used... You had people... banding together... It was such an interesting time, and its a wonderful thing to learn about. And stuff like... the Nazi's looking for like... the North Pole. You know, there's literally... we recently found... a secret Nazi base, IN the North Pole. It was actually... a secret base designed around nothing but hunting treasure. (shows a google link to The Sun, with the "story", one of the worst gutter press tabloids in existence) So, the time period itself is something I really adore. Its wonderful, its interesting.

I detest this game. This game makes me hate fucking life. It really does. And motherfuckers that come in here just to watch this shit, I hate you too. I literally do.

I'm only playing for subscriptions, that's the only reason.

I'm embarrassed about my k/d, so anyone that points it out gets banned.

Insulting my gaming skill is a permaban. Period. I don’t care if they’re a subscriber, mod, or anything.

This game is a pile of shit.

The enemy team is not playing the way I want them to play.

If I'm not getting donations, and I'm not getting subscriptions, I ain't doing this. I could have 6000 viewers, as far as I could give a fuck, but if nobody subbing, I don't care. Don't give a fuck about 600-700 viewers, I don't! Unless those muthafuckers are subbing, sending donation money, let me know!

I'm washed up dude, I'm just trying to milk this shit for every dollar I can.

I'm only playing for subscriptions, that's the only reason.

If I don't get 10 new subs in the next hour, I'm gonna quit the stream.

Hurry up and gimme... get me 10 subscribers, and, and I can play som'ting else. CAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET SUBSCRIBERS MAN! I streamed 9... 10 hours yesterday, and I lost all of them. So... the first hour of streaming, we got $1, and lost 1 sub... so... you guys EARNED 3 minutes of commercials.

Ban anyone that says they has adblock.

Anybody got a copy of the "Wings Quotes" post? by daze in WOR

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Here are some more I found going through the archives:


Wanna know a few reasons to ban someone from your chat? Maybe this list will help! (accurate quotes)
reddit.com/r/wingsofredemption/comments/biqlzv - /u/Edmonton_Skeptic

"I'm banning anybody trying to give me advice."

"Ban everybody that says I got owned. Ban them permanently please."

"Look here listen should be banned; WingTings should be banned anybody with obvious troll names just ban them without doing anything."

"I'm going to put the word Fortnite on ban after this."

"Ban angrytracker dude."

"Ban anybody that wants links."

"If you continue to say Richard whether you are a sub or not we're just going to get rid of you for 24 hours."

"Insulting my gaming skill is a permaban."

"Ban Joe Richardson he's played that fucking shitty joke three or four times permaban his bitch ass I dont want him in my god damn stream anymore."

"Ban uncut chode."

"Ban hoppybean you motherfucking mods dude seriously."

"No unbans, get rid of all the trolls."

Alright im taking gustavos name and making it a banned word."

"I thought I took diet off, i thought i banned diet let me go do that."

"Yo Thompson this is why you get banned in my fucking chat say positive things."

"Alright ban these guys dude, just ban em."

"Jimmy Vallmer just get banned jimmy Vallmer."

"Matter of fact rbperk youre banned for permanent now."

"Ban anybody that says they have adblock."

"I'm embarrassed of my kd so anybody that points it out gets banned."

"Joe got banned because he works against the idea that i want to make money."

Alright start getting rid of these guys that want to criticize my gameplay."

"Curtishorsearcher dude you will get banned even if you use a twitch prime man."

"Alright just because you are a sub doesnt mean you're not gonna get banned."

"Anybody that says anything or has a name that resembles my life or a catchphrase that you see just throw em out."

"Webby repeating troll sayings will get you banned in this chat dude."

"Wings memes you make pictures of me like standing next to Pepsi machines thats what you do by the way can somebody please ban him."

"Well Rob I know you are leaving the chat today."

"We are going to get rid of wings of heart problems."

"Ban world population YOU!"

"Talking about troll videos in this channel will get you put out the channel quick."

Gimme a sec i gotta ban all these people."

"I had to ban like fucking 35 people."

"So we are stopping this line of conversation anybody who wants to continue it you will be banned."

"Uhhh ban uhhh PepsisWings please."


Dick Cockson. Welcome to Ban World.

Uhhh... dadadaa... do you think you should pay the highlight channels, since they bring a lot of viewers into your stream? No!

No I don't! As a matter of fact, you're getting banned for that. Ban that guy mods.

I've answered this question 4 times now. You're just gonna be banned.

Guys, if you wanna see this fucking game, at least try to make it fun for me. Don't criticize what I'm doing on the screen... and stuff like that.

Insulting my gaming skill is a permaban. Period. I don’t care if they’re a subscriber, mod, or anything.

banquetmealsarehealthy just subscribed!

Mmmm... I'm not even gonna give that guy the certification(sic). Ban banquetmealsarehealthy please.

WingsOfWelfare... hehe. Ban him please.

Alright ShockSteve here it is. If you don’t subscribe by the time Fortnite is done download, I'm gonna ban you. Mattah fact, I’m putting Fortnite on ban. Anyone that mentions Fortnite will be banned. No 10 minute timeout, ban their bitch asses.

Anyone asking about muh automobiles, just ban them.

Mods, if... if they say the word two times in a row, ban them.

Ban that guy that just followed.


More (Single Comments)

r/wingsofredemption/comments/9/x/z/h/0/2/richard_quotes.html

r/wingsofredemption/comments/c/i/d/w/1/7/lets_make_a_list_of_all_the_best_wings_quotes.html

r/wingsofredemption/comments/d/h/l/m/j/w/does_anyone_have_any_quotes_from_the_plump_pimp.html

r/wingsofredemption/comments/c/h/3/a/3/a/drop_your_favorite_richard_quotes.html

r/wingsofredemption/comments/a/a/y/z/1/e/favorite_quotes_and_highlights_that_happened.html

r/wingsofredemption/comments/b/v/0/h/g/g/favorite_quotes_from_richard_mcgravy.html

r/wingsofredemption/comments/c/v/c/6/o/h/favorite_wings_quotes.html

r/wingsofredemption/comments/d/w/v/9/c/3/richards_famous_quotes_post_em.html

r/wingsofredemption/comments/b/a/b/j/h/m/since_my_last_post_of_using_richard_quotes_got_so.html

r/wingsofredemption/comments/c/i/x/j/d/d/so_many_quotes_from_richard.html

r/wingsofredemption/comments/b/i/q/l/z/v/wanna_know_a_few_reasons_to_ban_someone_from_your.html

r/wingsofredemption/comments/b/z/u/c/r/5/wingsofredemption_quotes_master_list.html

Anybody got a copy of the "Wings Quotes" post? by daze in WOR

[–]Hoaxacaust 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There was also one posted to the original subreddit: https://web.archive.org/web/20190927044753/https://www.reddit.com/r/WingsOfRedemption/comments/cf33wy/wingsquotestxt/
But to view the archive link you have to disable javascript or add a custom uBlock filter for:

||web.archive.org/*redditstatic.com/desktop2x/*.js^$script

otherwise it will redirect you to a "Not Found" page after it loads. Here's a copy of the text from that:


I want to punch the faggot in the face, I would literally kill him right now. You woulda did that shit in real life and you were sitting in the bed next to me that'd been a fight. Right there. That woulda been a fight. And if you resisted, that might've been a fight to death. Because I would've beat you relentlessly, every time I hit you and thought "man this is my friend", I would keep punching like a machine gun. I would destroy your face, destroy is not the proper word. Pulverize your face with my fucking knuckles. My knuckles would be broken and disformed for the rest of my life. But the satisfaction I'd get from beating your face in like a fucking piece of meat would be unreal. I will destroy you. And your children and rip your head off. It's fucking ridiculous, I can't stand this shit oh ma lord. I just wanna hit him right in the face, I hope he has glasses on, I wanna hit him right in the middle of the glasses and let that shit plop out like, like the sides and you know like the handles come off the ears. Shove my fingers down his throat and feel the vomit come up on my hand as he sits there chokin' on the shit.

What are you gonna do? Hit your bitchass in the kneecap, that's what I'd do. I'd incapacitate you and then I'd beat you with a fuckin pistol grip till your teeth fell out your head. You wouldn't be out here trying to destroy my lifelyhood.

I'm a continued failure on losing weight.

My YouTube channel went from 8 million views a month to 200,000 views a month.

I live off the charity of others.

Dude, I've had fuckin' three bad days in a row- alright, dude I'm do- I'm deleting y- no, dude no, you- no, I'm out (puts down controller), fuck that nigga. Oh, my lord. I hate him. I HATE HIM.

We even had a dog named Nigger once.

Fuckin niggers better donate.

I didn't say anything 'N', yesterday. There was a period in Rainbow 6 where Bandit threw a nitro cell on the wall, and blew it up, and I panicked, and I mixed the word 'No' and 'Jäger' together into a sound. I understand it was Bandit that threw the explosive, but Bandit and Jäger kind of look similar if they have that cowl costume on, and he had the cowl costume on. It's just people making a big deal out of nothing.

Fuck you, get banned. Ban JoeTheHammer. Ban anyone who says free anyone fuck that shit get em the fuck out muh chat.

Dude, shut the fuck up dude, you're a little kid.

ShockSteve - alright, ShockSteve here it is; I'm gonna download Fortnite, ShockSteve, and if I don't reach 520 subscribers within 2 hours I'm permabanning you.

I haven't seen my penis in probably 8 years.

And I basically have to play games for a living that I fucking hate.

Look here, LOOK HERE! LOOK LISTEN! APPEARING OFFLINE DOES NOT FUCKING STOP IT, SO STOP GIVING FUCKING ADVICE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT!

The hardest part about having sex is getting girls to have sex with...um...the way my body is shaped I don’t really have trouble having doggy style sex. what I do is I pick my stomach up and put it on their lower back.

Ban anyone that says I got owned. Ban them permanently please.

I DIDN'T PLAY RACIST MUSIC! SERIOUSLY...I DIDN'T!

Go ahead and ban the word L-I-G-M-A in my chat please.

Either subscribe, donate or git the fuck out.

LuckySerious7, welcome to ban world. If you’re never going to donate, get the fuck out of here.

“Yo Richard, you got any of them pillies Kenny been banging?”

I don't sniff my fucking fingers dude.

"Try appearing Lexapro" - that right there is a ban evasion account.

Alright, ModularDiet. What shit am I refusing to exhume responsibility about?

I'm a slave to food. I love food more than I love myself. I love food more than trucks or pussy.

When she says no 3 times, that means yes.

I don't want my ass licked. I'm a big dude and I don't know if I wipe good enough.

My grandma stuck her finger up my butt and mashed the turd up.

Thank you WingsIs...Extreme...ly fat for the 5 dollars.

"LubeThatChair". Thank you for subscribing bud.

"You mean fucking thumb man".

Richard-Pepsi-banquet-listen-offline-diet.

Surgery-rill-talk-automobile-wreck-sniffer.

Ban these guys dude.

YOU FUCKING DICKSUCKER!

I don't give a fuck man.

Like I hate my fucking life at this point.

Ban world. Population: you.

Welcome to ban world.

I like to waddle - wallow in self pity? Dude I do not wanna be ehh - I don't wanna do nothing in self pity.

Can you - can you please...sigh no...can you please just turn your notification - dude PLEASE, stop. All you're doing is making my life worse, just...stop.

I hate fuckin' PC dude. So hard to conversate with people.

I'm not here to conversate man.

Yeah, whatever, I hope your family dies in an automobile wreck.

1v1 clutch FenneK: You got this bro! Richard: No he dudn't.

It's not like I get on stream and have fun and make new friends and we laugh and giggle during the stream.

Let's see - "Those shirts in the future can be used by the Klan as robes" heh...thank you for being an asshole homie.

I just wish I had a better stream. Like in my head when I was gonna play this, I get 5-6 dudes, all have good mics, be fun, we talk about some fun shit, we'd roll blackbirds all night and have a good time, people would wax poetic with nostalgia. In my head that's what happened and that didn't come to pass.

(Stuttering) Mute that guy, his mic sucks. Go get you a mic.

FUCK YOU LION!

WHERE'S MY HELP? WHERE'S ASH?

Legxt: I'm not gonna shit on you Gustavo, you tried. Richard: He didn't. He didn't try. FUCK YOU GET BANNED!

Rainbow is a very vicious game.

I vomited twice today...watching the subscriber count go down.

Quit being a chump all your life, Carlitos.

So you do it - you just did it, you just did it, you can't say you're not.

Alright, I'm taking Gustavo's name and making it a banned word.

I'm scared of Lexapro man. I really am.

You fuckin' real talk.

Alright...that's the stream for today.

They keep accusing me of being fat.

Mothafucka, I didn't know the topography of the land.

I don't celebrate Thanksgiving. And from my understanding you're not even American, so like YOU don’t celebrate Thanksgiving either, so like why would you even say that? Thank you for the donations though.

Man, it'd be fucking awesome to have a big ass thick burger with fucking bacon on it. Mothafucka. Big old melted pieces of cheese, two patties, fucking some lettuce, get some fucking fries, season that right, dip that shit in ketchup.

No, I've never drunk milk so fresh it felt like someone jizzed in my mouth.

I am completely defeated by the trolls.

...and the other guy is asking if I am gonna donate my loose skin so people can make halloween costumes out of it.

No, don't pick him up, don't pick him- you just lost yo friend slot.

One more meme and I'm out.

Sniped. Sniped. Sniped. Sniped. Sniped. Sniped. Aughughugh, look mom, I'm a sniper!

Would I box Keemstar for 1 million dollars? No. Would you suck his dick for a million? N- Bl- Ugh- Yeah.

I had a guy who pretended to be Willy Wonky and told every girl on Facebook that I called them fat on stream and then linked them to a 6 hour stream. Trolls fuck with me HARD man.

Ban this Ronald McDonald guy, he's been trolling the entire time.

Sean Ranklin's a bitch. That's what he is. He won't say nothing. He won't man up. He just steals content; makes money off of it.

'Have you ever considered paying the guys who make the recap vids because they have so many viewers your way?' No, put that away. Matta fact, you're getting banned for that. Ban him.

Right around World War II is when I had my mental breakdown.

Ban the word "birthday" from the chat.

FireManCandor can you please get banned?

Ban RaisingAnotherMansKidsForLove.

I'm trying to, mothafucker, but that's what you don't understand, I'm trying to but you guys stop me every time I get a- I get a chance to try.

I'm not fuckin' an idiot. I'm literally a not.

Ban that guy right there! Making fun of my K/D - FUCK YOU DOOD, you come do this shit!

We're...we're gonna LOSE this game!

If they say 'the' two times in a row, ban them.

Ban anyone who knows what I said.

Anybody got a copy of the "Wings Quotes" post? by daze in WOR

[–]Hoaxacaust 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

https://web.archive.org/web/20200325071050/https://old.reddit.com/r/JordieMcCratyJordan/comments/fgdt1i/100_wingsofredemption_quotes/


My health is starting to fail. I'm a continued failure on losing weight. My YouTube channel went from 8 million views a month to 200,000 views a month. I live off the charity of others. I haven't seen my penis in probably 8 years. I'm bigger now than I've ever been. I have trouble sleeping. I don't take care of myself the way I should. And I basically have to play games for a living that I fucking hate.

Look here, LOOK HERE! LOOK LISTEN! APPEARING OFFLINE DOES NOT FUCKIN' STOP IT, SO STOP GIVING FUCKING ADVICE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.

I really need to make this fuckin' money, I really wanted to get this fuckin' surgery man, I wanted it so fuckin' bad. dog whimper I just can't do it, I can't TAKE this shit no more man! All I wanted to do was like, I'm just fuckin' lonely, I just wanna fuckin' stream, have a good time, maybe have a good game. crying I hate my life more crying I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

I don't smell my fingers, I touch my face. It's something that's a twitch.

I don't put boogers on my chair. I'm...I'm actually a pretty clean person usually, I just don't...keep up with my hygiene as well as I should lately.

I handle people in real life much better than I handle with people on the internet. Because people in real life don't sit here and make fun of you all day for 6 or 7 months in a row. And if they DO sit there and make fun of you, guess what? You can slap them in the mouth. As much as people want to say - talk about Jordie, I ain't got no bitch in my blood. I got zero bitch in my blood. Zero.

The hardest part about having sex is getting girls to have sex with...um...the way my body is shaped I don’t really have trouble having doggy style sex. what I do is I pick my stomach up and put it on their lower back.

Why is your friend this fuckin' ignorant dude? Like r-really talk?

I DIDN'T PLAY RACIST MUSIC! SERIOUSLY...I DIDN'T!

I don't sniff my fucking fingers dude.

I'm a slave to food. I love food more than I love myself. I love food more than trucks or pussy.

When she says no 3 times, that means yes.

I don't want my ass licked. I'm a big dude and I don't know if I wipe good enough.

My grandma stuck her finger up my butt and mashed the turd up.

"You mean fucking thumb man".

Richard pepsi banquet listen offline diet

I like to waddle - wallow in self pity? Dude I do not wanna be ehh - I don't wanna do nothing in self pity.

Can you - can you please...sigh no...can you please just turn your notification - dude PLEASE, stop. All you're doing is making my life worse, just...stop.

I hate fuckin' PC dude. So hard to conversate with people.

I'm not here to conversate man.

Yeah, whatever, I hope your family dies in an automobile wreck.

1v1 clutch FenneK: You got this bro! Richard: No he dodn't.

WingsOfRedemption: its not like i get on stream and have fun and make new friends and we laugh and giggle during the stream

I just wish I had a better stream. Like in my head when I was gonna play this, I get 5-6 dudes, all have good mics, be fun, we talk about some fun shit, we'd roll blackbirds all night and have a good time, people would wax poetic with nostalgia. In my head that's what happened and that didn't come to pass.

FUCK YOU LION!

WHERE'S MY HELP? WHERE'S ASH?

Legxt: I'm not gonna shit on you Gustavo, you tried. Richard: He didn't. He didn't try.

Rainbow is a very vicious game.

I vomited twice today...watching the subscriber count go down.

I'm scared of Lexapro man. I really am.

You fuckin' real talk.

Alright...that's the stream for today.

They keep accusing me of being fat.

Mothafucka, I didn't know the topography of the land.

OHHHH HOOO HOO HAAAA OHHHH MAH LOOOORD

WingsofRedemption: if i cant play the game on its highest setting i'm not worthy of playing it at all

I don't celebrate thanksgiving. And from my understanding you're not even American, so why would you even say that? Thank you for the donations though.

Man, it'd be fucking awesome to have a big ass thick burger with fucking bacon on it. Mothafucka. Big old melted pieces of cheese, two patties, fucking some lettuce, get some fucking fries, season that right, dip that shit in ketchup.

No, I've ever drunk milk so fresh it felt like someone jizzed in my mouth.

I am completely defeated by the trolls.

...and the other guy is asking if I am gonna donate my loose skin so people can make halloween costumes out of it.

One more meme and I'm out.

Sniped. Sniped. Sniped. Sniped. Sniped. Sniped. Aughughugh, look mom, I'm a sniper!

Would I box Keemstar for 1 million dollars? No. Would you suck his dick for a million? N- Bl- Ugh- Yeah.

I had a guy who pretended to be Willy Wonky and told every girl on Facebook that I called them fat on stream and then linked them to a 6 hour stream. Trolls fuck with me HARD man.

I'm not fuckin' an idiot. I'm literally a not.

We're...we're gonna LOSE this game !

If they say 'the' two times in a row, ban them.

I want people that don't want to be here just to fuckin' leave. Let me know how many people I actually have, that actually want to see me here. I want people to actually care about me being in the fuckin' channel. I want people making YouTube videos and fuckin' Twitch videos to fuckin' stop man. I hate waking up every day wondering if I have a fucking job. It fuckin' terrible! I hate muh fuckin' facecam because shit like this happens and this is gonna be on fuckin' YouTube and Twitch too! I hate fucking doing this shit and getting 15,000 people ask me about my weight and remind me how big of a failure I am. My life sucks man, it does. And I'm scared...and all people do is fuck with me...they fuck with me all deyyy. I get STREHSSED OUT...hewwww EH hewwwwww phhh phhh...fuckin' stressed out.

Dude, I've had fuckin' three bad days in a row. Oh dude I'm delet - nooo dude, noo - you, nah I'm out, you gone dude. Fuck that nigga. Oh mah lord, I hate him, I HATE HIM!

How am I a cunt and a bitch?

Um...I'm banning anybody trying to give me advice. Real talk. My mods should be doing this, I gotta play.

FUCK YOU GET BANNED!

Alright, Redneck. Welcome to Ban World.

"Look here listen" should be banned, WingTings should be banned. Anybody with obvious troll names, just ban them without doing anything.

I'm going to put the word Fortnite on ban after this.

Ban anybody that wants links.

If you continue to say Richard whether you are a sub or not we're just going to get rid of you for 24 hours.

Stevens...you're just gonna get banned now, you've asked the same question 4 times man.

Ban anyone that says I got owned. Ban them permanently please.

Go ahead and ban the word L-I-G-M-A in my chat please.

LuckySerious7, welcome to ban world. If you’re never going to donate, get the fuck out of here.

Alright, I'm taking Gustavo's name and making it a banned word.

Ban that guy right there! Making fun of my K/D - FUCK YOU dude, you come do this shit.

Ban Hoppybean, you motherfuckin' mods dude, seriously!

No unbans...get rid of all the trolls.

I thought I took diet off, I thought I banned diet, let me go do that.

Yo Glthompson, this is why you get banned in my fucking chat. Say positive things.

Jimmy Valmer, just get banned Jimmy Valmer.

Matter of fact Rbperk, you're banned for permanent now. Even if you get unbanned, you're banned on sight.

Ban anybody that says they have adblock.

I'm embarrassed of my K/D, so anybody that points it out gets banned.

Joe got banned because he works against the idea that I want to make money.

Alright, start getting rid of these guys that want to criticize m'gameplay.

KurdishHorseArcher dude, you WILL get banned even if you use a Twitch prime man.

Alright, just because you are a sub doesnt mean you're not gonna get banned.

Anybody that says anything or has a name that resembles my life or a catchphrase that you see, just throw em out.

Webby, repeating troll sayings will get you banned in this chat dude.

WingsMemes...you make pictures of me like standing next to Pepsi machines. That's what you do. By the way, co-can somebody please ban him."

Well Rob, I know you're leaving the chat today.

Alright, we're gonna get rid of WingsofHeartProblems.

Ban World, Population: You!

Talking about troll videos in this channel will get you put out the channel quick.

Give me a second, I gotta ban all these people.

I had to ban like fucking 35 people.

So we are stopping this line of conversation, anybody who wants to continue it...youuu will be banned.

Uhhh...ban uhhh PepsisWings please.

“Yo Richard, you got any of them pillies Kenny been banging?”

"Try appearing Lexapro" - that right there is a ban evasion account.

Alright, ModularDiet. What shit am I refusing to exhume responsibility about?

Thank you WingsIs...Extreme...ly fat for the 5 dollars.

"LubeThatChair". Thank you for subscribing bud.

Let's see - "Those shirts in the future can be used by the Klan as robes" heh...thank you for being an asshole homie.

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Not how reddit works, I seriously doubt it will be back.