Climbing Kilimanjaro - An Unhappy American Woman's Search For An African Lover

Goombatzolo · 2025-02-16T10:47:58+00:00

THE SOLACE OF SEX - HOW A PROGRESSIVE, DISCONSOLATE IN THE WAKE OF DONALD TRUMP, FALLS FOR A TART All Amanda's customers were not just liberal, but from the far left. 'Zis', said psychoanalyst Friedrich, sounding like an SS Obersturmführer, 'is ze problem', and went on to say that 'political febrility always ends up in smut'. Realists screw real women, he said, but idealists make them up.

Goombatzolo · 2025-02-15T10:55:57+00:00

This was precisely what the President's supporters had hoped for all along - that he would make good on his promise to reduce the size of government, code words for eliminating all but the Constitutional necessities. With every whang and wallop of a wrecking ball, his troops shouted and rallied round. This was the first step, they shouted, only the firsT

Goombatzolo · 2025-02-14T14:40:46+00:00

He was missed by no one - it was he who had missed the boat, failed to see the hopelessness of a neo-socialist fairy tale in capitalist America. 'Disappeared', said some but those of a more sanguine disposition imagined him living with a lovely young Korean wife.

Goombatzolo · 2025-02-13T08:30:13+00:00

PANZER DIVISIONS AND STORM TROOPERS - AFUERA! SHOUTS MUSK AND AMERICA CHEERS THE NEW AGE Bob and his progressive mates assumed all along that the rightness of their vision would prevail; and there was no way that squirrel-skinning, bass boat, marry-your-cousin Americans could ever have a voice. Righteousness has a natural, innate, irrefutable piece in human nature

Goombatzolo · 2025-02-12T11:08:32+00:00

THE MARVELOUS WORLD OF FEMININE ARTIFICE - FASHION, DIAMONDS, AND HIGH HEELS, A WOMAN'S VIRTUAL REALITY Women have always been masters of the faux, marvelously talented magicians, carny barkers, mountebanks, and comedians. They were way ahead of the virtual curve, practicing the art of image, enhanced reality, and the what-can-be long before high-tech algorithms were even a distant possibility.

Goombatzolo · 2025-02-11T11:09:50+00:00

A LIFELONG PROGRESSIVE TAKES A WOMAN - WITH THE END OF DAYS AT HAND, RUTTING WAS HIS ONLY SALVATION What's gotten into you?', asked his wife noticing the difference not only in posture and attitude but indifference. He didn't seem to care about equity, the black man, the oppression of women and gay men, the despoiling of the environment, the warming planet. He was in his own happy cocoon. He read the sports page, watched movies, and went out when he pleased. A man.

Goombatzolo · 2025-02-10T16:55:49+00:00

A USAID WORKER TAKES AN AFRICAN LOVER - FOREIGN AID WAS NEVER SO...APPROPRIATE 'So be it', she said, tucking into bed with her black inner city lover, the closest she could get to the real African thing after USAID's demise, but any port in a storm, and Pharoah Washington was just the man to jiggle her rigging.

Goombatzolo · 2025-02-10T11:46:15+00:00

WHA' HAPPENED? - PROGRESSIVES, THE NEW OKIES, PACK UP AND HEAD FOR CALIFORNIA 'Ahh, this is the life', sighed Bob after a dip in the ocean - the right of asylum, the absolute dignity of those like him fleeing persecution. He had fought the good fight so no reason to feel bad about taking public money for his idyll.

Goombatzolo · 2025-02-09T11:06:33+00:00

'SO, SUE ME! - WHY THE LEFT WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE MEAN STREETS BEHIND TRUMP'S PUTSCH The Left, locked in their own dark, commiserating closet, thought that never in a million years would it happen like this - a putsch, a pogrom, Kristallnacht, SS storm troopers breaking into government agencies in the dead of night

Goombatzolo · 2025-02-08T10:57:17+00:00

DONALD TRUMP CHANNELS THE ROBBER BARONS - UNBRIDLED AMBITION, LAISSEZ-FAIRE, AND WEALTH CREATION Donald Trump, as witnessed by his Cabinet appointments, is all in on capitalist enterprise and the liberation of market forces. Free competition, government demurral, and a vigorous, adjudicating court system is the new ethos.

Goombatzolo · 2025-02-07T11:56:39+00:00

THE WHITE BRIGADE COMES TO WASHINGTON - MAJORITY RULE NOT MINORITY INTERESTS, THE NEW TRUMP ETHOS 'Buggering idiot...uber-racist...cad...Hitlerian Kristallnacht wannabee...pogrom-lover...brute', cried the Left blinded by Trump-hate. The last bits and pieces of woke racialism went swirling down gutters and into drains, into the Potomac and out to sea. They grasped and clutched at them but came up with nothing.

Goombatzolo · 2025-02-06T10:56:46+00:00

WITCHES, WARLOCKS, AND MACBETH'S WEIRD SISTERS - DONALD TRUMP AND THE SORCERY THE LEFT HATH WROUGHT No one was paying attention anymore to BLM's shouts for the rights of the black man, or to the gaggle of women on the Mall bitching about misogyny and MeToo abuse, nor to the hyperbolic Cassandras of Global Warming. The heady days of Selma, Montgomery, Freedom Rides, and 'I have a dream' speeches were long gone. A cold, dark, penitential winter was coming

Goombatzolo · 2025-02-04T16:55:01+00:00

A CONSERVATIVE IN INDIAN COUNTRY - Running The Gantlet In La-La Land So the faux MAGA Rappahannock Oyster Company hat stayed. Hancock, energized by the Trump Anschluss into USAID territory, lorded over his friends and neighbors. An extra American flag flew from the Hancock balcony. The time for quiet rectitude was over. These jerks had a comeuppance coming, and why not from him?

Goombatzolo · 2025-02-04T10:38:24+00:00

GET OVER IT! THE REAL TRUMP REVOLUTION - THE ARMS AND TANKS OF STRUCTURAL REFORM 'Get over it', Trump shouted to no one in particular from the balcony of 1700 Pennsylvania. Back to prairie justice, laissez-faire, and expansionist ambition. The age of daisy chain idealism and petticoat dreams is over.

Goombatzolo · 2025-02-03T10:03:47+00:00

DOGE AND THE SATURDAY NIGHT MASSACRE - USAID AND THE POLITICAL CHICANERY OF 'DOING GOOD' It is about time that finally and once and for all US foreign assistance is finished. The nonsense, chicanery, faux idealism, and geopolitical ignorance will end. Elon Musk and DOGE are the avant garde.

Goombatzolo · 2025-02-02T17:37:31+00:00

JOE BIDEN RETIRES WHITE - AFTER YEARS OF DIVERSITY AND NOW AMONG HIS OWN KIND, HE SAYS, 'I'M HOME' The good news was this - retirement in Rehoboth would be lily white, a haven, a racial redoubt, an asylum from all the hectoring bitchiness of BLM, and uppity ghetto women. The bad news, it would be white bread and white dreams without a scintilla of black promise.

Goombatzolo · 2025-02-02T11:15:50+00:00

FROM BOARDROOM TO GHETTO - HO'S AND BRO'S, THE TALE OF LASHONDA EVANS, AND THE DEMISE OF DEI LaShonda chuckled when she saw this bevy of white, blonde girls on the dais with Trump. 'Talk about seat-fillers', she laughed, those ofay bitches gonna do some lap dancin' on the old man'; and so it went without rancor or regret in her old neighborhood, tapped for no good reason to go uptown, served her time and was back where she belonged.

Goombatzolo · 2025-02-01T11:25:10+00:00

THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES - 'NAKED!' SHOUTED DONALD TRUMP AND LIBERALS LEFT TOWN WITHOUT EVEN A FIG LEAF Donald Trump got elected, shouted 'Bullshit', and within hours the sham, the political con game, the Ponzi scheme extraordinaire began to disappear. No sooner did the President legislate DEI (Diversity, Equity, Inclusion) out of federal existence, than corporations, businesses, families, and individuals give it up, take down their rainbow, Hate Has No Home Here lawn signs, and once again began to use old, familiar ways of speaking. In one fell swoop, the whole house of race-gender-ethnicity cards came tumbling down. The nation was simply waiting for permission.

Goombatzolo · 2025-02-01T09:07:51+00:00

FRIENDS OF THE ZOO - DEI IN THE MONKEY HOUSE AND THE SAD END OF A SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR Bob left the zoo where he had wandered long enough, and nursed a Bud at the Blarney Stone across the way. As he mused and looked idly out the window, all he could see were white people, lily white people, blonde people, straight people, and the anxiety returned, hopelessness in the place of hope.

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