Me coming back to saidit after being busy and gone for a bit, trying to figure out what is happening. by Goober_notorious2 in AntiExtremes

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I'm aware. My inner Phoebe though is apparently skewed towards "anti-refugee" sooo I'll see myself out while pretending I made a witty joke linking my paranoia to immigration and back to me hiding in anti-extremes not making jokes about immigration because I am paranoid.

Where riots will break out because there's no more water: Map reveals the hotspots for conflict over depleted supplies in the next 100 years by SundogsPlace in SundogsPlace

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'Hydro political issues' like globalism, colonialism, and crony greed

The banana is dying. The race is on to reinvent it before it's too late by Mnemonic in environment

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My immediate genuine reaction of "omg no I love bananas" shows 3 things: 1) I really love bananas a lot 2) enough to "worry" about this simply by the headline 3) which I think was the first thing to really slip by my hardened shell of immediate skepticism in a while, lol...I know lots of shit is going really bad in the world, but it's not every day I fear for my lifestyle...

If it's true, oh well, I've heard humans have similar DNA to bananas so they'll probably just start harvesting us to create 'nanas ;-P

PS I'm not sharing my banana nice cream recipes because then you guys will eat all my bananas

PPS jk -- freeze chunked (and then mashed in the bag for best results) bananas for like a day or less and then experiment by blending in (or if you're me just lazily smooshing in) delicious milks like protein nutmilk and powders like powdered pb or strawb carnation, or whatever tf makes you happy because this treat will!!! So yummy lol

Democrats Liberals ANTIFA harassing normal working people by useless_aether in communismwatch

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Lol fair enough, I was mostly kidding ;P I like the beauty in things too

The Aurora Shooting: James Holmes’ Strange Psychiatric Interview by dragonslayer in conspiracy

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I came back here like: duhhh I'm an idiot we're totally leaving people out. I can't think of them but I won't google it, I'm gonna be stubborn

The Aurora Shooting: James Holmes’ Strange Psychiatric Interview by dragonslayer in conspiracy

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PS who is that laughing at mark david chapman comments? NO RELIGION TOO?? Lol

The Aurora Shooting: James Holmes’ Strange Psychiatric Interview by dragonslayer in conspiracy

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And Mark David Chapman

Bayer/Monsanto's RoundUp (Glyphosate) has been found in the froot loops of Kellogs before. by HibikiBlack in conspiracy

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The only thing OK about this is how proper "the froot loops of Kellogs" sounds, it really brings a level of class and imagery to the whole thing

War Quotes (My whole collection, to save us all a lot time) by exPFCwintergreen in quotes

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Gentlemen! You can't fight here. This is the War Room. — Peter Sellers, "Doctor Strangelove"

YESSSSS BEST QUOTE EVER IN THE UNIVERSE

Edit: formatting

War Quotes (My whole collection, to save us all a lot time) by exPFCwintergreen in quotes

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I found the Eisenhower one funny (you know, and sad) too and it made me want to watch Kubrick's Dr. Strangelove (the only Dr. Strangelove that even matters, for the record lol)

How Will Police Solve Murders on Mars? (Yes, that's really the article) by Vigte in space

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Interplanetary future fear mongering, what WILL they think of next?

2 tons of cocaine with United Russia’s logo seized in Belgium by useless_aether in WorldNews

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It kinda sounds like Austin Powers set them up

You fucking retards actually downvote this shit? by Alberto in whatever

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I'm just confused because this site doesn't even have downvotes as far as I understand it... But feeeeeeeeel better!! PS For the record, I do not vote because the choices were/are shit lol

TSA pat-downs get even more invasive by voter in news

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Lolll I find your comment hilarious, made me think of the good guy meme - awe thanks, good guy bot...

TSA pat-downs get even more invasive by voter in news

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Yeah lol. Wat is happeninggg, and I thought I was getting a little overly post-y lol

81% of economists predict recession in 2020-2021 by magnora7 in finance

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Ohhh ok, thank you! then I guess I should have just lumped my thoughts together because "they" already designed it to overheat lol

"This is extremeley dangerous to our democracy." Another example of "local" news following mandated national script. by Oof_Too_Humid in conspiracyundone

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After watching that video, I have but one thing to say: THIS is extremely dangerous to our democracy ;)

How the US Government Tried to Troll Me – Chris Kelsey by baal in Collusion

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Lollll amongst other thoughts while reading it, mine included "mr. kelsey, it sounds to me like in your tales, you're being an idiot, and people are treating you like an idiot, I don't see a conspiracy here." :D