Police Arrest Teen Said to Be Linked to Hundreds of Swatting Attacks by P-38lightning in news

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lol! Deported to Florida, I'm sure he's gonna have a real special time there, every day, every night.

Tranny gets mad at delivery driver for misgendering him, confronts him, won't drop it, gets killed for it by fvdcsxaz in TumblrInAction

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Yeah, but people are crazy, people are high on dope. You can't really count on someone to act rationally if they're already being batshit crazy. Thus the classic line "I feared for my life, and then shot them.." because if you count on crazy people to stop being crazy, you end up stabbed or shot yourself.

Canada will require all new cars to be zero emissions vehicles by 2035 by hfxB0oyA in WorldNews

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For passenger vehicles, sure. Solid state, phase change, and molecular distortion batteries will only push that energy density to more ridiculous extremes over time. For farm vehicles, heavy use trucks, and any number of other vehicles, you're going to be using the decomposed sludges of the carboniferous era 300 million years ago until probably the end of the 21st century. Just because its too much hassle to fit new tech to every niche right away.

Kind of how they have 2 cycle engines for chainsaws, it saves weight, and these things aren't exactly guzzling a billion gallons a day, so emissions from that niche use are not important. Until other tech catches up, and people are like "hey, most of these sub 45cc chainsaws are more practical to use batteries now!" And the 60cc-125cc chainsaws... Well, give it another 30 years. But that technology, its not even 20th century, we're going back to the 19th century for the base tech, which has been improved quite a lot, but is not fundamentally different.

A man is still considered pure when he releases his lust with a sheep or a goat. If there is no woman, then there is no true lust or sexual sin! Then, the animal becomes tainted, and must die! So says the Prophet Mohammad! – Dr. Zakir Naik by [deleted] in funny

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Got it! Have all the barnyard sex I want, and then kill Mohamed, or one of his descendants, every time I bust off a load...

Looks like I got some killin to do boys! :D

I deleted my 7 year old 20k karma reddit account by ID10T in whatever

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lol! I usually changed accounts every 2-3 years. Some of them had 50-70k in karma. The last big karma account, I just kind of stalled it out at 24k, would pick up a lot of karma on some bullshit post somewhere, and then just troll via unpopular opinions that would make people rage, and make them call up their bot farm to downvote me. During covid people just kind of mentally snapped. They figured pushing bullshit opinions to the top of the heap would change the world somehow. NOPE!

Reddit changed the world no more than some incel posting vids about how he can't get no chicks, 3-4 months before he does something suicidal and stupid. And of course, Reddit has done many many suicidal and stupid things. Reddit mods trying to do some sort of labor strike was probably the funniest.. No, sorry, your pretend job gives you NO RIGHTS. Maybe try going outside, touching grass, and maybe getting at least an IRL part time job? No? You wanna stay on welfare/disability, oh well..

Richard Stallman is Battling Cancer by [deleted] in technology

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How can someone who was born as a malignant mass claim to have cancer?

Sen. Dianne Feinstein, a trailblazer in U.S. politics and the longest-serving woman in the Senate, dies at age 90 by --a in whatever

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Her staff probably get fat severance checks.

Sen. Dianne Feinstein, a trailblazer in U.S. politics and the longest-serving woman in the Senate, dies at age 90 by --a in whatever

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Guess even lizard people run out of mojo sooner or later. ;)

NYPD 'robocop' to patrol Times Square subway station by xoenix in news

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At 420 pounds, it oddly enough is NOT the fattest cop working for the NYPD. lol!

Directly Comparing Zoosexuality with being Gay by jet199 in TumblrInAction

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lol! PETA has always been one shitshow away from being labeled a domestic terrorist organization, and locked up for good.

Directly Comparing Zoosexuality with being Gay by jet199 in TumblrInAction

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But ultimately, they're just animals, and humans are an apex predator. So if its a question of does the animal get fucked, or does it get fattened up, killed and eaten?

I'd suppose the fucking it would be a lesser of evils, but I'm a bit heartless on these things.

Directly Comparing Zoosexuality with being Gay by jet199 in TumblrInAction

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Ultimately, zoophilia, as in they preferentially bond and have sex with animals, rather than it just being any kind of "stray tail" they can land, be it human, animal, silicone fleshed out robots, whatever, are actual MORE rare and serial killers. There are something like 30 to 1 MORE serial and spree killers than zoophiles by population.

So ultimately, the psychology of zoophilia is studying a hyper minority. From what little they found from the oh, 500-2000 ish in the english speaking world, there seems to be a more generalized bond with mammals in the mid-brain, more openness to attractive pheromone triggers, and not as much with their own species.

Now the mentally ill, who just tend to fuck random things, called it generalized paraphilia. Or people into risky/exotic sex, those are way way more plentiful. This is usually neurotransmitter dis-regulation. .5mg of risperdal a day, and magically it stops being an impulse, because the brain is no longer trying to fry itself. The thrill seekers, that's a bit more complicated. They're probably going to kill themselves from auto-erotic asphyxiation in the end, so, who cares? :D

You get into rural areas which are sexually repressed, like during the Kinsey study on male sexuality in the 40s-50s, and its all fucking bets are off. Similar with the Arab world, and many other regions. Its a transitional phase, so people can get their rocks off without knocking up someone in their teens and being a social pariah. When they get older, and more financially stable, most end up boringly vanilla heterosexuals.

As for studies of actual zoophiles, the Indiana study was kind of a wet firecracker. They got a bunch of code geeks/aerospace guys with IQs over 130, who had xNTx type Meyers-Briggs personalities, etc etc.. You lock them up, kiss the fucking internet goodbye. :D Most of the new laws on zoophilia were aimed at the more reckless people making porn of it, and fence jumping. In the rural states, the laws protecting factory farmers who torture chickens, turkeys, assorted livestock, generally keeps the wealthier zoophiles who own their own farms, etc from being blackmailed by their mexican or otherwise ranch hands. Violate ag gag, rack up a felony, back to Mexico boyo! ;D

People just into the porn of animal sex, or human-animal sex.. Mostly novelty seeking personalities. If that porn goes away, they hit the internet and find a new fetish in about 5 minutes.

So most of this zoophilia panic is just bullshit. Granted, that doesn't keep certain senile as FUCK former sheriffs in Arizona from blowing $3-4 MILLION a year trying to lure them to Arizona and bust them. For reasons. :D Or any other wacky assed shit for someone trying to make hay persecuting a super minority and making a name for themselves. Which might get them a step up in their career, but is ultimately limiting because you don't want someone into spectacles and ridiculous bullshit at the higher levels of the justice system on investigative issues.

Maui officials tried to enforce media BLACKOUT to block footage from devastating wildfires by Questionable in news

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Hawaii is abso-fucking-lootly corrupt as fuck. If they had anything like a real justice system, not a single person with a govt job would avoid jail over that disaster.

VIDEOS: Budweiser Tents Practically Empty at Crowded Sturgis Motorcycle Rally by Faty in Entertainment

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When it comes to your megabrew gutter water that's being sold as beer, you do NOT rock the fucking boat. It's all about tradition.

Granted, any drinker of light beer, you're gonna get some looks, but maybe you're just trying to cut down the carbs, and don't wanna go on to be just about whiteclaw junkie yet.. When that beer has a tranny as its poster child... Ahh fuck no!!! lol!

And I don't care what brand or region of the country it is. You might have some pocket of Hamms drinkers, Pabst drinkers, Strohs drinker, on and on and on.. You don't fuck with the brand, even though the brand is decreasing, because the same three megabrews brew all the damned brands. Someone stops drinking bud light, they drink coors light, or busch light or some other shit.

In a pinch, if they don't have your brand, you might drink something else. UNLESS its associated with some crazy shit, like trannies. Or if someone shot up a mini mall wearing some niche brand, because if they shot up a mini mall wearing Marlborough Action Wear, likely from the 90s and sourced from a thrift shop, nobody cares. Odds are they threw it on the morning before. Unless.. Said beer brand endorsed a streamer, who then shot up a mini mall. But if its FourLoco or Steel Reserve, that's par for the course. Any publicity is good publicity..

Is there any convincing argument that African-Americans have not overall benefited from slavery in the long run? by 8thmonitor in AskSaidIt

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lol! The vast vast majority of them brought across DIED. Survival past 1 year was something like less than 30%. About 12-18% died just on the 2-3 month boat ride across. https://www.statista.com/statistics/1070565/middle-passage-death-rate-by-destination-1501-1866/ And even in the americas, strange parasites and respiratory diseases killed slave who had been there for some time, or were simply born there.. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2571776/pdf/jnma00275-0089.pdf

For new slaves there was also the issue of "seasoning" where you try to beat the rebelliousness out of any deposed rules, hangers on, and other members of a regime who were previously higher status. https://www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/history-of-slavery/americas

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seasoning_(slavery)

And even after the civil war, and even the de-segregation of the 60s-80s, there were always plenty of systems to keep the masses of them down. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weathering_hypothesis

Relatively speaking, the ones RETURNED to Africa, Nigeria in particular, had FAR FAR more agency, and choice in how they ended up in society, and determined their own future. Those in places where they won their freedom, Brazil, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Jamaica, you've got some black families who climbed back on top in a one hell of a hurry. And the masses who were just average nobodies, and did simply ok.

Compare this to places like Mississippi and Alabama where you've got Black majorities, and they just don't have fucking shit to show for it. Incarceration is sky high, education is a joke even for the white people, overall health is just fucked.

One could argue that from the 1920s-1970s, they did better than their African cousins, and african slaves transported to other regions. Downstream from this, the third world kept advancing, and north america just kinda fucking gave up.

Kiwifarms is back up on the clearnet at a new domain by Tarrock in whatever

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Hey, if they use it to locate, institutionalize, and more or less forget most of those budding little psychopaths for life, I do NOT see the problem. lol!

Reddit CEO: We’re Sticking With API Changes, Despite Subreddits Going Dark by Inuma in WayOfTheBern

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I always keep an account open just for porn. :D

Reddit Blackout & WotB - Welcome! by penelopepnortney in WayOfTheBern

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You're obviously just an un-person and a thought-criminal. :D

Reddit suffers a major outage after thousands of subreddits temporarily shut down - The company blamed the protest for causing issues across its website and mobile apps. by neolib in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Yeah, the trannies have expended an insane amount of effort to spin the narrative by controlling reddit. People stop going there, they've wasted years and years of effort insinuating themselves there.

Reddit suffers a major outage after thousands of subreddits temporarily shut down - The company blamed the protest for causing issues across its website and mobile apps. by neolib in MeanwhileOnReddit

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The bots and shills have nothing to mine except for the fringe subreddits. And who the fuck wants to spam someones shoe fetish bullshit for karma?

Reddit suffers a major outage after thousands of subreddits temporarily shut down - The company blamed the protest for causing issues across its website and mobile apps. by neolib in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Honestly, I'm mostly just there for the porn these days. Being able to do any kind of real discourse or debate, nah, doesn't work. It ends up being one big echo chamber where they shut out anyone who doesn't think like everyone else.

Reddit suffers a major outage after thousands of subreddits temporarily shut down - The company blamed the protest for causing issues across its website and mobile apps. by neolib in MeanwhileOnReddit

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You've got hundreds of thousands of bots pinging subreddits they can't access, effectively a DDOS.

Walmart Under Fire for LGBTQ+ Merchandise for Children by CodyPhilips in USnews

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I guess even Arkansas corporate execs can go full retard on this marketing trend.

More than 90% of Calif. pot farms infected with ‘severe’ pathogen by [deleted] in USnews

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Welcome to the real world of agriculture, nature is fucking against you, and give NO shits about your profits. Just ask the wheat farmers.. https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-019-12927-7

Target loses $9B in week following boycott calls over LGBTQ-friendly kids clothing by sproketboy in news

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lol! That's market valuation of their stock. Actual gross sales are around $106 Billion, profit on most items is going to be roughly 8-15%, smaller impulse items, considerably more markup, but way high risk of spoilage, "shrinkage" meaning theft, breakage, got crammed in the back, and lost in the back of shelf crunch, or some newbie on the walkie-stacker popped 300 pounds of candy while trying to fit it between the top shelf, and the ceiling girders. :D

https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/TGT/target/revenue https://www.statista.com/statistics/255957/revenue-of-target-in-north-america/

Ukraine drains more money from the United States. In other news, "the U.S. could run out of money to pay the bills by June 1." by In-the-clouds in news

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We need as MANY Ukrainian whores deployed to the southern border of the US to drain all those suckers of their money, and wear them out to much to flee from border patrol. :D And somehow, not entirely sure of the details. PROFIT!

WATCH: Cops Sic K9 on Innocent Man for Watching a Nearby Arrest from His Front Porch by [deleted] in PoliceMisconduct

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ACAB, that's all there is to it.

"It's Okay To Be White" is hate speech according to the ADL by Oyveygoyim in whatever

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From the perspective of the neo-nazis and the assorted sheethead factions I'm sure. Unless you count the fact that each kind of justified the existence of the other.

"It's Okay To Be White" is hate speech according to the ADL by Oyveygoyim in whatever

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The ADL pretty much went to shit, and stayed that way since the 80s.

A YouTuber built a gas-generator powered Tesla to avoid plugging in on an 1,800-mile road trip by [deleted] in technology

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lol! You GOTTA see his jet engine powered go-kart vids, those are the fucking BOMB! :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJr-RmJxtDc

He also does a few other cool types of engines. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDFAjCOM3iQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AJHU_GfidU

How do I deal with my crippling addiction to gamer girl piss? by HongKongPnooey in AskSaidIt

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Get yourself some estrus mare urine, I think that'll fix you up for a fraction of the cost. :D

Pennsylvania high school niggers threatens to kill white teachers by Oyveygoyim in news

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Jewish bakery experience by trident765 in nonmorons

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lol! They know your ass is hooked. :D

Seriously though, the ingredients are pretty wacky. I have no doubt the expenses are going up legitimately. https://orderisda.org/culture/our-recipes/italian-dessert-recipe-to-die-for-cannoli-cake/ https://snappygourmet.com/cannoli-cake-recipe/

Cake Batter:

2 1/2 cups all purpose flour
2 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup unsalted butter softened
1 3/4 cups granulated sugar
3 large eggs
1 tablespoon fresh orange zest
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 1/4 cup milk

Frosting;

1 tub (10 ounces) ricotta cheese
1 tub (16 ounces) mascarpone cheese
3 cups powdered sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 teaspoon fresh orange juice
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 bag (10 ounces) mini chocolate chips divided

So yeah, take it easy on that stuff. It's pretty much a saturated fat, spice, and carbohydrate delivery system made to get you hooked.