WILL YOU JOIN THEM??? 470,000 People Planning To Storm Area 51 Form Outrageous Plan by Tom_Bombadil in conspiracy

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Get the aliens on your side and you might have a chance with some “inside support” like sabotaging the guns.

Uh. Yeah. lol

Everything Social Media Giants Banned in 2019 (That They Should've Banned Ages Ago) by Stankmango in AntiFacebook

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Interesting. I have a Facebook and Twitter account but have not used used either one of them in many years. I just assumed that both were already heavily censored. Was that not the case?

China claims Three Gorges Dam in 'elastic state' after Google Maps shows warping by Snow in WorldNews

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It's straight with Chinese characteristics.

How Can We Celebrate “Freedom” While Kids Are in Concentration Camps? : politics by sawboss in MeanwhileOnReddit

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With piñatas obviously.

Never Again! by IamRedBeard in AntiTrumpAlliance

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El trabajo te libera.

Rep. Frederica Wilson demands prosecution for those who mock Congress online by dcjogger in politics

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"Those people who are online making fun of members of Congress are a disgrace, and there is no need for anyone to think that is unacceptable"

She's not wrong.

What this sub is all about by Enkidu in CleanYourRoom

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I disagree. What is not very compassionate is teaching people learned helplessness. Using humor and a little gentle ribbing to motivate people to confront problems is healthy and good. Also it should be noted that the humor here is largely self deprecating. I'm am not a hoarder (I totally am) but I do have a storage building full crap that I desperately need to clean up. So do me a solid bro, let the insults fly, but don't be too insulting or I'll punch this website in its stupid face.

San Francisco Bans Sales of Juuls and All Other E-Cigarettes by dcjogger in politics

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So San Francisco will ban E-cigarettes but won't clean literal shit off the streets? Honk Honk

Magnora, what's going on with the front page? by Literally_Caesar in magnora7

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"they" could be (((them))).

Just kidding, probably just a couple of bored middle schoolers.

How a Dubious Claim of Cement Milkshakes in Portland Became a Right-Wing Meme by IamRedBeard in AntiTrumpAlliance

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Vegan milkshakes? Eww! I would rather have cement thrown on me tbh.

Hong Kong Protesters Raise the British Flag by magnora7 in memes

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Colonizers get out come back.

i don't like Reddit. now give me fun only (insightfuls will be BLORKCED.) by deveyer in Reddit

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run redditcomentstandard.exe

Um sweaty? I just spent three hours combing through all of your reddit comments from the past two years, and oof, that's a yikes from me. I literally can't even right now. Oh sweet summer child, you do realize you are making me lose all faith in humanity? I'm literally shaking rn. Lets unpack this. It's almost as if maybe, just maybe, your toxic, problematic behavior towards PoC is because someone hurt you. Just shut up and listen. It's called being a decent human being, and as a white person, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.

Let that sink in.

Top Seven Trends In Tattoo Ideas Women Back To Watch by JasonCarswell in women

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Tattoos on women are basically warning labels that say "I have very poor judgement, DO NOT, under any circumstances, trust me with an important decision. That said, I am glad women get them, they are helpful.

i don't like Reddit. now give me fun only (insightfuls will be BLORKCED.) by deveyer in Reddit

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fundoot.

I didn't vote for Trump. However, I'm pretty sure that I understand why many others did. Unfortunately, many here do not. Why did you vote for Trump? by Tom_Bombadil in AskSaidIt

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I keep thinking that Trump would flame out in the primaries, but he didn't. So in the general election I felt like I had to choose between an absolutely horrible candidate and the other candidate that was somehow even worse. So I reluctantly pulled the lever for Trump. I don't regret that decision and over the years I have actually started to like him.

What makes you feel old? by Light_Aura in AskSaidIt

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Happy Birthday!

What makes you feel old? by Light_Aura in AskSaidIt

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Knowing that my newest pair of socks is probably older than most of you all.

What really is the dumbest way to die? by miclejhon in AskSaidIt

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Backpacking through any dangerous part of the world to prove that people are good, and getting murdered by the locals.

Anti-work by Snow in quotes

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More like "if you find a j-" "Can I go play Fortnite now?"

Brazilian cartoon about the 2008 US election by magnora7 in politics

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That hippy eagle looks awesome.

Why America Can’t Solve Homelessness by Entropick in collapse

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"They could replace encampment sweeps and anti-panhandling laws with municipally sanctioned tent cities"

Sounds reasonable. In fact you could go a step further and just decree that the streets themselves are homes and bam done. Problem solved.

Shocking pictures from LA capture the city in collapse by happysmash27 in collapse

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I remember when every east coast city was a complete dump, especially New York, but west coast cities were nice. Now it seems the east coast has cleaned itself a bit, especially New York, and the west coast is going to crap.

I feel so worry for playing a new PC game. by Snow in Games

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Me too. I remember a time when I would get excited about new games and buy them as soon as they were released, or, and I trust that you will keep this a secret between us, even pre-order. Now I wait until they've been out a while and go on sale.

What is the lamest horror movie monster of all times and why is it the Jigsaw killer? by [deleted] in whatever

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Zombies. Any zombies. Well almost any. They are basically just like people but dumber and slower and deader. Zombies are really only a threat when your characters do insanely suicidally dumb things. I don't know that even qualify as monsters, they are basically just easy targets for fantasy wish fulfillment of mass murder.

I can't bear to watch any superhero movies since they are all very retarded by Snow in Movies

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Is that what tv is like now? I am a cordcutter and have been for years, so I never watch tv, but I wouldn't have guessed that cop shows would've made a comeback.

My Apology To SaidIt (And An Idea) by JasonCarswell in SaidIt

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So you have realized that people's political opinions are "canned responses" or more accurately memes in the original definition of the word. Man, you are so close to an epiphany here. I'm rooting for you.

I can't bear to watch any superhero movies since they are all very retarded by Snow in Movies

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I've only seen a couple of them since I have never really been a fan of the genre. What is it specifically that you think is so retarded about them?

Chelsea Manning Has Been Released From Jail by Mnemonic in WorldNews

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I have mixed feelings about Manning. On the one hand good job, on the other, no I will not pretend that you are a woman. HONK HONK!

Facebook content reviewers coping with PTSD symptoms by having sex and doing drugs at work: report by JasonCarswell in Facebook

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So, uh, are they hiring?

Not gonna lie, I feel real tempted to get a CB radio for my truck. by Enkidu in 11MRadio

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Thanks. Total newb here, so the palomar is the amp? Is it easy to make this mod, like just plug and play, or is it more complicated than that?

How can we get more people to join this site and more importantly make sure that it has good diversity of opinion? by Themagicalmidget in AskSaidIt

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Just give it time. Reeeeee!ddit won't be satisfied until they have banned everything except cat pictures.

David Goodall, 104, just took his own life, after making a powerful statement about assisted death by ItherethinkIamfor in SanctionedSuicide

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I couldn't read the article, but the dude was 104 couldn't he have just waited a few more days?

Not gonna lie, I feel real tempted to get a CB radio for my truck. by Enkidu in 11MRadio

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I really don't know. I assume that there must be someone though.

All salads should have one interesting ingredient by Flesh in Food

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Agreed, something interesting like a steak.

Is it normal for I don't watch TV? by Snow in AskSaidIt

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I think its becoming more normal. I have a tv that we use to watch youtube and netflix but we haven't had cable or satellite in years. Its weird because sometimes I get nostalgic and want to watch something on tv like the old days. Then I spend like 30 minutes looking for something just to finally decide that I don't to watch anything after all.

Isn't the statement on this meme objectively sexist? by sawboss in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Big deal. When I was a kid we had t.v. that couldn't be paused and my mother knew it. And she didn't care.

Star Wars Movies Will Take a Break After Episode IX, Disney Says by Vigte in StarWars

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As a parent of young children, this makes me so very happy! A good ten year break would be perfect Disney. Thanks.

What's your tale from the restaurant? by Vulphere in AskSaidIt

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When I was young, maybe about 5 years old, my family was traveling to go see my grandparents. It was about a 6 hour drive so we stopped to have some dinner. We went into the restaurant and sat down at a table and I ,for some reason, picked up the ketchup bottle and took a drink. My father got so embarrassed and angry that we left right then and didn't eat at restaurant again until I was 18 years old.

You wake up, And the past 5 years of your life were just a dream. What do you do? by Yhvr in AskSaidIt

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Eat some breakfast.

Hello guys 😊 I am new here by pafagu in SaidIt

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Hi

FOX NEWS : trump cuts aid to three Mexican countries by useless_aether in funny

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To be fair, that map is not actually wrong.

Flashback: 50 Hollywood Stars Who Accused Trump of Treason, Collusion with Russia by HeyImSancho in SundogsPlace

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Well to be fair, Trump was also a part of the entertainment industry and actually is a traitor to their real agenda.

The Dirt | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflix Motley Crue movie by Entropick in metal

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I think I will watch it this weekend. I still have a Netflix account. Thanks for the offer though.

The Dirt | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflix Motley Crue movie by Entropick in metal

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I have so many mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, Motley Crue!, but on the other hand Netflix.

Has anyone lost faith in humanity? (Vent) by Jesus-Christ in ChattyKathys

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You should. We could have a subling rivalry.

Has anyone lost faith in humanity? (Vent) by Jesus-Christ in ChattyKathys

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I haven't. When my two weeks are up, I plan to start a sub dedicated to just how ridiculously awesome humanity really is.

Exxon Vs. Chad - Resolution to the world's largest lawsuit by magnora7 in magnora7

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Virgin Exxon vs Chad Chad

Just came over from Reddit by _Green_Shadow123 in AlternativeMedia

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Just wait two weeks then you can create a sub.

r/ImGoingToHellForThis/ is back, with cat. by Enkidu in MeanwhileOnReddit

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I agree. They are mocking Reddit.

Deleted my Reddit account by Enkidu in MeanwhileOnReddit

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I didn't think to save it. If I can find it again, I will post it here.

What is a sub you're hoping to see over here on Saidit? by Starlight_Fire in SaidIt

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I was thinking about making sub similar to HFY (Humanity Fuck Yeah). HFY is a writing sub focused on the awesome potential of humanity. I think it would be cool to have something similar but for non-fiction. Humans and Human civilization are awesome! And there is till huge potential for even more yet.

What are your favourite video games and why? by HanakoIsBestGirl in AskSaidIt

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I recently realized that I am a casual gamer too. I like solo play sand box type stuff.

What would happen if we sent people to Mars, it's a huge success, and then the Martians develop into a separate species? by Alduin in AskSaidIt

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I may have to read that story again. I thought that the Eloi who lived on the surface were dumb and weak, basically cattle. And the Morlocks who lived underground were strong and dumb, but still marginally smarter than the Eloi.

What are your favourite video games and why? by HanakoIsBestGirl in AskSaidIt

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Cities Skylines - Best city builder American Truck Simulator - Pure Zen Stationeers - I don't really know why I like one this so much, but I do. Dawn of Man - back to my roots.