Study Shows Women's Flatulence Is More Smelly Than Men's by [deleted] in TIL

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I suspected this all along!

"If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly." - Ancient Greek Philosopher Diogenes on the indecency of his masturbating in public by [deleted] in quotes

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Involuntary boners happen often, and a wise monkey once told me to never waste a boner!

What Happens If... You Hold In A Fart? by [deleted] in TIL

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Same thing happened to a colleague at work years ago. His lips went blue and he was struggling to breathe, had to get an ambulance to take him to the hospital. Our first aider was running with a defibrillator, everyone was worried the fat bastard was going to go sour. Well we all had a good laugh when he got to the hospital and let out an enormous ripper, became something of a workplace legend. It's not as fun when it happens to you though 😳

What Happens If... You Hold In A Fart? by [deleted] in TIL

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One time I thought I was going to have a heart attack and had horrible chest pains and fatigue, but it turned out that it was a massive fart.