Donald Trump Presidential Victory Speech | I will be President of All Americans by [deleted] in politics

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Except the ones who live in Blue States, no matter what their party.

Nice try, Il Donaldo Wannabe Pussolini

Don the Con rolls back food safety standards yet again! Bad news if you like EGGS... by DIMP in news

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"CHICAGO (Reuters) - The Trump administration said on Wednesday it will stop requiring U.S. plants that produce egg products to have full-time government inspectors, in the first update of inspection methods in 50 years.

Under a new rule that takes effect immediately, the U.S. Department of Agriculture will allow companies like Cargill Inc and Sonstegard Foods to use different food-safety systems and procedures designed for their factories and equipment.

The change marks the Trump administration's latest move to ease government regulations over the nation's food system. Some inspectors and public-interest groups have warned food safety may suffer as a result....

It's happened again. CV Vitolo-Haddad, an academic at @UWMadison & an antifa activist, has apologized after being outed as someone pretending to be a person of color. by Chipit in news

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So? Men claiming to be women are celebrated.

What's the difference between this woman and Bruce Jenner?

Oh, that's right sex is either male or female, but race is a spectrum, so we should be giving this woman a cooking show and "Black Person of the Year" award.

President Trump: Joe Biden 'will turn Minnesota into a refugee camp' by kesh in news

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If California were a country it would have one of the world's largest economies.

Whoops - I used a big word!

Expecting Dump supporters to understand more than a two syllable word is probably like trying to get Trump to understand more than a one syllable word...

Democrats Furious President Trump Made The US Postal Service Incompetent For Last 25 Years by christnmusicreleases in Satire

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Here's a way to make the POSTAL SERVICE more competent!

Get rid of all the mail boxes!!!!!

That'll teach 'em...

Report Finds Nearly 350,000 Dead Voters Still on Rolls by scrubking in politics

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Has anyone checked Donald's pulse?

Our Donald's business ties to Russia! by DIMP in politics

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Grab a cuppa coffee or a brewski, because the list of Donaldo's "business" ties to the Ruskies is very, very long...

If you live in a Blue State, Donnie doesn't care if you die! by DIMP in politics

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I'm convinced that Trump supporters are missing parts of their brain. I think that if they lived in North Korea they would support the Kim dynasty, because they just seem to need a strongman (not that Trump is strong, fucking draft dodger) to tell them what to think.

I cannot stand the Democrats, but seriously, if you just watch Donnie for... five or so minutes, on any given day, you can tell what a narccissitc, dumb, corrupt, lying buffoon he is.

Teens are being paid to troll-farm for Donald Dump! by DIMP in politics

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FAKE NEWS!!!!!

I am no fan of the current news media, but a good % (all?) Trump supporters could watch him shoot their grandma in the pussy and still call it fake news if the Washington Post reported it.

So, How Do They Dump Biden? As the Democrat presidential campaign degenerates into "Weekend at Gropey’s," a question arises: Assuming the Dems and their media minions somehow drag that rickety, basement-dwelling weirdo across the finish line, how do they get rid of him post-inauguration? by Chipit in politics

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Well, Trump, given his ever-expanding girth and difficulty standing straight, could well fall on Biden during the Inauguration and suffocate him to death.

Snitch McConnell would then immediately change the rules and appoint himself as president.

And then we'd all die of COVID or pre-existing conditions or starvation within about five years except Scrub King, who seems to be about 12 and who Mitch will appoint as VP because Pence is too liberal.

Teens are being paid to troll-farm for Donald Dump! by DIMP in politics

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Ummm, NO, not anonymous sources.

The troll farm has been named:

"Pro-Trump group Turning Point Action, an affiliate of Turning Point USA, paid Arizona teenagers to spread right-wing messages for the group on their personal Facebook and Twitter accounts, The Washington Post reported.

The Post reported Tuesday some accounts belonging to minors had been suspended for posting talking points, characterized as “platform manipulation and spam.”

https://www.ibtimes.com/facebook-twitter-suspend-accounts-youth-involved-conservative-groups-domestic-troll-3046896

It begins, Don the Con and Moscow Mitch change the rules as they go along - USSR here we come! by DIMP in politics

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My title was a play on a title posted by Scrub King, who seems to suspiciously spend all day cherry-picking news favorable to Our Fearless Leader, Don the Con, and posting it with inflammatory and often inaccurate titles.

It Begins... Angry, Violent Democrats Post Mitch McConnell's Home Address Online -- Threatening Protests Planned for Today by scrubking in politics

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Hey Scrub King,

Serious question: Are you one of the teens being paid to troll farm for Don the Con?

Teens are being paid to troll-farm for Donald Dump! by DIMP in politics

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Teens are being paid to troll farm for Trump by astro-turfing websites, hmmm....

Baby Donald disclosed secret US weapons system to journalist during late night chats. I sleep well, don't you? by DIMP in politics

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The Donald? A BLABBERMOUTH?!?!? You don't say...

Kim Jong Trump vows to put down "insurrection" on Election Night - Ain't that America, for you and me?!? by DIMP in politics

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You would do well in China, but China is way too smart to accept people like you who want the US to become China.

Trump siphoned off funds from 9/11 First Responder health fund by DIMP in politics

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Probably to defend one of The Donald's rape cases. I lost count, how many women have accused him? 40 something?

Good that King Donald has his own private, whoops, public attorney general Barr to defend him from rape charges. Fucking Banana Republic we've become

Tucker Carlson: Democrats Leveraged Fear of Virus to Gain Political Power -- 'This Isn't Science, It's Dystopia' by scrubking in politics

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But but but Donnie admitted on tape that the virus was a real scary threat while calling it a "hoax" in public.

Your Donnie admitted the virus was not a hoax. Do you not actually listen to Herr Trump before you salute?

Tucker: President Trump wants US troops out of the Middle East by Tarrock in politics

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Sure, let's deploy troops, normally used to fight Iraqis, inside US borders. What could go wrong.

Fucking history, obviously not taught anymore.

Tucker: President Trump wants US troops out of the Middle East by Tarrock in politics

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So that is why Our Donnie dropped the Mother of All Bombs on Syria?

And assassinated, what was his name that guy in Iran in January - the ISIS fighter?

Good work, Donald! War is Peace.

Woodward: My Priority Was Getting Trump Smear Out Before Election by scrubking in politics

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Woodward's book is not a smear if it's true and since Woodward has tapes of Trump, I guess it's true.

Do you get paid by the MAGA post?

r/GenderCynical cries about the existence of gender critical people. Users, including a mod, encourage harassment and abusing reports. Conclusion? The other sub is banned. by TumbleweedFireflies in WatchRedditDie

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I keep seeing posters on r/conspiracy bemoaning how it's become The Donald after that sub was banned and telling each other to leave Reddit and come to SAIDIT to get away from the MAGA invasion, so there's that.

What did you do while 9/11 happened ? by ElifromtheBook in AskSaidIt

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I went out with a friend and his kids for dinner at an outdoor hamburger place that night after watching the footage of the Towers all day. Everyone was in a state of shock. I told my friend, "This is it, this is the end." And in a way it was.

Nineteen Years Ago. Never Forget. by Nemacolin in news

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Yes, because if we forgot our governments would have to make up another excuse to destroy the Bill of Rights and launch endless wars.

"I am not involved in the 11 September attacks in the United States, as a Muslim I try my best to avoid telling a lie - I had no knowledge of these attacks, nor do I consider the killing of innocent women, children, and other humans an appreciable act!" Osama Bin Laden DENIES INVOLVEMENT IN 9/11 by EndlessSunflowers in quotes

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I read an account by a Pakistani journalist who claimed to be the last person to interview Bin Laden before the 9/11 attacks. He said that Bin Laden knew that something was going to happen but didn't know what.

Bin Laden had been a CIA asset so...