MTF offers help to women who can't get abortion by NerveActive in TumblrInAction

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"Because we're women, we actually know how to operate your machinery". Yeah, right. And if I call myself a horse I'm suddenly an expert on all things equine.

most attractive transgender by meisthebigdumb in TumblrInAction

[–]Curious_Illithid 13 insightful - 3 fun13 insightful - 2 fun14 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Sometimes you see a troon's before-and-after pic and you mourn the loss of a very good looking man or woman.

Once I saw sorta-opposite... The person was claiming to become a good looking girl. Well. Still didn't look like a girl, but losing the stupid little beard and growing out hair made "her" into a much better looking dude.

"The menstrual cycle is not normal or healthy" by GammaKing in TumblrInAction

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From what I've seen, "periods BAD and UNNATURAL, nothing wild has them, humans used to not have them, bad humans (white humans in this case) made them happen by DOING THE WRONG THING!!!11" is usually a vegan thing.

Twitter user wants existing characters to become “trans” because it “increases their character depth” by kingc-way245 in TumblrInAction

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So they want to change existing characters, but call it "character advancement". Feels like their plan is just to tie all pre-existing struggles the character had into "it's because they got the wrong body" narrative. Which would make it shallow as fuck. Ew.

destroy all tomboys by Aerozine in TumblrInAction

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It looks terrible. A photo of an aftermath of sticking ones arm into a meatgrinder wouldn't look as bad as this does - probably because the fact that this was intentional adds to the horror.

One Piece Fandom wiki staff declares character to be man despite the character clearly being a woman, threatens to ban anyone who disagrees by kingc-way245 in TumblrInAction

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So, basically they jump to conclusions because they're hungry for more of that kinda stuff even though they have Emporio Ivankov and his merry gang of crossdressers. Nothing new.

So true. by Adventurous_Ad6212 in TumblrInAction

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Guess it's word salad for dinner.

You Know You Want to Smash by [deleted] in TumblrInAction

[–]Curious_Illithid 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

I'm not sure what I'm looking at here, but I don't like it.

Ah yes, the chip, prey of dragons by lunarstrain in TumblrInAction

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"Prey drive", "dragonkin", "instincts". LOL. Since when doing weird shit occasionally makes you into some other being? I once picked up the last piece of sushi with my mouth and gulped it down barely chewing, should I start yelling all over the internet about how I'm secretly a heron and it's my "fish-swallowing drive" manifesting? I don't think so, it's just me not feeling like picking it up the normal way.

...What even? by CleverFoolOfEarth in TumblrInAction

[–]Curious_Illithid 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That's a lot of words for "I got dumber".

These mentally well individuals should definitely be allowed into women's changing rooms :) by [deleted] in TumblrInAction

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Yep, those are perfectly sane individuals alright. Definitely not completely batshit. Absolutely normal.

So, aaanyway, does that thing think it can rip a femur out of human body with its bare hands, or does it imply it has a knife AND a pipe, but instead of giving the friend one of those weapons it'll use the knife to get the femur, which would make for an inferior weapon due to being wet with blood which can't be good for the grip?

no dad detected ⚠️⚠️⚠️ by meisthebigdumb in TumblrInAction

[–]Curious_Illithid 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

"Achillean"? The fuck is that, a "when-I-step-on-a-lego-it-feels-like-I'm-going-to-die"-gender?

One Piece Fandom wiki staff declares character to be man despite the character clearly being a woman, threatens to ban anyone who disagrees by kingc-way245 in TumblrInAction

[–]Curious_Illithid 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I never watched One Piece beyond Impel Down ark (and when I did there wasn't yet much more beyond it. Or maybe it still lasted, can't remember), so when relatively recently I found some mentions of Yamato I was confused as fuck, to be honest. Because looks like a girl. Dresses in a way that does NOT make her look not like a girl. People say she's a dude. Wut?

This tumblr account by Slaggman1998 in TumblrInAction

[–]Curious_Illithid 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ah, a "your fav character is" blog. I always block those regardless of what they're about when they show up in my search, since they contribute precisely nothing.

I would be pissed, too, if I had to be related to you by lunarstrain in TumblrInAction

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I guess it's both. Hence the "shifts" title - from "I'm so special, I'm a wolf AWOOO" to "look guys, I'm totally a cat! As long as I only need to lay in the sun and bat at moving objects, count me out if it gets about shitting in the box, licking my own asshole, and eating cat food".

Apparently Tumblr kids think TV static is a gender now. by CleverFoolOfEarth in TumblrInAction

[–]Curious_Illithid 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"Fuzzy and incomprehensible"? "Complicated and confusing"? "Fluid and everchanging"? Would be cooler if they went with "feels like something better should be there, yet it isn't", or something. You know, like actual static? It still would be dumb, but at least it would be dumb in a way that matches the theme, instead of being same old "everchanging, complicated, incomprehensible" thing.

An old classic — "TRIGGER WARNING: Pomegranates" by Hatman in TumblrInAction

[–]Curious_Illithid 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

"It looks like a heart at first glance"? And that's how we know this person has never seen a heart. Not a real one, not a drawn anatomically correct one, not even the red detached ass that is the stylized one.

A period is a state of mind by BenitoGreen99 in TumblrInAction

[–]Curious_Illithid 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ah, yes. The MIGHTHY NEED for actual things to play pretend with. Just make do with a piece of paper and some imagination, if it's not stretched too thinly from all the fantasizing.

What is this 'BiOoLoOgGyY IiSsS aaAcTtUaLlLyY ONnn OoOuRr SiIidDe!' bullshit argument they always bring up? by BenitoGreen99 in TumblrInAction

[–]Curious_Illithid 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Wonder how the idea of "non-binary" even came to be. Do they have a misconception about most people being like: "I woke up like a man/woman. Now I will take a shower like a man/woman, and then have breakfast and go to work like a man/woman" and think that if they're just like "I woke up, gonna take a shower, have breakfast and go to work" without constantly thinking about what they are, it means that they're something else?

Honestly? F*ing dreadful by zpgnbg in TumblrInAction

[–]Curious_Illithid 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Like the result of pressing "randomize" during character creation. And not even a fun result, an "oops, too random, guess I better actually make the damn thing myself even if it takes three hours" result.

Lesbian relationships tend to include lesbians by jet199 in TumblrInAction

[–]Curious_Illithid 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

So, women and dudes with a feminization fetish?

"I don't care if I don't have a uterus, I'm prepared to keep being barebacked and bred for as long as it takes" by zpgnbg in TumblrInAction

[–]Curious_Illithid 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I remember reading a creepypasta with basically that plot. A person (story was written in first person, details carefully avoided, so until the very end you could believe that it was about an infertile woman) trying to get pregnant, getting fucked with no protection, later going as far as injecting semen directly into where they thought their womb would be. And in the end it's revealed that the protagonist was a man all along.

It's not the kinda fictional story I want to see coming true. Seriously, can somebody else's reading material start coming true instead? Someone's who doesn't read almost strictly horror and porn?

how did you nibbas feel when tumblr banned porn by yelgy in TumblrInAction

[–]Curious_Illithid 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I wasn't pleased with it. Many arts I liked that were there and - far as I know - nowhere else, that I, being the dumb idiot I am, didn't save, became either much harder to find (can't search on a blog that's only viewable as a sidebar) or impossible to find because the posts containing them were hidden. Plus I generally don't like it when things change in a way that doesn't benefit me. Porn ban does not benefit me, even if it also does not harm me.

RIP by usehername in TumblrInAction

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Although it is still alive for now, that may not be for long, so F. I may not have commented much there lately, but I still visited a lot, for the fun, the disgust, and the horror.

...

Just noticed the new announcement. Okay. Not "still alive", more like "in agony and practically dead". F.

Don't Puppy Fat Shame! by jet199 in TumblrInAction

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"They'll lose interest when they're satisfied" sounds to me like "I've never owned an animal, unless you count pet sim games. Real deal works just like that, yes?"

Gender ideology and woke-ism in fandom by [deleted] in TumblrInAction

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Okay, sorry but here's a little angry rant about porn fanfics.

Worst thing in my opinion is when fanfic authors that write porn fics are so wrapped up in their idea that their favorite character(s) MUST be trans that they assume it to be default and therefore don't tag it appropriately. At least tagged shit can be avoided by excluding tags from search. And shit that's tagged with a tag not common enough to be exclude-able can at least be seen. But untagged trans!fics? Only thing you can do to avoid those is take a quick look through any new fic that seems worth reading first to make sure it's not one of those, and only then start reading properly.

Annoying. Wastes time. Kills pleasure. Basically means "for a guaranteed good time just stick to rereading old stuff that you KNOW is alright".

Gotta be extra careful with fics where robot/cyborg characters are involved, by the way. Good luck finding a text where a male robot has a dick or has nothing and uses some alternate means. Most typically he'll have both in the best case, or just a cunt in the worst case.

Let's just make "egg" a slur. by Wherearethesane in TumblrInAction

[–]Curious_Illithid 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Definitely the second variant. Have yet to see a "let 'em hatch", but plenty of "crack this egg".

What's that? You wear cat ears in public and they have the audacity to stare at you? Wow, some people... by lunarstrain in TumblrInAction

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The "punk" tag at the end makes me laugh. I don't know shit about punks, honestly, but pretty sure whining about people looking at you is, like, the least punk thing ever.

How the hell is a banana a gender? by CleverFoolOfEarth in TumblrInAction

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Does it come with the desire to sing about peanut butter jelly? If not, then what's even the point?

Welcome Back to TiA by Hatman in TumblrInAction

[–]Curious_Illithid 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Hope this one lasts! And I immediately got myself same flair as the one I had on Reddit. Too used to having it to be on any version of TiA without it.

Honestly? Just give up. by zpgnbg in TumblrInAction

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Not nightmare-inducing, surprisingly. While this person does look like a mishap during character creation in some game, this time it's less of "better just start from scratch" and more of "10-20 more minutes in character creator and it's ready for the world", which seems to be about as good as it gets for those people in most cases.

Insane tumblrite wiki on characters they want to fuck by meisthebigdumb in TumblrInAction

[–]Curious_Illithid 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Eh. Not the craziest thing I've seen. Salad fingers being there though... I mean, I've seen a few porn drawings of him (by accident), but I just don't get how people can be into that.

no dad detected ⚠️⚠️⚠️ by meisthebigdumb in TumblrInAction

[–]Curious_Illithid 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Aw. I liked my guess better - at least it was original.

Gender ideology and woke-ism in fandom by [deleted] in TumblrInAction

[–]Curious_Illithid 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yea. And if the male character wears make-up and/or dresses strangely (even if it's clearly less of "I wanna be pretty" kinda look and more of "heard of dart frogs, bright to show they're deadly? Same goes here: if you cross me, your death can and likely WILL be considered suicide.") - expect the "he must at least not consider himself fully male" idiocy.

"Bweh" pronouns by lunarstrain in TumblrInAction

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'Bweh am a bwehgender'

That honestly sounds like something I'd read on fluffycommunity, said by a fluffy three sentences before its hilarious death.

Twitter Karens in action by CleverFoolOfEarth in TumblrInAction

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How do they go outside? No content warnings there, yet all kinds of things to see...

Oh, wait. They don't.

how did you nibbas feel when tumblr banned porn by yelgy in TumblrInAction

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Because I'm mainly interested in porn arts (and non-porn ones, too) that are not of some original characters, but of ones from whatever anime I'm watching, or whatever game I'm playing at the moment. And I tend to mostly like (and therefore want to see pornographic arts of) characters that aren't exactly popular, so it's either "find a random tumblr artist with the same shit taste in fictional characters as me and enough skill and acceptance of the character just the way that character is to produce something I can enjoy", "stare at the same 2-3 works found elsewhere FOREVER because nothing new is going to happen. Ever. The fandom died years ago and only few people haven't got the memo and keep contributing. And they happen to be on tumblr" or "learn to draw well enough that my works would match my standards" (and that last one is not an option. I'm not staying in the same fandom for, like, 10 years it'd take my skills to match my preferences).

So, Tumblr it is. And yes, the block list of the account I had pre-purge contained mostly the shit artists and ones (regardless of skill and art style) who felt like slapping a cunt and the stitches on every canonically-male character they laid their eyes on (now it's mostly just shit artists), but after I blocked all that displeased me what was left was pretty good, actually.

how did you nibbas feel when tumblr banned porn by yelgy in TumblrInAction

[–]Curious_Illithid 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Only the kind where characters look like themselves and aren't drawn in that classic tumblr "triangle red nose, acid colors, looks fat even if not actually fat, "it's muh style, not just me having hands growing out of my ass HOW DARE YOU"" way (ones who draw like THAT I block). So, it's more like "it's porn and it's posted on tumblr" rather than "yep, that's tumblr porn all right".

Can we share from reddit now? Star Trek Klingons use warrior as a gender not social caste! by makesyoudownvote in TumblrInAction

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The thought of klingon fivesomes is the only thing that makes the idea slightly worth considering. Slightly.