Can girls get abbs without steroids? by Canbot in whatever

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Looks a bit peculiar to me given that she has no striations in her forearms.

Could be some photoshop, if she's a competing bodybuilder then look at pictures of her on stage to figure it out.

Any advice for a young incel mang? by sneako in AskSaidIt

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steroids and cosmetic surgery

If under 5'6 or indian then forget about it, it never began.

#NoMeansNo unless we're giving you an experimental, known-hazardous gene-editing poison by iamonlyoneman in politics

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I mean, the hospital workers are following the mom's lead, she's the one letting (or forcing) her daughter get jabbed.

Will be a little awkward when she "dies suddenly" from a heart attack in gym class.

The new school schedules by troubleshooter in whatever

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Average US Public School

Am I the asshole for getting mad? I am the blue texts. by Musky in AskSaidIt

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Try to stop stabbing him in the back lol

Am I the asshole for getting mad? I am the blue texts. by Musky in AskSaidIt

[–]CarbonDioxideHead 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Thank God I'm not married to you luv.

You lied to him, you have cheated on him, and you're still calling and talking to guys when you're married? Yikes.

Yes, you did gossip about him. Here's the thought process:

He told you something he was vulnerable about, in private. You were aware there was a bit of shame or insecurity there, whatever it may have been.

You told other people about it because you knew it'd probably make them laugh. He was conscious about what he told you, and you used it as a joke and spread it to others regardless of how it'd make him feel.

You gossiped about him.

Let's say you told him something embarrassing, like "I have to wax everyday or I'll grow a moustache"

He goes on a call with two girls and he tells them about that and they all have a good laugh. "Hahaha she should grow it out and be like Steve Harvey lol"

He made you the butt of a joke and gossiped about something you're sensitive about.

See how that works?


Anyway let's be honest, you're a pretty shit wife. (Think your married, could be wrong)

You're a liar, which means he can't trust you. You're a cheater, which means this man is gambling with raising a kid that isn't even his.

You're upset that he calls you a whore and a slut?

He spoke the truth.

I think he'd be better off divorcing you. You both don't seem religious so it's not like your marriage is that committed.

"Until death do us part... in the eyes of the government"

Like, what's the future for you two?

You have kids, you keep cheating on him and lying to him, you become a single mother and a nasty custody battle ensues.

"It's a foolish man, he who builds his house on sand."

Musky should've walked when you cheated on him.

Unless you two want to bring kids into a broken home and play custody wars, I think it's best you split up.

God help Musky, cursed to be bound to a Judas.

Am I the asshole for getting mad? I am the blue texts. by Musky in AskSaidIt

[–]CarbonDioxideHead 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You asked her if she was talking about you to others behind your back, she said no.

She lied.

You're not in the wrong at all, she's lying to you, betraying your trust and disrespecting you.

Dunno, if you can't trust this woman to exercise some self control and not use you as a gossiping piece, then there's a decent chance that down the line she could demonstrate the same lack of self control and morals and cheat on you, and neatly cover it up with her habit of lying.

Not sure if you're married or what but I'd start thinking about things between you two if I was you.

She's in the wrong, all you did was type a mean message over text as a response. She's currently stabbing you in the back.

Might not be the most moral thing to do but maybe start talking to other women, maybe you'll be lucky enough to find one who isn't a Judas.

I figured that I should at least take a look at mastadon, the site that Dems say is an alternative to Twitter. by troubleshooter in whatever

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If Democrats recommend it, then you can expect North Korea level censorship.

Visibility is shit by Musky in pics

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Might aswell drive with your eyes closed.

What's missing from this picture? by [deleted] in politics

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Hunter and a crackpipe.

Why you don't need to shower, according to a hygiene expert by HongKongPhooey in whatever

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Does anyone know a good plastic surgeon? by Adventurous_Ad6212 in AskSaidIt

[–]CarbonDioxideHead 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yes, try Dr. Oetker. Very good doctor.

Mohammedans of Kashmir as Fake Ukraine Refugees by RuckusChan in Europe

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Original video is from Philip Dwyer on YouTube. Pretty good guy.

Jussie Smollett released from county jail during appeal by AXXA in news

[–]CarbonDioxideHead 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Pretty sure he was referencing the same thing that happened to Epstein and McAfee.

(Where they "supposedly" committed suicide in jail, amid very suspicious circumstances such as security cameras malfunctioning at the time it happened, guards being asleep and a questionable autopsy report.)

Obviously no one was out to get him (Smollett), he's just some irrelevant race-baiting wannabe activist bum.

Males of saidit, do you wish you were born female? by Vulptex in AskSaidIt

[–]CarbonDioxideHead 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Male advantages:

Larger (5" taller + 22lbs heavier on average than women)

Stronger (Approx. 60% greater upper body strength and 30%~ greater lower body strength)

Smarter (While women are believed to have a greater intuitive understanding of emotion, men have faster reaction times and are generally more capable of critical thinking and information processing.)

Of course, there's disadvantages to being a man, however I feel the advantages outweigh them.

If you want to be a more dymorphic/masculine man, I'd recommend starting physical training and if you're that way inclined or believe your genetics aren't up to par, consider the usage of anabolics.

Stupid Treasonous Couple Who Tried to Sell US Submarine Secrets to Brazil Were BLM Supporters and Trump-Haters by Chipit in news

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Can't imagine why they wouldn't try to sell their knowledge to the Chinese or Russians, but I suppose BLM supporters were never the sharpest tools in the shed.

4 Top Tips to Help You Get Better at League of Legends by JoyFreak in Gaming

[–]CarbonDioxideHead 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

League Roles in a Nutshell

Top: Win Lane, lose game.

Jungle: Reported by the 0/4/0 Vayne Top for not ganking.

Mid: Lose lane, roam and double kill bot, win anyway.

ADC: Build Shieldbow or die instantly to assassins.

Support: AFK and get carried every game.

DuckDuckGo CEO announces they will begin boosting propaganda to support the war against Russia by BravoVictor in politics

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Name me one time when the people censoring information were the good guys.

What a shame.

Always trusted duckduckgo to show me what our Google overlords would censor and hide from us, but seeing as they're jumping on that bandwagon too, I'll use another search engine.

Probably Searx or gigablast.

How to hide a promiscuous past from your new man by SWOLE in NotTheOnion

[–]CarbonDioxideHead 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Pretty sure that's a troll website, right?

Most Toxic Food in the World? Farmed Salmon. by Jackalope in conspiracy

[–]CarbonDioxideHead 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Damn, I eat salmon atleast once a week, gonna look into some kind of alternative.

Inducing Lactation: Men can breastfeed too! by Jackalope in NotTheOnion

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"Modern day doctors tend to suggest a combo of hormone therapy or medication and nipple stimulation to induce lactation in men..."

Doctors? No doctor in their right mind would induce lactation in a man, what sort of pervert of a man would want to breastfeed their kids?

Why we'll always have war by jet199 in MeanwhileOnReddit

[–]CarbonDioxideHead 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

1 soiled wedding dress = 50% of his savings, the house and custody of the kids.

AgainstDegenerateSubs has been banned, this sub used to find illegal content and other content subs or users they deemed degenerate, then report them and get them down. by Gravi in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Damn, it's almost like Liberal censorship loving Reddit doesn't like people calling out things like "MAPs" (minor attracted people) or as any sane person would call them, pedophiles.

Why do people love america so much by yabbit in whatever

[–]CarbonDioxideHead 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Name one country without flaws.

Why do people love america so much by yabbit in whatever

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Freedom of Speech. Right to bear arms. Greatest military fighting force on earth. Large amount of patriots. Christian country (among those who are religious). Stronger economy than the vast majority of other countries.

I'm not from the US myself, but I hope to live there one day.

No other country even comes close.

"It's a foolish man he who builds his house on sand"

Urgent Warning! Do Not Try To Hex Putin! Please share, you may save a life 🙏 by Chipit in NotTheOnion

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Vladimir Potter and The Order of Crimea

Elden Ring and BOTW2 have killed my hype for this big game! (Video about the physics engine of these 3 games including the original BOTW) by [deleted] in Gaming

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I would like to know why you think video games are satanic lol

I don't need to do that to myself twice by jet199 in memes

[–]CarbonDioxideHead 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Amazon's LOTR looks more like High School Musical than medieval fantasy. They swapped out the rough looking soldiers in big suits of armor for these namby pamby guys who look like they could be in a commercial for moisturiser.

Compare the trailer for the new LOTR and the trailer for The Fellowship of the Ring, nearly 20 years and $300,000,000 apart and fellowship still blows it away.

Might pirate it but don't imagine I'll get past the first 20 minutes of the first episode.

Tolkien rolling in his grave.