Anyone else high IQ like me? by Macheetuh in AskSaidIt

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Tell me about it. Hey, can you contribute to my GoFundMe? I've been donating all my money to Mensa in hopes that they'll let me in, and I can see the money leaving my account but they won't email me back. I think my checks are getting stolen so I'm just going to start mailing cash and I'm kinda strapped right now!

Anyone else high IQ like me? by Macheetuh in AskSaidIt

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Watch your language faggot. But it's never too late to send a letter to the patent office! :)

Rant I hate escalators by Macheetuh in self

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Alright, it's finally time for me to unleash my frustration about escalators. First off, they're like the amputee tortoise babes of the transportation world. You step on them expecting to zippidee-doo-daa up or down to your destination, but instead, you're greeted with this excruciating crawl that makes you feel like you're a legless monkey trying desperately to escape a cheetah walking up to slap you around for fun while battling unconsciousness. And don't even get me started on the people who stand still on them like they're statues, blocking your way and staring at you with their soulless, predatory eyes, as if they're about to gut you like a fish and laugh about it and post the video in a private WhatsApp group. It's like, jeez people! Some of us have to get to work! Ayyy I'm walkin' here!

Then there's the constant fear of getting your shoelaces sucked into the teeth of the escalator monster. You can't help but picture yourself being eaten alive by the escalator while children clap and giggle. And let's not forget the unsettling sensation of stepping onto an escalator that's going the opposite direction—your brain can't quite compute it, and suddenly you're hit with a wave of dizziness that makes you question who the fuck put you on this Earth and why, God, WHY??

And the worst part? Escalators are everywhere, lurking in malls, train stations, airports—places where you're just trying to go about your day without feeling like you're going to be eaten by a mindless machine or turned into a skin suit by random passersby. So yeah, escalators may be a convenient invention for some, but no thank you! I'll pass!

Anyone else high IQ like me? by Macheetuh in AskSaidIt

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That actually sounds like a really good idea!

Group of 20 nigger pussies beat and rob a 15 year old girl in Brooklyn by Oyveygoyim in whatever

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Group of 20 nigger pussies

🤤

“Residents are demanding to know why Cloud Seeding operations were conducted the day before the Worst floods in 40 years” by Questionable in environment

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Can you not use the word "seed"? It induces unholy thoughts.

One of the many things I absolutely hate are those "bisexual" women aka queer and dykes by Macheetuh in whatever

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Amen brother

What's wrong with Jews? I've only ever had positive experiences with these people. by Titanic in AskSaidIt

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Are you joking? The jews literally circumcised us all so they could turn us into their turbo-autistic accountant mega-slaves with mega-math powers and IT FUCKING WORKED. I'd give anything to have my foreskin back. Then maybe my fat cow of a wife would look at me instead of internet pictures of those curly-haired gremlins with their fucking sock dicks.

edit: okay she's my aunt but I'm fighting for all of our rights people!!

Can you please join me in my effort to pray for u/211 by Titanic in AskSaidIt

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Horrendous. A man's place is hiding under a woman's feet. Homosexuality disrupts that natural order.

the bible was right about everything by 211 in whatever

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Get Biblepilled. We have zero tolerance for nignogpills around here, got it buster?

What do you people eat? by elonmusk7 in whatever

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Sometimes my wife drops a freedom fry on the floor for me 🥰

It's better to be a dog than an ethnic in the west by elonmusk7 in blackpillonly

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It's better to be a dog than an ethnic

true

Why do you love white women so much? by elonmusk7 in AskSaidIt

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It makes me feel calm when they beat and rape me.

Can you please join me in my effort to pray for u/211 by Titanic in AskSaidIt

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Very nice. You're secretly a good person

Can I get an outside opinion on this? by Cantbot in AskSaidIt

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Thank you. Give me your opinion.

Anyone else high IQ like me? by Macheetuh in AskSaidIt

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No alts :)

white devil by elonmusk7 in whatever

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Bow down to white women you skinny fag

Can you please join me in my effort to pray for u/211 by Titanic in AskSaidIt

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Now that's holy. I'm going to fly it on a flag outside my home.

Can you please join me in my effort to pray for u/211 by Titanic in AskSaidIt

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Ever heard of the splits? God, the people on this website are so low IQ

WWYD if a gay man pet your head, or if a tranny did it? by oorgias in AskSaidIt

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Only my wife is allowed to touch me. I'm thinking I should tell her she's allowed to touch me nicely because it kinda seems like she doesn't know.

Why do white women act so manly? by 211 in AskSaidIt

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I don't know but I like it.

Why isn't saidit more popular? by elonmusk7 in AskSaidIt

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So fucking true.

Why isn't saidit more popular? by elonmusk7 in AskSaidIt

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Too many curries.

What are your views on Hitler? by elonmusk7 in AskSaidIt

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Was good but would be better with a female chest and cunt to destroy brown faggots in multiple horrific ways.

Once a thought is in your mind you can never get rid of it by elonmusk7 in whatever

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I wish I could forget satellites are targeting me.

I think Hitler should have strengthened germany instead of invading the rest of Europe by elonmusk7 in whatever

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You would think that, you spineless, yellow-bellied non-bathing coward curry freako!

Google employees protest and chant "Google Google you can't hide! We charge you with genocide!" by xoenix in whatever

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Googow Gowgow Yu No Hide! We Chaage Yu Wit Gen-O-Side!

Can you please join me in my effort to pray for u/211 by Titanic in AskSaidIt

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I assume from the way that's not better now after the better part of 100 years that no one has prayed for any improvement in that.

Exactly!! God, like who even cares about those curry-eating sand monkeys anyway?

Glad I've got you on my side.

But for realsies, say anything blasphemous again and my wife will turn your nipples into cufflinks.

Can I get an outside opinion on this? by Cantbot in AskSaidIt

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So what's your opinion?

Are there any alternatives to saidit? by elonmusk7 in AskSaidIt

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Do you think there will ever be an incel revolution? by elonmusk7 in AskSaidIt

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Jesus says to turn your ass cheeks towards your superior so no. That sounds wrong. Just accept it.

Do you think there will ever be an incel revolution? by elonmusk7 in AskSaidIt

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But being inferior is kinda sexy and Jesus doesn't say it's wrong sooo....

should it be legal to beat your wife by elonmusk7 in AskSaidIt

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Amen!

HOLE TROLL. My name for the man who can't get hole and keeps creating sock puppets to spam the fuck out of the forum. by Titanic in AskSaidIt

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What's sexual marxism?

Can you please join me in my effort to pray for u/211 by Titanic in AskSaidIt

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Well figure it out please!! GOSH

Anyone else high IQ like me? by Macheetuh in AskSaidIt

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Watch it! My wife will turn your dick into a belt.

Anyone else high IQ like me? by Macheetuh in AskSaidIt

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I'm not using bots. I guess they just like you better like this :)

Can I get an outside opinion on this? by Cantbot in AskSaidIt

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Don't call me Shirley!!

Fine bitches of saidit, who needs an easy well paying job? by pimpmaster in AskSaidIt

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What is the best advice your parents gave you? by Polar64 in AskSaidIt

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Never disobey the Bible unless you want to burn in hell for all eternity. Also the jews killed Jesus.

Gym girls are cute, but they can be intimidating to talk to. Any LEGAL ideas on I can approach girls? by Polar64 in AskSaidIt

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My wife recently got into bodybuilding and she likes it when her friend Georgie gets on the floor and kisses her shoes and begs her to step on his face. It's different because they're just friends but I hope this helps!

Can you please join me in my effort to pray for u/211 by Titanic in AskSaidIt

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If prayer doesn't work, then why did I find a penny on the way to work this morning after staying up praying to God all night that I wouldn't have to go to the office and see that fucking kike hag secretary Peggy's face after she rudely rejected my offer of a Dos Equis and a film at my abode?