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Trump To Be Indicted For Removing Mattress Tag In 1997

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

Damning Leak Reveals Matt Walsh Knew What A Woman Was This Whole Time

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

Interest In Drag Queen Story Hours Wanes After They're Renamed More Accurate 'Man Wearing Lingerie Wants To Spend Time With Your Kids Hour'

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

Trump Exploits Little-Known Legal Loophole Where You Avoid Indictment By Not Committing A Crime

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from (babylonbee.com)

Lori Lightfoot Blames Election Loss On 'Tricksy Hobbitses'

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from (babylonbee.com)

Citing Racist History, Harvard Bans Using The Word 'Harvard'

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

Zelensky Accuses Russia Of Putting Little Nazi Stickers On The Helmets Of All His Soldiers

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from (babylonbee.com)

Beverage Pretending To Be Beer Features Man Pretending To Be Woman

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

Scientists At Budweiser Attempt To Discover How Many Beers It Would Take For Dylan Mulvaney To Pass As A Woman

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

Disturbing Poll Reveals 26% Of Americans Still Trust The Media

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

‘I'm A Victim!’ Yells Trans Activist While Punching Woman In The Face

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

Democrats Form Committee To Get To The Bottom Of Who Did All Those Lockdowns And Vaccine Mandates

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from (babylonbee.com)

Non-Binary SNL Cast Member Also Comes Out As Non-Funny

by BISH to /s/politics from (babylonbee.com)

AOC: 'The Government Must Shut Down Unapproved News Agencies To Defeat Fascism'

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

Yet Another Stash Of Classified Documents Discovered During Biden’s Colonoscopy

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

Meghan Proudly Announces That Harry Has Of His Own Free Will Decided To Transition Into Princess Harriet

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

Female Crash Test Dummy Says She Doesn't Know How Car Got Totaled

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

Transwoman Gets Roasted By Handicapped Man (complains it's not fair)

by BISH to /s/TumblrInAction from (9gag.com)

Oh No! Scientists Determine We're Actually Headed For An Ice Age And We Have To Pump As Much CO2 As Possible Into The Atmosphere Or We're All Gonna Die

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

DNC, Media Collude To Suppress Story About DNC, Media Colluding To Suppress Story

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

Kanye Releases Brand New Album 'My Struggle'

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

AOC Says Ever Since She Died On January 6 She Has Been Using Ghost/Ghostself Pronouns

by BISH to /s/funny from (babylonbee.com)

Algorithm Condemns Man To Lifetime Of Content About Something He Looked At One Time

by BISH to /s/news from (babylonbee.com)

Pelosi: 'We Have To Convict Trump On The Charges To Find Out What Is In Them'

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from (babylonbee.com)

Clowns Debate Who Will Be Elected Next King Of The Clowns

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from (babylonbee.com)

Democrats Endorse Trump After He Calls For Destroying The Constitution

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from (babylonbee.com)

Man Pretending To Be Woman Visits Man Pretending To Be President

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from (babylonbee.com)

Ilhan Omar Blames Her Removal From Foreign Affairs Committee On The Jews

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from (babylonbee.com)

Coronation Day Disaster As King Charles Accidentally Freezes London With Hidden Ice Powers And Flees To The Mountains

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

Chicago Mayor Warns That If Local Walmart Locations Close People Will Have Fewer Places To Shoplift

by BISH to /s/USnews from (babylonbee.com)

Trans Activists Say Drag In Front Of Kids Isn't Happening And Also They Will Burn The Statehouse Down If You Ban It

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from (babylonbee.com)

Former Navy SEAL who transitioned (MtF) as an adult is now detransitioning and denouncing the system that he says helped him make the worst decision of his life. by LordoftheFlies in TumblrInAction

[–]BISH 10 insightful - 12 fun10 insightful - 11 fun11 insightful - 12 fun -  (0 children)

He transitioned from man, to seal, to woman, and back to man again.

Man Regrets Transitioning To Woman After Seeing Line For Restroom

by BISH to /s/TumblrInAction from (babylonbee.com)

East Palestine Sees Real Estate Surge From Californians Seeking Better Quality Of Life

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from (babylonbee.com)

Zelensky Spotted Ringing Bell Next To Red Bucket Outside U.S. Capitol

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

Wife Gains Control Of House With 1-1 Majority

by BISH to /s/politics from (babylonbee.com)

NEVER FORGET: Jet fuel doesn't melt passport paper.

by BISH to /s/whatever from (self.whatever)

Garth Brooks Opens Gay Bar

by BISH to /s/WayOfTheBern from (babylonbee.com)

Feinstein Says A Recent Jedi Attempt On Her Life Has Left Her Scarred And Deformed

by BISH to /s/USPolitics from (babylonbee.com)

In Ominous Threat To Nation, Biden Says He Will 'Finish The Job'

by BISH to /s/USPolitics from (babylonbee.com)

Scholars Believe David's Sick Headshot Kill On Goliath The Result Of Years Of Playing Call Of Duty

by BISH to /s/whatever from (babylonbee.com)

Zelensky Drives By In Ferarri To Remind Americans Of The Importance Of Filing YOUR TAXES

by BISH to /s/USPolitics from (babylonbee.com)

How The News Sounds After Waking Up

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (153news.net)

"I'm not cis" - Elon Musk by AXXA in quotes

[–]BISH 9 insightful - 10 fun9 insightful - 9 fun10 insightful - 10 fun -  (0 children)

"Do you know that you're a cis male?"

'All This Woke Stuff Is Pretty Dumb, Am I Right Fellas?' MAGA Hat-Wearing Bud Light CEO Chuckles Nervously

by BISH to /s/USPolitics from (babylonbee.com)

Budweiser Replaces Clydesdales With Cows Dressed As Horses

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

'Intersex' teacher claims size Z breasts 'are real and caused by her being born intersex' by [deleted] in TumblrInAction

[–]BISH 16 insightful - 9 fun16 insightful - 8 fun17 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

This teacher was in trouble last year for opposing the woke agenda in his school.

He's fighting fire with fire. It's hilarious. They don't know what to do with him.

BREAKING: Food Production Facility Somehow Not Burned Down Yet

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

Next Top Gun Movie To Feature First Black Female Tom Cruise

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

JewsAreOfColor is probably the rebranded Schwarzenigga (socks)

by BISH to /s/whatever from (self.whatever)

The next greta thunderburger ..... by swordofdamocles42 in conspiracy

[–]BISH 6 insightful - 9 fun6 insightful - 8 fun7 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

They probably regret using autistic Greta.
Her superpower is being retarded.

The New Bud Light Commercial.

by BISH to /s/whatever from (9gag.com)

/u/TheRealPanzer deleted his account by neolib in whatever

[–]BISH 6 insightful - 8 fun6 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

/u/TheRealPanzer is a cool cat.

Hopefully, he doesn't return as some sort of TransPanzer.

Trump Announces He Will Pay $5M Judgment In Collectible NFT Trading Cards

by BISH to /s/finance from (babylonbee.com)

62 Million Journalists, Celebs Dead After Losing Blue Checks

by BISH to /s/news from (babylonbee.com)

Woman Transitions From Being Cold Due To Weather To Being Cold Due To Air Conditioning

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

FBI Investigating Plot Inside The Catholic Church To Worship Something Other Than The State

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

Trans Furry Named Best In Show At National Dog Show

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

Oh No! Devoted Christian Finishes Highlighting Every Word In The Bible And Now Doesn’t Know What’s Important

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

Men are better at being women than women, LOL keep crying TERFs I’m still hotter than you! by BenitoGreen99 in TumblrInAction

[–]BISH 8 insightful - 8 fun8 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

It's not a joke if it's your sincere belief

Their sincere belief is the joke

Dems Demand Statehood For Epstein's Private Island

by BISH to /s/funny from (babylonbee.com)

Border Wall Covered With Bud Light Signs To Deter Migrants

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

Nailed it on the first try.

by BISH to /s/funny from (imgur.io)

Disney World Forced To Close After DeSantis Builds Elementary School Within 1,000 Feet

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

Pentagon Leaker Kicking Himself For Not Just Leaving Classified Documents Strewn Around His Garage

by BISH to /s/USnews from (babylonbee.com)

Thank you, SaidIt... by Godknight in SaidIt

[–]BISH 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

People do not have gender. "Gender" is made-up bullshit.

I have a gender.

My gender is cake. Penis cake.

Also, my gender is penis.

Those are injuries from tissue farming to craft and implant on women fake penises, crude imitations which will never work properly. This is "gender affirming surgery". by EternalSunset in whatever

[–]BISH 7 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Why not get a bionic one?

That's unrealistic.

Fashioning a flaccid forearm flesh sausage, and suturing it to your mutilated pelvic cavity is the more practical option.

According to "£he $cien¢e".

Edit: Something about a FrankenPhallus.

Feminists Criticize Woman For Interrupting Man

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from (babylonbee.com)

Nigga thinks he's "moderately attractive" by meisthebigdumb in TumblrInAction

[–]BISH 8 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

He loves this photo. He used it as his thumbnail image.

Due to political correctness - check out these lovely wimmin

by BISH to /s/TumblrInAction from (153news.net)

Model who won 'most beautiful vagina contest' now rakes in fortune on OnlyFans by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]BISH 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

The term "model" has become increasingly flexible.

Uh-Oh: Hillary Clinton Says She Has A Big Announcement Tonight

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (babylonbee.com)

Who is the most lukewarm, average intelligence-having person on Saidit? by IndianaJones in AskSaidIt

[–]BISH 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

BISH

Russia Tells Democrats ‘Don’t Blame Us’ When You Lose The Election by [deleted] in politics

[–]BISH 7 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Russia Tells Democrats ‘Don’t Blame Us’ When You Lose The Election

Could this be "Russian interference"? 🤣

It’s happening! Journal article suggests that if we allow transgenderism, there’s no logical argument against transablism, transpeciesm..Otherkin are logically consistent with trans ideology! by ClassroomPast6178 in TumblrInAction

[–]BISH 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

and blackface would suddenly be woke ...

This would be the greatest development in woke technology since "tucking".

Cigarette Juice, part 1

by BISH to /s/funny from (youtube.com)

Biden Brags That He's Destroying Economy At Slightly Slower Rate Than Before

by BISH to /s/WayOfTheBern from (babylonbee.com)

Socks is still sabotaging these forums with his glowniggering. This account was created two weeks ago and everything he has done since has been to flame and insult random users, drag down the pyramid of discussion and mass upvote his own comments with his other alts. by EternalSunset in SaidIt

[–]BISH 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

It seems Socks didn't get enough jabs.

A disappointment.

If You Can Choose Your Gender Can You Choose Your Race? by shadeviking in TumblrInAction

[–]BISH 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

If they ever pay nigras "reparations" you can bet your ass I will turn into a nigra.

The transracial force is strong in this one.

Something about the "dark side of the force", and those luscious reparation dollars.

Checkmate

by BISH to /s/whatever from (9gag.com)

Governor Newsom To Require All Toddler Racecar Beds Be Electric By 2030

by BISH to /s/USnews from (babylonbee.com)

Adriano Celentano an Italian singer released a song in the 70s with nonsense lyrics meant to sound like American English, apparently to prove Italians would like any English song. It was a huge hit

by BISH to /s/MusicVideos from (9gag.com)

Nashville Shooter Manifesto Placed In Secure Crate Alongside Motive For Vegas Shooting, Epstein Client List, Ark of The Covenant

by BISH to /s/USnews from (babylonbee.com)

One-Year-Old Condemned For Appearing In Blackface After Chocolate Cake Incident

by BISH to /s/USnews from (babylonbee.com)

Pro Disc Golfer Disqualified After Testing Negative For Cannabis

by BISH to /s/Sports from (babylonbee.com)

WTF is going on...

by BISH to /s/funny from (9gag.com)

Tucker Takes New Role On ‘The View’

by BISH to /s/USnews from (babylonbee.com)

Why do people get so angry when I compliment them on their wieners at the urinals? by BlSH in AskSaidIt

[–]BISH 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

This post is funny.

However, my last post was 17 hours ago.

This one was posted 3 hours ago, and I didn't post it.

https://saidit.net/user/BISH/submitted/

Weed turned me gay by jet199 in MeanwhileOnReddit

[–]BISH 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Is weed code for being seduced by an older boy as you began developing sexually?

If any dude ever asks you if you're interested in "experimenting" with some "weed", then you should probably nope the fuck out of there.

"nope the fuck out of there" is coded language for don't smoke weed and jerk off with dudes, and other shenanigans.

Edit: If the request is made by a seemingly attractive female, then it's more tempting offer.

However, it's probably a dude in drag, because most attractive women aren't into openly pushing "weed", and it's probably a setup. You don't want any of that.

Edit 2: I mean no personal offense to you.

These are just scattered thoughts from an old chunk of coal.

"America can't collapse. We're as powerful, as ancient Rome." -Homer Simpson

by BISH to /s/funny from (self.funny)

Has anyone seen George Soros? by jet199 in whatever

[–]BISH 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

He transferred his consciousness into his Ukrainian president clone boy.

Those are injuries from tissue farming to craft and implant on women fake penises, crude imitations which will never work properly. This is "gender affirming surgery". by EternalSunset in whatever

[–]BISH 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

There's significant variation in the amount of tissue removed.

Some ladies want a larger fake dingus.

Tonight’s State Of The Union To Be Sponsored By Pfizer

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from (babylonbee.com)

Tranny begging for sex by Musky in Transbarrassment

[–]BISH 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Get back DEMON!

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!

Mental Illness Is Real by [deleted] in whatever

[–]BISH 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

/u/socks is the fat fella in the back row with the black lipstick.

They banned /r/antiwoke by RuinedSpiral in TumblrInAction

[–]BISH 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Do not kill yourself.

Maybe Anthony Fauci, or something.

Scott Adams just broke the internet. "The anti-vaxxers clearly won, you're the winners!" by [deleted] in politics

[–]BISH 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Myocar-died-of-the-vaxx

WHEN DID YOU FIGURE OUT THE COVID HOAX LIES

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (153news.net)

Only Painters with Parents will get it by Rastafoo in Craftsmen

[–]BISH 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

The painting on the right is an image of a benevolent giant; cradling a bald man in his late 40's.

The man is in decent shape. Being handled by giants keeps you fit.

Trans Furry Named Best In Show At National Dog Show by BISH in WorldNews

[–]BISH[S] 3 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

He can read stories to my dog.

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