WTF....Covid-19 edition

BBMC · 2020-08-04T02:19:27+00:00

I had C-19 in march

BBMC · 2019-10-30T18:36:34+00:00

Get 'em down yer

BBMC · 2019-07-26T17:37:21+00:00

I just joined that forum, made my first post, and campaigned for you to be unbanned.

I pointed out that hanging out on drug forums is a central plank of your rehab.

BBMC · 2019-07-26T16:39:54+00:00

You used to do a list of recommended meth vendors, I assume to get some leverage over them and get a little something extra.

It was like a vendor kiss-of-death! A veritable who's who of scammers!

BBMC · 2019-07-25T08:56:58+00:00

GB.

I am a little disappointed. My cell-mate told me I'm pretty.

I like this forum. It's small, but select. The reddit forum was a bit out-of-control. The good thing about reddit was that marketplace admins used it, so you could hold them to account a bit. During an exit scam, I used to follow my stolen escrow on the blockchain and publish the wallet addresses on reddit, to make sure they couldn't spend their ill-gotten gains.

BBMC · 2019-07-25T01:47:52+00:00

It seems childish to sneak about pretending to be loads of people.

I particularly object to it when a vendor pretends to be a third party to praise themself. Trolling using an alt is cowardly and inneffective, it makes you seem ludicrous.

I used to get tribute trolls with similar names to mine mocking me. But its a compliment. I miss them. They were my bitches, a sign of status.

BBMC · 2019-07-25T01:41:47+00:00

Redesigning the messaging so the NSA and GCHQ can read it, more like.

BBMC · 2019-07-25T01:28:05+00:00

We were all noobs once. "Ooh, look at me! I can type a captcha code!"

The darknet drug trade is still tiny and in its infancy, but everyone thinks it was perfect when they discovered it and everyone after them is some kind of idiot.

By trying to keep dnms secret from other drug customers we've nearly killed them. There is safety in numbers. We need more customers, more markets, more vendors and more competion.

Every cop has already heard of the darknet. We all need to introduce new users. By standing in the way of progress, we do the cops' work for them.

BBMC · 2019-07-25T01:17:49+00:00

I'd love to drink something that wasn't brewed in a radiator by a murderer.

BBMC · 2019-07-25T01:09:58+00:00

PGP expired in the mid 90s, when it was invented.

In my opinion, its better to keep address info completely off marketplace servers. I used surespot (a phone app) with all my customers. It meant that they could still communicate with me whenever a dnm went down or got busted.

When I was arrested (for non-dnm reasons, they found my lab) all of my customers were safe, and the police couldn't prove my income from drugs.

Seriously, PGP was developed by Satoshi years before he developed bitcoin. Its so outdated now.

In case you didn't know, this was Satoshi https://101blockchains.com/who-is-hal-finney-bitcoin/

BBMC · 2019-07-25T00:48:02+00:00

I'd like to see a ban on "druggism" ie discriminating or demeaning a person based on their drug of choice.

We live in states which are institutionally druggist and narcophobic, but we don't need that bigotry here. Some people are so druggist that theyve never even stopped to think about their behavior, it seems the most-natural thing in theworld and are shocked the first time somebody challenges them.

It's no more your fault that you like an illegal drug more than, say, alcohol (which is solvent abuse), or tobacco (an insecticide). So stoners shouldn't look down on heroin users here, or use terms like "bar-tard" against xanax users, in my opinion.

Unless its really funny, of course

BBMC · 2019-07-25T00:40:30+00:00

Ingesting a solid via your nose is quite unsatisfactory. There's no getting away from the unnaturalness of it.

Women have an additional method, known as "shelving"

BBMC · 2019-07-25T00:34:13+00:00

When 2 servers clash

https://youtu.be/F3HITsh2vjE

That's what it sounds like, anyway.

BBMC · 2019-07-24T23:44:18+00:00

Im using a mobile phone. I assume dread is an onion site.

At least I can watch porn on it. There's no sex in prison. Not consensual, anyway! Ha ha!

Seriously though, the first thing I learned in prison is that if you drop the bar of soap in the showers, nothing happens. I haven't been raped once.

I'm the only meth cook in the prison, all the staff are nice to me. I like to keep things civilised because I'm a gentleman, I'm actually enjoying my last few months in this super-relaxed low-security prison.

It's like a never-ending drug industry conference full of dealers.

Trying to stop drugs by arresting dealers is like trying to stop the sea by arresting water.

BBMC · 2019-07-24T23:14:25+00:00

I'm going into politics when I get out of prison.

Old meth cooks are like old rock stars. We become respectable.

For the last two and a half years, Ive been locked in a cell with only this song, playing on repeat, while I concocted my masterplan against the state. https://youtu.be/WczHADTsIec

I've become quite insane. Now everybody is going to pay.

BBMC · 2019-07-24T22:49:15+00:00

I think that Brexit has been masterminded by Nigel Farage (a former currency trader) to crash the value of the £ against the Euro, and he's made a massively leveraged bet against the £.

If somebody told Trump to go home, would it be Scotland, or Germany?

BBMC · 2019-07-24T22:02:24+00:00

Balabomb is going to hit Britain like the Beatles hit America.

We are scientists. We ignore legal and religious dogma. We all used to work for the government, and in the war on drugs we considered ourselves neutral, like Switzerland.

My arrest felt like a declaration of war on us, the beeb is now on a war footing. We didn't ask for this, but its on!

The balabomb method offers several advantages over other methods. Its so clever and simple. It requires no glassware.

It sounds a little trite, but the ultimate aim of all drug producers is "state capture".

I haven't changed, have I? https://youtu.be/XjG_ViehDAE

BBMC · 2019-07-24T21:45:32+00:00

Yes it is!

Black Magic's aphrodisiac effect is due to the intentional presence of 4-iodo methamphetamine. When I was arrested, 3 other BBMC chemists began a research project to develop a mass-production method. The new drug is called "Balabomb", it's made in a steel pressure vessel or "bomb" from a new precursor source.

My former colleague Drax is the chief production chemist on the project. When I'm released later this year I will have to get a "real" job, but I will be doing some legal research for BBMC which will be of an agricultural nature. I will also be runnning a political lobbying group, utilizing bitcoin for political ends.

Thank you for remembering me, ForLol_Serious! Here's a song for you
https://youtu.be/O0lf_fE3HwA

BBMC · 2019-07-24T21:27:41+00:00

I tried "spice" in prison. It's OK, but we get urine tested.

I've never seen as many drugs as in prison! The places are full of old-school street drug dealers. Its like being in an engine shed in 1965 with the last of the steam engines.

Why would anyone buy drugs off a stranger called "mad dog", with no reviews and no escrow, face to face on a dark alleyway? But that's how its done 99% of the time.

We must take some responsibility for the slow uptake of DNMs

BBMC · 2019-07-24T21:20:28+00:00

Caution and common sense? I spent 15,000 lab hours cooking meth. I didn't go to bed for 3 years!

Look at me, I'm fine - now Ive spent 32 months in bed in prison.

I don't like the look of that van over the road, though.

BBMC · 2019-07-24T21:14:17+00:00

I thought you retired the meth 3 years ago! Eh? Eh?

Yes, its me. They let me out of prison for a few days. I see that hanging out on drug forums is still a central plank of your recovery, 9000!

I won't pretend I'm not pleased to see you though, you debauched old drug hoover!

BBMC · 2019-07-24T20:44:48+00:00

I'm out properly in a few months, when Ive served 3 years

BBMC · 2019-07-24T20:38:45+00:00

I'm here now. on day release from prison, for this https://imgur.com/a/IROVr

I was vendor_bbmc on reddit.

BBMC · 2019-07-24T20:25:42+00:00

I'm on home leave from prison. I have to go back at the weekend.

I get 5 days out a month. Sad to discover that reddit darknetmarkets is no more. And deepdotweb.

I'm in prison for making these https://imgur.com/a/IROVr I get released in a few months. Anybody remember me?