Buy a shotgun like El Presidente Says by hennaojichan in Humor

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FTW! Read the CW, NSDAP, and the PNAC blueprint. Call a lid. This is a REX. This is not a Kraken party, NTI simulation, or a GIS fail.

The NPC OP went AWF and made AU. The CFR, POC, BNP, AC, and MIC didn't like your waifu and said the RKBA defenders, the incels, the chuds, the gonts, the thots, a swerf, an AGW, and the OFA posters had TDS and were doxxed because they are doing parkour, FOS, had XRP, use a blue JCB, use PKI keys, and were larping, grokking, and posting lolis. The AKM is loaded.

Horace de Vere Cole, The Sultan of Pranks (10:08) ~ The History Guy: History Deserves to Be Remembered by JasonCarswell in Humor

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Would illegal immigrants accept lower wages?

Biden couldn't climb the stairs? Trumps is responsible for that. by [deleted] in Humor

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You might start to cry when you meet someone who cares as much as your country as you do.

Biden Voters Have a Boat Parade by Kubrickian in Humor

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Americans are hardcore freedom-fighters, sane, and smart now?

Mr. President has arrived by Kubrickian in Humor

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Americans say that the best way to resist the globalists is to be immoral like the elites.

Every 4 years by [deleted] in Humor

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If you are a law-abiding and responsible person who doesn't have any debt, you might totally lose respect for the government and laws if you get fined $30,000 for having an illegal flagpole.

Texas lawyer, trapped by cat filter on Zoom call, informs judge he is not a cat by [deleted] in Humor

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Americans say tyranny is perfectly acceptable because North Korea is also a police state.

The only thing worse by [deleted] in Humor

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Americans think that mandatory vaccines are wonderful because vaccines might work, but what if the globalists mandated lethal injections for everybody?

Would Americans just accept this?

Would the elites ever be punished?

The dumbest time in history by [deleted] in Humor

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Americans scream anyone who loves freedom is a traitor, but maybe the real traitors are the Americans who love tyranny.

Best 4/20 Sketches - Key & Peele by hennaojichan in Humor

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Americans are completely enslaved, insane, and retarded now.

Americans do not know history, cannot recognize hypocrisy, and do not understand unintended consequences.

Americans make up any fact to fit their narrative and never offer any proof.

Americans will look you in the eye and say that North America was uninhabited in 1491.

Americans think that the USA never had churches before today.

Americans scream that the Bill of Rights was repealed by the Organic Act of 1872.

Americans insist that the US had TSA groping in 1880.

American swear that no one died during WWII and the USA has never bombed Vietnam.

Americans say 100% of the US debt is owed to China and the entire US budget is used to pay for food stamps.

Americans say Obama was an evil monster for supporting wars, debt, and tyranny, but Trump was a holy god for embracing wars, debt, and the police state.

Beam me out of here! by [deleted] in Humor

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Americans say that they are free because checkpoints, NSA wiretapping, and TSA groping only happen in other states.

The Glory of the Outhouse by ruperttaylor in Humor

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Americans say that they know what is best for others.

Jump! by [deleted] in Humor

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Doesn't the US have a $30 trillion debt?

License agreements of different OS by [deleted] in Humor

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You know that a country is rigged when the government forces you to buy products, gives bailouts to companies, and uses regulations to prevent you from starting a business.

Should we change those too? by [deleted] in Humor

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Some Americans may have thought that tyranny would never come to the US because the rich, celebrities, media, politicians, and American people would resist.

Who would have thought that the rich would loot the country by getting bailouts and subsidies while being the ones conspiring and building the police state by paying actors, singers, and atheletes to distract Americans with bread and circuses, using reporters to push propaganda, real crises, and false flags, and buying off and corrupting politicians with campaign donations and cushy job promises to start wars, import refugees that weaken and divide the US, drive up the debt, make laws that enslave Americans, and throw crumbs to pacify the 99% in the form of food stamps, Obamacare, Obamaphones, and public housing?

The destruction of the USA is nearly complete.

What I expected and what I got by [deleted] in Humor

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Americans say abortion was illegal and blacks couldn't go outside in 1999.

Got Gas? by Brewdabier in Humor

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Americans scream that you must have tyranny or you will have racism and pollution, but the US is a police state now and there is still racism and pollution.

Ultimate Dog Tease by [deleted] in Humor

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Would mandatory vaccines create a black market for fake vaccine certificates?

Ministers 'fear coronavirus could be spread by farting in a confined space' by [deleted] in Humor

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Do masks cause drivers to pass out and crash?

The wrong glass by [deleted] in Humor

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Oh, evil China, Nazis, negroes, Muslims, females, homosexuals, boomers, and illegal immigrants!

Why don't you look in the mirror?

The US is a bankrupt warmongering police state because you are innocent and just a victim?

WTF?

It worked! by [deleted] in Humor

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Making plans is difficult when you live in a police state.

Everything is illegal.

You are not allowed to go outside. You don't know if you can buy a house because you don't know if the government will close your business.

You are not allowed to travel or escape.

The state can indefinitely detain you without trial, grope you, kill you, torture you, or destroy or steal your property at any time. You are not allowed to have free speech, the government wiretaps you, you cannot go to church, and you cannot own a gun.

Americans are now just slaves like North Koreans are.

I may be a robber, but I ain't no thief! by [deleted] in Humor

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Americans say welfare doesn't increase the debt or cause inflation at all.

So you're dead...now what? (1:00) ~ Daniel Norton by JasonCarswell in Humor

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Americans say that being barred from returning to your country is not a punishment and Snowden will never experience one minute of stress because the US government doesn't mind being betrayed and Russia will never think Snowden is a spy when WWIII ramps up.

Beer drinking mask by [deleted] in Humor

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Americans scream that the only reason the US is Communist now is because of illegal immigrants, but are the fake Conservatives who flipped and support welfare, tyranny, debt, and wars blameless?

Living with Hillary by [deleted] in Humor

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Americans said that alcohol was dangerous so it must be outlawed.

Americans later found out that alcohol wasn't so bad and should be legal.

Americans then said that marijuana was dangerous so it must be banned.

Americans later found out that pot wasn't so bad and should be legal.

Now Americans scream guns are dangerous so they must be illegal.

If people were wrong before, how can they can be so sure that they are right now?

The Humour of Economists by ruperttaylor in Humor

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People only seem to know what they have been taught.

Japanese don't know that you can see the moon in the US.

Americans don't know that Japan has cars and the USA didn't have TSA groping and food stamps in 1776.

Americans think that the US didn't have churches or black people before today.

Americans say the Bill of Rights was repealed by the Organic Act of 1872.

Americans say no one died during WWII and the USA has never bombed North Korea.

Americans don't realize that babies adopted from Vietnam can learn English.

Chinese think that China has the longest river and tallest mountain in the world, Chinese are too stupid to support freedom, and the US was allied with Japan during WWII.

How long have you been ... by [deleted] in Humor

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Every country is a police state now, but only countries that disobey the globalists are called dictatorships.

100% of Democrats will fail this by [deleted] in Humor

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Americans think that every pair of socks costs more than $200 because companies have no incentive to increase sales by undercutting other businesses in the free market.

Guess who by [deleted] in Humor

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Americans said that they hated freedom 100 years ago because the environment was dirty, there were murders, and medicine was dangerous, but the US is now a police state and the environment is still dirty, there are still murders, and medicine is still dangerous.

Luv this guy by [deleted] in Humor

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Americans say that there is no possible way concentration camps could ever exist because US railroads are bad.

The perfect COVID-19 Sport by [deleted] in Humor

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Americans say living in a police state is better than living in a free country because free countries have queers.

Bernies by Kubrickian in Humor

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You know that the USA is doomed when Americans will look you in the eye and say tyranny is perfectly acceptable now because a Libertarian was assaulted in the past.

Genders by [deleted] in Humor

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Females say that they are just victims because they have absolutely no responsibility to defend themselves with a gun or to avoid getting pregnant .

Five Dangerous Festivals by RupertTaylor493 in Holidays

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Americans think that the US was meant to be police state, North America was uninhabited in 1491, and the USA never had churches before today.

Malta will pay tourists up to £173 each for holidaying in the country this summer by AziBase in Holidays

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Americans say illegal immigrants are never arrested.

The Greatest Video Ever On YouTube! [Dixieland 'Happy Birthday To You' Music Theory] (10:15) ~ Rick Beato by JasonCarswell in Holidays

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Americans say that the US is Communist because the USA is hesitant to start WWIII with China.

How the Gretch Stole Christmas! (5:59) ~ Styxhexenhammer666 by JasonCarswell in Holidays

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Americans are naive to think that the ruling class only want to kill off Nazis.

The 99% are just taking up space now.

The globalists don't need you. The ruling powers will soon have robots.

Do you really think the tyranny will stop when toothpicks are banned?

The elites are going all the way because no one will resist.

Everyone always want more. If you have apples and oranges today, you will want airplanes and yachts tomorrow.

Operation Download And Conquer by LarrySwinger2 in Decentralize4Dummies

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Americans say that the US never gave weapons to Nazis in Ukraine or fought wars against Communist North Korea and Vietnam.

FreedomBox makes servers accessible to everyone • /s/DecentralizeAllThings by LarrySwinger2 in Decentralize4Dummies

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How would you feel if you just 10 minutes trying to explain to someone that the USA used to be a free country and fought Communists and Nazis and then were told that toothpicks must be banned?