I'm happy to announce that fred_red_beans has joined the content administration team for saidit! by magnora7 in SaidIt

[–]AmericanMuskrat 12 insightful - 22 fun12 insightful - 21 fun13 insightful - 22 fun -  (0 children)

Poor bastard. My condolences u/fred_red_beans.

How things should be by Terfenclaw in SuperStraight

[–]AmericanMuskrat 16 insightful - 13 fun16 insightful - 12 fun17 insightful - 13 fun -  (0 children)

That's normal human interaction?

Hi, I'm Muskie and I have a penis. I like fucking women. Some weather we're having. How are you, fellow normal human?

Woke=Nazi confirmed by jet199 in MeanwhileOnReddit

[–]AmericanMuskrat 24 insightful - 12 fun24 insightful - 11 fun25 insightful - 12 fun -  (0 children)

I hope I'm not breaking any news to you but your sister is mentally retarded

That's the winner here.

I am so damn sick of reddit nazis by sweet_bippy in WatchRedditDie

[–]AmericanMuskrat 29 insightful - 11 fun29 insightful - 10 fun30 insightful - 11 fun -  (0 children)

Totally agree with almost everything you wrote, and it's just not worth polluting your mind with Reddit hate. Saidit has every kind of person Reddit despises and yet, it's still so much friendlier here. I do like cat videos though.

I asked on "r/askwomen" about the sound of male voices that they find attractive

I think all the women's subs have been coopted by radical transwomen now. I'm guessing male voices is probably a sensitive topic for them.

"Saidit will die like Voat" - an incel vouching for jailbait by [deleted] in SaidIt

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I mean... We have racists, alt righters, and anti-semites. We gonna draw the line at a motherfucker incel?

Edit: He's a pedo and m7 banned him.

here from the banned feminist subreddits💕 by [deleted] in Introductions

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Wow, a reddit clone named "Ovarit!" I propose an immediate name change here to Dickit.

Talking Heads Are Calling for Drone Strikes Against Americans for Questioning the Election by x0x7 in videos

[–]AmericanMuskrat 9 insightful - 10 fun9 insightful - 9 fun10 insightful - 10 fun -  (0 children)

Whew, thought they meant the band at first. I was like, David Byrne, no!

Cop Beats Up 11yo Special Needs Girl, Claims 'She Was Stronger than Me' — NO JAIL by Drewski in PoliceMisconduct

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He was facing a maximum sentence of three years behind bards.

Damn, we're getting medieval.

/u/Chipit is spreading misinformation by LarrySwinger2 in SaidIt

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He's a frequent contributor, so the Lebowski thing was clickbaity, so what.

Should something be done about him?

Drown him in a sea of lucious big tittied strippers.

Just Build Your Own by christnmusicreleases in censorship

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I'm building my own rocket ship. Point it at the second star to the right and straight on till we run out of vodka.


sing with me

🎵 We're whalers on the moon,
We carry a harpoon,
For they ain't no whales
So we tell tall tales
And sing our whaling tune.

I need more sleep lol.

American gun culture by socks in pics

[–]AmericanMuskrat 9 insightful - 9 fun9 insightful - 8 fun10 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

His name was J a s o n C a r s w e l l.. He was cast into the desert for 7 days and nights.. by Enza in whatever

[–]AmericanMuskrat 7 insightful - 9 fun7 insightful - 8 fun8 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

I saw that concert live. The band joked nobody at their show was old enough to drink. We were but they had a point.

Here's to you Jas, see ya in... 5 days. Inbox might not be so dead then.

Why are the nazis still messing with shit here, Voat is back and one big white nationalist forum.

Here's to Bobbo too, another lost regular but for her I think permanently.

Facebook starts asking users if they're concerned about their friends "becoming an extremist" by Drewski in propaganda

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You may know an extremist and not even realize it, report thought crime today!

His name was J a s o n C a r s w e l l.. He was cast into the desert for 7 days and nights.. by Enza in whatever

[–]AmericanMuskrat 10 insightful - 8 fun10 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

The root of "puritanical" it "pure"; I believe purity to be the greatest of virtues — supported by the facts: drunks and porn addicts are more likely to commit crimes, especially sexual crimes, than those of us who subscribe to temperance. Furthermore, the possessed have lower levels of intelligence.

You're a child tho. What do you know about anything yet?

About my recent de-modding from s/conspiracy and plans for the future. by HibikiBlack in whatever

[–]AmericanMuskrat 8 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Vote manipulation is probably good for the site, I was thinking of making a post asking people to upvote the shit out of things just for the optics. And I don't begrudge internet points.

Either way, I'm really sorry for hurting everyone's trust with this event and I hope we can still get along in the future.

You're cool with me dude :)

Did you learn Latin in school ? by forscher in AskSaidIt

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May as well sign this six-year-old petition while y'all still can, lol by Hatman in TumblrInAction

[–]AmericanMuskrat 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

A. Hitler from Germany commented

If we allow people to share facts and opinions that are inconvenient to the narrative of the GLORIOUS MASTER RACE, they might begin to question that narrative. THIS MUST BE VERBOTTEN! 卐卐

What scares you the most? by hennaojichan in whatever

[–]AmericanMuskrat 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Why are you so afraid of crocodiles?

Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down, I'm afraid of any Apex Predator that lived through the KT Extinction.

Physically unchanged for a hundred million years because it's the perfect killing machine: a half ton of coldblooded fury with the bite force of twenty-thousand newtons and a stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hooves. And now we're surrounded, those snake eyes are watching from the shadows waiting for the night...

What is your most controversial opinion? by Popper in whatever

[–]AmericanMuskrat 11 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

I have mentioned women shouldn't be allowed to vote. That's bound to be unpopular with over half of everyone. I mean maybe not here...

I also belief things would have been better if we did nothing with the pandemic. Just ignored it. And also if it killed way more people. It would be painful but there'd be a lot of opportunities for the survivors.

SaidIt Survey: Ban /u/JasonCarswell or keep it around? by ActuallyNot in AskSaidIt

[–]AmericanMuskrat 15 insightful - 7 fun15 insightful - 6 fun16 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Jason adds character. I think Saidit would be worse off without him in general. Y'all should just block each other, not everyone here gets along and that's okay.

SaidIt Survey: Ban /u/socks and /u/ActuallyNot or keep them around? by JasonCarswell in AskSaidIt

[–]AmericanMuskrat 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

That's one way of looking at it. Instead consider you're the primary internet caregiver of a bunch of retarded babies. You can warn us not to be retarded but we can only do so much with all these naked women, piles of cocaine, and boxes of the finest wine in our parent's basement.

I think the only reason to ban someone is that they're a clear and present danger to the well being of the site. Skeeter's insane trolling efforts come to mind, although really, if his goal was to hurt the site, I think he actually brings people in. He may be a train wreck, but people love train wrecks.

Banned from 23 subreddits for participating in one sub! by UberGeekUtah in Introductions

[–]AmericanMuskrat 11 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Reddit is for indoctrinating lost confused under-parented teenagers to be obedient medical experiments and tranny BDSM e-whores. They even have billboards now.

That is the most accurate description of Reddit I have ever read.

Slavs aren't white. by MisterQ in debatealtright

[–]AmericanMuskrat 9 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 6 fun10 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

It's pretty weird to think about a pasty pale slav as poc, but hey, whatever, lets get these folk some reparations already.

A picture taken at the first Saidit conference by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]AmericanMuskrat 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Do it in public by [deleted] in SaidIt

[–]AmericanMuskrat 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

I have an idea that's simple and might fix everything by AmericanMuskrat in SaidIt

[–]AmericanMuskrat[S] 7 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

I thought the answer would be "suicide".

I was so tempted to post that on your thing, when you were writing about reasons you might not be around. Lol.

I suggested that people be temp banned for 2 days, then 2 weeks, then permanently.


Isn't that what we all hate about reddit? Why not just do 2 day bans. Amelia will have a blast banning people for 2 days, nobody is permed, everyone wins.

Do me a solid and make up and/or leave Amelia out of it.

She is integral to my plan.

Lube the servers up, magnora by [deleted] in SaidIt

[–]AmericanMuskrat 7 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Or ... shutter the windows and pretend nobody is home.

How can we fight this "pandemic" and keep our freedom? by powpowpowpow in conspiracy

[–]AmericanMuskrat 9 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 6 fun10 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter Thompson

"The central bank in #Paris is on fire. Reports of serious mass rioting!" - @FarukFirat1987 by Vigte in news

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And you didn't get me anything? 😶

French school bans hurling pupils over gate by jet199 in WorldNews

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First they came for the french gate tossers, and I did not speak out — Because I was not a french gate tosser.

Then they came for the trumptards, and I did not speak out — Because I was not a trumptard.

Then u/Jesus wrote some shit about Jews, and I did not speak out—Because that's just what Jesus does.

Then they came for me—but I was out banging pinoy lady bois -- which is totally, completely not gay.

Think of the children by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]AmericanMuskrat 10 insightful - 7 fun10 insightful - 6 fun11 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Why vote for the lesser evil. Cthulu 2020.

Hillary Clinton likes Satanic porn? by Orangutan in politics

[–]AmericanMuskrat 2 insightful - 7 fun2 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Satanic porn isn't really a thing. I have spent a lot of time and hand lotion researching this subject.

Every time my wife leaves people think I'm gonna self destruct by AmericanMuskrat in whatever

[–]AmericanMuskrat[S] 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

No, I am... I got a feeling that tonight's going to be a good night.

I'm glad you're not dead.

Hello from mary flowers by maryflowers in Introductions

[–]AmericanMuskrat 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

I'm sure I did, check your collection of dick pics. It's the one that says "bad motherfucker."

Hello from mary flowers by maryflowers in Introductions

[–]AmericanMuskrat 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Welcome to the Happy Place!

Did you learn Latin in school ? by forscher in AskSaidIt

[–]AmericanMuskrat 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Nope, went to public school. I can draw that S thing though, so I have that going for me, which is nice.

Home away from craziness. by KluKluxKatfish in Introductions

[–]AmericanMuskrat 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

A nigger, jew, and retard walk into a bar. The bartender asks what they'll have. The kike says, "Give us a round of flaming faggots." Bartender goes "we call them Trans now."

Name calling is against the rules but no words are sacred cows.