Whats the best detergent to get vaseline stains out of underwear? by QuestionabIe in AskSaidIt

[–]1Icemonkey 4 insightful - 8 fun4 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Hmm, I see you farted after sex.

Resumes including 'they/them' pronouns are more likely to be overlooked, new report finds by [deleted] in news

[–]1Icemonkey 7 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

First thing we do when hiring someone, and we use Indeed, is we search them online. Looking for bong rips and purple hair. Also, when it comes to hiring women, we look for Facebook pics of their black kids because that’s an automatic nope.

Abstaining from masturbating RAISES risk of anxiety and depression by [deleted] in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Better to not leave the house with a loaded gun. Shit, if niggers jacked off when they wake up at noon, there would be a lot fewer rapes and other violent crimes.

What are the advantages and disadvantages of incest? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

[–]1Icemonkey 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Q: What is “relative humidity”?

A: It’s the little beads of sweat in between the shoulder blades of your sister when you’re fucking her from behind!

GOP bill says only the American flag can fly over US embassies: No more pride, BLM flags by [deleted] in politics

[–]1Icemonkey 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

How exactly is the United States supposed to flaunt it’s spreading of the gay anal tranny agenda if it’s not going to fly it’s national (rainbow) flag everywhere?

Free Palestine by Tarrock in politics

[–]1Icemonkey 12 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 5 fun13 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Free Palestine.

Technically he's right by Oyveygoyim in funny

[–]1Icemonkey 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Ba-dum-ching!

Do you want slaves? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

[–]1Icemonkey 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

You can’t handle one bitch, let alone six million of them. No one can.

What’s with this Tranny Uprising shit? by 1Icemonkey in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey[S] 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Hold on to your testiculars, you tranny defender. 😊

What’s with this Tranny Uprising shit? by 1Icemonkey in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey[S] 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Hold on to your testicular tranny defender. There will be more to cum.

Saidit respects and fears me. They are intimidated by me superior intellect, grapefruit sized balls, and sweet karate moves. They are afraid I will destroy them with my god-like power by [deleted] in SaidIt

[–]1Icemonkey 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

You may be on to something here as I’ve never seen such kvetching about ones posts before.

The Nose Knows! by 1Icemonkey in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey[S] 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Dude, it’s a meme, calm your tits.

Pfizer is run by Jews, therefore you are literally Hitler for not being vaccinated. Make sense now? by Chipit in memes

[–]1Icemonkey 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Heil Hitler! \0 \0 \0

What Happened to Monkeypox? by Tarrock in politics

[–]1Icemonkey 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I can’t wait! I absolutely insist my anal raping be done with a clear conscience. I can’t have someone penetrating me with any doubts or internal struggles.

I could fuck each and every one of you up irl by sneako in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Why don’t you go outside and play little buddy. Some sunshine would do you good.

What should I think about before I fuck my sister? by RaverJodes in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Think of the little beads of sweat that form between her shoulder blades and trickle down her back as you rail her from behind. That’s known as “relative humidity”.🤣🤣🤣

Done with reddit. by Spaceshipman in Introductions

[–]1Icemonkey 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I was done with reddit when they shoahed r/niggers.

African Man Gives His Thoughts on American Blacks by Rastafoo in videos

[–]1Icemonkey 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Even niggers don’t like niggers.

China's COVID-19 surge raises odds of new coronavirus mutant by [deleted] in WorldNews

[–]1Icemonkey 10 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

You know which peoples have had the lowest number of corona cases? People in Africa. You know why? Because they don’t have televisions.

When members of the Slovakian parliament tried to hold up the Ukrainian flag, others poured water on the flag and held up the Slovakian flag instead. Congress should've done the same. There should only be one flag in Congress. by [deleted] in politics

[–]1Icemonkey 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

There should only be White male Christians in Congress too, but it’s chock full of Red Sea pedestrians and wahmem instead.

14 years old by Oyveygoyim in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey 9 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I’m not a niggerloving cucked faggot like you?

14 years old by Oyveygoyim in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Oy vey! They are just like you goyim!🤣🍉🍗🧇🦍

Boycott "pride month" by Oyveygoyim in politics

[–]1Icemonkey 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

My local grocery store puts a gay flag and some “pride”verbiage on the checkout screen every June. Think I’ll fill up a massive cart, get it all checked through, then glance up at the screen and say “hell no” and walk out. They get stuck restocking everything.

Then we killed him by 1Icemonkey in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

For sure. That gooey jew will live forever. Probably longer than Kissinger.

Hospice Care by Tarrock in MeanwhileOnReddit

[–]1Icemonkey 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Are we sure that’s not a real British woman?

Please help if you can by [deleted] in funny

[–]1Icemonkey 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I’d like to duct tape and struggle-fuck that bitch.

Here is what the shape of your poop means about your bowel health by EvilDed in TIL

[–]1Icemonkey 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

All you do is talk shit on here!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why do people get so angry when I compliment them on their wieners at the urinals? by BlSH in AskSaidIt

[–]1Icemonkey 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe if you complimented them on their cock or their dick instead of demeaning them with the term wiener.......

Rap music with the n-word is racist, change my mind by newguy in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey 10 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Fuck niggers.

I was shocked to discover the woman I am dating is transgender by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]1Icemonkey 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Um, dude got found out by his friends and now he’s backpedaling.

What’s with this Tranny Uprising shit? by 1Icemonkey in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey[S] 10 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Me too. They’ve weaponized the niggers, the fags and now the trannies against us. Whatever weak assed people they can break down and manipulate. I mean look at niggers, fags and trannies, some stupid and weak people.

Anyone know what the ingredient was? by Oyveygoyim in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Didn’t even have to click and I knew what it was! But I clicked🤣

Denver police identify 17-year-old student accused of shooting two high school administrators by [deleted] in news

[–]1Icemonkey 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

He was a goot boi, he dindu nuffins. He was on his way to church, about to turn hims life arount n sheeeeiit!

/u/HongKongPooey posts too much thrashy clickbait links. by LarrySwinger2 in SaidIt

[–]1Icemonkey 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Do you have sand in your vagina?🤣

The Nose Knows! by 1Icemonkey in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey[S] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Please revisit the meme and take another point of view. I think you may have misunderstood.

Attention, Ladies: Semen Is an Antidepressant by [deleted] in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Condoms Off For Depression!!!

Every time. by JasonCarswell in memes

[–]1Icemonkey 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

(((Banks))).

American food by aaarrgh in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

If you can’t pronounce it, don’t consume it. Try to eat like your great grandparents did.

Hollywood race swaps are really a gingercide by jet199 in Entertainment

[–]1Icemonkey 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

The one that kills me is Little Mermaid. More like Little Rockfish.

The furred reich by Elchampo in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Mein Katpf!

How much nuffins can a dindu do if a dindu dindu nuffins? by 1Icemonkey in AskSaidIt

[–]1Icemonkey[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

And to think there was once a sub called r/niggers, along with Coontown, greatapes, etc. there were over 30k members on niggers before they shut it down.

'I eat half a roll of toilet paper everyday - using the bog is hard but it's like crack to me' by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]1Icemonkey 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

And they say Whypeepo don’t spice dey food. Sheeeiit!

When will white people face the consequences of their actions? by sneako in AskSaidIt

[–]1Icemonkey 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

We are facing them everyday. Every day that we don’t round up and ship off the 13%.

Even wild animals behave better than niggers by Oyveygoyim in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey 9 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

They raise their young, that’s for sure. The animals, I mean.

How are you fellow Saidit enjoyers? by EternalSunset in funny

[–]1Icemonkey 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

That was clever!

Adolf Hitler, who had himself been a victim of mustard gas in 1918, indignantly refused to deploy poison gas during World War II. by iDontShift in TIL

[–]1Icemonkey 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Of course, because he was a good man who loved his people and sought a future for them and their country.

1 year anniversary of my Reddit ban. I was directly targeted by one of the site's admins for mocking them over their censorship and rampant banning of harmless communities and users. by EternalSunset in WatchRedditDie

[–]1Icemonkey 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

You celebrate mediocrity. It’s much more fun to get banned by Breitbart for talking about jews.

I hate whatever said it has become. by [deleted] in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

It has become whatever you are.

Listen to the screams of the eight year old girl as she's dragged away from her family by her new fifty year old Husband, This is Sharia Law by Oyveygoyim in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, but they toss fags off buildings. Fair trade.

Sex-starved Buddhist monk 'smiles' as he tries to cut off his penis with knife by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]1Icemonkey 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I wish niggers would do this.

A List Of All Wins For Trans Rights And Trans People In 2022 by Hoomsns in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

The only tranny I want to know about is the one under my pickup truck!

Gary Hahn suspended for illegal alien reference by jamesK_3rd in politics

[–]1Icemonkey 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I remember when they were called “wetbacks”.

'I wanted them dead': Trans woman, 22, CONFESSED to cops she hit 'very religious' father in head with a hammer before stabbing him to death by [deleted] in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

It looks like Cher in the last picture. Gross.

Marathon Runners Poop Themselves An Extraordinary Amount. This Is Why. by [deleted] in TIL

[–]1Icemonkey 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

It isn’t called “the runs” for nothing!🤣

Gay Norwegian filmmaker faces three years in prison after she said male-to-female transgender women cannot be lesbians by [deleted] in censorship

[–]1Icemonkey 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Just what do they mean by this? Everyone knows every man has an inner lesbian, just trying to get out! Lickety split!

14 years old by Oyveygoyim in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey 16 insightful - 3 fun16 insightful - 2 fun17 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Bullshit. They’re monkeys.

Then we killed him by 1Icemonkey in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey[S] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

DILLIGAF?

Then we killed him by 1Icemonkey in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey[S] 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Stay off my posts nigger.

El Salvador has accumulated a record 365 days without killings, its president said by AXXA in news

[–]1Icemonkey 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

If that poor ass country can lock up all of it’s niggers, we can lock up ours. All 40 million of them. Let’s go.

Man accused of 'performing coitus' on a horse while standing on a bucket feeding it apples by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]1Icemonkey 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

He went down on Tori Spelling?

Hoarder hell home with 10,000 Coors Light cans filled with 'gallons of piss' by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]1Icemonkey 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You don’t really drink beer, you rent it.

For those certain users who call me a "racist" by Oyveygoyim in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

God, you are retarded.

Hundreds of "teens" vandalizing cars in ChiCongo by Oyveygoyim in news

[–]1Icemonkey 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Anyone living in the cities needs to get out now. I’m so glad I moved to the country almost nine years ago. The land around me can’t be developed, ever, and shooting day and night is acceptable. Rapid gunfire isn’t reported and the cops take forever to get here when they are called for anything.

White people forced at gunpoint to go to school with niggers by Oyveygoyim in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

But, I am in danger from niggers. We all are. Even you.

I've always hated the Chinese, ever since me and my cousin got our penises stuck in one of their finger traps by QuestionabIe in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, for docking faggots. How did you know?

Florida woman accused of filming herself 'performing sexual acts' on toddler was previously in polyamorous relationship with 3 accused pedophiles by [deleted] in WorldNews

[–]1Icemonkey 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Where was this cock-slut whore when I had a raging boner at 2 1/2?

Inside rise of 'living doll' fetish where men dress lycra suits to look like women by [deleted] in whatever

[–]1Icemonkey 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Bitch ain’t makin' no sandwiches.

I was shocked to discover the woman I am dating is transgender by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]1Icemonkey 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Is this before or after he sucked her dick?

If you could ask God one question, what would that be? by [deleted] in help

[–]1Icemonkey 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Why are His “chosen” people so ugly?

Black lives matter by Oyveygoyim in funny

[–]1Icemonkey 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

No one treats black people worse than black people.