I'm Done, 100% failing my drug test for my new job. Let's celebrate!! Where do I can post my self-fail?!

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[–]fred_red_beans 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Drink lots of water and you can also use pure lemon juice to flush your system. 2 or 3 puffs is not very much, and weed builds up in your system. So if you haven't smoked much in the last two months you could be OK.

Crazy that someone would be not considered for a job simply for having any marijuana in their system which is about the safest recreational drug.

[–]bobbobbybob 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

'2 or 3 puffs' was a lie. Ash lies to himself a lot.

[–]Ash[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I wasn't lying. One joint shared in a big group- do the math.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

No u