Would you rather constantly have a dick up your ass or constantly have an ass on your dick?

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[–]sawboss 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

I think I may have a possible solution:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stsnlTZG84Y

By the way, as open minded as I may be (or not), no dick ever goes up my ass whatsoever. Not under any circumstance.

[–]Stankmango[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

So you're an ass-on-dick fella? What if it was a jaundiced wrinkle-loaf you had your diggerpin stuffed in?

[–]sawboss 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I like inserting the sausage into the tuna hot pocket, not the chocolate cave.

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Nevertheless your brain comes up with such detailed imaginations of that, huh?