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[–]Zapt 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Wait 'til they hear about figging.

[–]American_Muskrat[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's illegal in horse racing!

[–]weavilsatemyface 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

What impresses me most about this is that for three days she was so drunk that she never once thought of removing the damn chili herself.

Actually I reckon there's a 20% chance this was some BDSM kink sex game gone wrong, and the doctor writing the paper has misrepresented it to something more ideologically acceptable.

[–]American_Muskrat[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Eh, been there 😯