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I'm ready to be on that television(self)

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I got the call today.. they are flying me out to California..hoo doggie.. we is going to Californie

I'm going to be on the picture screen

https://files.catbox.moe/k022yr.mp4

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Zapt 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun 1 month ago

Does this motion picture involve a couch?

LordoftheFlies 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 1 month ago

Either that or the opening theme will be this.

Zapt 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 1 month ago

I worked with a guy who got arrested on that show while drunk, sitting in a lawn chair in front of a single-wide mobile home. I went through a license check while they were in town. The camera crew ran up to my vehicle and defeatedly put their camera down when I had a valid driver's license and registration. I guess I looked like a criminal.

WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun 1 month ago

Pajeet called you from India about Medicare.

topiary2 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 1 month ago

Like them there moving pictures and such

tradecoder[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 1 month ago

*pitchers

jet199Instigatrix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 1 month ago

Make sure you get per diems.

tradecoder[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 1 month ago

I will need a trailer with a star on the door and I'm going to need a fruit basket every morning and a mud pack of course and I'll need a private toilet in the trailer.

My agent shall never enter the trailer without knocking twice.

These are standard world rules in Hollywood