Anyone here have a good recipe for dog or cat?

submitted by GuyWhite from self.whatever

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[–]YoMamma 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Step one: get a Haitian

[–]GuyWhite[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

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[–]HiddenFox 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Did you ever think when you eat Chinese,

It ain't pork or chicken, but a fat siamese,

Yet the food tastes great, so ya don't complain,

but that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein.

[–]GuyWhite[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Must be why I haven’t done Chinese in years.

[–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No we no see your cat, go away! We got a business to run, Chicken Fried Cat!

[–]Oyveygoyim 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Niggers

[–]fschmidt 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Grind up modern scum and cook as meatballs. Should make a good meal for a dog or cat.

[–]American_Muskrat 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Soak it in milk overnight, rinse, dip in egg wash, coat in bread crumbs, and fry.

[–]YoMamma 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

👆 Haitian migrant

[–]socks_the_muslim 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I am a muslim

[–]Jiminy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No go ask someone in Ohio

[–]Brewdabier 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Bake it, fry it, roast it.

[–]GuyWhite[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Do I kill it first?

[–]Brewdabier 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I forgot, boil it. When I was in vietnam they put the dogs in boiling oil live.