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[–]Hematomato 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Weird. You seem super easy to kill. If I decided to kill you, you definitely wouldn't be here to tell us about it.

Maybe your mother is an idiot.

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Why does she keep failing?

[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Because the sheer mass of Pajeet means she needs 1000x the dose of botulism which would kill a normal human. This is a tough job even for an Indian cook.