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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'd make a real woman out of you sweet cheeks. I'm a real man, the kind that eats the big piece of chicken and clogs the toilet every time he shits. You can call me Daddy or Big Dog. Woof woof nigga!

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How long can a cat survive in a microwave? Asking for a friend, and you should probably answer this quickly

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I just read the whole bible cover to cover, and Jesus did not once make a poo. I'm never pooping again, I'm holding it in for Jesus

[–]POOPCORN[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Most people are not as spiritually deep as you are