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[–]STRAPONMONKEYDICK 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Well they didn't have bidets back hundreds of years ago and so they at least now they still use a little watering can kind of like you might see someone used to water their plants in the garden and to tell you the truth I'm not sure how they do that thing but I will tell you that using the bidet feels really fresh when you take a poop and you man you spray your butt hole off with that thing you feel fresh like you just took a shower it is a really clean thing to do though I'm not really sure that God cares how we clean our butts

I sometimes wonder if I'm the only person that drinks out of the bidet sprayer?

Watering can:

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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

you are wise beyond your years, uncle edward

[–]STRAPONMONKEYDICK 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah well I have been recognized before as a genius type but I don't like to blow my own horn or like go around showboating or being arrogant or something like that but you know when you're a brainiac you you got to walk the walk instead of just talking to talk right?

Damn I'm good with words and s*** right?

Also I think you should know that I am not in love with Melody the programmer and that I will not stand between you and her and your love triangle do not hold me responsible for her bad attitude I feel much better having said that I would put up more of a fight for her but f*** it she's a tramp and I don't give a s*** thank you

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

yes! we can make a million on youtube. i need you to re-post those videos, and watch the magic happen.