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[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

No! I will never stop standing up to pee! I am a man goddamnit!

[–]POOPCORN 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I would be willing to bet that if you check who this doctor is you will find that he is a Muslim.

Muslim men sit down when they pee, because they're afraid that they'll get even one drop of pee on their pants which would invalidate their prayers

Yup

You are being conditioned to do things the Islamic way

[–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I would be willing to bet that if you check who this doctor is you will find that he is a Muslim.

From the article: "Gerald Collins, a consultant urological surgeon at Alexandra Hospital in Cheshire, England..."

Hmmm, with a name like Gerald Collins, from England, I'll take that bet.

You are being conditioned to do things the Islamic way

Good thing you make your mind up about articles without reading them first. Or knowing anything about Islam.

Pissing while standing up is not haraam (forbidden) in Islam, but it is considered better to sit for two major reasons: so men won't be tempted to peek at each other's dicks in case it turns them gay, and for hygiene.

[–]Evola 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Imagine being paranoid that looking at another man's penis makes you gay. No wonder there's so much inbreeding among them lot.

[–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Imagine being paranoid that looking at another man's penis makes you gay.

I know. Three quarters of the guys here on Saidit might as well be Muslim for that exact same reason.