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[–]jet199Instigatrix 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Interestingly the boy John Money had castrated and raised as a girl still wanted to piss standing up after all that.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And forced into incest! Science!

[–]ShekelPa 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Anything to faggoticize men.

[–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Hmmm, you seem to have an unusually high fear of being seen as a "faggot". Is there something you would like to admit? We're all friends here and won't judge you.

[–]KyleIsThisTall 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Found the faggot.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

No! I will never stop standing up to pee! I am a man goddamnit!

[–]POOPCORN 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I would be willing to bet that if you check who this doctor is you will find that he is a Muslim.

Muslim men sit down when they pee, because they're afraid that they'll get even one drop of pee on their pants which would invalidate their prayers

Yup

You are being conditioned to do things the Islamic way

[–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I would be willing to bet that if you check who this doctor is you will find that he is a Muslim.

From the article: "Gerald Collins, a consultant urological surgeon at Alexandra Hospital in Cheshire, England..."

Hmmm, with a name like Gerald Collins, from England, I'll take that bet.

You are being conditioned to do things the Islamic way

Good thing you make your mind up about articles without reading them first. Or knowing anything about Islam.

Pissing while standing up is not haraam (forbidden) in Islam, but it is considered better to sit for two major reasons: so men won't be tempted to peek at each other's dicks in case it turns them gay, and for hygiene.

[–]Evola 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Imagine being paranoid that looking at another man's penis makes you gay. No wonder there's so much inbreeding among them lot.

[–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Imagine being paranoid that looking at another man's penis makes you gay.

I know. Three quarters of the guys here on Saidit might as well be Muslim for that exact same reason.

[–]neolib[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

The data analytics firm surveyed more than 7,000 men from 13 countries across the globe, finding a majority usually stay standing while emptying their bladders.

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/05/Screen-Shot-2023-05-26-at-4.30.08-PM.png

[–]Brewdabier 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Give me an hour or so and I can make a chart showing water kills people after drinking it.

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So far, everyone who drank water in the past has died. Science is predicting that will happen to us too.

[–]passionflounderPaper tiger 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

How can I write my name in the snow?

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Also, the splash zone is contained within the walls of the bowl. Outside of your own (presumably clean) home, splashing is preferred to physical contact.

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

That's not really true. Tiny droplets go everywhere and you're always getting pee on your pants when you piss you can't help it

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

"A top urologist says men shouldn’t urinate standing up, proclaiming it’s healthier and more hygienic to sit down to take a leak. Also, the splash zone is contained within the walls of the bowl."

you're always getting pee on your pants when you piss you can't help it

Not sure I should ask how you know.

[–]POOPCORN 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It is my opinion that when people watch sitcoms on TV and they watch people making rude jokes at other people and then laughing about it, we are learning that it is desirable to make smartass remarks to other people, and to make jokes and make fun of other people.

This is not only done by the television but it is also done by every form of media that is presented to us.

You have been taught to verbally thrash others and you think you're doing something that is good.

You have been taught to not be kind, but instead to be cruel.

[–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

PISS LIKE A SISSY BOY! /s

[–]loves2smootch 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

(((top urologist))) eat a dick jew

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

At home I kneel down on one knee and hang it over the edge of the toilet bowl. I haven't pissed on the floor in 40 years.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Exactly! I just stand on the toilet in order to poop, what is this sitting down shit?

[–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If I'm out in the woods pissing behind a tree, I'll stand because duh.

If I'm inside a house, with an indoor toilet, I'll sit down because I'm not a pig who pisses all over the seat and floor.

If I'm at work, with a whole bunch of tradies who piss on the seat and floor, meh, when in Rome...

[–]carn0ld03 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is dumb.