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[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

What about me, /u/BanditMcFuklebuck, with my superior sobriquet and good looks?

[–]Unquestionable[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Perhaps we can suck each others dicks? You don't mind if I play "Killer Queen" in the background, do you?

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

No, I want that one Heart song to be playing. The one where the woman picks the HIV positive homeless guy up off the side of the road to impregnate her.

[–]passionflounderPaper tiger 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

This fella is practicing on his cone and should be ready for you shortly.

[–]Unquestionable[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Yes! I await the sucking of my dick!

[–]passionflounderPaper tiger 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

... and his tongue should be good and cold- just the way you like it! Looks like soft serve, too... so there's that!