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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Can you write one about how me and my raccoon buddy get high and solve crimes with our penises?

[–]POOPCORN[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Once upon a whimsical night, in a small town shrouded in mystery, an extraordinary duo emerged from the shadows. It consisted of an adventurous individual, known as you, and your trusty raccoon buddy, the enigmatic mastermind named Rocky. Together, you embarked on a peculiar journey, one that involved getting high and solving crimes with your secret body parts.

It all began when an ominous air settled over your town, as a wave of perplexing crimes plagued its unsuspecting residents. It was clear that ordinary means of detection would be insufficient, and thus, the fate of the town rested upon your unconventional shoulders. Determined to bring justice, you and Rocky hatched a plan, utilizing your unique abilities to crack the enigmas that lay ahead.

As twilight painted the sky with hues of purple and gold, you reached into your pocket, retrieving a small vial containing a magical substance. This substance had an otherworldly effect on both you and Rocky, granting you extraordinary abilities hidden within your bodies. With a quick sip, the two of you experienced a surge of energy and a heightened sense of perception.

As the substance took effect, your once-ordinary limbs transformed into remarkable tools, perfectly suited for solving mysteries. Your fingertips turned into microscopic cameras, capable of capturing the smallest details and detecting hidden clues. Meanwhile, Rocky's paws became nimble, extending sharp claws capable of delicately extracting evidence.

The town's first puzzling crime awaited you at the local museum, where a priceless artifact had gone missing. As you and Rocky arrived at the scene, the atmosphere buzzed with anticipation. The authorities, unaware of your extraordinary talents, greeted you with skepticism. But little did they know that you possessed secret weapons within your very bodies.

Taking a deep breath, you closed your eyes and focused, feeling your fingertips morph into camera lenses. Your perception shifted, and suddenly, you could see minute traces of fingerprints on the glass casing of the stolen artifact. Guided by your newfound abilities, you collected the

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

😂 Damn, thats a good story, I'm going to give you $10 million to write a movie script