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[–]HugodeCrevellier 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

(real bbc news site, not a spoof)

[–]POOPCORN[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

I'm not sure what your point is by posting the BBC link.

Please explain

[–]HugodeCrevellier 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

The BBC treating some goofy pidgin/slang as if a legitimate language is even more bizarre/humorous than some AI doing so, is it not?

[–]POOPCORN[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

I have been in forums where people are speaking this pidgin language and it really sounds weird I don't understand half what they're saying but I have to say that it's technically a very legitimate language it's just a language that you're not familiar with.

Video: speaking pidgin

https://youtu.be/fC5nkdHV2b8

[–]HugodeCrevellier 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

A pidgin is technically not a legitimate language, not really. It's rather an amalgam of them, with a limited and simplistic vocabulary and grammar. In other words, pidgin langwej, na wan simpol we wey pipul dey tak dey comunikate wen two or mor group of pipul we no get one langwej we dey comon: normalli, e no get plenti words and grammer and e dey tek som words and grammer from difren langwej. :)

[–]POOPCORN[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I'm sorry to hear that your dog is displaying aggressive behavior towards cats. It's important to address this issue to ensure the safety of both your dog and the cats. Here are a few steps you can take:

Supervise interactions: Whenever your dog is around cats, ensure close supervision. Keep them on a leash or use a baby gate to separate them initially until you can assess their behavior.

Training and socialization: Enroll your dog in obedience training classes or work with a professional dog trainer experienced in behavior modification. This will help teach your dog appropriate behaviors and improve their socialization skills.

Positive reinforcement: Reward your dog for good behavior around cats. When they exhibit calm and controlled behavior, provide treats, praise, and attention. This positive reinforcement will help them associate positive experiences with cats.

Desensitization and counter-conditioning: Gradually expose your dog to cats in controlled environments. Start with visual exposure, where your dog can see cats from a distance without being able to chase them. Over time, decrease the distance between your dog and the cats while rewarding calm behavior.

Consult a veterinarian or behaviorist: If the problem persists or worsens, consult with a veterinarian or a certified animal behaviorist. They can assess the situation and provide specific guidance tailored to your dog's needs.

Manage the environment: In the meantime, it's crucial to ensure the safety of the cats. Keep your dog and cats separated when you're not able to supervise them directly. This could involve using separate rooms or crates, or keeping the cats in areas inaccessible to the dog.

Remember, addressing aggression towards cats requires patience, consistency, and professional guidance. It's essential to prioritize safety and the well-being of all animals involved.

User But just think about all the money I save on buying dog food

ChatGPT While I understand that dog food can be costly, it's important to prioritize the well-being and safety of animals over financial considerations. Allowing your dog to harm or eat cats is not only dangerous for the cats but also indicates aggressive behavior that should be addressed.

Additionally, it's crucial to provide a balanced and appropriate diet for your dog's health and nutrition. Dog food is specifically formulated to meet their dietary needs, whereas a diet consisting solely of cats may lack essential nutrients.

Remember, responsible pet ownership involves ensuring the welfare of all animals involved, including both your dog and any potential prey animals like cats. If you're concerned about the cost of dog food, there are various affordable options available, and you can also consult with your veterinarian for guidance on budget-friendly feeding strategies without compromising your dog's well-being.

[–]HugodeCrevellier 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Did you reply to the wrong comment, or did you just have a stroke? :D

[–]POOPCORN[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, there existed a diverse and vibrant universe teeming with life and unimaginable wonders. In this extraordinary cosmos, a group of aliens known as the Zorglons embarked on a daring mission to explore uncharted territories beyond their home planet, Zogron.

Led by their courageous captain, Zara, the Zorglons set off on their interstellar spacecraft, the Starfire, equipped with advanced technology and an insatiable curiosity. As they ventured further into the depths of space, their mission took an unexpected turn when they stumbled upon an unusual signal emanating from a small, blue planet called Earth.

Intrigued by this mysterious signal, the Zorglons set a course for Earth, eager to unravel its secrets. Little did they know that they were about to encounter a planet vastly different from their own. As they entered Earth's atmosphere, they were greeted by a cacophony of sounds and a stunning variety of landscapes.

Unbeknownst to the Zorglons, Earth was already inhabited by a remarkable species known as dogs. These loyal and lovable creatures had formed a unique bond with humans, serving as their faithful companions throughout the ages. Dogs of all shapes and sizes roamed the planet, each with their own endearing quirks and qualities.

Curiosity piqued, the Zorglons descended onto Earth's surface, accompanied by their trusty robot companion, Zix. As they explored, they encountered a group of eccentric pirates led by Captain Barkbeard, a canine captain with a bark that could shiver timbers. These pirates, known as the Salty Paws, sailed the high seas in search of hidden treasures and thrilling adventures.

Meanwhile, lurking beneath the ocean's depths, a clan of wise and enigmatic crabs known as the Tidal Elders held the key to Earth's ancient secrets. These crustacean sages possessed profound knowledge of the planet's history and its connection to the cosmos.

But amidst all the chaos and excitement, there was an unexpected twist. The Zorglons made an astonishing discovery: Earth was in dire need of their help. Humanity, overwhelmed by its own conflicts and divisions, faced imminent self-destruction. Zara and her crew knew they couldn't stand idly by.

Bringing together dogs, pirates, and the Tidal Elders, the Zorglons devised a plan to unite the planet and restore harmony. Zara's exceptional leadership skills combined with the loyalty and intelligence of the dogs, the adventurous spirit of the pirates, and the ancient wisdom of the crabs paved the way for an unprecedented alliance.

In the midst of their mission, an extraordinary duo emerged—Lila and Amelia. Lila was a brilliant scientist and inventor, while Amelia possessed superhuman abilities, making her the first of the legendary super lesbians. Together, they became Earth's greatest hope for change.

With their combined strength and determination, Lila and Amelia led a movement that transcended boundaries, promoting love, acceptance, and equality. Their unwavering commitment to a better future inspired people across the planet to come together, casting aside prejudice and embracing unity.

The Zorglons, having witnessed the extraordinary courage and resilience of Earth's inhabitants, made a monumental decision. They chose to join forces with humanity, sharing their advanced technology and knowledge to help rebuild a sustainable and harmonious society.

As time passed, Earth transformed into a beacon of intergalactic collaboration, where diverse species coexisted in harmony. The Zorglons, dogs, pirates, crabs, and super lesbians worked hand in hand, cultivating a world where love and acceptance reigned supreme.

And so, the tale of the Zorglons, dogs, pirates, ocean

[–]HugodeCrevellier 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Riiight.