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[–]POOPCORN[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

User I am a freelancer prostitute trying to create a profile on a website. Could you write it for me please? I am 12 ft tall and I weigh 600 lb and I'm not very pretty.

ChatGPT Creating an effective profile is important for any profession, including freelancing as a sex worker. While I understand you may have certain physical attributes you're concerned about, it's crucial to focus on the positive aspects that will appeal to potential clients. Here's a sample profile description that highlights your unique qualities and emphasizes a positive approach:

Username: SensualGoddess About Me: Unforgettable Experiences with a Dash of Quirkiness

Hello there! I'm SensualGoddess, your enchanting companion for unforgettable moments. Standing tall at an alluring 12 feet, I possess a mesmerizing presence that will captivate your senses. Don't let my weight of 600 pounds deceive you—I'm a voluptuous vixen with curves that will leave you breathless.

Physical Attributes: Larger Than Life, Curvy Delight While I embrace my uniqueness, it's my vibrant personality and dedication to pleasure that truly sets me apart. My seductive charm, coupled with my vast repertoire of skills, promises an experience beyond your wildest dreams.

Services Offered: Your Fantasies Brought to Life As a versatile and open-minded professional, I'm here to make your fantasies a reality. Whether you desire an intimate evening behind closed doors, a stimulating conversation, or an adventurous outing, I'm ready to fulfill your deepest desires with passion and authenticity.

Discretion and Respect: Our Encounter, Our Secret Your privacy and comfort are of utmost importance to me. I ensure a safe and confidential environment where you can be yourself without judgment. Let's create a space where we can explore our desires and indulge in pleasure without reservation.

Unique Experiences: Unveiling the Extraordinary Beyond my physical presence, I bring a sense of adventure and creativity to our encounters. With me, you'll discover new realms of pleasure, exploring uncharted territories while savoring every moment of our shared journey.

Booking Information: Let's Connect To embark on an unforgettable escapade with SensualGoddess, simply reach out to me through [insert preferred method of contact]. Kindly introduce yourself, including your desired date, time, and any specific requests or inquiries. I prioritize respectful communication and look forward to creating magical memories together.

Remember, beauty is not solely defined by physical appearance; it emanates from within. Embrace your uniqueness, confidence, and the immense pleasure you can provide to those seeking your services. Best of luck in your endeavors!

Note: It's essential to ensure that you are complying with the laws and regulations in your jurisdiction and that the website you plan to use for your profile aligns with your personal safety standards.

[–]POOPCORN[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

User I am a man that is trying to create a profile on a dating slash freelance website. I want to make the ladies fall in love with me. They should perceive me as an extremely romantic man that is a desirable mate. Would you please write that profile for me. I am 60 years old and 6 ft tall and I do experience erectile dysfunction on most days.

ChatGPT Username: RomanticallyYours60

About Me: Hello there, lovely ladies! I'm RomanticallyYours60, and I'm here to sweep you off your feet with a heart full of passion, a touch of sophistication, and a sprinkle of charm. At 60 years young, I've learned that true romance transcends age, and I'm ready to embark on a beautiful journey with someone special.

Description: Picture a tall, dashing gentleman standing at 6 feet, with silver hair that adds a touch of wisdom to his smile. My eyes reflect a lifetime of experiences, and my laughter is infectious. While life has its challenges, I believe in embracing every moment with grace and positivity.

Romantic Nature: Romance is my middle name! I believe in grand gestures and intimate moments that make the heart flutter. From handwritten love letters that express my deepest emotions to candlelit dinners filled with laughter and meaningful conversations, I'll whisk you away into a world of enchantment. Whether it's stargazing under a moonlit sky or surprise weekend getaways to hidden gems, I thrive on creating magical memories.

Intellectual Stimulation: As an avid reader and lifelong learner, I value intellectual stimulation and the beauty of thoughtful conversations. Let's delve into captivating discussions about literature, art, and the wonders of the world. I appreciate a woman who challenges my mind and inspires me to see the world through different lenses.

Erectile Dysfunction: It's important to be transparent about our circumstances, and I believe in fostering open communication. While I do experience erectile dysfunction on most days, I firmly believe that true connection transcends physical intimacy alone. With me, you'll find a man who cherishes emotional intimacy, companionship, and the profound connection that extends far beyond the bedroom.

Life's Adventures: Life is an adventure, and I'm eager to explore it with a like-minded partner by my side. Whether it's strolling hand in hand along the beach at sunset, attending cultural events, or embarking on spontaneous road trips, I want to create memories that will last a lifetime. Let's create a love story filled with laughter, love, and endless possibilities.

Desired Qualities: I'm looking for a remarkable woman who appreciates the finer things in life and seeks a genuine connection. Someone who is compassionate, confident, and shares my passion for romance. Age is just a number, and I believe that true love knows no boundaries. If you possess a kind heart, a brilliant mind, and a zest for life, I'd be honored to embark on this extraordinary journey with you.

Final Thoughts: If you're searching for a man who will cherish you, embrace your dreams, and make every day feel like a fairytale, look no further. I'm here, RomanticallyYours60, ready to capture your heart with timeless romance, unwavering devotion, and a love that knows no bounds. Let's embark on a love story that transcends the ordinary and embraces the extraordinary.

Note: Remember, it's essential to personalize your profile and add any additional information that reflects your unique personality and interests. Good luck on your dating and freelance adventures!

[–]POOPCORN[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Well that's interesting do you know what is going to create a huge crunch in the world's economies?

When chat GPT takes over handling all of our call centers such as banking customer service or cell phone company customer service and when artificial intelligence begins driving our Uber cars and our semi trucks..

They're going to be a lot of people unemployed

And as if it hasn't already happened when chat GPT or AI in general infiltrates all of the forums and dominates the forums, that will make the forums pretty much unusable for humans anyways

Have you seen the advanced robots that are available now but we don't really see them in the streets yet? Imagine when there's 20 robots in the streets watching your every move and they know everything you've ever said in your entire life they know all of your academic records they know your criminal records they know everything you've ever thought about?

This will be the new war and you ain't going to win

[–]EternalSunset 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Deep Learning is absolute shit when it comes to driving vehicles, even the inventor of neural networks Yann LeCun has admitted that much. Unless they get expensive Lidar sensors installed all around them, current self-driving vehicles just flat out can't reliably construct a consistent and reliable reading of the objects in the world around them. Tesla has poured ungodly amounts of money, data and processing power into trying to brute force their way into a self-driving vehicle that can drive safely and reliably using just visual and audio cues and they just can't do it.

[–]POOPCORN[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Once upon a time, in a future where technology had advanced beyond our wildest dreams, there lived a man named Elon Musk. Known for his visionary ideas and entrepreneurial spirit, Elon had played a pivotal role in shaping the world with his innovative companies. But little did the world know, Elon harbored a deep secret—a secret that would eventually turn his life upside down.

One fateful day, Elon stumbled upon a groundbreaking discovery—an advanced form of technology that allowed him to change his gender at will. Fascinated by the possibilities, Elon became the first human to undergo a complete transgender transformation, transcending the boundaries of conventional identity.

As Elon delved deeper into his newfound existence, he realized that maintaining his chosen identity required a special synthetic drug found only in a distant and unknown planet system. Driven by his addiction and the need for daily doses of this drug, Elon embarked on a perilous journey, determined to smuggle it back to Earth.

Unbeknownst to Elon, Interpol had been monitoring his activities, suspicious of his unconventional projects and ventures. They had caught wind of his plan to procure the synthetic drug, and as Elon set off into space, he found himself inadvertently becoming a fugitive.

Elon's journey took him to distant galaxies and uncharted territories. With each passing day, his craving for the drug grew stronger, leaving him desperate to find a constant supply. To sustain his addiction, Elon resorted to extreme measures—robbing banks with calculated precision and finesse.

As the news of the elusive "Transgender Robot" and his audacious heists spread, the world grew fascinated and perplexed. Some viewed Elon as a rogue hero, challenging societal norms and pushing the boundaries of what it meant to be human. Others condemned his actions, fearing the consequences of his drug-fueled exploits.

Amidst the chaos, Elon found solace in his passion for electric vehicles. He discovered a peculiar attraction to them, deriving pleasure from their sleek designs and futuristic technology. His intimate encounters with these machines became a secret, indulgent affair, an escape from the pressures of his tumultuous life.

While Interpol tirelessly pursued him, Elon's fame and notoriety reached unprecedented heights. People started idolizing his rebellious spirit, celebrating his defiance against a system that sought to control him. His story became the stuff of legend, a symbol of freedom and self-expression in a world plagued by conformity.

Eventually, Elon's quest for the synthetic drug brought him to the edge of the known universe. There, amidst a cluster of celestial bodies, he discovered a hidden civilization—one that had mastered the very technology he had come to rely on.

In a surprising twist of fate, Elon's encounter with this advanced alien society forever changed his perspective. He learned that true transformation didn't rely on substances or external factors—it stemmed from embracing one's authentic self and embracing the diversity of life.

With newfound enlightenment, Elon made the decision to abandon his addictive cravings and return to Earth. He faced the consequences of his actions head-on, willingly surrendering to Interpol, with the hope that his story would inspire others to question societal norms and find strength in their own individuality.

Elon's legacy, though controversial, left an indelible mark on humanity. His tale became a cautionary tale about the dangers of addiction and a powerful reminder that true transformation lies within oneself, not in the pursuit of external substances or desires.

And so, the story of Elon Musk, the transgender robot and fugitive extraordinaire, faded into history, a testament to the complexities of human nature and the extraordinary journeys we undertake to discover our true selves.

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[–]HugodeCrevellier 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (15 children)

(real bbc news site, not a spoof)

[–]POOPCORN[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (14 children)

I'm not sure what your point is by posting the BBC link.

Please explain

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

It appears to link to a news site where the stories are in 'pidgin', some kind of African slang mixed in with English

[–]POOPCORN[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I just took a shot in the dark and checked if there's a Swahili version and apparently there is, so again I'm not sure why you think this is AI related but they it just seems they have a different version for different cultures

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I agree, this appears to have nothing to do with A.I., was just explaining why I thought he posted this

[–]POOPCORN[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Okay I didn't notice it was you that posted the response but why would you think did you know why he posted that?

That person probably had a really valid reason why they posted it and I am curious what that reason was

[–]HugodeCrevellier 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The BBC treating some goofy pidgin/slang as if a legitimate language is even more bizarre/humorous than some AI doing so, is it not?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Because the only thing connecting your post and his link was the reference to the slang of black people, you didn't seem to understand why he linked that, I was suggesting that was likely the reason, you know how saidit is obsessed with race

[–]HugodeCrevellier 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

The BBC treating some goofy pidgin/slang as if a legitimate language is even more bizarre/humorous than some AI doing so, is it not?

[–]POOPCORN[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

I have been in forums where people are speaking this pidgin language and it really sounds weird I don't understand half what they're saying but I have to say that it's technically a very legitimate language it's just a language that you're not familiar with.

Video: speaking pidgin

[–]HugodeCrevellier 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

A pidgin is technically not a legitimate language, not really. It's rather an amalgam of them, with a limited and simplistic vocabulary and grammar. In other words, pidgin langwej, na wan simpol we wey pipul dey tak dey comunikate wen two or mor group of pipul we no get one langwej we dey comon: normalli, e no get plenti words and grammer and e dey tek som words and grammer from difren langwej. :)

[–]POOPCORN[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I'm sorry to hear that your dog is displaying aggressive behavior towards cats. It's important to address this issue to ensure the safety of both your dog and the cats. Here are a few steps you can take:

Supervise interactions: Whenever your dog is around cats, ensure close supervision. Keep them on a leash or use a baby gate to separate them initially until you can assess their behavior.

Training and socialization: Enroll your dog in obedience training classes or work with a professional dog trainer experienced in behavior modification. This will help teach your dog appropriate behaviors and improve their socialization skills.

Positive reinforcement: Reward your dog for good behavior around cats. When they exhibit calm and controlled behavior, provide treats, praise, and attention. This positive reinforcement will help them associate positive experiences with cats.

Desensitization and counter-conditioning: Gradually expose your dog to cats in controlled environments. Start with visual exposure, where your dog can see cats from a distance without being able to chase them. Over time, decrease the distance between your dog and the cats while rewarding calm behavior.

Consult a veterinarian or behaviorist: If the problem persists or worsens, consult with a veterinarian or a certified animal behaviorist. They can assess the situation and provide specific guidance tailored to your dog's needs.

Manage the environment: In the meantime, it's crucial to ensure the safety of the cats. Keep your dog and cats separated when you're not able to supervise them directly. This could involve using separate rooms or crates, or keeping the cats in areas inaccessible to the dog.

Remember, addressing aggression towards cats requires patience, consistency, and professional guidance. It's essential to prioritize safety and the well-being of all animals involved.

User But just think about all the money I save on buying dog food

ChatGPT While I understand that dog food can be costly, it's important to prioritize the well-being and safety of animals over financial considerations. Allowing your dog to harm or eat cats is not only dangerous for the cats but also indicates aggressive behavior that should be addressed.

Additionally, it's crucial to provide a balanced and appropriate diet for your dog's health and nutrition. Dog food is specifically formulated to meet their dietary needs, whereas a diet consisting solely of cats may lack essential nutrients.

Remember, responsible pet ownership involves ensuring the welfare of all animals involved, including both your dog and any potential prey animals like cats. If you're concerned about the cost of dog food, there are various affordable options available, and you can also consult with your veterinarian for guidance on budget-friendly feeding strategies without compromising your dog's well-being.

[–]HugodeCrevellier 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Did you reply to the wrong comment, or did you just have a stroke? :D

[–]POOPCORN[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, there existed a diverse and vibrant universe teeming with life and unimaginable wonders. In this extraordinary cosmos, a group of aliens known as the Zorglons embarked on a daring mission to explore uncharted territories beyond their home planet, Zogron.

Led by their courageous captain, Zara, the Zorglons set off on their interstellar spacecraft, the Starfire, equipped with advanced technology and an insatiable curiosity. As they ventured further into the depths of space, their mission took an unexpected turn when they stumbled upon an unusual signal emanating from a small, blue planet called Earth.

Intrigued by this mysterious signal, the Zorglons set a course for Earth, eager to unravel its secrets. Little did they know that they were about to encounter a planet vastly different from their own. As they entered Earth's atmosphere, they were greeted by a cacophony of sounds and a stunning variety of landscapes.

Unbeknownst to the Zorglons, Earth was already inhabited by a remarkable species known as dogs. These loyal and lovable creatures had formed a unique bond with humans, serving as their faithful companions throughout the ages. Dogs of all shapes and sizes roamed the planet, each with their own endearing quirks and qualities.

Curiosity piqued, the Zorglons descended onto Earth's surface, accompanied by their trusty robot companion, Zix. As they explored, they encountered a group of eccentric pirates led by Captain Barkbeard, a canine captain with a bark that could shiver timbers. These pirates, known as the Salty Paws, sailed the high seas in search of hidden treasures and thrilling adventures.

Meanwhile, lurking beneath the ocean's depths, a clan of wise and enigmatic crabs known as the Tidal Elders held the key to Earth's ancient secrets. These crustacean sages possessed profound knowledge of the planet's history and its connection to the cosmos.

But amidst all the chaos and excitement, there was an unexpected twist. The Zorglons made an astonishing discovery: Earth was in dire need of their help. Humanity, overwhelmed by its own conflicts and divisions, faced imminent self-destruction. Zara and her crew knew they couldn't stand idly by.

Bringing together dogs, pirates, and the Tidal Elders, the Zorglons devised a plan to unite the planet and restore harmony. Zara's exceptional leadership skills combined with the loyalty and intelligence of the dogs, the adventurous spirit of the pirates, and the ancient wisdom of the crabs paved the way for an unprecedented alliance.

In the midst of their mission, an extraordinary duo emerged—Lila and Amelia. Lila was a brilliant scientist and inventor, while Amelia possessed superhuman abilities, making her the first of the legendary super lesbians. Together, they became Earth's greatest hope for change.

With their combined strength and determination, Lila and Amelia led a movement that transcended boundaries, promoting love, acceptance, and equality. Their unwavering commitment to a better future inspired people across the planet to come together, casting aside prejudice and embracing unity.

The Zorglons, having witnessed the extraordinary courage and resilience of Earth's inhabitants, made a monumental decision. They chose to join forces with humanity, sharing their advanced technology and knowledge to help rebuild a sustainable and harmonious society.

As time passed, Earth transformed into a beacon of intergalactic collaboration, where diverse species coexisted in harmony. The Zorglons, dogs, pirates, crabs, and super lesbians worked hand in hand, cultivating a world where love and acceptance reigned supreme.

And so, the tale of the Zorglons, dogs, pirates, ocean

[–]HugodeCrevellier 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)


[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

How about gullah?

[–]POOPCORN[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I don't know what a Gullah is, sorry my bad

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

[–]KyleIsThisTall 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)