I think I have brain damage

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[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

if you want to check for brain damage, stuff your head in a toilet and flush it about twenty five times quickly.

if you hear a ringing sound in your ears, you might have brain damag

i like to get checked about three or four times per year.

i invented the toilet.

one of the positive effects of brain damage is that the worse it gets the less you know you got it.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

i invented the toilet.

The device designed specifically to be full of shit?

[–]POOPCORN 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

The toilet was originally invented during the renaissance period and was intended to be used for the cooking of soup and stew, but then one day some idiot dumped a turd into the stew and we began a new era.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Soup was originally invented by mesopotamian wise man to ward off evil spirits inhabited within the anus. It got rid of shit demons.

[–]POOPCORN 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

nah.. the demons are alive and well and working as forum moderators at reddit.