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I think I have brain damage
submitted 10 months ago by sneako from self.whatever
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[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - 10 months ago* (4 children)
if you want to check for brain damage, stuff your head in a toilet and flush it about twenty five times quickly.
if you hear a ringing sound in your ears, you might have brain damag
i like to get checked about three or four times per year.
one of the positive effects of brain damage is that the worse it gets the less you know you got it.
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun - 10 months ago (3 children)
i invented the toilet.
The device designed specifically to be full of shit?
[–]POOPCORN 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 10 months ago* (2 children)
The toilet was originally invented during the renaissance period and was intended to be used for the cooking of soup and stew, but then one day some idiot dumped a turd into the stew and we began a new era.
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 10 months ago (1 child)
Soup was originally invented by mesopotamian wise man to ward off evil spirits inhabited within the anus. It got rid of shit demons.
[–]POOPCORN 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 10 months ago (0 children)
nah.. the demons are alive and well and working as forum moderators at reddit.
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