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[–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

One night, a raccoon broke into a church. It started by rummaging through the trash cans outside, but then it got curious and wandered into the building itself. At first, it was just exploring - climbing up and down the pews, sniffing at the stained glass windows, and even batting at a few hymnals. But then it stumbled upon the altar, and things got wild.

The raccoon began pawing at the holy water font, splashing all over the place. It climbed up onto the altar and started knocking over candles and flowers. Next, it grabbed onto the gold cross hanging above the altar and started swinging back and forth like a monkey. All the while, the priest was yelling and trying to shoo it away, but the raccoon was having none of it.

Finally, after a few chaotic minutes, the raccoon got tired and ran out the door. The priest was left standing there, panting and covered in wax and holy water. He shook his head and muttered, "the damned altar boys struggle less."