German chick with a basket of eggs

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[–]scornedandsedated 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Can we get back here? Seriously, can we somehow reclaim innocence?

Ask a thousand heterosexual men (with actual functioning penises, and x/y chromosomes) who they would prefer as a lifetime partner: This German girl, or your typical instagram slut, in a disgusting mess of a bedroom, twerking embarrassingly. Betchya I can guess who they prefer.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's wholesome and idyllic. I'd love to own chickens and have some cute German farm girls take care of them for me.

[–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

can we somehow reclaim innocence?

Dude, if she was really a farm girl, she was never innocent. You can't be surrounded by bulls, rams, cocks, billy goats and tom cats and have no idea about the facts of life from a really early age.

[–]scornedandsedated 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Being aware of the human body and how it functions doesn't corrupt. Fucking thirty guys before your thirteenth birthday does.

[–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Fucking thirty guys before your thirteenth birthday does.

You wish you were that lucky.