Manly Balls Door Knocker

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[–]Questionable 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Being a homosexual isn't very manly. Only a homo would have that on their door.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

It sounds like that door knocker is causing you to have some confusing feelings, you shouldn't be so hard on yourself

[–]Questionable 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Nagh. It just makes me want to pound you in the ass while choking you out. Nothing confusing about that.

[–]Masterblaster 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Or a woman who loves balls.

[–]GraviAss We Can 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I would buy that for a dollar!

[–]Questionable 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Well who would pass up a novelty gag gift for a dollar?

It's not a dollar though:

$44.95

So. That's how gay you have to be to want this.

[–]EternalSunset 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Does it make a loud "OOOOOOOOUUUCHHHH" sound when you knock?

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Someone would quickly break the balls off, and you'd be left with a insanely fit naked eunuch on your door.

Put the peephole through his dingus.